>the precise moment where all hope for Star Wars was lost

>the precise moment where all hope for Star Wars was lost

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of many things that made me realize Georgie is not right in the head whether severe autism or what

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't he suffering from jungle fever

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this scene for the first time and thinking "whoa, I thought Tron and the last starfighter were as good as it got back then". Kek.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was the proboscis scene. too far, george

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sy Snootles, also known as Miss Snooty, was a female Pa'lowick singer and part-time bounty hunter. The former lover of Ziro the Hutt, she killed him on behalf of his nephew, Jabba Desilijic Tiure, after Ziro abandoned her. Snootles was also a spy for the Hutt Clan and later become the lead vocalist for the Max Rebo Band. When it split up after Jabba's death, she resumed her solo singing career.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and she was a good friend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was
      rest in peace

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine her sucking 2 feet of Hutt meat

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WRONG
    It was this moment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lucas included this but not the scene where luke meets his friends and we get lore about the rebellion being over the empire nationalizing land

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but i thought marica lucas was responsible for editing? i mean she saved onions wars in the edit!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were divorced when the special edition was made and he wouldn't let her touch it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both wrong.

      • 5 months ago
        rockystreams

        I think I agree with this. Mostly because I have never seen any starprostitutes that came after rotj.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hammy Despecialized and project 4k83 exist. If you watch the special editions you're a moron.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you talking about?
    That song bangs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bangs AIDS patients

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. one of my favourite things in Return of the Jedi

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt this literally worldbuilding?
    I mever got the hate to this
    It feels alien and from a galaxy far far away
    The 50’s diner is worse than this tbh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jabba's Palace originally had a perfectly grimy atmosphere for an alien crime lord hideout. The new song George added years later was jar jar binks tier homosexualry that completely destroyed the setting.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But why would a guy, who lives in a 'palace' live in a shithole with shit accommodations? If he's throwing a party it would make sense he'd bust out the...Star wars currency to hire a proper band.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what shall we name this new musical number?
    >something... Star Wars-y
    >something... fun
    >something... that rocks
    >I've got it!
    >Jedi Rocks!
    Brilliant, George. Brilliant.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      insanity and i don't even get it. isn't jedi plural so this is like "cars rocks"? what does that mean?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gredo shooting first was the sign that Lucas had lost it and didn't understand what people liked about Star Wars

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the original song was perfect for a sleazy party full of scumbags. Jedi Rocks is fricking moronic and awful.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe sequence and visuals but if you haven't watched the movie since you're a kid and give that a whirl you're going to be maybe surprised to find out, the original movie is also cringe. There's cartoon capers and slide whistles playing right from the start

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >George Lucas: "The scene in Jabba's Palace was supposed to have a big musical number, but unfortunately, we ended up with only a couple of shots. Now, thanks to digital technology, we're able to turn this scene into the real musical number that it was supposed to be in the first place.
    There's no way this was true, but George said it. It's the kind of thing that Rian picked up on to make his horrid casino etc. "Hey george wanted big-band musical numbers in the OT, they just didn't have time heheh, now we do, here you go nerds, eat it up"

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