> "The original cartoon came out in 1937, and very evidently so. There's a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her. Weird! Weird! So we didn't do that this time," Zegler said in the interview.
He meets her in the woods and sings to her…man this movie is setting up to bomb so hard due to PR alone.
People have been making jokes about how creepy it is to kiss someone in their sleep for literal decades
At least try to invent some new controversy
Technically she was dead when he kissed her, and even if you argue she wasn't he thought she was dead
If you ask Dworkin et al. it is very anti-feminist to want to fall in love.
He might have been a creep, but at least he was a gentleman creep. The whole thing would have been a lot more awkward if he'd satisfied more carnal needs.
jesus it's just a kiss you turbo virgin
Try kissing someone in their sleep and see how that goes for you. Will the negative consequences be because everyone else in the world is a turbo virgin?
M'kay, but Snow liked him so she sure as hell wasn't going to give him shit for it.
A girlfriend isn't going to get mad if the first thing she wakes up to in the morning is a kiss from her lover.
Do you go around casually kissing corpses?
Not asleep, magically-induced coma which everyone mistook for sudden death. So it's more comparable to walking into a wake and making out with whoever is in the casket.
Has nobody ever seen an aunt / grandma give their husband a last light kiss in the casket, through tears? Shit broke my heart at my granddad's funeral at age 11
no one here attends funerals they're basement dwellers
>"You can't kiss a girl who's unconscious! You need her consent!"
>"Hurry, she's unconscious! Give her CPR, quick!"
... I'm pretty sure it is anti-feminist to want to fall in love.
not 'creepy' just out of nowhere. the modern concept of creepy is so young that if you don't remember a time before it, you shouldn't be here.
What are you talking about?
Off White and the Seven Individuals will be an instant classic.
underrated
>Anyway why won't a guy stalk me?
every live action disney remake has made over a billion dollars
cry about it.
Mermud didn't
What about the black mermaid? how many billions did that make?
Little Mermaid did like literal shit all over the world, but did decent enough in USA,
So what's the narrative for that? are we supossed to assume that everyone outside USA just hates black people?
People outside USA are more aware of woke propaganda.
Not in Europe. Not in Australia. Where?
Europe and Australia are ~~*controlled*~~ by bankers.
>are we supossed to assume that everyone outside USA just hates black people?
More like they hate the shitty life action remakes even more.
Not hate. Just don't care.
I wouldn't say everyone but something in that vein
We are less subverted than you, so we like them way less than you do.
Last time I checked only the Lion King "live action" reached that.
This is bait.
But Mulan only made $70million on a $200 million budget.
Mulan was a terrible film, but I think its purpose was to get people into D+
lmao its purpose was to be on cinemas, then the 'rona happened and they changed everything.
if you don't remember some cinema workers and owners destroying the cardboard stand ins, you need to check that shit back cuz its hilarious.
I honestly don't remember, but I do remember that it was hyped as the big "buy Disney plus" thing. Then I watched it, and it sucked, then I moved on.
>if you don't remember some cinema workers and owners destroying the cardboard stand ins, you need to check that shit back cuz its hilarious.
>French Cinema Owner Destroys ‘Mulan’ Pop-Up Art In Protest Against Disney’s Decision To Skip Theaters.
>https://deadline.com/2020/08/french-cinema-owner-destroys-mulan-pop-up-art-protest-disneys-decision-skip-cinemas-1203005960/
My sides are hurting.
>cry about it
lie about it homosexual
>every live action disney remake has made over a billion dollars
Why are you lying?
>4 movies out of 18 made over $1B
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Disney_live-action_adaptations_and_remakes_of_Disney_animated_films
>Cry about it.
Why? It's gonna flop and I'm gonna laugh hard.
Too bad they also cost many times over a billion dollars to make...
I an utterly convinced those are false numbers and Disney is just money laundering, because I can’t find anyone who watched the live action movies beyond the Jungle Book one.
Cinemaphile and /misc/ are making this a bigger deal than it actually is, do you morons really need to seethe everyday? Can’t you guys like… get some fresh air
Is chuds, not truly /misc/, Chuds live to seethe, is all about outrage, they find seething over children media more interesting than real politics.
They're falling for the very obvious outrage marketing, trying to get people to hate watch it and hate tweet about it so it gets more coverage.
"Outrage marketing" is not a thing you homosexual. You shills jut don't want people trashing your idol company.
>"Outrage marketing" is not a thing
But it should be, shouldnt it?
It fricking is you moron. They get you angry so you'll do the marketing. It's a fricking trap. You can hate this shit but you're spreading word about it more than the corporations at this point. You're a fricking puppet.
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/navigating-storm-rise-impact-outrage-marketing-gabriel-tejam
People who work in marketing say otherwise.
>"Outrage marketing" is not a thing
But it's a real thing. Think of it as a "negative and inorganic word of mouth" type of marketing tactic.
It's cheap/free and it works almost everytime.
>Velma
>House of the Dragon
They both used on purposes to piss off chuds and attract homosexuals like you.
Isn't Hollywood literally in the middle of a collapse that no one cares about precisely because they spent years engaging in outrage marketing?
hard to say whether its their own fault or due to the recession
If the recession was to blame wouldn't it be impacting every other entertainment industry, like video games?
>executives utilize sleazy marketing tactics to exploit internet rage for free marketing
>this is somehow the fault of the writers, actors, and workers who are striking for better pay and conditions against the sleazy executives who did the thing that you're mad about
Oh yea, the executives are the ones who force writers and actors to go out and say stupid shit, of course.
That's why every writer and actor is always saying stupid shit, and definitely not just a subset of morons and narcissists.
As we all know, Keanu Reaves is constantly going out there talking about the patriarchy and male privilege and all that jazz when he goes out to advertise John Wick.
>the executives and the people in charge of marketing don't give the creatives their talking points when they're doing press tours to promote a project
What fricking bizarro universe do you live in?
Yea, they must be stalking them while they post said stupid shit on social media too.
Including years after whatever film they were shilling is already out.
Must be one of those iron-clad contracts.
Man, you really need to tune out of the weird echo chambers you hang out in.
I accept your concession.
Anon the majority of celebs either run their socials though people first, or they have someone else in charge of it. It's all controlled. It's all marketing. They have PR people on call at all times.
>House of the Dragon
The most prominent black dude got his fricking head chopped off for mouthing off.
Doesn't negate the point.
It is a big deal. This is bad for our culture. You're just a leftist gay who doesn't care because you support this shit
>our culture
except they dont support it. THey are just angry bitter losers who want everyone else to be as miserable as they are, so they will rant and rave about how amazing something is, even though they will never support it monetarily, and then when it bombs, they will still blame everyone else for not paying for this slop.
Seething over imaginary grievances is all these people have anon. They could go out, get some fresh air, and see that the world isn't so bad, but that requires being proactive and trying to live their lives productively. It would also require tacit admission that they are the root of much of their own personal problems if it's so easy for them to change, and so they never will.
>They could go out, get some fresh air, and see that the world isn't so bad, but that requires being proactive and trying to live their lives productively.
I give this advice to people who think they shouldn't have to pay their student loans.
Zegler is legitimately hot and I don't care how she acts in interviews.
she may be considered "hot" for an average person you see on a sidewalk, not for a blockbuster actress that plays a role that is mentioned to be the most beautiful in the entire land. Gal Gadot, who plays the jealous stepmother, is far prettier than her. Just look at them side by side and the only reason why you know who is playing who, are their heights.
>Gal Gadot, who plays the jealous stepmother, is far prettier than her.
Not in that picture.
>Gal Gadot
>pretty
Nice try
>Zegler is legitimately hot
m8 her head is a fricking square
Maybe he's a robotboy fan?
> 2022 Kristen Stewart > 2012 Charlize Theron >>> 2023 Gal Gadot > Zegler (only for the breasts) > 2012 Kristen Stewart
i don't care about ameriisraelite slop
Pretty simple answer. It's not the same people as it was 90 years ago.
This was my first exposure to the idea thay things can get worse over time if the necessary skills, infrastructure, and culture are neglecting.
Neglected*
Read the article and it's not SLAMMED, It was the most milquetoast mean tweets ever. The agerage anime tweet has it worse. MSM being entirely right wing sucks, because it's just perpetuating the same lame ass narratives so people bored with their lives can feel like civilization hinges on products consumed and engagement on data harvesting websites.
Since when is MSM right wing? Last time I checked, Fox News is the minority.
Because people here operate on a different wavelength from reality.
Go on any dating site right now and see the hordes of women who just want to be serenaded by a knight in shining armor. Where are they? You tell me. Women are craving traditional romance and chivalrous manly men, yet will call themselves feminists and shame what they perceive as "toxic masculinity" - when will these idiots realize they can't have their cake and eat it too?
Because woman are moronic. They literally have the mentality of children and bring autistic homosexual men down to their level of intelligence, hence Liberal weenies
It's like they grew that b***h in a lab to be as unlikeable as humanly possible.
who's butthole did she lick to get hired?
don't worry we'll know in 20 years when her looks begin to fade, and she rats him out to get a few more seconds of attention.
>Implying Hollywood will still exist in 20 years
bold of you to assume that
truly I've made a fool of myself, but then what will girls like her be doing if they can't b***h about normal things while making millions of dollars anon?
bro i'm starting to think you never heard of european cultures or truly loving someone. When someone dies especially recently it's not that uncommon to kiss them it can be a sign of respect or love. I'll extend and olive branch and say it's usually on the cheek or forehead.
>truly I've made a fool of myself, but then what will girls like her be doing if they can't b***h about normal things while making millions of dollars anon?
kill themselves hopefully
try 10
>Implying Hollywood will still exist in 20 years
>bold of you to assume that
I want the strikes to go on for at least a few years just for that industry to die already.
I don't give a shit about writers, actors or the executives I just want that woke cancer to stop.
>le hollywood will collapse any day now maymay
If anything you’re just going to see a hyperfocus on highly marketable garbage with smaller and smaller budgets, not the complete dissolution of the hollywood system. Things will get even worse, not better as these companies try to regain lost revenue streams.
Not that anybody actually cares.
We can always hold out hope that California finally sinks into the oceans and kills them all
Honestly, westerners can't do romance anymore, it's just genuinely not in their blood.
They're too jaded, hateful, and homosexual nowadays.
Barbie staff told their writers and actors to stfu.
Girls love when chads stalk them. I remember the popularity of Twilight
In the book the prince stumbles upon a seemingly dead Snow White lying in her glass coffin during a hunting trip. After hearing her story from the Seven Dwarfs, the prince is allowed to take Snow White to her proper resting place back at her father's castle. All of a sudden, while Snow White is being transported, one of the prince's servants trips and loses his balance. This dislodges the piece of the poisoned apple from Snow White's throat, magically reviving her.
Disney change this to Snow White being revived by a kiss from the prince.
I thought people in 1937 were based nazi punchers. Did Cinemaphile lie to me once again?
Actually if your were against fascists before the US entered WWII you were listed as a "Premature Anti-Fascist" and considered a communist threat after the war.
All the belligerents in WWII had more in common with one another than with any modern person.
That goes double for the American Civil War.
Basically this photograph. Everytime I see it it makes me laugh.
The only way to actuallly modernize Snow White is to make her a twink and replace the dwarves with thirsty goblin girls.
It is anti-feminist, because feminism just embraces women's inability to feel true love.
I dont see what the problem is. She is white for an american