>The name's Bond. James Bond.
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Jew, therefore Middle Eastern. Not a Briton. Won't be watching this Bond or any others.
>For Shekels and Israel, James?
>no, for me
>How do you take your Martini, Mr. Bond?
>Just like my women. Dry
>Ice?
>Cut and sucked by a rabbi. Thanks.
M:Bond. You poisoned an entire village water supply killing hundreds, You fricked the villains 13 year old daughter, set their house on fire, tore a wall down letting millions of migrants invade as you got in disguised as one of them and killed 13 servicemen in the process of your car chase during a bicycle marathon. We'll have you out by 2pm and you better not let me regret it.
He's based.
there's something a little peculiar about this fellow
he looks like he cooms all day.
>did you see that new pornag-
>yes.
Penis, cut not uncut.
The living gay israelite
The Man with the Gold Bullion
License to Shill
the world is not enough
Gaza is not enough
Should have been Frankenbong.
Matt Smith would still be a great Q.
agreed
i guess they're gonna keep M, Moneypenny and Q, just like they did with Judi Dench in the Craig films.
They are not. Fiennes might stay but the rest are not going to come back. In fact, both Q and Moneypenny are begging in the media to come back lol.
They should definitely recast Moneypenny because the actress is pushing 50 and black. I'd also prefer them to recast Q because the current one is gay and annoying.
Fiennes is great though and can stay if he wants to do it.
>i guess they're gonna keep M, Moneypenny and Q, just like they did with Judi Dench in the Craig films.
You can explain away a new continuity with one actor returning like Fiennes as M but the rest need to be recast.
Bond should have no continuity from now on. It's episodic adventure and that's it. Fiennes is not only a great actor and presence but also a draw and he's been in a movie with the new Bond and had scenes with him and they have a good chemistry (The King's Man). It'd be a waste to replace him. Q, Moneypenny, Tanner? They're definitely being replaced. 100 percent. My vote is for this gal as Moneypenny and Eddie Marsan as Q.
With Cavill as Bond.
I think I'd rather have ATJ, and I think he was a terrible choice.
>I think I'd rather have ATJ, and I think he was a terrible choice.
I'm not compromising. It's either Cavill or someone equally as appropriate as Bond or nothing.
He's a dork with no charisma. Kinda like ATJ but worse.
i don't know, i look at ATJ and he is a bit more natural than Cavill. he seems like a chad though his voice holds him back. but Cavill? despite his looks, he just doesn't work.
>He's a dork with no charisma
Authentically british then?
I mean, yeah. The Brits are a bunch of pompous, tryhard gays. It's why they should have gone with a Scot or Irishman.
>He's a dork with no charisma.
This can actually work in his favor. Cavill's version of Bond can be much more tech savvy. Q and Bond would actually grow to become good friends. A bit like the original continuity.
This is probably the best pitch Cavill that I've heard, but those stubby arms tho.
He just doesn't have the right physique
I don't see the problem. You know if given the role he will slim down.
I guess so, but I think your hopes have been officially dashed, my friend.
>but I think your hopes have been officially dashed, my friend.
Got at official source on that? Do you have Barbara on speed dial? Tell me.
hahaha look at his cute little baby hands
At least the intimacy coach wont have a problem when he doesn't get a boner with the young Bond girls.
>Dr Mengele
>From Gaza With Love
>For Hebrew Eyes Only
>Six Million Is Not Enough
>Never Say Holohoax Again
>Circumcision Is Forever
>On Mossad's Secret Service
>The Nazi with The Golden Solution
>The Shiksa Who Loved Me
>Quantum of Interest Rate
>Licence to Shill
>The Karen Who Loved Me
>Octogepussy
>Coon Raker
>>Dr Mengele
or Dr Money
>quantum of interest rate
this ones so dumb but its got me laughing like an idiot
How many geriatric pregnancies did he give his cougar?
I understand his thing for older women. I've been struggling with this affliction my entire life. I dated a 35yo when I was 20, and I'd have no problem dating a 55yo at 40.
It's his israeliteey look, high voice, poor acting skills and tryhard persona that makes me upset about the fact that he's the new Bond.
I tried convincing myself that I don't give a shit about Bond anymore, but I guess I do.
he's a good actor and will look perfect if they shave him and give him the right haircut
the main problem is his voice and what kind of scripts they go with
>he's a good actor
Gonna have to disagree
It should have been Fassbender, but they missed their window with him. They should have gone with picrel instead.
he's gay and a much worse actor than Johnson, I don't understand how some of you are so bad at judging actors
>he's gay
Doesn't matter
>worse actor
incorrect
Anything else I can objectively prove you wrong on?
He looks like an npc actor, not someone of note. ATJ has been in kinos since the late 2000's. he's always been a star on the verge of superstardom and is just now getting it. He has the X factor, in his own way. He has to be Bond.
Shut up
Pretty gay Bond is better than a israelite Bond. This is not up for debate.
Don't @me again
>Shaken or Stirred?
>Crusty.
HIV is Forever
Octoboypussey
>Octobussy
You had one job
>Doesn't matter
Of course it does, a homosexual will have no chemistry with the female leads and the male audience will hate him because they don't life self-inserting into a cornholing queer.
You know Bond is a franchise for heterosexual red blooded men right? You CANNOT cast a homosexual in the role
This. At least Craig had the good sense not to go full blown homosexual until after.
Literally who
awful choice
Gay midget
this. he looks great with a good haircut and in a suit. how will they fix his voice? or just leave it like that?
the smile of a woman who’s fricking a yonger guy with a huge wiener
>his wiener is actually big
That fricking hag must be on cloud nine every day. I'm actually jealous. Imagine getting Scarlet johansson in her fricking prime with those knockers. same thing.
>that schnozz
she looks more israeli than he does
He's going to make Bond cool again. Daniel Craig was housewife's choice. ATJ is down with the cape shit cool kids.
This. Not many men, if any, liked Craig. I remember being in a huge night out and somehow the conversation went to Bond movies and we all agreed Craig was really fricking lame and unappealing to watch while Pierce was cool and awesome. ATJ is definitely a Pierce choice.
who is that woman, she looks hot
Sam Taylor Wood-Johnson
can we please outlaw this shit and force people to stick with just one surname
>Impregnates a 40 year old milf when he is 19
kinda based
wtf, that isn't his mom? this guy might be my bond after all...
No it’s the woman who groomed him into being her boy toy.
my bond.
>they began dating when he was 19 and she was 42
God I wish that was me (her)
>israelite bond gets a mission to go and investigate an evil belarussian general whos threatening to nuke the uk
>instead he stays in england, lobbies for migrants to be let into the country from africa and the middle east, and for lgbt indoctrination to be allowed in schools
Any lingering hope Cavill had at landing the Bond job died with the Argylle flop so there's no point discussing it, it's not gonna happen
Cavill homos will never stop. ATJ could be announced officially tomorrow in apress conference and they'd still go
>2 more weeks
Until there is an official announcement from Eon there is still hope for Cavill. You go on believing tabloid articles.
does he have a license to kill Palestinian children? Wait, he’s israeli, they all have that license.
Not just Palestinian children, all goyim children are unsafe as long as israelites roam free.