the only reason they made him 5'8 (the quintessential manlet height) was to prevent ddlg-posting being the result of their song
the only reason they made him 5'8 (the quintessential manlet height) was to prevent ddlg-posting being the result of their song
Not everyone has as severe mindrot as you
don't play the fool with me. you and i both know it would've absolutely happened with the goddamn faces they were making at each other the entire time. i don't condone it either, but i'm not wrong.
Some R34 is inevitable, sure. But that other Anon is right. You're Terminally Online. Normal people aren't chomping at the bit for an excuse to make incest porn of animated characters.
>5’8
>quintessential manlet height
b-bros???
I love it when my wife picks me up over her head and spanks me for being a bad bad boy and then grounds me in her basement.
I love it when my GF benchpresses me in bed before I mating press her.
Same but my gf forces me in a diaper and puts me on her lap and pretends to breastfeed me while I coo
One inch below the American average.
the american average is dragged down by all the latinos.
average height for white and black americans is more like 5'10.5"
Oh frick off, americans are all fat and short.
Actually quite a few fat ones are tall. Those nutrients don't all go to waste I suppose, not that it gives them any advantages.
>he believes self-reported results
5'8? bro is 5 ft nothing, hes barely taller than Nifty
It depended on the scene. He’s short but you can’t forget that Charlie is fricking gigantic too. She’s like 90% legs.
I still want to see them frick, I don't care.
>ddlg-posting
???
???
????
daddy dommy little girl
Frick off Emily this isn't the place for the likes of you
Doki Doki Literature Glub
Anon, I just tested your theory and found a ton of LuciferXCharlie porn in two seconds
i mean, yeah, it's not fool-proof, but i do wonder how much of that was made before the episode as well. it's not like we didn't know what lucifer looked like or anything.
>a ton
Where? There's barely any (yet)
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I’m pretty it’s because they thought Lucifer being an autistic manlet would be funny
It’s because it’s currently trendy amongst roasties and twitter troons to refer to manlets as “short kings” to show they’re inclusive and don’t discriminate based on height
They still do, noone wants to date manlets, they just use muh tolerant represetayshun now
troon or just manfaced?
>would like dd because I'm subby
>have severe daddy issues and innately despise anyone fatherly without fail
>get into md instead
I can handle a mommy, but if a daddy tried to touch me I'd punch him. I wish it weren't the case.
It's called having testosterone and grey matter, numbnuts. How about you just be straight like a normal mammal instead of what israeliteTumblr tries to shove down your throat?
>"I'm ok having sex with women but having sex with guys is too much."
>"THAT'S GAY!!!!"
Come on now.
Short men are fricking hot. We need more short kings in media. Wish he were 5'4" of something instead.
the average woman sees manlets through the same lenses they see men that are senile, crippled, diseased and morbidly obese
stop making me feel bad for being short homosexual im so used to it by now
try this
>break your legs to be accepted and liked
lol this society is fricked up, can we go back to just liking for who people are?
Nope. Social media ruined that for everyone, sorry bud.
no one's gonna know how tall you are when you're in a wheelchair for life 2 years after that surgery
i like how the doctor slumps to look shorter in comparison lol
he looks like her shota little brother
charlie x lucifer /ss/ now
Won't stop me
how would lilith feel about this
Is incest even real for demons and entities
I meanthe first humans had to make do somehow
She's been gone for like 7 years canonically
Perfect time to make up for lost daddy-daughter bonding time
She watches
>Sweetie, be a bad girl and frick your daddy for me, okay?
Wish the show was more like that. Also I'm betting Lilith isn't into equality at all based on what we know so far. I bet she's actually the reason Adam is an butthole.
Sorry, I can't buy it. The only male main characters I can buy ever being the dommy time in Vivzieverse is Blitzo and Val (and I don't even like any of the V's).
I'm sure Luci has more to him than he shows around Charlie. She just hasn't unlocked that part of him yet
Alright, I see your point. Lucifer may be a bit of a maybe, but not around Charlie at least imo. If they were to incest, it would be the wholesome type.
Yes I agree. I do like fricked up incest but this is a rare case of wholesome incest. (Though any sort of parent/child ship is fricked up intrinsically. I actually usually don't ship it at all, Luchar is an exception. I'm more of a sibcest type of gal)
Why do women staple these ugly bite marks on every art, awful kink
>not biting your woman while fricking it
you are terminally gay
It's hot until you do it
Did it to a girl that wanted me to, was a quarter to 3rd my strength and she b***hed and hated me for it despite telling me to do it hard lol
Considering Paradise lost this is in character for him.
Made for verbalase
Based
>Here’s my boyfriend dad!
>…
>”Oh come on Charlie please…Just go frick that cannibal or whoever he is…please…is this what this is about?”
I'm so fricking tired of Russian propagandists trying to make Americans feel insecure. Putin is 5 foot 7. Fricking cope.
cope little slavlet
He's more like 5'6 if you compare him with Charlie
I thought they did it so no one would say he’s just the Once-ler in Hell.
if his characterization is something to go by i don't think they did a good job of avoiding that
No, but seriously is this somekind of biblical reference to him being short? Like all i know about lucifer if that he was like the most beutiful angel.
So lucifer here dosn't look anything special in comparation to other demons, not even some remanents of being like a fallen angel
>he was like the most beutiful angel.
no he wasn't he was just the edgiest
He’s short cuz his defining character trait is that he, mentally, sells himself short.
In the biblical canon he tries to one-up everyone and everything, believing himself to be superior to God.
Sounds more like a Napoleon Complex.
Only when you're styling on others while being short.
The bible doesn’t mention his size but Paradise Lost does. Specifically that he
>is the largest angel or demon by far
>dwarves Leviathan and the Sun
>can grow further in size to appear like a giant against Archangel Gabriel and the heavenly host
>looks like a burned god, radiating with divine power like a sun behind an eclipse
>has a face like thunder, described as a dread commander, but his eyes tinged with slight remorse
Selling yourself short means not believing in yourself and underestimating yourself, that’s like the opposite of what he does
Leviathan and the Sun
How did he even fit in hell if he's that massive
It’s just a metaphor for the fact when he transformed into a dragon he eclipsed the sky
But Dante gives pretty precise measurements for his figures in Inferno, including his giants such as Nimrod, scholars estimate Dante’s Lucifer was at minimum 2443 metres long, or 2.4km. Assuming he fits Vitruvian proportions (published in the 2002 edition of the Dante Society’s annual report, by Richard Kay)
Dante ended the book by climbing down Satan’s chained body and passing through the centre of the earth’s gravity, so from there he had to continue climbing upwards
anon, paradis lost is literally bible fanfiction. Its that times hazbin hotel. If the bible doesnt say how he looked, we simply dont know how he looked, end of story
anon, Hazbin is Paradise Lost fanfiction. in the bible it's just a random snake that gives them the apple
That's how you know it was satan, dude
The Dragon is lucifer, that's the forms he likes to take, that of serpents
no dude it was literally just a serpent, it's the origin of why snakes lie on their bellies. God addresses it as literally being an animal afterwards and not Satan in disguise.
It was just a random animal that did it for the lulz. That's your canon biblical origin story. Hazbin and every other Satan tempts man story belongs to Paradise Lost lore.
satan manipulates the snake you dummy, you are so dumb
Thank you for copy pasting this from GotQuestions.org where some yahoo answers moron like yourself wrote out their fanfiction lol
https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-snakes.html
But the reality is, “Ever since Satan spoke his lies through the serpent to Eve” was never once said anywhere in the Bible, and you cannot show a single time in the bible it says that was Satan doing it or causing it.
God speaks directly to the snake after it did so, calling it a livestock and a wild animal. God almighty said it’s not Satan or an act of Satan, he said it’s just an animal that did it for the lulz. You quote Paradise Lost every day. Paradise Lost inspired all these stories, not the israelite bible that you never read
>Christians retcon the snake as being Satan
>it was actually just Sir Pentious the whole time
You are genuinely stupid
He turns into multiple fricking dragons in the bible
He's all about serpents
DEVILS/DEMONS today are LITERALLY just DRAGON FURRIES/SCALIES of what's mentioned of the dragons lucifer turns into
You are an absolute moron and a troll
Oh wowwwww
Satan turns into a dragon for one single fight in revelations, this obviously means all of the many snakes in the entire bible are all also Satan
Including your hilariously pathetic yahoo answers copypaste which gave the example of the Pharisees, who are not Satan, yet are also called snakes.
And the snake that the omniscient god looked at and spoke at and said “you are just an ordinary animal, not satan, so I am cursing your entire ordinary animal kind”
If you can’t tell I’m pretending to be a seething little moron like you. Cause it’s funny that the bible never once says your fanfiction, and you got all your bible stories off a much better book: Paradise Lost.
satan is also the red dragon known as the beast
You don't know what you're talking about
Everyone knows dragons represent satan, its written countless times all over throughout history
You still haven’t shown a single bible verse that says Satan did the apple
Because you have none
We’re all still waiting: tick tock tick tock
> satan is also the red dragon known as the beast
Anon that’s the same story as when he attacks heaven in revelations. It is revelations. You’re literally repeating a single instance of him turning into a dragon (with arms and wings, not a snake) because you have nothing
You are really ignorant
This is also a dragon you dumbass
Does it look like anything you may be familiar with? Moron.
>moron doesn't know dragons are just serpents and they don't have super well defined characteristics because they're shapeshifters
>Paradise Lost
Bro...you are clearly trolling and don't know this topic. Also 1600 years before Paradise Lost we have records of knights talking about slaying the avatars of satan that are dragons
those were dinosaurs not dragons you dumb dumb
You are not very bright lol
>In the New Testament, the Book of Revelation makes use of ancient serpent and the Dragon several times to identify Satan or the Devil (Revelation 12:9; 20:2). The serpent is most often identified with the hubristic Satan, and sometimes with Lilith.
>Ever since Satan spoke his lies through the serpent to Eve, the snake has been associated with sin. The prophets liken the wicked to those who “hatch viper’s eggs” (Isaiah 59:5), to “a serpent [who] has swallowed us . . . and then has spewed us out” (Jeremiah 51:34), and to those who “will lick dust like a snake” (Micah 7:17). The poetic books speak of evil men making “their tongues as sharp as a serpent’s; the poison of vipers is on their lips” (Psalm 140:3), of liars having “venom . . . like the venom of a snake, like that of a cobra that has stopped its ears, that will not heed the tune of the charmer, however skillful the enchanter may be” (Psalm 58:4–5), and of alcohol eventually biting “like a snake and poison[ing] like a viper” (Proverbs 23:32). Jesus and John the Baptist both condemned the hypocrisy of the Pharisees by calling them a “brood of vipers” and “snakes” (Matthew 3:7; 12:34; 23:33).
>The snake, as a symbol of Satan, has wound its way around the human heart and filled us with its poison. Try as we might, we cannot rid ourselves of its influence. As the wicked King Macbeth discovered, serpents are hard to kill: “We have scotch’d the snake, not kill’d it.” (Macbeth, III:ii). In fact, by the time we get to the book of Revelation, the serpent in the Garden has become a raging dragon bent on world domination. Following a battle in heaven, “the great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him” (Revelation 12:9).
>expecting the actual words of Bible to be the authority on what Christianity believes and teaches
Sorry anon, you're correct but you've made the mistake of thinking Christian lore hasn't been corrupted through millenniums of retconning, head-burying, and non-biblical storytelling.
The other anon is never going to concede because when he was 5 years old his parents and pastor told him this version of the story and everyone else around him repeated it as fact for the rest of his life.
israelite here. Originally all animals in Eden could talk until Adam and Eve ate the fruit and then fricked it up for everyone. Then God decided to mute the animals as a consequence.
>thinks serpent means literal snake
lol
The snake was real, God was a metaphor.
once you've seen a couple screenshots from this show, you've seen every angle those characters will be drawn in
ever
what a piece of shit
is there anybody who enjoys the show, and at the same time is not an absolute degen?
No. I figured this out last night when rewatching with my boyfriend that while the writing of this show sucks ass, it's the characters and their potential that is more intriguing than the canon itself and fanon has already been on equal standing with the canon for years anyway.
It also helps that while yes some characters are furry most are more furry-adjacent/nonhuman and I find that really attractive.
I'm watching this now. I asked myself outloud, why am I watching this?
Shit is trash, I hate the musicals here.
Then perish, desperate ass hoe.
On episodea 5, it's ok but it's not good.
>
Charlie has more chemistry with her own father than with Vaggie
That’s charlie with literally everyone. She shows more emotions towards minor characters like Lute or Valentino than Vaggie.
Also wow the boarders must've known what they were doing with More Than Anything
That's more on Vaggie than anything
Who doesn’t have more chemistry with Charlie than vaggie?
>Charlie has more chemistry with her own father than with Vaggie
She als had more chemistry with the angel seraphim.
Based incestgays
c-cute...
ddlg?
>vivzie hates charlastor
>makes a song where he tells her to call him daddy
kek
Fr fr, the frick she think was gonna happen, she knows her fans a mostly made up of shippers, that one line was like throwing meat to the piranhas.
If she wanted to poke holes in a ship, Alastor could have said Charlie is like a "little sister" to him, instead of him like her "daddy." But she went with daddy.
But they are not related so Charlastor is forever.
But since incest is legal in Hell, even for sinners, someone would have eventually made Charlie say Onii-chan or Aniki to Alastor.
Viv has made an extremely sanitized hell, free from rapists, child molesters, etc.
Those go to israeli hell.
>free from rapists
you're dumb as a fricking doorknob
Everything Valentino does is consensual.
>fujo can't write a yuri couple
imagine my shock
>check youtube review
>mentions Vaggie getting cucked
Kek I thought it was contained on this site
This one? https://youtu.be/F8wTlyQ5E-w?si=pszIr10hD3syPr3x
>imagine the sex
he wasn't THAT small in the pilot portrait
>how i look like compared to my 188cm friend
Imagine how alpha that dude has got to be.
me and the b***h i pulled by being autistic
>tfw you didn't go the distance with the b***hes you pulled by being autistic
>cannot pull anyone with autism anymore
Is Lucifer literally me?!
Yes.
I like it.
Wander and Dominator.jpg
so that's why I like them so much..
I do appreciate Vivzie made it clear Lilith's butt and breasts are enormous, even on the cards set
Reminds me of that screencap of that manlet fricking a big titty Amazonian goddess and how he knows he won
giwtwm
Adam got cucked by a manlet, lol.
She likes them cute and funny
I need some good porn with them so bad
vivi is a Hispanic. her father is probably 5'8 irl.
>5'8 manlet depiction of Lucifer
Pathetic
Unbased Blood Meridian anon, you ain't nuthin'
Imagine posting high literature on a board for manchildren and neckbeards. Go back to Cinemaphile
>high literature
Same people watching Hazbin Hotel watch Wendigoon.
>book is bad because youtube man likes it
oh frick off moron
There's like 1% overlap between Hazbin Hotel fans and fans of Cormac McCarthy and most of those are the three of us in this thread
>verification not required
I read Blood Meridian before the video in its grammatical cesspool glory and it is still my favorite book of all time.
I'm 5'7 and I like to pretend that I'm Mario I will even do the voice.
Sorry to be so short with you.
>5'8 (the quintessential manlet height)
????
Since hwne is 5'8'' considered short?
The average adult man ranges between 4'7'' and 5'
if you're 5'8'' you're a titan
>The average adult man ranges between 4'7'' and 5'
Anon outed himself as a pygmy
>if you're 5'8'' you're a titan
I read this in a high pitched chimpunk voice. Even Charlie mogs his height.
>manlytears defends lucifer.txt
>if you're 5'8 you're a titan
>me, at 6'6
BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!
hell yeah, rock and stone brother
Actually, if we count wingspan Lucifer is probably the tallest in teh series outside the overlord dinosaur.
that was a good one
Why the black dot nose?
she is half dog
Pretty sure that's not true unless Lilith...
all hellhounds come straight from her womb
Alastor was gonna play the role of Charlie's boyfriend to piss Lucifer off, but changed tactics halfway through to "Daddy."
Anon, he didn’t change shit, Look at the way he put his hand on Charlie’s cheek. And the face she made in response
That was obviously intended to have romantic overtures.
But he is already Charlie's boyfriend??
Why is one of the main complaints about Lucifer in HB the fact that he's short? Is this some sort of insecurity from the viewers or something?
being short as man bad, only tall man true man, me zoomer only care about looks and being a homosexual
It's done for hipster woke points, it spites christian texts, and it just looks bad visually.
He ain't even 5 8
He's short because he lost something, and what he lost was the love of his life.
I mean if you're an actual writer that's what you'd use, but maybe Viv just likes midgets.
Don't kinkshame
I hope he's just a midget because he's cute. I wouldn't want him to get taller, it's refreshing comparing to most viv's lanky designs
Like how Adam is being a total dude bro to hide his Great Depression.
Unironically, yes.
I seriously don’t understand how no one picks up the details and think “he deserves hell” when out of all winners and angels, he shows the humbling of thinking he doesn’t deserve Heaven (people don’t understand how important this trait is in a Christian), losing his wife to literal pure evil and having to interact with the guys (Lucifer and Lilith) that destroyed his entire family without losing his anger towards them, has shown his true feelings in episode 1, and he’s the one that is personally killing all of the sinners instead of Lucifer or anyone else who doesn’t feel deeply connected with them. He literally puts all of the anger towards his own family under the logic they must’ve been bad to end up here and shown themselves to be the core of Hell’s issues.
Sena is actually sadistic, but she hides her truly wicked heart under a smile.
Yeah but Rage, (and most importantly wrath) are a large part about being human, I'm actually not against your thinking and do believe there's a chance that "heaven" as we know it isn't heaven but is more a purgatory (as seen by how quickly Emily wanted to go to fix things, almost as if it wasn't perfect here) and to get to the real heaven is going to be working with these two figures in "heaven" and "hell" and finding out what to do to be good because neither of them really knows.
imagine if the first soul to be redeemed from hell is Cain and he has a heartwarming reunion with his father
I think she's stealing alot from the Sitcom Lucifer because she hasn't had to deal with Christian Mythology in anyway so she'll probably turn Caine into somekind of assassin that Adam pays to kill Charlie or Lucifer for the sake of fricking up the plot half-way though season two
The only thing worth stealing from that sitcom would be Eve being a party girl because I want to see Eve do mdma with Cherri Bomb
I agree 100% but that woman is beyond hot.
And yet they made a St. Peter reference even though the concept of sainthood (and Peter himself) is not canonical with Viv's afterlife.
I’m thinking that in the leaks, Sir Pentious dies after sacrificing himself to defeat Vox. And Adam would be there to witness the event and call him by, “son.”
you expect me to know who that is?
He's from Robocop 2
he got mogged by Michael after all
Who?
the archangel, you fricking bible illiterate or was it Gabriel?
Nah it's Michael. Gabriel confronts him in Paradise Lost but chickens out of a fight
Considering how much Gabriel is linked with Islam I doubt we'll ever hear that name uttered in this show.
Viv is such a coward
Like all "atheists"
I'm a manlet too.
>the only reason they made him 5'8 (the quintessential manlet height) was to prevent ddlg-posting being the result of their song
He's short because the sin of Pride and over compensation is begging to be a manlet.
>she refers to the devil as either satan or lucifer
thats how i know youre a FAKE christian
Christian scholars and artists and POPES have referred to Satan as Lucifer since Christianity was invented, and before Christianity was invented, and before Judaism was invented
But I’m glad you’ve finally fixed their joint error with your iceberg israelitetube funfax interpretation that itself is wrong because no Babylonian King was ever named Lucifer and the name was used for Satan before that story was even written
And your selfie is trash too
wasn't "Lucifer" just meant to mean "bringer of light" and not the name of an actual person?
It’s the latin name for a Caananite (prototype judaism) satan figure, which was associated with the Morning Star, then became a synonym for Satan, then was compared to a babylonian king, in that order.
It's a bit complicated.
Lucifer is a minor deity/figure/whatever you wanna call it in Roman Mythology - he was essentially the herald of Venus or seen as the personification of the planet Venus (i.e. the morning light/the morning star).
There's a similar figure in Canaanite mythos, though this entity tried to usurp the pantheon and was cast down to Earth as punishment.
The point here is that Lucifer could be used as both a common and proper noun (the god or Venus itself), and it was erroneously used as a proper one in a translation. The comparison between Roman Lucifer and the Canaanite god was a result of that (it also called back to another verse referring to Satan as a fallen angel), and the church just kind of retconned the meaning behind Isaiah 14:12 and assimilated him into Christianity because it made for better storytelling.
>Losers going off mistranslated texts and people influenced by them agree so it's not a mistranslated text!
O MAI JEJ
5’8 is average height, true manlet territory is more like 5’6 and under
Also, is that your guess for his height or is there an official source? I’ve been wanting to know if he’s shorter than me because it’d be hot, but apparently a lot of the other characters are so ridiculously tall that although Lucifer is short in comparison he’s probably average compared to humans. Sad. Still love him though. I feel like a short guy still being able to dom is pretty exciting but I could honestly see Lucy being a sub too. It seems like he can be territorial when he wants to be but is also kind of pathetic as a default due to his depression/loneliness.
He's probably normal height in reality. He's about as tall as Vaggie and Husk. Charlie, Angel, and Alastor eclipse him, but they eclipse everyone. It's a Napoleon situation where's he's only short in relation to everyone else.
none of you are going to agree with each other, and you've lost sight of the thread's topic - vivziepop loves incest.
i wish that was true, i highly doubt it actually is tbdesu
I'm really disappointed in the lack of Morningcest so far, but then again it hasn't been a week yet. The Fandom better pick up the slack over the next few months. I'm hopeful considering how much porn Stovia has gotten.
lucifer is short and also not a homosexual
also incest probably has a lot of overlap with pedophiles
incest is only below pedophilia on the taboo scale so you're probably right
Calm down son, it's fiction
for now
alastor watches
It's already starting...
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6158368#search=Hazbin_Hotel
I will NOT click that link.
I will NOT let the furries win
I will NOT jerk off to any of the Hazbin characters
I will only OBSESSIVELY repeat my mantra: "ALASTOR IS ARO/ACE! ALASTOR IS ARO/ACE!"
>I will NOT jerk off to any of the Hazbin characters
It's cute you think you still have a choice.
You aren't going to last much longer sweet anon
It's too late to run
I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it I won't! I don't care if Angel Dust has the legs and the stamina! I don't care if Lucifer is a short king and the ultimate bad boy! I don't care if grandpa says Charlie and Vaggie's love is hot as frick!
I will NOT jerk off to the Hazbin characters. The furries will NOT get me.
ALASTOR IS ARO/ACE. ALASTOR IS ARO/ACE. ALASTOR IS ARO/ACE.
>Not imagining Alastor kissing your hand
>Not imagining Alastor telling you in a sultry voice, "you smell delicious, my dear."
>Not imagining Alastor kissing your neck and grazing his teeth ever so slightly along your skin and licking up your jaw
>Not imagining Alastor gripping you with his claws and telling you not to make any sudden movements
>Not imagining that you try to move back from Alastor enough to say, "what's wrong" and he gets such a hard on he can't take it anymore and has to ravish you (much to your pleasure)
Anon you sound in denial
That's great and all but where is that one deranged femanon that wants him to cannibalize her?
Oh hi...I'm around
Am I really that deranged?
I just assumed it came with Alastor territory
Alastor is what?
He's fricking you so hard that you have to hold his handlers to keep balance?
He's eyeing your skin like a predator and going to start eating your flesh after he's cum inside of you?
But only after you cum first of course, he has to make sure it feels good for you and then he can gush his sticky semen into you and mark you as his territory.
So he's eating pieces of your skin after that?
That's what you were saying?
He's chomping into your shoulders, your neck, maybe your arm or your thigh or your chest.
I couldn't quite hear you over the mumbling!
I've enjoyed this bit a lot, anon, and laughed the entire time i was reading this post. Thank you for playing along, but it's time for me to stop shitposting and go to bed.
Goodnight Anon<3
I rebuke you and your PERVERSE prose! I will NEVER imagine Alastor thrusting into me so forcefully that I need to grab his antlers to maintain my balance! I will NOT let one jovial radio demon charm me into furrydom! I will NOT imagine a wave of sublime relaxation and purpose washing over my naked body as I give myself to feed his cannibalistic urges!
ALASTOR IS ARO/ACE. ALASTOR... IS... aro/ace...
Alastor does sex with Charlie.
>I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it I won't
You will in time, anon.
I want my spider male-Ryona
I sorta want to touch his head floof/hair more then his chest-hair in all honesty.
you know its really easy to not be attracted to the characters, just remember demons are cringe
Nice
kek
while the show is getting a lot of viewers it doesn't seem to be drawing new fans into the fandom
>short
>manic personality
>top hat/ringmaster outfit
Really tired of the same exact character design being copy pasted
You would think Big Bad Boy Lucifer would have a body style or outfit distinct from what the commoners are wearing.
Episode 5 had more romantic chemistry between characters than any other episode and it was evenly divided between the M.C and her own father, and the one character the creator of the IP didn’t want shipped with her (Alastor)
why would anyone waste time incestuously shipping Charlie and Luci when they could ship Nifty and the Egg Boys?
Who else is really excited to see Vox this week
TV Daddy...maybe I'll write some porn...
What exactly his the appeal of Vox?
I can buy shit like Alastor or Val, but Vox? Really?
I still love Alastor the most and I would let Valentino frick me but there is just something about Vox that has grown on me as I've been rewatching
I like his TV voice and how even though he's usually so in control he can turn into a brat when he's not getting his way
Maybe I just like something about suave guys with an unhinged side...
Leaker-kun?
Vsisters, not like this...although I suppose we'll just make our own content as we always have to
I'm fine with that
Any word on how the series ends in regards to Alastor?
Any big reveals or just him beating up Vox?
Oh yeah. The other villains. Yeah I didn't care because the plot is more focused on the hell war right now. V fans are gonna starve for more content for the next four years while the "second season" is being refined.
if you include hypnosis i'll be in your debt
It's already in my head dear anon
There's going to be a mind control struggle and (you) are going to lose and become his b***h which also serves as a middle finger to Alastor
Maybe he'll even have it recorded and broadcasted
Undecided on how kissing with Vox works though
Simple, kiss the screen and feel the static
Hellborn demons are the most fricked group in the helluverse by quite a bit. Heaven might have opaque criteria but at least humans get a chance to go there. Hellborn demons are stuck in hell from the beginning and unlike angels they aren't immortal (except for royalty.) Plus lots of them are treated like literal animals.
Lucifer is kinda fricked for allowing this tbh, he sucks ass
People realize his real form is some weird amalgamation of eyes and wings and his humanoid body is basically just a suit of clothes he created to not freak people out right?
I don't think that applies for archangels like Luci. They're all portrayed as humanoid.
It applies most of all to the elite angels. There is no god in the Hazbin universe, they are eldritch abominations that popped into existence one day. Watch the way they are portrayed at teh state of episode 1
God has been already established in Helluva. IIRC Keenie said not to say the lord's name in vain and there's a poster while Colin is doing paperwork where God is drawn as a muppet.
they already revealed lucifer's true form
Is there any basis for Lucifer's true self being a fricking six winged duck?
ducks are a herald of springtime, new beginnings, and the end of sadness.
no
Yes. Isaiah 6:2 and the Parable of the Sower.
Holy shit, that little frick's true form is so big he has planets orbiting him. Guess they call him the morning star for a reason.
dumbass, his dream was to make humans with holy spirits. You are his dream that was too hard to defend because we are frick ups that constantly screw up the gift of free will and creation we got from birth of that unholy union, our original sin.
the "purges" in the show... you ever heard of the flood? you ever wonder why god did that? Why was it required is a damn good question.
Less than 72 hours until our boy get into Heaven!
Right?
#
I think Adam and Vox were meant to be long-term season 1 and 2 material (time frame, 6 months on each season). Where Vox and the Vees were common antagonistic forces in the episode, while Adam was the impending doom day that is concluded in season 2. Then it’s revealed that Vox was the mastermind behind the entire operation instead of Adam, meaning that in extermination day, Vox would be at his highest seat of power yet to finally conclude his rivalry with Alastor.
You can see this in episode 1 when Adam‘s once-a-year exterminations was changed to every six-months to justify the stupidly rapid pacing of events. Faster reveals (IE who killed the angel) and quickly establishing almost every single important/relevant character in each episode before the finale (Rosie/Lilith, Mimzy, Emily, Sena, that episode 3 family, Lucifer, Adam, Lute, Sir Pentious, Vox, Val, and vee-girl).
If Lucifer's true form is that of duck composed of pure energy or a creature of eyes and wings then how did he produce offspring? Did he mix his energy with that of Lilith or create a set of artificial DNA?
Smiley girl, we must test your DNA. Give me a strand of your hair!
Charlie simply manifested from the ether one day singing her gay little songs.
best line in the entire game
>ddlg
Can someone explain what that is, I have a feeling I don't want it in my search history.
daddy dom/little girl dynamic
Daddy/daughter incest shippers get tight about their ships being labeled that. They're separate things
yeah one's incest and the other is like a... fantasy dynamic thing
Wow, you really do learn something new everyday on the World Wide Web.
you really do. I still believe most of folks here are just trolling/memeing. Its just one or two degenerates, that are trying to derail the thread
TL;DR father x daughter incest
If Lucifer is a duck, does that mean his...well, you know...
oh my
and if charlie is part duck, then Vaggie sure has an interesting pathway to explore when she gets down there
Charlie is a swan
Lucifer: "Char-char now that your mother is gone, Hell needs a new queen, and I know just the right princess for the job!"
Charlie: "Uhh..."
Lucifer: *gets down on one knee* "Will you, Charlie cakes, make me the happiest father and husband in Hell?"
KYS INCESTgay
reminder that in the eyes of the fandom, rape fantasies and ships are fine, but incest ones are not
because reasons
I do often think it's funny that Charlie is literally the anti-Christ .The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Princess of this World and Lady of Darkness
>Charlie: "Dad... no... I'm with Alastor."
Does the rules of incest even apply to a supreme being like Lucifer? I could have sworn gods literally fricked their sisters.
Don't have enough information to go off of in canon.
Stella did have strong incest overtones with her brother that I heard was intentional to convey Lannisters.
And Millie and Moxxie did that thing of pretending to be siblings and then fricking on stage.
Only evidence we get as to an incest taboo is Beelzebub finding Satan without his shirt on hot and then being disgusted with herself because he's "like a brother" to her. So I think it'd be safe to say that Luci may still have hangups about it as a leftover from angel times if nothing else. But he can always delude himself and overcome that hurdle, I mean, he's Lucifer. That's his thing.
Charlie's views on the matter would be harder to pinpoint but I think she can also be swayed.
Does Lucifer have nightmares of grandchildren that look like Alastor
Sinners cant have kids silly anon
Charlie and Alastor together are powerful enough to will it into reality.
So did Carmilla just luck out by having both her daughters end up in hell with her
We literally do not know.
I guess it's a sweet? story of a cartel family staying together in the afterlife
No because Alastor is still a sinner demon and therefore he can't reproduce
For Charlie to have children she'd have to breed with another hellborn
His nightmares don't have to be logical. It's his irrational fear.
Charlie is just freakishly tall now
Why did everyone look better in the pilot
I wish we still had those doodle shots from the pilot.
They're still around here and there.
Imagine Red Eye Charlie futa raping Pilot Charlie.
So many of these old/new comparisons have errors in them, like old Charlie never had the red under her hair swoop, (though the picture looks a little reddish overall implying colour bleed from a red background, but still it's like a lot of new shit tends to gets retconned into old Charlie).
This one isn't so bad, but bugs me how that seems to happen, and the red under the hair is a detail that is a very silly change, just to make her hair look like horns, even though she has other horns that have nothing to do with her hair when she goes demonic. Just a terrible decision Viv.
Charlie wasn't totally comfortable with Alastor touching her all the time in the Pilot. Now she's grown to love him.
They touch hands.
The Devil has brought you a gift.
Do you accept?
funny how good this design is when it’s not in vivzie’s style
Okay....it's cute. When are we going to start slaughtering angels
Ha ha ha! No
#TOTALHEAVENSUPREMACY
Man I forgot a lot of details from the opening
>there is no God or Jesus, Lucifer just exists
>Ugly dindu nuffin “Angel of Color” Sera is one of the original angels
>Sera created Earth and Adam and Eve, not God
>Sera and the other nignog angels banished Lucifer from heaven, not God
>Sera decided on the extermination, not God
>Evil and “Root” existed before the original sin, and is clearly the same smiling face you see on Eve, and created hell
So what I’m seeing here is there is no God or Jesus or Paradise Lost feud
Sera is just their standin for God who created everything and is the ultimate authority
The Eve/Root thing is why Sera is keeping hell’s power down and will be the future conflict
—and most importantly we are NEVER gonna see God or Michael or Gabriel or Raphael or any of the heavenly host, only the ugly nignog dindu nuffin painted nails puffy gummed inflamed nostrilled concave skulled “angel of color”. Dropped.
>We are NEVER gonna see God or Michael or Gabriel or Raphael
And that's a good thing. Cast is bloated as is. Plus Viv portraying them will just lead to more criticism.
It’s a pity, most of what I was excited about was just muh paradise lost lore. If the only angels there is are Sera and Emily it’s lost all appeal now
if michael ever does show up and he jobs even slightly(and by jobbing i mean a tagteam of all overlords, sins, lucifer and charlie somehow managing to give him a bruise) i will personally firebomb vivzies house in minecraft
You're clearly very attached to your fanfiction.
okay buttblasted asstroony
If he did show up the fight should be solo him vs Lucifer from Paradise Lost, when Raphael and Gabriel said the powerlevel between the two was so great even their angelic minds couldn’t comprehend what was happening and that it just looked to them like two solar systems were colliding
“Among the constellations war were sprung, Two planets, rushing from aspect’ malign”
and then idk Charlie can sneak up and grab Michael’s cuts-through-everything sword or something
Ugh, modern Abrahamic canon is so boring. Feels like a 14-year old’s OC in terms of power level. “Oh the greatest evil in the universe got soloed by God’s underling, that’s how awesome YHWH is, his bodyguard is more powerful than like Zeus would be.”
Gimme some stakes, Abrahamic mythology.
If you prefer it this way, Michael only wins because his sword gets empowered by god to cut through anything, so when they clash swords it cuts through Satan’s and straight into his body. Before that they said it could go either way and that one fight would decide the fate of heaven, since God can’t interfere in things directly if Michael lost and would just have to accept defeat. And then the real fight is supposed to happen later when Christ is born and Satan comes back
But if you want a really fun anime bible story look into Gnosticism, where God is the final boss and Jesus is the demonic powerup you must harness
I mean it’s fine with me if YHWH is broadly the good deity, I just find it more interesting if he’s not perfect or completely untouchable. I think Exodus is
more interesting if you view him as being complete cut off from his worshippers by the power of Egypt’s deities; that’s why he latches onto the first autistic stuttering murdering sheep farmer he can find to be his prophet - he just needs the in to access his worshippers and draw power from them - THEN he can unleash his Plagues to fight for their freedom.
lol that’s pretty funny, I like that.
Yeah a lot of bible stuff reads like they’re jumping about trying to simultaneously say how powerful god is yet also excuse why any of these stories happen at all if he can do anything
still too easy for michael against lucifer in a 1v1. Remember he soloed lucifer and 1/3rd of heaven during his uprising and dragged him to hell while lucifer was begging, shouting and kicking not for him to do exactly that. Michael is the end all be all apart from the Trinity.
>muh religion needs to not be boring and my God must not be perfect
kys pagancuck, go do your own thing with your own gods but dont make mine worse when you dont even believe in him
>Remember he soloed lucifer and 1/3rd of heaven during his uprising
He explicitly does not.
source
>dantes kekferno
kys
Revelation 12:7. Not that I expect Christians to know the Bible.
>Revelation 12:7
>Then war broke out in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back.
yeah he had some help, but hes literally the "Group at 99% of power" meme
Source?
my 20 inch wiener you gayster wienerbawd
I'm going to guess that the show is going with the idea that Lucifer was a former Seraphim before he lost his position and was kicked out of hell. We can see in the intro song and in Episode 5 that there are 6 other figures who cast Lucifer (and Lilith) to hell, which supports this argument.
I wonder if Sera replaced Lucifer as a Seraphim? Though that then begs the question of where does Emily fit in, so perhaps whatever Lucifer's rank was is outside of Sera and Emily's position/rank?
Didn’t Michael have help witch some super magic weapons from god specifically to fight Luci
Neon Genesis Evangelion is usually considered part of the apocrypha.
According to HB and Sera's sheet, God DOES exists in this setting
"Speaker of God", which is gonna be a Metatron figure, who speaks on God's behalf.
I think they’ve dropped that, Sera seems to make all the decisions herself now
Do you guys really think that she would have made him justice in her representation of him?
frick no, but everyone always holds out hope, no matter what
I dunno if I need to see Michael in this show. What I *want* to see him in is something like God of War. Maybe Kratos can go to the Middle East and fight a bunch of Babylonian and Egyptian deities, and Michael can be a surprise guest representing a certain Levantine deity.
I mean she’s black but she’s not THAT black. Do you honestly want to see vivzie make Michael a tumblr sexy man to fuel her fujo addiction and have him be in a borderline incestual yaio relationship with Lucifer?
honestly i assumed this was just hell's version. Maybe it's not 100 % coirrect
These threads have been pretty good and I know it's all going to go to hell (lol) if Adam dies
Adam is the depressed divorced father of all sinners. He is the heart of the show in order for the premise to work, especially on an emotional level.
Buddy nobody outside of this board thinks that
That’s because they don’t love and understand our grandpa.
Adam dying would be a baffling choice because his counterpart Eve is obviously part of the larger picture with the Roo + missing Lilith shit. If you get rid of him for good you're severing numerous important opportunities and potential in the narrative of what the hell happened between the two- and more importantly how they interact with each other and a plethora of other things that would make this post far too long to read. Not to mention his beef with Lucifer and Lilith, though I wouldn't be surprised if they did some rushed interaction between apple-satan and the dickmaster just to give the fanbase some scraps with the ridiculous break-neck pacing. There's just no reason to kill him when you've hardly had him do much of anything still.
This, if Viv wanted to kill him like a throwaway villain she should've made him an OC or some irrelevant angel like Abaddon
I feel like in the last two weeks of really diving into this I've learned a lot from Viv but it's a lot of what NOT to do
Do NOT dedicate to a controversial premise with something involves a touchy subject like religion with dark, uncomfortable implications if you cannot stick to your guns and your creative vision
Do NOT constantly explain yourself and issue apologies
Do NOT offer unsolicited opinions on current happenings on your social media
Do NOT cave in to political correctness although it can be argued Viv always leaned towards the sjw side of things she definitely gives in to peer pressure on certain subjects
Do NOT abandon the people who helped bring your vision to life in the first place (the original voice actors and animation talent)
Do NOT brag about your big ebic plot twist among all members of your stuff and then post the final villain on your twitter when her name gives away everything about her
What else am I forgetting lol
I think Vaggie and Charlie being together is cute in terms of appearances but man do I wish they felt like a real couple. Vaggie being a dull emotional support cushion and nothing more gets boring after it keeps happening in every single episode.
is funny how Charlie has more chemistry with everyone but Vaggie
Her design is cute but that's because she is one of Adam's daughters, her personality and voice is dull as frick.
Literally the most romantic moment in the entire show so far, and it [allegedly] wasn't intended to be so.
uuuuuuugh why is nothing in this show animated on ones?
>the only reason they made him 5'8 (the quintessential manlet height)
What the frick are you talking about?
fit here, 6'1 is the new manlet cut-off
Alastor isn't real...
FOR NOW!
Undecided if I want Vox to fully hypnotize me into being his bawd or if I want partial awareness that leads to mindbreak
And now I'm thinking about him short circuiting if he gets too excited and electrocuting me
Lots of thoughts tonight
Spider anatomy means when Angel Dust cums he webs.
Spider anataomy has their intestines start at their brain, So every-time he gets fricked its Tag:LiteralBrainFrick/CumOnTheBrain.
Val's spit/cum/blood/sweat/piss is basically drugs/aphrodisiacs which Angel is literally addicted to, So its also Tag:Drugs/AddictedToSex.
All this coaleses into the perfect candidate for mindbreak
>angel dust gets redemption&gets in to heaven
>arives at the gates of heaven as a actual woman instead of a troony.
If that happens, I will laugh so hard.
Angel Dust isn't a troony, he's just a turbogay.
Vivzie has said countless times how Angel Dust isn’t a troony. He dosent want to be turned into a women
The roo shit isn’t real right? That’s way too much of a moronic asspull to where It might be real
There's a planned character, named Roo, who Viv said she was very excited for but would not appear for a long time. Anything else you've heard is most likely fan fiction.
If she's being added what will even happen? If they beat her does everyone magically stop being an butthole?
> If they beat her does everyone magically stop being an butthole?
No, then they have to fight the demiurge
What'd I just say?
>Anything else you've heard is most likely fan fiction.
Can someone post the sir Pentious 'do a sex with me.' quote box.
Sir Pentious slithers up to you and asks this
How do you respond?
Yes this, but it was formatted as an actual quote like
>"Do...A sex with me?" - Sir Pentious
With a black&white screenshot of Pentious saying it in the corner.
here you go.
I'm good.
this is literally how Cinemaphileners flirt. Try to figure out why those attempts end up in sexual harrasment sometimes
we don't flirt, moron, i unironically haven't spoken to a woman i'am not related to in like three years
eight, if you don't count occasional minor smalltalk
Sir Pentious fricked more people in 1 night than the people ITT fricked in years. I'd love to have his game.
Honestly, Instead of this 'Root of Evil' stuff they should have just have made the final big-bad some H.P. Lovecraft horror from outside the universe which frightens both the Angels and demons, With the reason the other Angels got angry at Lucifer for giving people free-will and un-ordering the world being that it gave people the ability to invoke/evoke it, and take actions which awakened/pleased it, which would in turn draw it closer to the earth and heavens+hell, Which is what the other Angels were afraid they would do if given free will
Bigger bad third party is a tired trope, awful
muh trope
Nobody has successfully evoked a decently Lovecraftian feel on screen to date, much less made it work together with zany comedy and superpowered angels and devils. And unspeaking faceless antagonists are boring.
>muh cliche
>muh stereotype
>muh chestnut
>muh unoriginal writing
>decently Lovecraftian feel
vidya games did, look up bloodborne
>muh screen
dying outdated medium. The internet demon will frick up the voxes and alastor next 2 eps quick enough
>The internet demon
you mean this b***h?
Honestly would watch a spin off of the Vees
>internet demon
>not on Cinemaphile
bullshit.
>Vox telling her to behave
>Valentino calling her "my babydoll"
They're all fricking aren't they
Kinda hilarious since before the new personality she acted more like their daughter .
I like this better tbh
Imagine the foursome with them
Took you long enough to figure it out.
>spinoff of a gang featuring one rapist
Would be a first for animation. Not even Family Guy did that.
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>insane millennial b***h
Velvet is more compelling than almost every other character despite having little screen time
I want to touch her midriff so badly bros
Her fashion doesn't look Gen Z at all.
She's social media. Or fashion or something.
Not the "internet demon" more broadly.
If there was an Internet Overlord they'd probably be stronger than all 3 V's combined.
Zoomer Demon
Internet overlord IS VVV combined
I want them to frick me until I black out
>look up bloodborne
And how many august entities transcending time and space and the comprehension of man do you beat up with a big sword so you can collect their sick drops?
At risk of Viv stealing from my (published) work and without going into too much detail I just have to say that as someone who is a writer of original fiction I love angel and demon OCs but instead of this Abrahamic dominated spin on it I just made it so that they are empowered by different forms of emotional energy
They are two halves of a whole and while they don't always like each other they acknowledge that humans will always be a mixture of "good" and "evil", to put it simply.
It's so weird to me how she is essentially writing bad fanfiction of Abrahamic scriptures
Did she ever address at all other religions and their place in the series?
Or is it just that the israelites and Protestants were right so deal with it?
Did you have any trouble getting published because of your neurodevelopmental disorder?
His head shape is like ones of those birds you put with its beak in a cup of water on your desk.
This undead wendigo son of a b***h polluting Charlie's half-angelic/half-human hellborn womb with his corrupted human sinner seed.
>Sir Pentious was meant to be a "villain of the week" character just for the pilot
>Was so good that he managed to be promoted into one of the main characters for the full series
>ends up even more loveable in it as well as one of the few consistently good characters
>Only to end up dead by the end of the first series and/or booted out of the main setting if he gets redeemed for a lousy gag
I cast a thousand horrible curses upon ye, director, and a thousand others on all who worked on this and had the power to prevent this from happening but didn't
I need lucifer to sing this
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>You better save the date c**ts, because we're coming to your hotel, FIRST.
What's her problem
She needs a man
>angel
>kills sinners
>bashes the chaggie gay relationship
>hot
she's perfect
>she's perfect
agreed
too qt
for her own good
It needs to be thursday already so the inevitable disappointment can come and go, and this series goes back to being off my radar again
I don’t know if they will kill off Adam when the staff have stuff like this on their screens.
Considering how little screen time Adam has had, I'd be disappointed if they killed him this early.
I think they’re probably going to kill Vox off super early to fulfill Alastor’s arc on ending his rivalry with him once and for all. Any arcs in season 1 (Angel Dust doesn’t actually want to go to Heaven yet, so it doesn’t count) seem to end on this season.
>The Animation Lead of HH is on the urge leaking the show from posting Adam x Lute content.
Wat? And we are supposed to think they’re going to kill Adam off?
Didn't the Leaker only say that an antagonist is killed, not specifically Adam? I don't recall exactly what they wrote but they I think they were a bit vague.
I’m guessing that a Vee member is getting killed off in the finale because they were involved in helping the exterminators more violent and merciless from Vox’s hellish brainwashing technology (hence the hellish designs of the helmets Adam and Lute wear).
Which means, in the finale, Adam will be unmasked and Logo has plenty of Adam x Lute content about it.
Bro come on.
Sovl
How old is that tweet just out of curiosity?
14 hours
Velvette is the vee member that's dying 100%
Vox has fujo armor and otherwise less screentime
Velvette has beef with the chick that secretly killed the angel, so naturally she wants to kill her
Velvette has no emotional weight with the main cast making her death meaningless. Moreover she's not been antagonistic to anyone in the main cast. Calling out the Arms Dealer Overlord means nothing. I don't even know why that b***h got two songs when she's such a fricking nobody.
>shares her second song with vaggie
It's like they said to themselves, 'lets make this episode as vacuous as possible' and succeeded.
>making her death meaningless.
Except for Vox, whom Alastor loves to torment.
No one would care if she got killed off by Nifty.
Didn’t Velvette also pushed the overlords into the death trap of getting killed by the Exorcist?
It’s Valentino, the only one who’s actually built up any real hatred from the cast and who’s actually had sufficient screen time.
What else does she store in there?
Im not even sure why they included cherry bomb at all. This show cant help itself but introduce/reintroduce at least 3 characters per episode
The writers in this series are stupidly interested in Sir Pentious x CherriBomb
and Adam x Lute. Far more than they do for any other pairing.
Adam x Lute
Oddly enough, Pentious and Adam share the same VA.
>Sir Pentious x CherriBomb
I like it too
Goddamn, even the roach has more character than Vaggie.
Who's the fricking roach
Minor character, no lines. Appears when Charlie is showing her father around the hotel.
>The writers in this series are stupidly interested in Sir Pentious x CherriBomb
Well if Pentious dies then clearly they aren't that interested.
>Pentious and Adam share the VA
>both die
Poor guy got kicked off early
They've had them idling on the brain too long. Less "how shall the characters and story support each other" and more "how do we crowbar in all our cool characters while we've got a chance".
>idling on the brain too long
That explains the whole show tbqh.
It explains the Alastor wank, the Charlie + Vaggie non-relationship, the lack of proper introductions in the first episode, the breakneck pacing, the extra characters, and the crackhead heaven vs hell plot.
New episode 7 leak just dropped: https://youtu.be/RBb2WNUBseg?si=p81RLbkk4YVIA_W1
It's such a weird direction to take the show in, what was Viv thinking?
I mean, they ARE available
>episode 7 is called Hello Rosie
i wish the songs were longer, maybe vivzie will release a full musical album where each track is longer
Episode 7 sneak peak
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wow alastor and charlie actually talking to each other like they should've at any point prior to ep 5
Is it cut right before a song?
I'm guessing it cuts right before it takes us to Carmilla who will be convinced to share with Charlie how they can kill Exorcists
I hope so, all the Alastor songs so far have been top tier
I wonder if it’s a false flag for them to kill off the Exorcist because Sir Pentious, a mad genius, worked for Vox before and would be able to recognize the helmet’s technology.
I think Pentious will try to kill an angel because he heard from Eggboi about them being able to die.
The angel was killed by an angel.
Ah frick, you have a point. Why else would the show make the point of having the eggbois tell Pentious about it even if he dismisses it at first
canon charlie feet
>Invincible exorcists
I understand this is a way to bring back the plotline through eggboy and then Carmilla but like, why not just ask Vaggie?
They will find something strange about the technology that’s attached to the angel head. Since it’s obviously hellish in origin.
>Vaggie is MIA
>Charlie feels like she can't trust her word (for now)
>Vaggie genuinely didn't know that angels could be killed
Why does Alastor have a low taper fade
that's a shadow
Alastor's hairstyle genuinely haunts me I have no idea what it's supposed to be
It's supposed to be ears. He's a deer, for some reason (furries I assume).
Bad dad
>Alastor jumping into bed with Charlie.
Guys…
Always nice to see alastor being demonic.
>Alastor's speech about smiling
Knew it. Inject this shit right into my veins Viv.
So what, Is Alastor actually not happy and is like super depressed or smth?
That he uses it as a mask to hide what he's truly feeling on the inside. it doesn't need to be depression or anything Stolas like. He usually does it to hide the fact that he's pissed(see vs Lucifer and when he gets dissed by Carmilla Carmine)
Carmine dissed Alastor and caused Exterminations (what she takes advantages of) to become worse?
She’s dead.
Regardless of much Adam despises the sinners, Alastor does indeed know that he is still their father. So to proclaim to kill the angels is to proclaim Adam’s head on a plate. It doesn’t help that wars between heaven and hell will get worse.
He actually miserable most of the time beneath that smile. But Charlie's presence makes him happy;.
Alastor in bed with Charlie... what could this be... also he's exploiting the rift between her and Vaggie
The Charlastor shippers have been redeemed
We never went away.
>Alastor being so comfortable in Charlie's room AND bed
>Very touchy with her
Vaggiecucks why do we keep losing???
Alastor literally just has free reign in Charlie's bedroom to come and go as he pleases.
Charlie having hooves freaks me the frick out.
Vaggie will sacrifice herself as repentance for lying to Charlie and also to make way for the Charlie + Emily ship
the meaning of the show is completely lost on everyone but I love it because unlike you morons I know things.
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My guess is-
>Killing angels works at first-
>Adam only becomes more determined to kill every sinner around and includes Charlie into his death list for the crimes of killing holy angels.
>They need to rethink their plan and Lucifer needs to save Charlie.
Why would Charlie approve of killing angels?
Dumb desperation that backfires.
Or maybe, Charlie is faced with a dilemma of killing the angels or not, but she realizes that something is strange about the mask on the corpse’s head and finds mind-altering technology.
Again with this moronic fanfic?
If the creepy sci-fu helmet looks like it was created from hell, it must be from Hell and it must be made by a technician in hell who mass produced these things.
the show retells the gnostic interpretation of the creation myth from genesis and up through just before the sacrifice of Christ, where the show is currently. Someone is going to die to pay for those souls to get to heaven.
Our lord and savior, Sir Pentious!
>Gnostic Christian doctrines rely on a dualistic cosmology that implies the eternal conflict between good and evil, and a conception of the serpent as the liberating savior and bestower of knowledge to humankind opposed to the Demiurge or creator god, identified with the Yahweh from the Hebrew Bible
BRAVO VIV
>Someone is going to die to pay for those souls
best Jesus telling I have seen in literal ages.
s-sugoi Viv-sama...
Wait… Could the Angel Sir Pentious be killing actually be Carmine (a secret fallen angel, as Velvet has quickly noticed) instead of the Exorcist?
Since with his powers, he can brainwash others to end their own lives. And Carmine has so much to gain from all of the lost angel weapons than any other sinner, and was the one who killed the angel in the first place to provoke this conflict.
What about mdlb?
>Sir Pentious needs to know that angels are killable, so he can kill an overlord fallen Angel.
Huh.
My guess on the death list are:
>Angel fodder
>Carmine (who benefitted from the exterminations the most)
>Velvet (Alastor’s stab in Vox’s back)
>Sir Pentious (righteous sacrifice for love)
>Hello, my dear.
she wants it
Why is she so undeniably hot? She is giving me a stiffy just by looking at her razor sharp jawline
Look at her disgusting feet.
Not a footgay, non-issue.
How is this conversation somehow going to lead to Charlie going with Alastor to the cannibal town and meeting Rosie which somehow leads to Charlie forgiving Vaggie?
It'll lead to them fricking on her bed.
Imagine.
Viv caves to Charlastor shippers and has Charlie commit an infidelity on Vaggie with Alastor, Which then becomes a piece of drama for the next season
Never gonna happen but I wish it would.
>Alastor getting injured and Charlie having to undress him and treat his wounds in bed, seeing his scars in the process
Rushed bad writting AKA vivzie being a hack
Rosie is Charlie’s mom. Please understando.
But if Alastor is telling Charlie about how you can injure/kill angels like that scene seemed to be lining him up to do, How the hell does that then relate to them having to go see Rosie for some reason? Even if she is real-Lilith
Cannibals are going to war against Exorcist simply to eat their flesh.
gonna drop this if Adam and Pentious both bite it, they're by far the most fun characters
Adam is given way too much love from the Staff and Viv for him to die. He isn’t even married to Lute yet for a step-mom joke.
cringier than zutara
>Vaggie can't go a week without getting cucked
I feel bad for her
Vaggie is the lamest character after Carmilla
If Lilitih is Rosie, would she steal away Lute for Adam to chase her over and tease him.
(Fully clothed) bed-time with Alastor and Charlie…
Alastor jumping into bed with Charlie with no warning.
Alastor kicking his hoovsies back and forth while laying tummy down on the bed
Alastor sliding his head into frame as Charlie says the words ‘worst overlord in hell’
He’s just so precious.