We still have our guns, ozcuck. During covid they built "voluntary" concentration camps for you that you werent allowed to leave from, kek. Dont speak on our name.
We’re the descendants of British rapists, thieves, murderers and other degenerates that got exiled, and now paradoxically our country has less rape, theft and murder than the UK
>We’re the descendants of British rapists, thieves, murderers and other degenerates that got exiled,
Thieves maybe. The rapists and murderers would have been hanged, not transported.
>and now paradoxically our country has less rape, theft and murder than the UK
You have fewer Black folk than we do.
Something crazy like a third of people currently living in Australia weren't even born there. Let alone coming from the founding stock of convicts. The big cities in Australia are the cringiest combination of shitlibs you'll ever see. The rest is meth addicts.
my senpai were first fleet. if I had my way I'd restrict voting to first fleet descendants only. most c**ts I meet have a mother or father from overseas. those fricksticks shouldn't get a vote.
half were prisoners half were guards.
we let the guards be politicians and cops still because nobody else wants to be a homosexual bootlicker.
unfortunately without good people willing to work dogshit jobs like law enforcement or politics, we get c**ts in office and c**tstables in uniform booking us for a little cheeky rum and coke before the morning commute.
it's $1600+ if you get caught texting and driving now. who fricking cares. if I want to text and drive and I crash into someone just charge me for it then. don't act like a homosexual psychic and assume I can't drive and text.
frick I hate dog c**t cops
It's too late for an Office reboot because newly arrived writers are not that talented/funny and the mediocre burden of inserting gender/race etc bullshit is likely to ruin it
I'm not Asian and this country has no culture to begin with. All your tv shows are dog shit designed for low IQ plebs, your traditional food consists solely of meat pies, your form of entertainment is watching rugby and gambling. Face it angloid, I have more in common with the ANZACs who fought to come back to an ethnostate that you abandoned.
I never had a choice in being here, but I plan on leaving to a real country soon. Where they don't charge you $40 for a pack of cigarettes with a dead baby on it kek
>your form of entertainment is watching rugby and gambling
we also enjoy mushroom poisoning, welfare fraud, molly, shard and watching our completely corrupt government selling the whole country out to crazy rich asians
There was and is if you visit some rural towns or the odd suburb in the city that's at least 80-90% anglo (yes it does exist).
However a lot of this has been destroyed by immigration in the inner city regions and surrounding suburbs.
Melbourne virtually has no original australian spirit or culture left.
>tfw I grew up in one of those 90% Anglo country towns >tfw I now live in chink-filled Bondi
And it’s fricking based. Idk why anyone would want to live in a shitty rural town surrounded by moronic bogans and meth-heads.
>bogan and methheads
That's a recent thing.
White trash isn't what i'm talking about.
What i'm talking about is rare and slowly disappearing >suburbs or towns so safe that no one locks up >kids actually can play on the street and aren't little shits >police aren't c**ts because the crime rate isn't high >friendly people >people go to the local footy club >local pub isn't full of dickheads >all the local kids play sport >no drugs other than a bit of weed >by the water so people enjoy a bit of boating, swimming or surfing
This doesn't exist in suburbs where anglos are a minority.
Chinks only talk to each other and are not friendly
Indians only hire other indians and leave their mess everywhere
Sudanese just commit crime
Arabs are a mixed bag but generally don't fit with this type of culture.
The experience i'm talking about is rare or is now confined to richer suburbs or towns
9 months ago
Anonymous
I reckon the south coast of WA is like this like albany/esperance. too far away from any city for browns to have a good reason to go there
9 months ago
Anonymous
Albany was like this
But the local abos cause problems
And the white trash is breeding too much
I visited sale in victoria and it was a great town
9 months ago
Anonymous
Can confirm, south-west is pretty based, only problem being the fricking abos stealing shit occasionally
9 months ago
Anonymous
The rich areas are so great and feel like early 2000's Australia.
My best mate's dad is a big land lord in Perth and lives in a very nice area next to the beach. Almost only whites with a few chinese, you can walk around at 2am and it's safe as, no abo's or crackheads.
Too many fricking immigrants, abo's and crackheads in my area.
9 months ago
Anonymous
We’re the descendants of British rapists, thieves, murderers and other degenerates that got exiled, and now paradoxically our country has less rape, theft and murder than the UK
The only funny Australian comedies are Kingswood Country and Hey Dad.
Aussies don't fight back
9 months ago
Anonymous
Post some nigs fighting cops
Post chinks fighting cops
Also post hand so we know which shade of brown you are
9 months ago
Anonymous
Bit sad ain't it?
Captcha >SST0P
9 months ago
Anonymous
we literally did
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah cottesole, claremont, shenton park, subi, city beach
All great suburbs
You picked Terrible examples of what makes up a culture. The most important part is what people’s values and attitudes towards each other are. It’s hard to quantify but the bulk majority of white Australians feel like extended family
>this country has no culture
How the frick are adults moronic enough to say shit like this unironically? Assuming you're not just an asshurt genocidal shitskin, the reason you think your country is "boring and le has no culture" is because you're fricking used to it. The culture is just your normal. Do you honestly think mexicans go around thinking about how awesome mariachi and sombreros all day? No, they just live their life normally. The fact that an entire ideological class of people don't understand something so simple is just insanity.
This show was good for it's time but it had zero budget. I met one of the actors from this show, but I was drinking a bit and hurt his hand from shaking it even though I didn't intend to. My uncle approved but I still feel I could have made a better impression.
it's her body shape
she's done much to obfuscate it, but she has fat thighs, surprisingly nice calves, wide birthing hips and a nice jiggly torso, paired with pale, white skin
she could probably be pretty if she wanted, with a different haircut and makeup
but she wants to look ugly and low self esteem, since that is all the rage now.
I wonder what is the writing process for shit like this. >how can i be funny without ever remotely possibly offending anyone other than straight white christian men
>good day of work
Nah that’s the bizarre flaw of the system. When you require people to be at work all day they don’t actually do work. They nap, frick around, socialize, or otherwise tune out to fill time.
It’s only because SHAMEFUR and HONORABRE they go along with the pretend. Even the bosses have to pretend shit is getting done for this to work. All goes back to that face culture.
Humans have like 4-6 solid hours of effort in them per day. We could reform work culture entirely and lose nothing. WFH is the first step towards that.
>Japanese Office >Good day today, only four suicides. >Takeshi is jerking off in the bathroom again. >That's not the part that's bothering you, you're upset he took YOUR hentai to do it. >Female employees all in a bad mood because old men sprayed jizz out of their microdicks onto them on the commute. They won't tell anyone but they're gonna be b***hy all fricking day. >Nekiji sees cum stains on their clothes. >"Filthy prostitutes." >Spends the next four hours jerking off thinking about it. >The office is closed, not because business has ended but so employees can't leave. >Yojimbo comforts himself by looking at a picture of his daughter. >She killed herself yesterday. >Jerks off to it anyway.
Australia died when the last Bushwackers were killed or imprisoned.
Other than gold and digeridoos, I don't see the point of Australia, I don't think the British did either.
not sure australia has this kind of office environment, outside of the public sector
absolute dogshit country with an economy only fueled by farming, housing and mining
Australian comedy can be great but a good chunk of it is now wealthy white leftist women trying to emulate modern blue-state USA.
A big difference is 100% political correctness, Australia is a lot funnier when we are openly racist like in SuperWog or Fat Pizza. No one likes OI WAS RAPED.
I hate Australian television
I do not like Australian comedy
I don't think the writers have the balls to make the lead character the obnoxious, horrible and vapid girlboss that she needs to be to be anything over than a disaster
I think that the writers would think that they're doing this but ultimately they will try to make her character an empowering one and a likeable one
Australia has been an American colony for a while now, it's just that now that the US is pozzed as hell it's now mandatory for us Ausgays to be as well. What makes the takeover so much easier is mass immigration of people who have contempt for the previous Australian culture and simply want it to be the US but with funny looking animals.
>Australian office
Let me guess they don't show everyone doing coke at shitty pubs once every few weeks and getting absolutely munted on public holidays
steve carell carried the show, and this one do not have that character as there is no way that in current year are they portraying a woman as the same kind of person Micheal is.
Did you watch it? What do you consider pozzed about it? Cause I personally think there's no fricking way you could make a show like it nowadays. Ex: Micheal marking the girl he was supposed to be with cause she was Asian and her friend was as well. He did so he tells Jim cause he can't tell them apart. They proceed to laugh their asses off about that.
I did watch the UK version and I loved it as well. Again, both were just as "problematic" as the other. You're just one of those people that hate the American version. Which is fine, it's def an acquired taste. The UK version has it's own look and atmosphere, as does the US version.
david brent made jokes about big black wieners and banging all the members of the corrs. michael scott couldnt tell two asians a part ooh tee hee so controversial
9 months ago
Anonymous
Alright, anon, I'm not going to list every offensive thing from the US version so we can contrast and compare. Vaya con dios.
9 months ago
Anonymous
i know both shows iv watched them multiple times each, the US version is fine its just made safe for gays like you
9 months ago
Anonymous
Casting a woman that genuinely looks like a human/fish hybrid from a HP Lovecraft story, to play a mermaid, was unintentionally genius
9 months ago
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>the UK office is better because they talk about big black wiener
you're a gay mate
Unless she's a top tier actor with timing like Carrel or Amy Poehler, the show is DOA, and let's be honest she isn't. Amy is rare as frick. The reality is truly funny women are rare as hell.
yeah most things made here are. looks like this is actually being made by amazon prime rather than ABC. they still get gov grants either way.
The gov is willing to give grants to basically any production made in Aus, as long as it doesn’t contain any content they consider “problematic” thus indirectly censoring everything. America has a different system but tl;dr it’s basically impossible to make a Hollywood film about the American military without getting the approval of the American military.
>it’s basically impossible to make a Hollywood film about the American military without getting the approval of the American military.
it's not, you just won't get access to cool shots of helis and f16s flying by your shoot.
which- if you're being critical of the military -you probably shouldn't put in there anyways.
Is there a screencap about the "stolen" generation. >TLDR >Australian government gives abo children some of the highest quality education in the world for free. >The abo children's parents hate that their kids are now literate. >They stop their kids from going to school.
9 months ago
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Why bother reading if the government will subsidize you for your entire life?
I applied for a job for something with the ABC and there's a required part in the online app process about how you need to tell a story about how you overcame people being racist to you. I'm a white amerifat immigrant, how the frick do I answer that? I was also told when applying to ANY job in victoria to decline to state my race or I would never even get a first look at my CV
You should have just told them that you’re gay, israeli and 0.0001% Black person and they probably would have both hired you and immediately promoted you to management
Bullshit, Koori here. Applied for the SBS Mailroom job couldn't even get the fricken dogshit job even though I've got a BA in Community Services. It's just mates and nepo babies. Total diversity my ass.
>Total diversity my ass.
This is one thing I've suspected for a long time. Many of the postings are there I think because they're legally required to post, even though ole Mick's cousin already has the job locked in.
Meanwhile some US shows are only hiring black people, refusing to even look at anyone else (including asians, mexicans etc). Seen some really unqualified people brought in and do no work, only to have other people pick up the slack and not say a word because they're afraid of being called a racist
It'll be hot fricking garbage. Any comedy show that's made here is pretty much to appeal to.. I don't know who anymore. It's all just bullshit for people to talk about at work.
Melbourne students ARE the bogans of Melbourne. Also Melbourne tradies LARPing as productive is also extremely cringe. Even the ones on meth are 3x as slow as QLD tradies.
alright here are the episodes for season 1 >Darren wins the office footy tipping simply by picking all the home sides all season >Deb's diabetic ulcer starts smelling awful in the summer but nobody has the guts to say anything. >NBN goes down and nothing gets done for the day >Sanjeet implements a spreadsheet for tracking productivity, is quickly withdrawn due to concerns of sexism and racism >Fred starts smoking so he can get a few extra breaks every shift >Trish blows a gasket because nobody else cleans up the work kitchen >Tom, the only young fit male in the office keeps getting asked by the owner to help out with 'office renos' for free. >Head office asks for volunteers to help train the Sri Lankan office >Fred starts logging every minute outside his shift including travel time for extra overtime pay. >Mystery car starts parking in Trish's "spot" in the carpark every morning. Nobody can work out who it belongs to.
Certainly. Australian tv is only funny when its irreverent, which this probably wont be. The character of the boss in the office, both david brent and micheal scott, is that of an incompetent self-absorbed moron. If the gender is swapped, then theres no joke anymore because thats just how female bosses are; so theyll probably change that for being too close to the bone.
do they even make new shows here anymore that aren't just reality shows or the occasional miniseries about some australian celebrity who died recently
abc and sbs used to make all this fun weird shit like 15 years ago
they do but like with every new media the creators usually go for the best streaming deal for themselves not the biggest distribution platform.
also Cinemaphile doesn't get outraged about them
>female boss
so she won't be written to be disliked like David Brent and Michael Scott were. She's going to be brilliant and everybody will love her except the Dwight character because he'll be a racist incel or something
>Australian office >mostly poos, women and Asians >all talk about what they watched recently >cocaine addicts >don’t actually do real work
Source: my ex was an office worker
>gday jimmo sgarn? >oh frick all dwighto mate c**t, just rooted a sheila last night >crikey mate you heaps root sheilas eh c**t
i would deffo watch this
my parents always get annoyed at me when they come to my house because i don't have an aerial because i don't watch trash normal tv anymore and every time i have to explain to them why
And the female boss is supposed to be a jackass who says stupid things all the time? How did that get approved? I thought all women were smart and knew all the answers and say all the right things and couldn't be a Michael Scott. >in b4 it's a indigenous remorse episode
I assume she'll be quirky and wears an orange suit or call people by her cats names by mistake
But everyone will still respect her for being such a gosh darn go getter or something
Funny premise. Australians will complain and bust chips about how bad they got it at work, but not a single one of them will talk back to the boss. 200 years of genetically reinforced submissiveness has had an amazing effect on the Aussie mind.
Iam not from australia but I guess its the same (made up) problem like everywhere else. You arent allowed to. They want you live in certain areas with finite space.
With current interest rates I'm paying 1.2 million dollars interest on EACH of my 1 million dollar investment properties, predicated on the fact that there is a housing crisis which will keep rents high and at least triple land value in 30 years time. If you just went and built five more Melbournes then I'd be left with massive interest on my loans and I'd need to sell just to do a bit better than break even. The government should be supporting my gamble and that means keeping supply LOW until I retire. Once I'm in my fully staffed castle in Vietnam, only then may the housing crisis be solved and we can go back to the old way of doing things.
They made a Chinese "The Office"? No way
Course it will, I never thought Aussies would be such awfully bootlicky people considering they desend from deserters and rapists.
The americanization of australia has been a disaster for the human race
We still have our guns, ozcuck. During covid they built "voluntary" concentration camps for you that you werent allowed to leave from, kek. Dont speak on our name.
It's a prison colony. The origins of a country bleeds into its culture.
QRD on straya's history?
t. American
We’re the descendants of British rapists, thieves, murderers and other degenerates that got exiled, and now paradoxically our country has less rape, theft and murder than the UK
>We’re the descendants of British rapists, thieves, murderers and other degenerates that got exiled,
Thieves maybe. The rapists and murderers would have been hanged, not transported.
>and now paradoxically our country has less rape, theft and murder than the UK
You have fewer Black folk than we do.
now look at the rape statistics. its overwhelmingly pakistanis.
Don't forget descendants of police, judge and other mason c**ts sent to make sure the convicts were working
And who do you think was running the show? A shit load of police/judicial c**ts.
Something crazy like a third of people currently living in Australia weren't even born there. Let alone coming from the founding stock of convicts. The big cities in Australia are the cringiest combination of shitlibs you'll ever see. The rest is meth addicts.
my senpai were first fleet. if I had my way I'd restrict voting to first fleet descendants only. most c**ts I meet have a mother or father from overseas. those fricksticks shouldn't get a vote.
half were prisoners half were guards.
we let the guards be politicians and cops still because nobody else wants to be a homosexual bootlicker.
unfortunately without good people willing to work dogshit jobs like law enforcement or politics, we get c**ts in office and c**tstables in uniform booking us for a little cheeky rum and coke before the morning commute.
it's $1600+ if you get caught texting and driving now. who fricking cares. if I want to text and drive and I crash into someone just charge me for it then. don't act like a homosexual psychic and assume I can't drive and text.
frick I hate dog c**t cops
If it were made a decade ago it would've had a chance of being funny
But not now
It's too late for an Office reboot because newly arrived writers are not that talented/funny and the mediocre burden of inserting gender/race etc bullshit is likely to ruin it
agreed.
the office managed to be funny (slightly) in the early 00s
20 years later this is like an abortion already at the idea stage
i feel like that's a troony but honestly if it was, the headline would have mentioned it for extra woke clout
>OI WAS RAPED, DWIGHT!
I hate this uncultured country so much. Just the fact they pretend to have anything worth watching is insulting.
Asian immigrant unironically ruining White Australian culture.
I'm not Asian and this country has no culture to begin with. All your tv shows are dog shit designed for low IQ plebs, your traditional food consists solely of meat pies, your form of entertainment is watching rugby and gambling. Face it angloid, I have more in common with the ANZACs who fought to come back to an ethnostate that you abandoned.
>I'm not Asian
Something an Asian would say, or in this case type.......
I'M NOT FRICKING ASIAN
I wish I was fricking asians.
Oh so you’re some pajeet or other third world brownoid. Opinion discarded.
Kek, I'm no pajeet either but honestly you can't disprove anything I've said. Australia is the definition of SOULLESS.
Cool so go home to your mud huts
so frick off back to third world shithole
I never had a choice in being here, but I plan on leaving to a real country soon. Where they don't charge you $40 for a pack of cigarettes with a dead baby on it kek
>smoking
what a gay
>your form of entertainment is watching rugby and gambling
we also enjoy mushroom poisoning, welfare fraud, molly, shard and watching our completely corrupt government selling the whole country out to crazy rich asians
There was and is if you visit some rural towns or the odd suburb in the city that's at least 80-90% anglo (yes it does exist).
However a lot of this has been destroyed by immigration in the inner city regions and surrounding suburbs.
Melbourne virtually has no original australian spirit or culture left.
>tfw I grew up in one of those 90% Anglo country towns
>tfw I now live in chink-filled Bondi
And it’s fricking based. Idk why anyone would want to live in a shitty rural town surrounded by moronic bogans and meth-heads.
i grew up around chinks in st george, now its full of poos i hate it
>bogan and methheads
That's a recent thing.
White trash isn't what i'm talking about.
What i'm talking about is rare and slowly disappearing
>suburbs or towns so safe that no one locks up
>kids actually can play on the street and aren't little shits
>police aren't c**ts because the crime rate isn't high
>friendly people
>people go to the local footy club
>local pub isn't full of dickheads
>all the local kids play sport
>no drugs other than a bit of weed
>by the water so people enjoy a bit of boating, swimming or surfing
This doesn't exist in suburbs where anglos are a minority.
Chinks only talk to each other and are not friendly
Indians only hire other indians and leave their mess everywhere
Sudanese just commit crime
Arabs are a mixed bag but generally don't fit with this type of culture.
The experience i'm talking about is rare or is now confined to richer suburbs or towns
I reckon the south coast of WA is like this like albany/esperance. too far away from any city for browns to have a good reason to go there
Albany was like this
But the local abos cause problems
And the white trash is breeding too much
I visited sale in victoria and it was a great town
Can confirm, south-west is pretty based, only problem being the fricking abos stealing shit occasionally
The rich areas are so great and feel like early 2000's Australia.
My best mate's dad is a big land lord in Perth and lives in a very nice area next to the beach. Almost only whites with a few chinese, you can walk around at 2am and it's safe as, no abo's or crackheads.
Too many fricking immigrants, abo's and crackheads in my area.
Aussies don't fight back
Post some nigs fighting cops
Post chinks fighting cops
Also post hand so we know which shade of brown you are
Bit sad ain't it?
Captcha
>SST0P
we literally did
Yeah cottesole, claremont, shenton park, subi, city beach
All great suburbs
I particularly like claremont
The lucky country. We can afford to be ignorant and lazy. She'll be right.
You picked Terrible examples of what makes up a culture. The most important part is what people’s values and attitudes towards each other are. It’s hard to quantify but the bulk majority of white Australians feel like extended family
Not a good lie.
>an ethnostate that you abandoned
>they have literal displaced aboriginals since the beginning
yeah, not so much
>this country has no culture
How the frick are adults moronic enough to say shit like this unironically? Assuming you're not just an asshurt genocidal shitskin, the reason you think your country is "boring and le has no culture" is because you're fricking used to it. The culture is just your normal. Do you honestly think mexicans go around thinking about how awesome mariachi and sombreros all day? No, they just live their life normally. The fact that an entire ideological class of people don't understand something so simple is just insanity.
Australians are good at comedy
Counterpoints
This show was good for it's time but it had zero budget. I met one of the actors from this show, but I was drinking a bit and hurt his hand from shaking it even though I didn't intend to. My uncle approved but I still feel I could have made a better impression.
This still makes me laugh
she was my favorite
THERES A FIRE IN THE SCHOOL EVERYONE THERE'S A FIRE
were*
rip annalise
cast bobo's actor as hg in a roy & hg biopic
The only funny Australian comedies are Kingswood Country and Hey Dad.
Puck you miss
chuck you chuckin chaborigines
We're also extremely, extremely bad at comedy.
My guess is it'll bomb, and the company filming it will go down under.
Carlos! you stupid Hispanic, it's just under.
>Dwight's google history!
>Dwight's google history!
>It's bloody Dwight's google history!
She's oddly frickable.
Like, I'd want to frick if she lured me in, but I'd feel bad afterwards.
it's her body shape
she's done much to obfuscate it, but she has fat thighs, surprisingly nice calves, wide birthing hips and a nice jiggly torso, paired with pale, white skin
she could probably be pretty if she wanted, with a different haircut and makeup
but she wants to look ugly and low self esteem, since that is all the rage now.
I wanna smell her feet in those white socks.
This is actually funny the more you watch it. A modern day Kaufman.
I wonder what is the writing process for shit like this.
>how can i be funny without ever remotely possibly offending anyone other than straight white christian men
Probably make a lot of White vs Asian jokes since it's Australia
hey man il take the chinese over the pakis in uk and the blacks in the us
The grass is always greener.
You will still be the butt of the joke and get called a Nazi racist and colonizer. Its the same shit we have today in Hollywood today.
Yeah but it’s not just the chinks is it.
>japanese office
>everyone just does a good day of work and goes home
just does a good day of work and goes home
you clearly don't know about japs sleeping in the office overnight and not going home for days
it must smell great in their offices
frick, imagine an OL that hasnt gone home or had a shower for three days straight
sneef sneef
>Except the one dude that kills himself
there was an accountant in the american version who killed himself, phyllis mentions it.
>goes home
Lazy gaijin scum
>german office
>looks like hitler's wet dream
>because refugees don't work
>german office
>looks like hitler's wet dream
>He doesn't know
i loved these skits, shame that they completely scrubbed them from the internet
it's the first hit when you google
>one guy locked in a room by himself doing nothing until he resigns in humiliation
>black office
>it’s empty
More accurate for German office
Japanese office they sit there pretending to do work until 10pm so they look good to the managers
>goes home
does he know?
>the entire season is one long episode that culminates in a group ritual suicide at the shinkansen
>good day of work
Nah that’s the bizarre flaw of the system. When you require people to be at work all day they don’t actually do work. They nap, frick around, socialize, or otherwise tune out to fill time.
It’s only because SHAMEFUR and HONORABRE they go along with the pretend. Even the bosses have to pretend shit is getting done for this to work. All goes back to that face culture.
Humans have like 4-6 solid hours of effort in them per day. We could reform work culture entirely and lose nothing. WFH is the first step towards that.
>good day of work
>goes home
Who's going to tell him?
Jej
>Japanese Office
>Good day today, only four suicides.
>Takeshi is jerking off in the bathroom again.
>That's not the part that's bothering you, you're upset he took YOUR hentai to do it.
>Female employees all in a bad mood because old men sprayed jizz out of their microdicks onto them on the commute. They won't tell anyone but they're gonna be b***hy all fricking day.
>Nekiji sees cum stains on their clothes.
>"Filthy prostitutes."
>Spends the next four hours jerking off thinking about it.
>The office is closed, not because business has ended but so employees can't leave.
>Yojimbo comforts himself by looking at a picture of his daughter.
>She killed herself yesterday.
>Jerks off to it anyway.
dwight will be only straight white male because he's a chud and media israelites hate whites
Australia died when the last Bushwackers were killed or imprisoned.
Other than gold and digeridoos, I don't see the point of Australia, I don't think the British did either.
Everything made after 2015 sucks.
>The Office in Australia. Will it suck?
Definitely. Australians make me want to fricking puke
Ausgay here btw
It could if they go full dad’s google history
for me, it's the german IT Crowd
that woman looks far more cringe than the boss
>FUUUUHRERRRRRRRRRRR
lmao why did they give it such an incredibly autistic title
>das iTeam
>die Jungs an der Maus
>german Roy is in prison for raping a teen
German humor, it's no laughing matter.
not sure australia has this kind of office environment, outside of the public sector
absolute dogshit country with an economy only fueled by farming, housing and mining
>oi dere c**t ya wanna willy wag a bumshag an drink a point uh veeb afta
>narrrr seppo i wanna have some six!
australians aren't funny so yes
t. australian
>boss character is an out of touch, cringe, self-unaware laughing stock.
yep, having a woman boss would work
Is that a troony
Australian comedy can be great but a good chunk of it is now wealthy white leftist women trying to emulate modern blue-state USA.
A big difference is 100% political correctness, Australia is a lot funnier when we are openly racist like in SuperWog or Fat Pizza. No one likes OI WAS RAPED.
I hate Australian television
I do not like Australian comedy
I don't think the writers have the balls to make the lead character the obnoxious, horrible and vapid girlboss that she needs to be to be anything over than a disaster
I think that the writers would think that they're doing this but ultimately they will try to make her character an empowering one and a likeable one
the true australian office is the writers room for this show, but they are all cringe
Yeah this will suck shit because nu aussies are all homosexuals (im not gay) so it will be super safe and boring
Australia has been an American colony for a while now, it's just that now that the US is pozzed as hell it's now mandatory for us Ausgays to be as well. What makes the takeover so much easier is mass immigration of people who have contempt for the previous Australian culture and simply want it to be the US but with funny looking animals.
The citizens of Australia and the USA aren't the ones mandating this change. This is coming from a globalist elite we don't vote for.
>Australian office
Let me guess they don't show everyone doing coke at shitty pubs once every few weeks and getting absolutely munted on public holidays
#VoteYes
I will not.
Australians don't know how naturally funny they are to everyone else and will try to make it too American.
>female boss
dead on arrival.
steve carell carried the show, and this one do not have that character as there is no way that in current year are they portraying a woman as the same kind of person Micheal is.
the US version was pozzed as frick compared to UK one
Did you watch it? What do you consider pozzed about it? Cause I personally think there's no fricking way you could make a show like it nowadays. Ex: Micheal marking the girl he was supposed to be with cause she was Asian and her friend was as well. He did so he tells Jim cause he can't tell them apart. They proceed to laugh their asses off about that.
you clearly havent watched the original. it was edgy, a lot funnier, the US one is watered down and made safe for a normie audience.
I did watch the UK version and I loved it as well. Again, both were just as "problematic" as the other. You're just one of those people that hate the American version. Which is fine, it's def an acquired taste. The UK version has it's own look and atmosphere, as does the US version.
david brent made jokes about big black wieners and banging all the members of the corrs. michael scott couldnt tell two asians a part ooh tee hee so controversial
Alright, anon, I'm not going to list every offensive thing from the US version so we can contrast and compare. Vaya con dios.
i know both shows iv watched them multiple times each, the US version is fine its just made safe for gays like you
Casting a woman that genuinely looks like a human/fish hybrid from a HP Lovecraft story, to play a mermaid, was unintentionally genius
>the UK office is better because they talk about big black wiener
you're a gay mate
Unless she's a top tier actor with timing like Carrel or Amy Poehler, the show is DOA, and let's be honest she isn't. Amy is rare as frick. The reality is truly funny women are rare as hell.
just looked up the imdb, this troony is a main character
troony jim? progressive
just going through the imdb page. next one is an aboriginal woman. standard ABC bullshit, completely unrealistic in an australian office.
holy fricking shit the next character is literally a down syndrome man
Australia is so bad with the diversity shit honestly. I guess the government is part funding this?
yeah most things made here are. looks like this is actually being made by amazon prime rather than ABC. they still get gov grants either way.
The gov is willing to give grants to basically any production made in Aus, as long as it doesn’t contain any content they consider “problematic” thus indirectly censoring everything. America has a different system but tl;dr it’s basically impossible to make a Hollywood film about the American military without getting the approval of the American military.
>it’s basically impossible to make a Hollywood film about the American military without getting the approval of the American military.
it's not, you just won't get access to cool shots of helis and f16s flying by your shoot.
which- if you're being critical of the military -you probably shouldn't put in there anyways.
the abos themselves can't help but laugh at the shit they get away with
holy shit they are cavemen
poltards have to be the most gullible motherfrickers on the planet
Is there a screencap about the "stolen" generation.
>TLDR
>Australian government gives abo children some of the highest quality education in the world for free.
>The abo children's parents hate that their kids are now literate.
>They stop their kids from going to school.
Why bother reading if the government will subsidize you for your entire life?
I applied for a job for something with the ABC and there's a required part in the online app process about how you need to tell a story about how you overcame people being racist to you. I'm a white amerifat immigrant, how the frick do I answer that? I was also told when applying to ANY job in victoria to decline to state my race or I would never even get a first look at my CV
You should have just told them that you’re gay, israeli and 0.0001% Black person and they probably would have both hired you and immediately promoted you to management
yeah most government departments here have jobs that are specified only for aboriginals, and yet you still almost never see them working
Im sure the voice will fix that somehow.
Abo's get so much welfare they don't even to work
Bullshit, Koori here. Applied for the SBS Mailroom job couldn't even get the fricken dogshit job even though I've got a BA in Community Services. It's just mates and nepo babies. Total diversity my ass.
>Total diversity my ass.
This is one thing I've suspected for a long time. Many of the postings are there I think because they're legally required to post, even though ole Mick's cousin already has the job locked in.
Meanwhile some US shows are only hiring black people, refusing to even look at anyone else (including asians, mexicans etc). Seen some really unqualified people brought in and do no work, only to have other people pick up the slack and not say a word because they're afraid of being called a racist
>Sup Halpert, Still Queer?
It'll be hot fricking garbage. Any comedy show that's made here is pretty much to appeal to.. I don't know who anymore. It's all just bullshit for people to talk about at work.
thanks for showing exactly why australian comedy is totally fricked and why melbourne needs to be nuked from orbit.
it will be bad. we australians have no culture anymore
one character should be on smoko and request to be left alone
Melbourne students LARPing as tradies and bogans will always be cringe.
Melbourne students ARE the bogans of Melbourne. Also Melbourne tradies LARPing as productive is also extremely cringe. Even the ones on meth are 3x as slow as QLD tradies.
DAYYYYN ANDREWWWWS WEER NOT TAYKEN YER FOOKEN VACSEEN
we already had one
Does anyone have a link to watch the Russian Married with Children with English subs?
Their version of Kelly is just as hot.
I really want to watch it.
Same here, I've only seen clips.
yes, i genuinely thought it was a porn parody, she is so damn hot.
eh christina is way hotter
alright here are the episodes for season 1
>Darren wins the office footy tipping simply by picking all the home sides all season
>Deb's diabetic ulcer starts smelling awful in the summer but nobody has the guts to say anything.
>NBN goes down and nothing gets done for the day
>Sanjeet implements a spreadsheet for tracking productivity, is quickly withdrawn due to concerns of sexism and racism
>Fred starts smoking so he can get a few extra breaks every shift
>Trish blows a gasket because nobody else cleans up the work kitchen
>Tom, the only young fit male in the office keeps getting asked by the owner to help out with 'office renos' for free.
>Head office asks for volunteers to help train the Sri Lankan office
>Fred starts logging every minute outside his shift including travel time for extra overtime pay.
>Mystery car starts parking in Trish's "spot" in the carpark every morning. Nobody can work out who it belongs to.
This sounds great and properly australian.
We obviously are not getting this.
>>Fred starts smoking so he can get a few extra breaks every shift
Thats funny. Bonus points: he starts with the patch to build up to cigarettes
Eutopia already shows how horrible it is, at least in government.
The one golden rule of that show is it sucks with a female boss
Secretary's google history. It's the secretary's google history.
Certainly. Australian tv is only funny when its irreverent, which this probably wont be. The character of the boss in the office, both david brent and micheal scott, is that of an incompetent self-absorbed moron. If the gender is swapped, then theres no joke anymore because thats just how female bosses are; so theyll probably change that for being too close to the bone.
they charge $3.5 for this
how's that for comedy?
Tasty I'm sure but why a piece of bread? Why not a bun?
Because it's cheaper, and the bunnings sausage sizzles are usually about raising money for local sports groups and such
Word, makes sense.
no it doesn't, who wants to eat that moronic piece of shit. ppl probably buy it for charity and throw it in the trash
>who wants to eat a grilled sausage in bread
My homie you’re aware that hot dogs are a pretty popular food worldwide right?
sorry i don't speak ebonics
As an Australian, I don't get this.
We already have our own Office Sitcoms. They are called Utopia, and that one with the racist Librarian. What's the point?
do they even make new shows here anymore that aren't just reality shows or the occasional miniseries about some australian celebrity who died recently
abc and sbs used to make all this fun weird shit like 15 years ago
For me it's the Universal Medicine doco
>and he said, 'I just pulled an energetic snake out of your arse.
lmao
they do but like with every new media the creators usually go for the best streaming deal for themselves not the biggest distribution platform.
also Cinemaphile doesn't get outraged about them
>female boss
so she won't be written to be disliked like David Brent and Michael Scott were. She's going to be brilliant and everybody will love her except the Dwight character because he'll be a racist incel or something
>Australian office
>mostly poos, women and Asians
>all talk about what they watched recently
>cocaine addicts
>don’t actually do real work
Source: my ex was an office worker
The Office has sucked no matter which country makes it
Yes
It will suck ass, like all Australian television.
it'll suck because pretty much every comedy tv show made in the last 5 years (regardless of it's woke or not) has been shit
>gday jimmo sgarn?
>oh frick all dwighto mate c**t, just rooted a sheila last night
>crikey mate you heaps root sheilas eh c**t
i would deffo watch this
Australian humor is dead
The australian zoomie generation is very sensitive.
>Australian humor
!
OY MICHAEL! JIMFFREYS BEING A FRICKING c**t AGAIN
The "boss" looks israeli AF.
It already exists, it's called Utopia.
takes me back
Who cares? It's australia nobody lives there.
almost everything Australian does
How's the new season of thank god you're here? I saw the first episode and it was decently funny but I missed everything after
>CROIKEY MUH VAGOINA
The last time I watched Australian TV was when Danger 5 was on. I don't even have an aerial anymore.
my parents always get annoyed at me when they come to my house because i don't have an aerial because i don't watch trash normal tv anymore and every time i have to explain to them why
there's a different version of the office in almost every country now and they all suck
Why do they call it a reboot when it's just an Australian version of the show? None of the versions made in other countries were reboots.
What even is the point of this when Utopia exists?
A DINGO ATE MY BABY, THATS WHAT SHE SAID.
Throw another shrimp on the Barbie, they're done
women in charge always leads to comedy
And the female boss is supposed to be a jackass who says stupid things all the time? How did that get approved? I thought all women were smart and knew all the answers and say all the right things and couldn't be a Michael Scott.
>in b4 it's a indigenous remorse episode
Let's predict the episode context
I assume she'll be quirky and wears an orange suit or call people by her cats names by mistake
But everyone will still respect her for being such a gosh darn go getter or something
>combining female comedy with Australian comedy
Crikey that sounds frickimg awful
>anything from Australia
>not sucking
shiggity
The Saudi version is still the best
COOK THE MAN SOME EGGS, b***h
is she wearing a skinsuit?
I assume all the characters will speak Chinese
I watched Indian office. It just made me deeply sympathetic to the British trying to westernize that shithole.
Cinemaphile Aussies are really funny. TV Aussies aren't. It's all about the type of Aussie.
True. Don't mistake what ~~*they*~~ allow on TV to represent culture or people.
So that means she'll be an idiot?
Funny premise. Australians will complain and bust chips about how bad they got it at work, but not a single one of them will talk back to the boss. 200 years of genetically reinforced submissiveness has had an amazing effect on the Aussie mind.
If Australia is so huge and empty then how the frick do you people have a housing crisis? Why not just clear more land and build more houses huh?
Iam not from australia but I guess its the same (made up) problem like everywhere else. You arent allowed to. They want you live in certain areas with finite space.
With current interest rates I'm paying 1.2 million dollars interest on EACH of my 1 million dollar investment properties, predicated on the fact that there is a housing crisis which will keep rents high and at least triple land value in 30 years time. If you just went and built five more Melbournes then I'd be left with massive interest on my loans and I'd need to sell just to do a bit better than break even. The government should be supporting my gamble and that means keeping supply LOW until I retire. Once I'm in my fully staffed castle in Vietnam, only then may the housing crisis be solved and we can go back to the old way of doing things.
I'd give it a go but there's no way modern writers can make it as good as the original.