The original is the only good one

The original is the only good one

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is dumb fun. The rest are shit

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The original is the only good one
    tell me one instance where this isn't ture.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teenage mutant ninja turtles.
      1 sucked, Secret of the ooze was kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        touche

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad opinion and I love SOTO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the first one was also good tho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-man 2 >>> Spider-man 1 > Spider-man 3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pleb opinion

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blade Runner

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lotr

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MI:2 improved on the first immeasurably.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        MI:2 improved on the first immeasurably.

        based

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does he shoot at it again one last time after the car explodes and it's rolling over in front of him? what is that last bullet supposed to do?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate his stupid haircut so much

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        delet.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worst possible opinion of all, can only assume fake and gay bait post

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >baldzoomzoom detected

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect example of how shitty John woo movies are. Action over everything else.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love MI4.

      The first four are great movies. The rest are trash.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The first four are great movies. The rest are trash.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rogue Nation, Fallout, and Dead Reckoning are fricking terrible. Cope and seethe troony

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Rogue Nation, Fallout, and Dead Reckoning are fricking terrible. Cope and seethe troony

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fallout is a contender with best in the entire series.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's definitely not. Only a Sneederjeet obsessed with Henry Cavill would say this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >high speed chase
      >bullet hell shootout
      >no shakeycam
      frick action scenes used to be so good. this one is pretty silly but it's still better than almost anything getting made today.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      based

      Perfection

      >purposely clips stuff from the last 10 minutes of the movie
      is china paying you to shill for woo films now?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love MI4.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked them all tbqh.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that looks really fun

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were all a fun watch except for the first one, which was actually quite dark and chilling at times.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >which was actually quite dark and chilling at times
          lol wut its a spy movie i played the n64 game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the original is great, two or three can be considered good

        no real poster likes them all

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed, but MI2 is fun for the style and action.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *reloads fists*

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also it's the only one that embraces the noir spy and cold war conspiracy aesthetic.

    The MI:1 plot literally filtered millions, so it was necessary to dumbed down with each iteration.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first movie stands alone as a great spy thriller.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was the haircut I asked for in 7th grade

        Sir Tom looks best with long hair.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am no Tom cruise my friend

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not many people are.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when im done with a long day of samegayging on Cinemaphile

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >samegayging
          If only.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can tell that chink just loved this gimmick soooo much

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was the haircut I asked for in 7th grade

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like it when it came out because the whole point of the show was the ensemble crew using their skillsets to pull off a crazy as operation, Ethan Hunt just went superman and did every role himself. The second one was alright but I was into John Woo at the time. They make good superspy flicks but they were horrible Mission: Impossible flicks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amen brother

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also it's the only one that embraces the noir spy and cold war conspiracy aesthetic.
      That and the recent one. goober.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes by far

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original is kino. The others are flicks.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movie underrated as hell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried watching the Amazon version and it just wasn't as good.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The other day I randomly remembered how when this movie came out, the music video for the MI theme song was getting played on MTV almost constantly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The other day I randomly remembered how when this movie came out, the music video for the MI theme song was getting played on MTV almost constantly.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's time for bed, gramps.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOAST

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    McQuarrie was a mistake

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the torture scene in 3 always makes me laugh, they are trying so hard to make it serious but it's so fricking bad, in a funny way

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it bad?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the restraint that movies had
    a guy on a rope would be a gripping action scene

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all good. Even 2

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw them as a kid. Decided to watch the first 3 last year.
    1 is OK for 90s movie, but it's funny when they talk about the internet. You could get a away with a lot in the 90s.
    2 is bad
    3 is fine, but the one I remember the least.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love them all except 3

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OFFICIAL RANKINGS
    1=4>6=5>7>3>>>>2
    1 is almost perfect. 4 brought the franchise back from the grave. 6 is elevated by Henry Cavill and has better breathtaking moments than 5. 7 is still good, just obviously affected by Covid protocols. 3 is hard-carried by PSH. 2 is straight trash, John Woo hackery.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trash ranking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct ranking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct ranking but replace "hackery" with "SOVL"

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was planning on watching this today and heres a thread about it.......

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not that special

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i forgot ving rames was even in this. also mixed up a lot of the plots from MI1 and MI2 in my head. thanks for reading.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The original is the only good one
    The 1960s TV show?

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only bad one is 3

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one's elevator death scene gave me nightmares when it came out when I was a kid.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most recent one was terrible like 1 long action sequence with zero thrills

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >depalma
    garbage

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