The Mummy (1999) is a PERFECT movie

and no one can tell me otherwise.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mogs the hell out of the boring ass Indiana Jones movies that everyone pretends are good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      indiana jones is the most overrated series I've ever seen.

      also the mummy is very very good but it is not perfect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, unironically. Raiders of the lost ark puts me to sleep. The mummy is pure kino all the way through

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AH NEEDS MOAR CGI IN MAH GOYSLOP!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one who's not a Redditor piece of shit thinks Indiana Jones and that fricking israelite homosexual Ford are any good. Brendan is pure European SOVL and the classic Faustian adventurer ubermensch with joie de vivre. Him CAUSTING the hot israeliteess was the cherry on top of this beautiful cake.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >classic Faustian adventurer ubermensch with joie de vivre

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      indiana jones is the most overrated series I've ever seen.

      also the mummy is very very good but it is not perfect

      This, unironically. Raiders of the lost ark puts me to sleep. The mummy is pure kino all the way through

      No one who's not a Redditor piece of shit thinks Indiana Jones and that fricking israelite homosexual Ford are any good. Brendan is pure European SOVL and the classic Faustian adventurer ubermensch with joie de vivre. Him CAUSTING the hot israeliteess was the cherry on top of this beautiful cake.

      No one who's not a Redditor piece of shit thinks Indiana Jones and that fricking israelite homosexual Ford are any good. Brendan is pure European SOVL and the classic Faustian adventurer ubermensch with joie de vivre. Him CAUSTING the hot israeliteess was the cherry on top of this beautiful cake.

      easy zoomers easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt watch indiana jones until I was an adult because it looked uninteresting.
      When I finally did, it was indeed, overrated gar-bitch

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She was very pretty in this movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They both were.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was still pretty hot in the Black Widow movie. She has good genes

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a rare case of a remake that's better than the original.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >remake
      le sigh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't consent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would it be considered problematic if it were produced this day?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Consent can be retroactively given or taken away at any time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But she liked it, which means that it wasnt rape.
      Chad can do things that us normies would be sent to prison for.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY GUYS LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE
      >I FOUND A CURRENTYEAR FLAW!!!!
      Sanctimonious little homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      consent not necessary.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel Weisz is a PERFECT mummy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do I live a heroic life like Rick does? I’m still young and fit enough to go be a military officer, but the military is super lame; I can still go get a doctorate in anthropology, but there’s no jobs in the field. Should I start a farm or run marathons or write a book or something?

      She really has the peak female form.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then why does her husband prowl around gay bars? Nobody believes his excuse of avoiding bar fights either.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That venezuelian chick outfit

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of those movies that I can watch endlessly if it's on tv

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel's eyebrows makes it not perfect. What was she thinking?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wanted to look like a 1930s gal

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino experience indeed
    I remember watching it when I was a kid with the other family members
    really love the mythical ancient egyptian, feels magical

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Endlessly rewatchable, yes

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanna watch Brendon throw household objects at people for 2 hours, why is this too much for hollywood?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >likable cast with good chemistry
    >humor isn't quippy and the scary parts are actually scary
    >everyone is smoking hot
    I maintain that the only reason the director's next movie Van Helsing failed despite having all the above ingredients is because the color palate is dour instead of bright and fun like the mummy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No he did what every director does, he did as much as he could practically and spent time making every set look good with color and light. Then he's given a blank check and does an all cgi horrible lighting dark as frick big budget cringe fest because he's clueless about what made his first movie good in the first place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The soundtrack sucked major balls in Van Helsing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed Van Helsing and wish it would’ve had a sequel.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you think anyone was going to disagree with you?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I live a heroic life like Rick does? I’m still young and fit enough to go be a military officer, but the military is super lame; I can still go get a doctorate in anthropology, but there’s no jobs in the field. Should I start a farm or run marathons or write a book or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ask yourself if Rick would be asking a forum for inspiration

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rick slummed it in prisons and dive bars, to which Cinemaphile is definitely the online analog. I think he’d not be too elitist to ask for advice when feeling conflicted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should've been born around the 1880s or so like he was.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Join the Foreign legion like he did.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is good advice, but i still think you should first complete basic military training, or you wont last long there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda sucks that you can no-longer join the Foreign Legion to forge a new identity, now they actually run a background check and wants to know who you are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just join the French foreign legion or Wagner group.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do then when you can forge a new identity, be a cool merc and lead people to the lost city of Hamunaptra

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >live a heroic life
      Like Rick does? You don't. It is pure fiction.
      Become a paramedic. Or a fire fighter. Work a job that actually saves people's lives.
      The military destroys people's lives. There are no honorable conflicts of good vs evil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rick was a scumbag foreign legion merc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's conflicts and interesting things going on all around the world constantly, your biggest hurdle is leaving your comfort zone. Learning other languages helps a lot too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      выyчи pyccкий и пpиcoeдиниcь к Baгнepy

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The world was cruel to him, give him a break.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood gay pedophiles tried to destroy his life and career. It's a miracle he's still alive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mediterranean diet
      StrongLifts 5x5
      Death whitening
      Minoxidil, micro needling
      Biotin, Saw Palmetto, supplements
      Vitamin D3/K/B/Zink/Iron

      He'll be back to his old self within 3 months.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        part of it was he suffered a major back injury
        you can actually see him struggling with it in the third Mummy movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, his sons look like greek gods.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >People can le age??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >People can le age??

      It wasn't just aging, it was fricking his body up doing stunts and then getting blacklisted by Hollywood because he wouldn't consent to getting molested and then getting divorced by his prostitute wife and getting a crippling alimony payment system inflicted on him.
      Brendan...Brendan lived a hard life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He fricked up his back for a REALLY shitty movie (that he had to agree to do to pay alimony)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, his sons look like greek gods.

      Goddamn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thought that was SOPHIE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you were to dye his hair white, you'd have the perfect cast for Griffith.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People age.

      It's a thing.

      And it's coming for you, whether you like it or not zoomer.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was rewatching it a few days ago and it made made me think about how much better the world was back then. Think about it. Most areas outside of the west were not industrialised, over populated shitholes. Planes weren't widely available. Technology was limited. Empires still existed. The world was full of mystery, intrigue, and adventure. You could explore exotic lands and locales and boast about discovering old ruins from civilisations long lost civilisations. You would be treated with respect and reverence from locals. God, I was born in the wrong time. Pulpy adventure media is an escape for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish I lived back in the 19th century so I could adventure and explore!
      >dies of cholera, dysentery or yellow fever
      >gets conscripted and dies like a b***h during the napoleon wars, wars of 1848, or the german unification wars

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would rather get cholera than be subjected to endless capeshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You will never die aboard an 18th century frigate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >gets conscripted and dies like a b***h during the napoleon wars, wars of 1848, or the german unification wars
        God I wish that was me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What you just described is still far more fulfilling that the life of an average modern NPC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess. Modern life is still just a depressing slog though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Choose: cholera or watching Marvel movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Born too late to explore the world and born too early to explore space.
      Born just in time tho to watch the world go through its Weiner phase with degenerates, browns and gays.

      Frick this gay ass earth.

      Nothing matters anymore except the fight to bring the old world back.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatched it a couple of months ago for the first time in a while, 5/10, half fun, half meh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Begone vile trickster!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    goodbye benis DDDD:

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's a sublime adventure film
    I agree, one of my favorites

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a blowjob in the theater during the hanging scene.

    CG sucks on the Mummy and the action could be better. A masterpiece compared to the sequels though.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Knight's Tale
    >The Mummy
    >Lucky Number Slevin
    >Mean Girls
    >Scary Movie
    >Not Another Teen Movie
    Legit my perfect comfy movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No Pirates?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ninth Gate
      >Dave (a perfect 90s movie)
      >Big Trouble in Little China
      >Ghost in the Machine
      >Three Amigos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Knight's Tale

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      's Tale

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically agree 100%. First two Mummy movies achieve their goals of being the perfect family fun action movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone hated the second but it's loved nowadays simply for not being a woke pos movie like all other modern films.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zorro 2 ripped it off hard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Zorro 2 was tragic. Mask of Zorro was so fricking good and grounded and serious for the most part and they turned the sequel into a campy mess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mummy returns is unwatchable garbage

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      easy zoomers easy

      wow why did it have to be snakes! they're just not all that. its ok. i respect what they were trying to do its just not for me and I don't understand the endless worship they receive. The disney world show is better than the trilogy

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >archeologist
    >people always ask where my fedora and whip are (I do actually own them and leaned into the stereotype eventually but I don't wear it outside just for friends)
    >always get compared to Indy or the Mummy
    >asked if I seen any cool shit
    >job is mostly sitting in an air conditioned tent, filling out paperwork and arguing/bribing local government for weeks and maybe a day of gently stroking some old abandoned rocks for an hour

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to be cool and get into gun fights

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >and no one can tell me otherwise.
    Fricking ESL moron, anyone can TELL you otherwise, I bet you mean CONVINCE you otherwise. Why is this board so fricking moronic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What an odd flex.
      Are you okay bud? Go for a walk and clear your head or something

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mummy 1 and 2 are pure, uncut, kino

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a decent blend of action, adventure, comedy, and horror. Maybe even a perfect blend. It's just fun.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tfw ywn be in 2300 BC getting drunk on the limestone steps thinking about what the morons in 6642 will think of you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The present time is depressing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        at least there's not a gift shop inside the great pyramid like there is in the notre dame, tower of london, etc...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeh no being surrounded by run down third world shit is way worse than a gift shop

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tourist trap shops take away from the experience for me. decaying third world shanties go well with the idea of exploring the ruins of a great ancient civilization

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The mummy is a great example of an over produced movie

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rec me some pulp kinos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really think those are pulp movies, anon... They're adventure movies. That said, if you like Sahara then you should also like Fool's Gold because it's Matthew's other treasure-hunting adventure movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Seasoned adventurer and treasure hunter Dirk Pitt, a former Navy SEAL, sets out for the African desert with his wisecracking buddy Al in search of a confederate ironclad battleship rumored to have vanished long ago
      Literally me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Shadow should be on there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sahara
      Hell yeah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Check out this movie called Raiders of the Lost Ark, should be similar to those movies.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here play the Broken Sword games? the classic adventurer genre of stories appeals to the white man's soul.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A perfect movie would have Sarah Gadon.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I rewatched these movies recently and it never occurred to me how much of it is centered around guns and shooting. It practically a shoot em up movie with an adventure skin.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that dude who gets his eyes and tongue stolen by the Mummy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that bit where he's whimpering and begging after they catch up to him again
      It was fricking brutal, Hollywood wishes it had the balls it had in the 90s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MY EYES MY EYYYYYESSSS
      then he gets sucked dry and turned into a husk.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Mummy 1 is peak adventure action kino
    >The Mummy 2 adds in an annoying kid character
    WHY

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boris Karloff did it better

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is a headache for anyone with at least basic knowledge about Egypt and has IQ over 70 - it require you to turn your brain off or you will roll your eyes and facepalmuntil your face turns red.
    >Thebes with Sphinx and Pyramids in the background despite 500 miles distance
    >Somehow Imhotep knows pharaoh Seti even if one is from old kingdom and the other is from new kingdom so there's 1000 years gap between them
    >they did Imhotep dirty and portrayed him as evil, despite being a good guy known for medical knowledge and being architect of the first step pyramid
    >Somehow there's Ankhesonamon who was Tutankhamun's wife-sister but no Tutankhamun in sight
    >Imhotep is cursed with plagues despite the fact plagus happened centuries after his era
    And we are only 5 minutes in. You simply have to turn brain off or you will roll your eyes at every nonsense the script randomly throws at you. There's much more later but listing this would take too long.
    >somehow Imhotep knows israeli language even if he lived 1000 years before they even appeared in Egypt

    If someone got that webm where Rick throws a chair, it's a great allegory to viewers experience, of course assuming viewers are not total idiots.
    >Rick = the script
    >Benni = the viewer
    >chair = any random nonsense lumped together

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have a basic knowledge about egypt and an iq that is over 70. You're just not smart enough to turn your brain off to enjoy the action adventure kino that is The Mummy. The characters are so fun and well written that you'd have to be some kind of pretentious, joyless homosexual to not enjoy it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You're just not smart enough to turn your brain off to enjoy
        I stated this twice in my post. Repeated 2 times that you have to turn brain off. Otherwise, when you start thinking, it gets incredibly frustrating and ruins whole immersion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sorry im an official member of the brendan defence force. i single handedly caused the unjustening

          I remember being at a music festival and as everyone was walking to the arena we got 100s of people to start chanting IM HO TEP. IM HO TEP. IMHOTEP.
          it was kino

          kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever tried not being not gay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up nerd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's fine. It's loose inspirations made into a fun action horror movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What no sex does to a mf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based and correct. It's not even the best Mummy movie.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Weiss got walled right after this movie and wanted to girl boss instead of damsel for the second movie.

    Still not bad sequel tho

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being at a music festival and as everyone was walking to the arena we got 100s of people to start chanting IM HO TEP. IM HO TEP. IMHOTEP.
    it was kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s sounds pretty fun, anon. Damn, do I miss those days

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this at a drive-in. It was a triple feature. Notting Hill, Me, Myself & Irene and the Mummy. One of my first dates.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It did do a good job making ancient Egypt a magical setting

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The CGI effects are absolutely awful.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    meh, returns was better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think this when I was younger because I would self insert as the kid. It's also why I loved the cartoon.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To think we used to give the adventure genre for granted...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who knew we were literally flush with kino, so much so that we could afford to hate on it for not being perfect. Now we live in a kino desert, and I fear we will never recover...

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is. It was a formative film of my childhood which I watched literally every weekend. Well, this and Zorro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always loved this intro

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been the perfect movie if Aziz was the one to defeat the mummy with Light.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Action, horror, adventure, comedy, romance
    Literally had it all. Perfect move just like LoTRs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >normies actually believe this
      it gets so much better than lotrmao

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She was one of my first crushes

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