Women get exponentially hotter when your spending everyday with them in an office, your used to seeing them in a more conservative outfit then they come in wearing something a little sexier it can drive you wild. A neet virgin wouldn't get it
This. And there is LITERALLY NOTHING hotter than fricking a coworker. I had a threesome once with two girls who sat in cubicles next to me (one was 3.5/10 and the other was a solid 8) and I still think about it to this day. The drama afterwards sucked but the fricking is so damn good.
t. sex haver
I'd be openly hostile to Jim and Pam and their bullshit and exploiting HR to force Michael to take my side and probably openly conspire with Toby to get Michael fired if he didn't fire Jim and Pam.
As for Dwight, be nice to him and if necessary call him an enabler if he tries to protect Jim and Pam.
I'm not proud of 2/3 of these, but it's probably true. Really in later seasons, I've never been very close with someone like that, so probably Meredith. Really probably Meredith or Creed the entire time if I'm being realistic.
I could not get along with Ryan in the later seasons. I can't stand pretentious types and I feel like I would always make a comment or get aggressive with him if he got snobby around me.
Kevin
Why?
he's cool
i would quit after 5 minutes
dwight
I have always felt this too. We could talk about guns, military, Germany, sci-fi and hunting. He might even let me on his farm to get fresh food.
Bro I've made friends with dudes like dwight at every job I've had. Sometimes the slightly autistic/weird dudes make good friends.
Pam’s fat breasts
>This was the sexy outfit that sent all the men crazy in the office.
Genuinely tragic we never saw her in a bikini top
They teased it on beach day, thats why Toby got so upset he couldn't come.
Women get exponentially hotter when your spending everyday with them in an office, your used to seeing them in a more conservative outfit then they come in wearing something a little sexier it can drive you wild. A neet virgin wouldn't get it
This. And there is LITERALLY NOTHING hotter than fricking a coworker. I had a threesome once with two girls who sat in cubicles next to me (one was 3.5/10 and the other was a solid 8) and I still think about it to this day. The drama afterwards sucked but the fricking is so damn good.
t. sex haver
Angela because I’d be trying to tap that
Would.
Why did she become poor and homeless. Did the senator take all of her money.
Pretty sure, she had to take care of the baby by herself.
stanley, I would sit across the desk from him and we'd never speak to each other
Probably Oscar, no homo
I'd be openly hostile to Jim and Pam and their bullshit and exploiting HR to force Michael to take my side and probably openly conspire with Toby to get Michael fired if he didn't fire Jim and Pam.
As for Dwight, be nice to him and if necessary call him an enabler if he tries to protect Jim and Pam.
Have fun having absolutely no friends at work.
I'd have Toby as a friend
The saddest person in the office. Maybe the building.
t. Chad Flenderman
>when they were talking to girls, I was studying the way of the blade
>tips fedora
ok tubby
Toby or Darryl
Probably Pudge
>Early seasons
Sensible-Temp-Ryan
>Middle seasons
Executive-Cokehead-Ryan
>Later seasons
Bowling-Alley-Ryan
I'm not proud of 2/3 of these, but it's probably true. Really in later seasons, I've never been very close with someone like that, so probably Meredith. Really probably Meredith or Creed the entire time if I'm being realistic.
I could not get along with Ryan in the later seasons. I can't stand pretentious types and I feel like I would always make a comment or get aggressive with him if he got snobby around me.
what are you, a loser who doesn't have woof?
Probably Creed and it'd end with me getting blamed for one of his frick ups.
I would probably end up buying acid from Creed.
Phyllis... not sure how that realization makes me feel.