The office but made in 2023
Write some jokes
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The office but made in 2023. Write some jokes
The office but made in 2023
Write some jokes
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Michael gets arrested for hitting on a 25 year old female.
Dwight wants to try out a new restaurant but has heard some people say that the owners are problematic so he avoids it to be safe. Jim get Apple Vision Pro.
hilarious and riveting
Episode idea
>Michael allows the entire office to start doing remote work without permission from corporate, but Michael being the only one still coming into the office, pretty much lives in it and turns it into an arcade/VR place until a call from corporate comes in that they're sending someone out for regular evaluations (which Michael for about)
Meant to say (which Michael forgot about)
That’s actually quite funny
I could totally see that. Well done, Anon.
Idk about the arcade vr stuff but michael living in the office is kino
They all celebrate BLM and St Floyd in the office and crowd around that old black dude awkwardly and say sorry for slavery then do the same to Oscar
>Oscar in interview room: I’m not black….
Oh yeah and Craig T Nelson calls the cops on a black youth trying to break into their cars and Michael lectures him on why he shouldn’t have done that
Michael forces his employees to play Raid Shadow Legends and join his guild.
lel good thread
>One episode shot entirely on Zoom
What's the difference between a Black person and a bat?
That joke wasn't very funny anon
What
Bats use their wings to fly.
Lmalool
I don't get it
A chink won’t eat a black (I think, honestly I wouldn’t bet money on it)
Chinks might not eat blacks, but japs did eat whites (meaning that imperial Japanese soldiers cannibalized white American POWs during WWII).
>Micheal forgets its juneteenth and comes into office
Fund it
Pretend i made a series of posts where the characters are doing interview segments about juneteenth, oscar giving the right opinion pam doing a good job of pretending to care etc, and stanley says yyyup one extra day paid vacation.
>Jim tells Stanley about his new house and mentions the master bedroom, Jim is later fired for using a plantation era term around Stanley.
michael has an android phone
>Hey what are you doing here?
>I work here
>What do you do?
>I'm an office worker
>So why do you work here?
>This is The Office
>["this is how we do it" starts playing]
pride gay paper they have to kedp updating the design because flag changes a lot bwahahaD0HHY
Michale get ipad
Television would never show a woman as the punching bag, a loser that is mocked/dislked
you mean like Meredith?
>covid episode where Michael preaches how important masks, plastic seperators and vaccines are, threatens everyone with serious consequences
>when it's over he acts like he always knew how useless all those measures were
Dwight would support COVID for thinning out the herd of people with weak genes like Kevin, Phyllis, and Stanley.
>Throwaway joke where someone is talking to an HR person and notices a shit ton of resumes piled up
something like
>A: Whoa I guess we really have some positions to file
>B: Not really we just make fake job listing for people to apply to
>A: ...And then you hire someone right?
>B:Nah it just makes me look busy
>micheal decides to create a youtube channel for the office
>Joshua Fluke finds it and roasts it
>This spurs Michael into a pissing contest to show how hip and cool and with "It" dunder Mifflin" is
YouTube? In 2023? Think we got a boomer over here.
micheal is late to trends
Michael refers to Stanley as African American instead of black and is forced to attend an unpaid weekend sensitivity training seminar. Michael skips out on day two of the seminar and goes to Chili’s but forgets to switch his Instagram profile to private before geotagging his location in his post. Pam get M2 MacBook Air.
Late season writing: Dwight starts a tiktok to promote schrute farms. Corporate is unhappy citing data security issues but michael thinks it's fun and makes everybody help film shit (the schrute farms angle is dropped.) There is a dancing segment where everybody dances.
Michael would absolutely make an office tiktok page and force everyone to participate
Ryan starts a Twitch livestream where he mainly talk shit behind the others back.Kelly finds out when a clip of him talking about her goes viral and she makes her own to spite him but isn't as successful until she starts going full e-thot.
That actually sounds funny.
Michael refers to Stanley as African American instead of black and is forced to attend an unpaid weekend sensitivity training seminar. Michael skips out on day two of the seminar and goes to Chili’s but forgets to switch his Instagram profile to private before geotagging his location in his post. Pam get M2 MacBook Air.
i dont like the office.
Ha, you're such a Jim
don't speak to me.
Never mind, you're more of a Stanley
Neither does majority of Cinemaphile/channel
Creed makes recurring references to ((them))
>"You know who really owns Big Stapler"
>"[talking in Hebrew]"
>They find a MAGA hat in the break room and spend the whole episode figuring out whose it is.
>Janice troons out. Michael goes out of his way to use "his" new pronouns at every opportunity.
>Kelly makes a whole deal about changing problematic words after hearing Jim say "whitelist".
>They find a MAGA hat in the break room and spend the whole episode figuring out whose it is
But that means he's one of ~~*them*~~
>Jan starts an OnlyFans and Michael has to pretend he's totally ok with it but it's slowly killing him emotionally
>Michael starts boxing to cope and attempt to assert his masculinity
>gets crushed everytime
That’s good. Singing “money money money money” (while his eyes clearly tell another story) followed by a shot of him inside his office, through the glass, unaware he’s being filmed, looking crestfallen.
Jokes? In a comedy? You fricking bigot.
>"Can the person who keeps leaving the toilet seat up in the women's restroom please stop doing that?"
>Everyone stares at the balding lady with the 5 o'clock shadow
>Cut to black person being interviewed
>"Yeah, that was me who done did that. I take shits in the women's restroom as a way of resisting the system!" *holds up fist*
I don't know, I've never watched the office.
>meredith this cake is more toxic than the patriarchy
*laughing track*
>angela you acting more fragile than the male ego
*histerical laughing plays in the background*
>ugh-ow, this accounting is not looking good. This looks male criminal statistics levels of bad
*laughing track on repeat*
>jjm puts dwight's dialtor in a jelly
Dwight get raped
damn how long did it take you to think of this one anon
>that's what they said!!
the american office had jokes?
>Hello Xir, Still identify as demi pan queer sexual?
a love triangle is created once a-motherfrickin-gain to introduce artificial tension