>The only straight white cartoon couple established the past decade is questionable at best in regards to grooming
Why is this shit so funny
>The only straight white cartoon couple established the past decade is questionable at best in regards to grooming
It's even funnier that Vanessa was originally some assistant to Doof before being changed to Daughter cause they liked some lines from the VA. Ferb either was gonna end up alone or get a random if Vanessa didn't get him.
All over reactions in the thread aside; I think Vanesa was 15, despite her design, and Ferb 10-11. It is a lot when one is going through puberty and the other isn't, but by the time it's 15 and 19 or 16 and 20, and not to mention 18 and 22, it's hardly worth mention.
Legally, up to 5 years is usually considered safe, within common sense obviously, and depending on the country.
Cool digits.
Doof says she's 16 and I figured the boys were like 12. So 4 year gap is fine. Plus, wasn't it Ferb the one pursuing Vanessa throughout the show?
yes, I've fricked a 12yo when I was 17
>Ferb either was gonna end up alone or get a random if Vanessa didn't get him.
>check em
i thought she had a crush on ferb
It's also just a big casting joke.
>grooming
Zoomer mutts are an embarrassment. They care so much about anti-pedo shit but they go around posting "OwO cummies" or retweet degenerate lewd furgay shit like the homosexuals they are. Bonus points, they're autistic and are gay/lesbo/trans/non-binary or all of them.
>A romance between an 8-10 year old and a teenager is perfectly normal
Up until 60 years ago, yes, yes it was.
To developed first world European countries (something America isn't), yes.
Oh you guys still do pederasty?
>pederasty
Sad amerimutts and their silly 18 year old age of consent laws. Might as well talk about Japan's age of consent law while you are at it.
>So none of them?
Let's see... You got Norway, Finland, Denmark, Ireland, Switzerland, Austria, Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, Luxemburg, Iceland, Croatia, Poland, Greece, Spain, Portugal... And at one point Sweden, France, Italy, and the United Kingdom, but not anymore...
That's quite a lot. And most of which are economically better than Burgerland.
>Japan
That's a legal misinterpretation. Basically, the state law says 12, but all of the districts have supplementary laws that de-facto raise it to 18. I think you need to either marry the girl and/or have her parents' permission. Which is completely reasonable. Why the hell should the government have more say regarding someone's kids than the parents?
>And most of which are economically better than Burgerland.
Not only terrible English but financially illiterate as well
>has low taxes because of corporate lobbying
>gets a bigger portion of his brutto salary than Europeans as result
>"I'm rich"
>needs to save all his life to send his kids to school or have them acquire crippling debt
>gets mild cold
>is now a literally bum because his life savings were wiped out by the hospital bill
>stays a bum for the rest of his life because all the social programs are shit
>calls other people financially illiterate
>Is now a literally bum because his life savings were wiped out by the hospital bill
This is how I know you're a financially illiterate Redditor who has never worked a day in their life
No, I just never had to worry about hospital bills. Because my country just heals you if you're sick. No expensive insurance plans that conveniently don't cover the exact treatment you require.
>No, I just never had to worry about hospital bills.
Same because I have actual insurance it and it covers the bulk of just about everything and didn't have to pay 45%+ tax and not afford rent like Euros
Again, Redditor unaware of other cultures who sees a misleading post and thinks that's the definite thing.
>blindly hates taxes just because his corrupt mess of a government can't spend them well
>calls me a redditor
>the rent meme
Nowhere is rent more extreme than America. I can rent a nice two bedroom flat 15 minutes walk from the center of my country's capital for the price of some dilapidated hovel in NYC or San Francisco. And if I want to go to the countryside, it would be as cheap as anywhere in countryside America, but I'll have wonderful infrastructure. You country is managed like a circus, and you're a clown for looking the other way because they buy you off with lower taxes.
>Nowhere is rent more extreme than America
Even for the massive expensive big cities alone you mentioned it already is behind multiple countries in Europe/Asia so already wrong so there's not much more to discuss with you given your viewpoints are entirely based off your opinion.
https://247wallst.com/special-report/2021/09/06/the-most-expensive-countries-to-rent-a-1-bedroom-apartment/5/
Though I will say, infrastructure is nice here (objective 3rd to 13th best worldwide, see https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/rankings/well-developed-infrastructure or https://www.statista.com/statistics/264753/ranking-of-countries-according-to-the-general-quality-of-infrastructure/) and everywhere here has endless nature that is essential for human living
>Not only terrible English
Mutt, you took the original European English and ruined it. Lol, you mutts spell "favourite" as "favorite" or "theatre" as "theater".
What did those laws accomplish? Oh right it allowed savage migrants to rape all the girls LOL you frickwad
>developed first world European countries
So none of them?
b***h you’re so bad even Ferb was smart enough to leave you lot lmao
What romance moron, he had a crush on her, she never gave a shit about him until they were older
>
YES
A platonic one, yes. Which is what they had. I don't remember an episode where she fricks him while he's still in grade school.
The Zoomer definition of grooming only exists to ignore how much actual grooming is in your communities. I understand, it makes you feel uncomfortable
>The most depraved porn your great-great-grandparents would find you insane for enjoying is normal
I can tell just by the way you talk
You touch your niece, zoomer groomer.
>zoomers are so socially inept, that they think being nice to someone to make them like you is some sort of sith mind trick
Ferb and vanessa are a shitty couple anyway
There's no way this is the only straight white couple, it's not even a recent example. Quit pulling my leg, OP.
>grooming
let me guess, you're a mutt. shouldn't you be licking your israeli masters boots
>let me guess, you're a mutt. shouldn't you be licking your israeli masters boots
No I’m not European
If the israelites are stopping you from raping children then they sound based
bump
Zoomers are mindbroken by mundane shit like this, how long until they try to cancel that one episode of malcolm in the middle
I remember nobody giving two shits about this back when the show was airing, NOW it's a problem, why did nobody complain back THEN?
The world gets dumber every month
What do you expect from a generation that communicates through texts and literally uses an app to find someone to frick? Their social skills are completely nonexistent. That is why they are easily manipulated and label social skills as evil brainwashing as result. Remember when you were expected to give a girl gifts and be really nice to her if you liked her and wanted a date? That's considered evil and called "lovebombing" now. You started a relationship with someone you knew before they were 18? Grooming. We literally should ban social media. It's making people forget how human interaction works.
It will retcon in that new Phineas and Ferb season.
Could see them making Ferb bi given Isabella/Phineas has to be the untouched definite endgame
Doubtful but possible
Does Ferb really need a love interest
Yes, to reinforce his chad status.