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>what if spiders were slightly larger than normal?
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BIGGER SPIDERS
    AHHHHH NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans in Australia be like

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WOT IF THE WEATHER WAS REALLY BAD N FOGGY
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED HECKIN SUNSHINE
    IF IT'S GLOOMY I WILL LITERALLY KILL MY ENTIRE FAMILY!!!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY KIDS CANT POSSIBLY DEAL WITTH THIS REEALITY THEY MUST DIE AHHHHHHHHHHH

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what if spiders were slightly larger than normal?
    That's actually scary tho... like dog size spiders is fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So are dog sized dogs, still not going to murder my family over it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your stoopid

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you saying you wouldn't be terrified at a horse-sized spider scuttling towards you?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>what if spiders were slightly larger than normal?
    They would be, if the oxygen percentage in the atmosphere was higher. But then again, so would we.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would be OK with everything being roughly 33% larger

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if everything is 33% bigger then everything stays mostly the same unless you care about stuff like propagation of gravitational wave or some shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Come to America!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He said 33% larger not 3.3x larger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But then again, so would we.
      FRICK YES BRO
      thine brother
      I've been sayin' this for years. all these frickers like
      >what if ppl and dinosaurs existed at same time haha?
      they would be as threatening as a fricking chicken and you would be some mega badass 12ft sloth with swords for fingers get fricked reptile/bird shits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we wuz AOT SLOTHS!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We WUZ giants and shiiiiieeeet!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Explain how this happen?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        spider get big if earth big??
        Are you moronic ?????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The religious lady was right about everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she was actually wrong about everything and you're a moronic homosexual and i hope you die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *tips fedora*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *tips sneedora*

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did it even get in the room?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same way you do, fatty.
      Sideways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What movie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Allies (2014)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enemy (2013)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Punisher

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever been bitten by one homosexual? it hurts like a b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spiders don’t bite people unless forced

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I usually kill spiders with my bare hands and have never noticed them bite.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the army vacuums up the fog two minutes later

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frank Darabont is such a cheap sentimentalist.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone answer this thread on this shitty dead website.

    [...]

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair it was probably the skin-melting web spraying and eating you from the inside out that was scaring people. They were pretty dumb for hanging around a spider lair anyways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN' FACEAROONI!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no not the acid! Anything but the acid!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically what would you do in this situation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eat some junior mints

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not cry like a b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would tell everyone in the store to chill out and then we'd wait for rescue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      accept my inevitable fate and raid the liquor section

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not resort to religious fanaticism

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did the bald lady get away if so many creatures were hanging outside?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn't the creatures get inside?
      I don't think The Mist actually existed, or even needed to. It was just an excuse for the drama.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God helped her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But she was clearly a dyke

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe she had cancer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She left early. Before the creatures had really descended on the town.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this stupid b***h pretending he wasn't inspired by this thread

      Someone answer this thread on this shitty dead website. [...]

      Fricking foreigners are stupid as shit. Seriously. Like, I thought American exceptionalism was a myth but you foreigners are like primitive dogshit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that weird tentacle thing that was ripping patches of flesh off that one dude in the garage

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what was his tax policy?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most disturbing part was where they found his wife
    It was a moment unlike any other movie in my opinion, you would expect that in another movie they would enter the house and find her in the basement or sth, but here she was just right there in the window, leaving no suspense and the mc was expecting that, I think it was brilliant
    or maybe I am autistic

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who else thought the boy in this was hella cute and was mad when he died?
    not me, haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me 😀

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