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I don't care for Soulslike games but the story wasn't terrible
How does it feel to be a white man and be fan of Star Wars now? Isn’t it a female franchise now?
The old stuff still exists and that's mostly what I like. Andor was really good and the first two kando seasons were alright, fun but not spectacular.
Peaked with the Prequels which I can revisit whenever I want.
>How does it feel to be a white man and be fan of Star Wars now?
I don't know. I stopped considering myself a fan of Star Wars like 10 years ago.
Pre-Disney stuff is still there
No R1?
R1 would have been great if Gilroy directed the whole thing.
I wager it would have been decent if they didn't reshoot/retool so much shit, turning the first half into a bloated, partly incoherent mess. Less Gilroy, not more.
idk what happened with Rogue One but i love that movie
it's certainly flawed but not repulsive
my most rewatch nu-star wars movie for sure
>idk what happened with Rogue One but i love that movie
Gilroy came in at the end and saved it by making its about sacrifice. the original director had no soul in the film.
Frick no - beyond the visuals and the space battle/corridor scene, the movie is overrated as frick. The characters are paper-thin, the plot is pointless because you know exactly what will happen apart from the fate of the characters it was hard to get attached to or care about within the short space of time you spend with them. I think it's just praised by people who get sucked in by the style over the substance.
The only good Star Wars product is the first movie. They immediately went full moron by changing the script so the love interests turned into siblings, the villain into their father and bringing back the death star because they couldn't think of anything else to do with their extravagant toy commercial that became geared towards selling as many toy variants as possible to kids and nerds.
Dave Filoni is the Antichrist.
I liked Fallen Order. Even the story was a clear cut above just about every other Star Wars game save for maybe KOTOR I suppose. Survivor is a mess.
Andor is the best thing Star Wars has produced since 1983. I hope the second season doesn't suck.
>Andor is the best thing Star Wars has produced since 1983
Nice 105 IQ opinion. Belongs in the trash though.
>ON PROGRAM
Didn't ask, prequelteen.
Andor was only as good as it was because Disney completely forgot about it themselves and left those involved to their on devices.
Unlikely it will happen again.
Both Andor and FO were just left to others, Respawn wrote their games internally and Andor was written by outsiders as well.
It's funny because if Disney just stopped trying themselves and let others do it they'd probably spend less and make way more. IMO the only thing preventing good star wars is just hubris now. They should just let other people do it.
Neither Andor nor EA Jedi garbage was good. Stop spreading misinformation. "Good" has lost any meaning, because people like you attribute it to utter slop.
Nah.
I thought Fallen Order was cute. That's only the nu canon thing I like
Fallen order is ok but the second one was a huge let down perosnally. They are good games but I can't help but feel they could've been so much more. Am not looking forward to the other third person rpg one. Sad that KOTOR remake got canned and that Andor S2 will probably never happen at this point. Disney is going to implode over the next few years
I loved Jedi Survivor. The tech issues were a lot when it first dropped but I loved everything about it. The third game capping off this little trilogy will be my last star wars thing I care about. I really liked the cast, the combat, it was a very well done game imo. One of my favorites of the year actually.
glad you liked it, I found the story boring and hate their reboot version of the old republic
OP, you're the quintessential midwit. Congrats.
I haven’t touched a comic book in probably 4 or 5 years since I’m in my 20s now but the Darth Vader comic that takes place right after episode 3 that follows him building his red lightsaber and teaching/competing with Inquisitors is pretty good.
Yes I really liked both of them. Jedi Survivor was my favorite star wars game in a long time.
still not watching Trandor, pal.
nobody’s making you, schizo
>still not watching Trandor, pal.
starwarstheory calls it Anbor as in boring!!!
you are both gay
From a gameplay perspective Fallen Order is all right, I was surprised how satisfying some of the Force powers were even though the game doesn't allow for the same kind of freedom and creativity in their use as say, Jedi Academy. The story was extremely forgettable and I absolutely hate how the Force is portrayed by the Witches of Dathomir. Way too many liberties taken there with Force™ flying, invisibility, teleporting and fireballs or whatever. Don't care if that's lifted from some shitty EU comic or novel either, it sucks.
I liked how Survivor portrayed the dark side as something you could slip into without even realizing it, it wasn't just something you snapped once and then you were pure evil, you could devolve slowly over time.
>The story was extremely forgettable
That's true for the Jedi Knight games too, though, and in a lot of ways they're significantly worse stories. It's par for the course with Star Wars games because they're all geared toward delivering interactive iterations of the familiar more than anything else. Fallen Order felt more self-assured in that respect than most Star Wars games. Survivor is just redundant to me, and didn't feel quite as polished in the story department.
Jedi Knight stories were ambitious and fun, and they tried something new. Fallen Order was just a rip-off of Clone Wars arcs that just amounted to nothing in the end, since the entire story was just filler "the real story was the friends we made along the way." Also, Jaden Korr is a better character than Cal Kestis. At least with Jaden can fall to the Dark Side. Cal Kestis and his cutesy toybait droid pal is the quintessential disney shit with their gay fricking chatter and patting each other on the back every 30 seconds.
The only redeemable things about Cal Kestis (from what I've seen) are that he's white and that despite making him low-T they didn't end up turning him into a homosexual/cuck.
>Jedi Knight stories were ambitious and fun
They are not. The games are good (I like them much more than Fallen Order or Survivor, even Academy) but the stories are absolute trash at worst and entirely disposable at best. They aren't games that put much effort into story, and that's fine.
Absolutely not. Kyle Katarn alone is a better, cooler and more interesting character than anyone in EA goyslop. Jerec, Desann, Tavion and Alora are all better and more memorable villains than anyone in EA goyslop. The story in JK games actually mattered and the stakes were there. You got to explore a post-ROTJ setting, and the dangers were new, unexplored and real, and you had a very real influence in stopping them, and it mattered, and felt earned. As opposed to a literal nothing burger of a story that never mattered because it's a prequel between III and IV and none of it affects the original movies, yet they are desperate to shove you into the middle of it with Darth Vader and other important shit. Just stop.
Jerec's subtle and nuanced portrayal was great.
>Kyle Katarn alone is a better, cooler and more interesting character than anyone in EA goyslop
He was good for repurposed Chuck Norris memes. As a character he was always at the whim of what they wanted the games to be. He was Han Solo-Doomguy because Dark Forces was a Doom clone. He suddenly became a Jedi from picking up a lightsaber because they decided to make a Jedi game. He stopped being a Jedi because they wanted to preserve the progression curve in Outcast. He was always means to an end at best. Same for the villains, though I like Jerec for Neame's performance if not much else. He was fairly memorable in Babylon 5, too.
>The story in JK games actually mattered
Not really. They were never very consequential to the EU, and relative to the rest of the EU they were also interquels/prequels.
>Jaden Korr is a better character
Jaden Korr was not a character.
SOVLless
> A real human being and a real hero.
>EA Jedi shit
Generic crap that has no identity of its own. Terrible gameplay, terrible exploration and platforming, generic and pointless story, and cookie cutter, bland characters. Absolutely soulless shit.
>Trandor
The antithesis of Star Wars. This is exactly what Star Wars tried not to be in the 70's. Complete and utter midwit slop that takes itself way too seriously, while saying very little and nothing new that hadn't been said already, but better. Ugly, bland, pretentious slog for reddit and twitter "film crowd."
>antithesis of Star Wars
You’re literally moronic.
>“Rather than do some angry, socially relevant film…I realized there was another relevance that is even more important — dreams and fantasies, getting children to believe there is more to life than garbage and killing…Once I got into STAR WARS, it struck me that we had lost all that — a whole generation was growing up without fairy tales. You just don’t get them anymore, and that’s the best stuff in the world — adventures in far-off lands. It’s fun.”—“George Lucas Goes Far Out” from the April 1977 issue of American Film Magazine.
Like I said, the antithesis of Star Wars. Polar opposite. Andor is an angry, "socially relevant" film, that opens with garbage and killing. It has a character literally saying "shit." There is no fun. No adventure. No excitement. No far-off lands. It's all Space London with humans. It's terrible.
not reading all that midwit rambling sorry
he's right, andor is good but it shouldn't be controversial to say it doesn't feel like starwars. it could have just been a generic scifi show
Concession accepted, trandorshill. Your show is pure midwit slop that has nothing in common with Star Wars. It's ugly, joyless, bland, dull, unimaginative, mean-spirited, pretentious dogshit. It is the antithesis of Star Wars. And putting it in the same sentence with the original Star Wars is something only a moron would do, who failed to understand either of them.
>nonsensical word salad reply
How is it antithesis of Star Wars again? Go ahead, explain it to me.
Already explained:
Read, Black person, read!
See:
Are people not allowed to have their own takes on Star Wars? Lucas personally called Gilroy to congratulate him on his work on Star Wars, so suck it.
>Are people not allowed to have their own takes on Star Wars?
Yeah. That's the purpose of fanfiction. But don't call it Star Wars.
>Lucas personally called Gilroy to congratulate him on his work on Star Wars
Hahaha. Source: Gilroy. Yeah, bro, I totally trust an active Disney employee who shills his garbage. Hit me up when George personally says that or shows up on set of Trandor.
It's been really tiresome to see the people who had rightfully up until that point trashed EVERYTHING Disney Wars for not feeling like Star Wars suddenly sing that trash show's praises. I even liked R1 just fine but Andor is nothing but slop struggle session trash.
>ugly
No.
>bland
It has actual interesting sci-fi ideas, so no.
>dull
I binged it in two days because it was captivating.
>unimaginative
Aldhani heist and the prison arcs are genuinely inspired.
>mean-spirited
If that is true, why did I find it so uplifting and hopeful?
>pretentious
Haha no, buddy. Filoni shit is pretentious. Andor is just well-written.
>antithesis of Star Wars
It’s a story about people rising up against a totalitarian regime set in a retro sci-fi universe. It took the politics of the Prequels and continued them.
It’s the most Star Wars thing from Disney.
>t. 105 IQ
Not an argument.
>Trandor
Opinion discarded, into the gas chamber you go.
Your distaste for the show very obviously comes from your hatred for its audience, or rather your preconceived idea of what its audience is like, and is thus completely irrational and moronic. You’re that way because you’re an eternal contrarian suffering from permanent Dunning-Kruger effect.
I’m not reading the rest of your schizo ramblings.
I was wondering... Do you know the difference between love and obsession?
This guy was going to have a sick arc. Now it's getting gutted because >2 seasons
Both are shit.
Andor -greatest love story ever told boy Space Nazi meets Girl space Nazi
( Dedra panting )
Dedra:: You?
Dedra:: How?
Syril:: You were in trouble.
( Dedra Panting )
Syril:: Syril.
Dedra:: I knew that.
( Dedra Breathing heavily )
Dedra:: I should... I should say thank you.
Syril:: You don't have to.
( Dedra panting )
Don't forget about The Ronin novel. We get to see him fight zombies at the end.
Andor has little to no depth and despite its pretension of realism is more cartoonish than any other Star Wars project, having the most comically moronic and mustache-twirlingly evil Imperials. And look at that twinky halfwit with his gay manifesto. While Lucas' Star Wars has a spiritual core and was deeply inspired by the likes of Campbell and Shakespeare, Andor is a show for cattle about cattle. All Andor is about is oppressed vs oppressor bullshit some Marxist teen thinks profound.
Neither feels nor looks like Star Wars, evil really can't create.
Fallen Order sucked. Combat was decent but the world and traversal was miserable
Also almost a carbon copy of Tomb Raider. So fricking unoriginal
Hey, a lot of good Star Wars games are unoriginal to be fair.
>Andor is a shit character no one gives a shit about
>Speeches were tryhard, forced and cringe
>Mon Monthma's storyline stalled and became boring incredibly fast. No actual politics. The b***h was just sitting at home with a sad face and bickering with her awful family. I felt sadder for her when she said, "Many Bothans died to bring us this information," than throughout the entirety of Andor
>Saw Gerrera was just a cameo and really had no reason to be in the show
>Luthen's action scene with the lightsaber ship was garbage and utterly pointless, did not affect the story in any way, because he goes to Ferrix on the next day for some reason, despite being established as a cautious person. He had no reason to be there, because he had already dispatched two deadly assassins after Andor. He went there, because the writer couldn't figure out how to get Andor and Luthen together. And the only reason Andor found him was because conveniently Luthen parked at the exact same spot out of all the places on a fricking planet
>BE TOO EMO is cringe, forced toybait, much like BB8
>Flashbacks were useless shit
>Retconned Cassian's "I was in this fight since I was 6 years old" Separatist background, making the character even less interesting than he was before
>Useless filler incel clerk storyline that is absolutely pointless and will not lead to anything substantial
>Lots of empty, pointless Emmy bait talking that reads like the writer jerking off
>Dogshit pacing and structure, episodes often just end abruptly without achieving anything, no sense of finality or hook to most of them
>99% of the show was humans, and 90% of them had London accents. Almost no aliens. So much for rich and diverse Star Wars galaxy
>Doesn't look/feel like SW
>Absolutely devoid of fun and adventure, dull and exhausting. Pseuds confuse dark and serious for joyless and tiresome, which is what the hacks like Nolan and Villeneuve do
So this is what midwits consider "kino".
I hope this is pasta and you didn't waste your time typing all of that
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/FNtqEudLt3FVzHNqdTZKsg/
It's a mentally ill Filonitroon
NTA but digging through archive is a) pathetic and b) you failed to make a point still.
>digging
kek, the moron has been here "fighting Andor" for a year now and still doesn't know about one-click image MD5
>semantics
Typical Andor midwit.
>Andor is a shit character no one gives a shit about
He’s about as interesting as Luke Skywalker. He’s a vehicle for a basic Hero’s Journey.
>Speeches were tryhard, forced and cringe
I liked them.
>No actual politics
Skipped over the banking dilemma because it was too boring for him.
>Saw Gerrera was just a cameo and really had no reason to be in the show
Just because you missed the point doesn’t mean it’s meaningless.
>Luthen's action scene with the lightsaber ship was garbage and utterly pointless, did not affect the story in any way
The story is not finished.
>BE TOO EMO is cringe, forced toybait, much like BB8
You need to play Binky’s Facts and Opinions.
>Flashbacks were useless shit
They established his relationship with his mother, dumbass.
>Retconned Cassian's "I was in this fight since I was 6 years old" Separatist background, making the character even less interesting than he was before
Having a character be a revolutionist from the start is not as interesting as someone growing into becoming a revolutionist.
>Useless filler incel clerk storyline that is absolutely pointless and will not lead to anything substantial
It was entertaining.
>Lots of empty, pointless Emmy bait talking that reads like the writer jerking off
You’re more pretentious than anything in the show, homie.
>Dogshit pacing and structure, episodes often just end abruptly without achieving anything, no sense of finality or hook to most of them
Facts and opinions.
>99% of the show was humans, and 90% of them had London accents. Almost no aliens. So much for rich and diverse Star Wars galaxy
There are aliens in every episode.
>Doesn't look/feel like SW
I think it does. What now?
>Absolutely devoid of fun and adventure, dull and exhausting. Pseuds confuse dark and serious for joyless and tiresome, which is what the hacks like Nolan and Villeneuve do
The ending of the prison break arc is very exciting.
Shut up, moron
Okay, but you still have a 105 IQ and your opinion is shit. Go back to redd*t.
Yeah.
>muh IQ
It’s just entertaining science fiction, you dumb Black person. It’s not particularly profound, and it doesn’t have to be. It’s entertaining because it’s competently-made — unlike Filoni slop you’re so enamored with.
Only thing Sci-Fi about it is electric floors in that tedious prison arc.
Yeah, it’s an original idea. I’m glad we agree.
>he doesn't know
and the spaceships, and the aliens (inb4 there are no aliens, because that’s categorically false), and the different planets…
Nah, Jedi Fallen Order had shit transversal and lightsabers felt like sticks.
Andor on the other hand is very kino. Doesn't feel like Disneyslop at all.
goyslop general?
>71 replies
>27 posters
I am sure this is going to be a well-discussed thread devoid of samegayging.
The show is pretentious, middling and extremely pedestrian. Looks ugly, bland and doesn't feel like Star Wars at all. All the magic and wonder are gone. It tries to be 'adult', but comes off as juvenile instead, i.e. a character saying 'shit' — this is what Star Wars has been reduced to. The dialogues are tedious and dragged out. The writer is definitely an egocentric graphomaniac. It has "literary" quality at the expense of coming off as artificial and forced. The pacing is terrible. The episodes often just end abruptly without concluding anything they set out to do, including the finale. main character is a charisma vacuum Mexican, who dies in the spin-off prequel where he was introduced — and where his entire character arc happened. Other characters are just as dull. None of them behave like real people, they all take everything over-the-top seriously, which comes off as automatons going through the motions the writer requires them, and not how organic, real people talk or act.
The fanbase is extremely obnoxious, no better than TLJgays. They don't even like Star Wars, they just like feeling smarter than they actually are. Any shill andor thread is basically this:
>YOU ARE NOT MATURE ENOUGH FOR THIS MATURE STAR WARS FOR ADULTS!
>THIS IS THE BEST STAH WAHZ SINCE ESB!
>YOU JUST WANT PEW PEW!
>YOU ARE A PREQUELgay!
>ACTUALLY STAR WARS WAS ALWAYS BAD!
>RIAN JOHNSON/TONY GILROY ARE ACTUAL DIRECTORS WITH TALENT!
>YOU WANTED LUKE TO BE A MARY SUE WITH NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!
>GO WATCH HIM CHOP CHOP SOME ROBOTS AND BRINGING DOWN STAR DESTROYERS LIKE A MARY SUE!!!
Very obnoxious.
All in all, generic and bland story with no novelty of themes and ideas, that should never have been told. Just like Rogue One ruined the Death Star and Darth Vader, this keeps ruining it even further.
>b-but it's well made (cost quarter of a billion dollars)
>The show is pretentious
How so?
>middling
How is that bad thing?
>pedestrian
Non-argument.
>ugly, bland, and doesn’t feel like Star Wars at all
It immaculately captures the retro aesthetic of the original trilogy, so no.
>magic and wonder are gone
The climax of the Aldhani arc had plenty of magic and wonder.
>tries to be adult
It doesn’t try anything. This is just how you see it, and that’s a (You) problem. Don’t make it everyone else’s problem too.
>character saying shit
I didn’t even notice.
>dialogues are tedious and dragged out
Again, that’s a (You) problem. Don’t yuck my yum.
>the writer is definitely…
You’re projecting. And that’s not an argument against the show. It just shows you need to get some meds.
>pacing is terrible
Again, that’s a (You) problem. I binged in two days and didn’t even notice where my time went.
>just end abruptly
Yeah, that’s serialized storytelling for you.
>main character is a charisma vacuum who dies
I don’t care. He’s a serviceable protagonist. The ending to his story does not value this story,
>characters are just dull
You’re trolling.
>none of them behave like real people
No Star Wars character behaves or talks like a real person. Ever.
You gotta try harder. Your pasta doesn’t survive basic scrutiny. But I gotta ask: what’s your angle? It’s obvious this criticism is forced and misbegotten.
new pasta just dropped
With Andor I can see why people would really like it and why others would fundamentally dislike it. What I don't get is how it can cause such continued and dedicated seething in an anon.
Because of people like OP vastly overstating its quality. Or this cum guzzler here
I like Andor but I feel that it's overrated because it's the only decent Star Wars to come out in 3 decades.
Blandor be like
>I don't like empire
>I do stuff with rebels cause need money
>get manifesto from dead midwit
>I don't like empire even less now because they put me in cartoonish prison
>midwit manifesto + like empire even less now = professional rebel
Woah.
Don't mind me just walking to the store haha.
Not doing anything suspicious.
Emperor? Never heard of her lol
>phasma novel in S tier
interdasting
>Disney shit in S tier
I've seen enough.
Star Wars is a Flash Gordon-inspired serial adventure for families — a mythological fairy tale, distilled into a space opera format. It has a sense of wide-eye wonder, the aliens, the goofy music, the silly robots, the big space battles, and yes, the lightsabers, the Force, the princesses, the desert shaman, the evil samurai guy in all black choking people with his mind, Sergio Leone inspired space cowboys and pirates, the humor, the charm, the goofiness, the actual spirit of an adventure film made for families. Andor is none of that. It is the opposite of that. It is the antithesis of that. It's a generic sci-fi NBC drama in space london. It has nothing of Star Wars, other than the occasional usage of legacy memorabilia, such as Stormtroopers, TIE-Fighters, etc. — and even those feel grossly out of place when seen next to extremely generic, "grounded" and bland original designs of the show, such as the Black person with AK in the woods. Andor is "Star Wars" made by r/atheism. It is especially evident when it tries so, so hard to be "adult", that it becomes embarrassing. "Look! We have character saying SHIT! Now THAT'S MATURE AND SUBVERSIVE! LOOK! WE HAVE A BROTHEL! LOOK! THE CHARACTERS IMPLIED TO HAVE SEX, LOL!" Really made me cringe.
All of this only applies to the Original Trilogy. Unlike some homosexuals, I like all of Lucas’ creative output, and not only just Star Wars. Prequels were a different beast, and I like them because they were different.
Andor is good and different. Get over it.
>Prequels were a different beast
Not really. At its core, they were very much the same. The PT is an old-fashioned serial and it is a family adventure mythological epic, it just deals with the tragic fall, as opposed to heroic rise. Andor is ugly, uninspired, bland, dull, and it simply does not belong with the rest of the Star Wars universe. What can be said, if the creator of the show is actively embarrassed of Star Wars? What other purpose did having the character say "shit" serve? Why not use some made up Star Wars slur? This was just embarrassing, out of place, self-entitled and attention seeking. Andor is disgusting.
>Andor is ugly, uninspired, bland, dull, and it simply does not belong with the rest of the Star Wars
you are, stupid.
>The PT is an old-fashioned serial
Incorrect. It has nothing in common with the things that inspired the original Star Wars. Because it’s largely inspired by different things. I’m pretty sure you’ve watched that Rick Worley video, so you know this.
>ugly
The same way OT is ugly.
>bland
Maybe so, I don’t care.
>does not belong!!!
I don’t care.
>creator is embarrassed of Star Wars!
That’s a good thing. The lack of fan service saved it from devolving into slop.
>Why not use some made up Star Wars slur?
It uses plenty of those. But you didn’t notice because of your ADHD.
>WE HAVE A BROTHEL! LOOK! THE CHARACTERS IMPLIED TO HAVE SEX
Star Wars is supposed to be sexy and gritty, and not this sanitized garbage they’ve been serving us for years now. I welcome this.
Filoni slop is so afraid of having sexuality in it that they won’t even let Ezra and Sabine hug, let alone frick.
>Star Wars is supposed to be sexy and gritty
Yeah. Not "bland" and "dull" — which is what Trandor was. Sanitized, ugly, washed out, lifeless, sterile modern streaming slop. Jabba's Palace scene alone in Return of the Jedi fricking clears the entirety of that middling slop you admire so much.
>bland" and "dull" — which is what Trandor was.
its an adult show, and that's why you dont like it
>Not "bland" and "dull" — which is what Trandor was.
homie, you complained about characters having implied sex. Stick to one argument instead of bouncing like a dumbass.
>sanitized, ugly, washed out, lifeless, sterile
What are you even getting at? The show has different locations, some are gritty, some are sterile.
You’ve lost track of your argument. You know that what you’re saying is moronic drivel that doesn’t hold up under scrutiny, but you keep digging that hole.
You midwits really love your semantics games, don't you? Endless pilpul.
I’m not arguing semantics. You make an argument, I expect you to stick to it.
You’ve made a claim that two characters having implied sex is somehow bad, and when I said that bringing back sex to this universe is actually a good thing and par for the course for the franchise, you quickly dropped it and moved on to something else entirely.
I'm nta. It's just always the same with you people.
>homie, you complained about characters having implied sex.
The difference is in subtlety of presentation. By looking at the Jabba's Palace, you know what's going on. It does not need to be that explicitly shown or said. As opposed to Trandor... which is as subtle as a fricking hammer hitting you in the face.
>What are you even getting at?
That it's ugly (not in the lived-in, gritty way, but low effort, sterile, generic made for TV way) and sterile. That "brothel" was brothel only in name, when some human-looking star trek wanna be alien offered Andor a drink. Kek.
Pictured - subtlety, I assume?
>The difference is in subtlety of presentation
I’m sorry, did “Trandor” literally show two characters fricking? As if having half-naked Twi’leks and slave Leia is somehow subtle. Of course it’s fricking not. Those were the 80s, back when sexuality was celebrated.
Trandor is mundane trash. M-U-N-D-A-N-E. Is that a satisfactory word now, huh?
Star Wars is all about mixing the mundane with extraordinary.
Princesses, legendary knights in hiding, planet-sized weapons of mass-destruction, genetic supermen, queens and honorary nobles disagree with you. Frick off with your pilpul.
>—
Was this typed into a Word document or on a phone?
>what are alt-codes
Are you a woman or a zoomer?
I hate that ginger Karl Cescus or what's his name. Literally the worst overdesigned character ever
What does the Trandor anon think of Lucas' Star Wars Underworld project?
>104 posts, 35 IPs
He’s arguing with himself like the obsessed schizo he is
I don't know how I can go back to star wars now, broskis. Andor is just... so good. The rest of star wars banal poorly written kiddie shit pales in comparison.
Rouge One and Andor are literally the best Star Wars. Finally, Star Wars for adults that is not embarrassing to watch. Everything else is fricking embarrassing. Honestly, go watch A New Hope, or even Empire Strikes Back - dogshit dialogue, hokey acting, shit action, goofy ass cringe shit all around, quips. Nothing on the level of Stellan Skarsgard or Andy Serkis. Nothing like impeccable Gilroy's tone and atmosphere. Star Wars is a dead fossil, and it needs to be rebooted. And Tony Gilroy is the right man. Everything else is fricking dogshit and terrible. You know I am right.
Let Gilroy remake the original trilogy and go from there.
Decanonize everything else except Andor and Rogue One.
Seriously, who wants this dumb shit?
Stupid ass MCU quipping teenagers taking down the Empire? A farmer boy? Fricking moronic kiddie garbage nonsense.
KK can redeem herself if she fires everyone except Gilroy and his team and reboots Star Wars to proper standards (such as Rogue One and Andor).
Hereby, I declare official Star Wars canon for mature sophisticated adults with taste:
Andor
Rogue One
terrible bait
Holy shit
I'm pretty sure the "person" who always spams Trandor is the same mentally ill creature that used to go on psychotic rants about Rey and Kylo Ren romances. Absolutely the same energy.
>cassian's sister plotline
>dropped and never mentioned again
>was never relevant in the first place
>lord of the flies flashbacks
>absolutely pointless and irrelevant
>CIS ship with weird gas that crashed on Andor's planet
>was never elaborated on
>Cassian's CIS background
>retconned
>I was in this fight since I was six years old
>retconned
>diversity dykes
>irrelevant and useless
>syril plotline
>irrelevant and useless
>Mon mothma plotline
>dragged out, irrelevant and useless
>Saw Gerrera - two scenes, did nothing
>irrelevant and useless
>Luthen dumb enough to come to Ferrix for some reason
>after he had a run in with the Empire
>Cassian is suddenly a revered member of the community for some reason despite being introduced as a con artist who owed everyone money and who was no good for anything
>WE HECKING REBEL RISE UP ACAB FRICK DA POLICE DUUUUUUUUUUH
>why was Ferrix even mad at the Empire?
>because old lady told them to be mad at them
>remember Deth Star??????!
Is this the best written SW show?
Game sucks because the lightsaber just feels like a glowing baseball bat
Trandor pseuds need to go back and take Filoni troons that they think they're so much better than with them.
Blandor is utter soulless dogshit. It appeals only to teenage midwits from letterboxd and twitter film crowd, who think Nolan, Villeneuve and Eggers are the hottest shit ever, but something actually complex and designed to be thought provoking and requiring effort, like Tarkovsky, Bergman, Godard, Eisenstein and other actual filmmakers are "boring". So they settle for that kind of "serious" and "adult" capeshit — it's still capeshit, but, you see, it's kinda "serious", "dark" and "adult", even though it is fundamentally set in the universe of silly super people wearing spandex suits and capes, based on the literal children's media. The perversion and subversion of said children's media seems "smart" to them. But in reality, it is inferior to both. It is nothing but joyless, pretentious, ugly drivel that adds absolutely nothing in terms of narrative or themes, and only exploits the name of the IP in order to promote the author's unnecessary, obnoxious "take" on what he considers fundamentally below them. Utterly irrelevant, pointless, needless story, without a single creative bone in its body. It's revolting. All you need is characters talking constantly without actually saying anything, and a bunch of forced, cringe, emmy bait monologues to make midwits lose their shit. Embarrassing.
Actual Star Wars has infinitely more substance and depth than any culturally irrelevant thing Disney and/or (heh) Tony Gilroy have come up with in his career.
>muh all people I hate like this show!!!
See
im a star wars extremist, only the original trilogy (theatrical versions) and andor are halal.
Blandor has nothing to do with the original trilogy. You are a poser.
See:
Andor has as much to do with the OT as Battlestar Galactica (BSG is better than Andor).
>Rick "Sucking Dick and Arguing Poorly" Worley
Worley is right. And Andor is great for the same reasons why Prequels are great.
>Worley is right.
Worley is an idiot.
Worley is right, and Andor has nothing in common with the prequels and Star Wars. Stop trying to associate them with each other, that will never happen.
Why would Imperial Coruscant look identical to Republic Coruscant?
Look, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Palpatine had a vision for the galaxy, and it extended to aesthetics. The army, the vehicles, the interior, all have a specific look. What Andor did is take the brutalist Imperial aesthetic and apply it to Coruscant. It makes sense.
Are you a fricking moron, or what? Do you seriously think that changing uniforms and changing the entire aesthetics of the fricking planet is the same and makes any lick of sense? Hey, moron, we literally saw Coruscant at the end of ROTJ. And it's the same as in the prequels. Because Palpatine will not rebuild fricking Coruscant to be "brutalist." Fricking moronic midwit. You are so fricking stupid, I can't even.
You do realize that something like housing and the ISB building would have been new additions, right? When the Soviets took over Eastern Europe, they injected their architectural style into preexisting urban centers.
It makes perfect sense to me that Coruscant would change under Imperial rule. It’s called world building.
And the reason it looks the same in ROTJ is because you’re looking at the area of the ecumenopolis that remained unchanged. There’s no contradiction.
You can't really make "new additions" on Coruscant, a planet that's thousands years old and has remained pretty much the same for centuries with established architecture and style. There is no space for new additions — it's all densely built, thousands and thousands of levels below and above. You can put up new banners and logo on the buildings, but rebuilding entire sectors and living quarters that had been there forever is dumb and not something Palpatine would bother doing. You are just trying to justify the fact that they filmed on location that happens to look nothing like Coruscant, and you turn up your midtwittery up to eleven by trying to find some meaning in it, "le brutalism!!!" Reads like a fricking reddit essay, Jesus.
We had actually seen how Coruscant would have looked like between III and IV in George's Underworld show:
>and not something Palpatine would bother doing
Of course he would. Palpatine is literally fricking Satan. He wanted the galaxy to be a reflection of his image. The first thing he did was to strip the Venator cruisers of all color. This man had a vision for the galaxy and it included the tiniest detail.
And I think seeing that on Coruscant is fascinating. You’re arguing against something that is objectively good and interesting. What Andor does is show how it’s like to live under the government created by Satan.
>Palpatine is literally fricking Satan.
Exactly, dumbass. He is sitting in his basement and does Sith Alchemy. He relegated the Empire's rule to Mas Amedda (where was he in Andor, by the way? Too goofy for Gilroy, eh?), and he hardly ever appears in public and very rarely attends to Senate hearings. He doesn't give a crap about such a petty and trivial shit, such as fricking living quarters architecture. It's a waste of time and resources. Pure and utter midwittery from you, yet again. Just like he didn't rebuild the fricking Senate building, and the Senate chambers remained very much the same as they were during the Republic. Just stop with this pseud shit.
>He is sitting in his basement and does Sith Alchemy
lmao, you don’t understand Palpatine at all
Said Trandorgay, lmao. You don't understand Star Wars. You are a midwit slurping on literal fanfiction.
>You are a midwit slurping on literal fanfiction.
Who cares? It’s good fanfiction. This is not a pejorative to me, there’s lots of excellent content on AO3.
>A different part of Coruscant during the day looks a little different
makes sense to me
>Worley is right
He's a genuine moron ruled by sloppy motivated reasoning, which is why he's able to preserve a sense of superiority even when he's exposed as an idiot. He's too smug to see the obvious, and nowhere is this more evident than his opinions on Andor. I hate that this shitty board even exposed me to this brainlet.
I can think he’s right about the prequels and I can disagree with him when it comes to Andor.
The problem is his attitude extends to everything. His Special Editions video is just as embarrassing.
I don’t have to agree with everything he says. All the power to him and bless his soul for defending George, because Mike Stoklasa is the biggest, slimiest leech on YouTube.
He's right, though. Andor is an incredibly shitty and boring character. He is hardly a character, but more of a plot device than anything. His entire "arc" that had even a small amount of meaning happened in Rogue One. His story in "Andor" is contrived nonsense.
>He is hardly a character, but more of a plot device than anything
And Luke isn’t?
have a nice day RiaBlack person.
There's an argument to be made that Andor is not the kind of thing Star Wars is best suited for, because the property is fundamentally fantastical and romantic. People said the same for Rogue One. I'm okay with Andor because I think it's mostly well-crafted on its own merits (Rogue One not so much) and because Star Wars has been a big tent for decades. I can understand not liking Andor. Rick is just not very bright and says extremely stupid things out of mood affiliation, is all. His distaste for Andor is just a contrarian spasm, same for his junior high speech class-tier "defense" of the Special Editions and prequels. The fact he's so consistently fixated on other Youtubers (and fans with views contrary to his own) gives his whole game away.
midwits
I don't really care about andor but why is it always the same schizo in these threads b***hing about it? I always see the same 4x4 posted, the same prequel shilling, same three memes, same writing style, and same arguments. Did an andor fan molest him or something?
No. It's more than one person. And none of it is schizo.
Same answer as to why the Gadongay is the way he is. Or any poster that becomes recognizable. It ultimately comes down to mental illness.
>Did an andor fan molest him or something?
It’s painfully apparent that this isn’t about the show at all. Anon fancies himself a patrician and it annoys him something fierce to see people say that something is good — especially if they’re people he has contempt for. The rest of it, the arguments, the fart-sniffing, is just window dressing.
What this really is about is the fact that anon is a pretentious dipshit midwit who thinks everyone except him is a midwit
The show is shit, THOUGH.
>here's your Star Wars
It's not the people, it's the spirit of the show which of course attracts disreputable scum but I don't expect you, an Andor enjoyer, to understand that much.
>the spirit of the show
I think what is clear by now is that your perception of the “spirit of the show” is warped and detached from reality.
This is what happens when you let Twitter troons live rent free in your head.
Just because people you dislike like something, that doesn’t mean you have to dislike it too. And come up with entire paragraphs to justify it.
Life will be easier for you if you stop caring what internet people think about the content you consume.
>And come up with entire paragraphs to justify it.
I hardly ever write more than three sentences per post. That's another guy.
Looks no better than Clone Wars.
cartoons are for children
Same as Blandor. I'm sure your average 14 yo commie wiener gobbler loves that shit..
>commie wiener gobbler
there it is.... the chud actually reveals why he doesn't like andor.
Andor is the most kino anti fascist show to ever exist. seethe chud
>chud
I could've overlooked that one, but
>Andor is the most kino anti fascist show to ever exist. seethe chud
confirms everything which has been said about Andor and the vermin it attracts.
Every leftist is a chud but not every chud is a leftist.
>confirms everything which has been said about Andor and the vermin it attracts
I like Andor but I agree with this. Disney canon calls the Empire a fascist regime, but trying to compare Palpatine’s designs to any earthly ideology is fricking asinine.
Palpatine is the Devil. He’s not a nationalist, or a fascist. He wanted to enslave the galaxy and remake it in his own image. He didn’t care about the people at all, and one could argue that someone like Hitler did. The Galactic Empire is a transcendental dictatorship.
Palpatine may not individually be into fascist ideology but that doesn't make the government he set up and the people he filled it with not fascist
You fell for screamingly obvious bait. Unless, of course, this whole exchange was you replying to yourself
Sure thing, midwit.
take your meds
Not me. Cope and seethe, midwit.
doubt.jpg
This actually looks better, because it isn't desaturated and washed out in 3/4 of its frames, and it uses deep shadows, vibrant colors, and contrast. Something modern film and television doesn't bother to do. Everything is this washed out, gray, blurry, digital shit. Pick up any movie before 2010's and anything they make now. Fricking Christ, everything is so ugly now.
Ugly artstyle though.
>For luck?
>No, for me.
Based Jedi plowing space witch pussy.
Andor's good for obvious reasons. Fallen Order is surprisingly good considering the characters are awful and the setting and general plot is overdone.
How is Ahsoka?
It's very bad. Amongst the worst Disney Lucasfilm has made.
Steps in the right direction with unappealing main cast and sometimes jarringly horrific execution. Christensen, Stevenson and Tennant all deliver good performances.
Incredibly bad. Ruined Thrawn and manage to xharacter assassinate Leia.
There is zero difference between female characters, except for various degrees of staggering incompetence.
Yet another piece into the mosaic of the New Republic being rotten to the core.
It's an entirely hollow waste of time.
>Watch first three episodes of Andor
>Only thing that happens is the killing and the goons getting sent to capture Andor
Does it get good 200 episodes in?
No. It's a waste of time.
Is Kylo Ren a good character?
and they live in the same world as the disney sequel trilogy so everything in andor was for nothing
The Sequels taint everything not just Andor.
There are no sequels and there is no "Andor".
accurate, but it misunderstands what balance means. Lucas said it himself, balance is peace, its when evil is destroyed
The Jedi games and Andor are pretty good and RO is okay. Shame they exist in that shit continuity.
Why is the last Jedi remembered for the “subvert your expectations” shit? I remember the force awakens marketing building up Kylo Ren as a badass villain then they subverted expectations by making him cowardly and whiny