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all shit, actually
>I LIKE THING
>Well I don't like thing
>YOU ARE WRONG LEONIDAS
we're reaching levels of shit-eating that shouldn't be possible
It's a meme but "Don't ask questions, just consume product" is real here.
> #2 on Screenrant list of Top 10 Podcasts for StarWars Fans (June, 2021)
Apologize.
All trash
This would be somewhat clever/funny if it wasn't presented in the form of a webcomic
>If you know you're not going to like something you are a fan of you still HAVE to consume it otherwise you're TOXIC
It's making fun of the idea of good/toxic fans, you mental morons
I know you homosexual. I'm just giving my input.
>Live Thunderbird Reaction
Even though I think you should give most things a try before passing judgement, but eventually you have to learn if it looks like shit, smells like shit, it's probably shit.
And people have a meltdown if you pass on a show or movie because you've learned to avoid things you don't like as if you HAVE to consume every piece of media.
This is the worst opinion I have ever heard.
It's true tho.
If a fan has some standards and critiques a movie or game, they are labeled as "toxic", but if they gobble up any pile of shit put before them they're labeled "good".
"Good" fans are shills who hurt franchises and the fanbase more than any toxic fan does.82j222
It’s even simpler
>astroturf: good
>actual reaction: racist
This is the most obviously ironic image of all time why are people replying to it as though it wasn't
You're in a twitter screencap thread.
Worse than that, you're in a star wars twotter screencap thread.
Because even though the picture is ironic you can still talk about the idea behind it in general.
The idea behind the image is the girl on the right is a paid shill.
Yeah but there are non shills who act like that too.
There’s no reason to think that unless you’re face to face with someone saying it.
Yeah and that happens in real life. Speaking from experience.
And I, of course, have no reason to believe you.
That's a good way to cope with being a fricking moron
Cry more gay.
You're on a site full of people who barely understand English
And those people will try to claim “film is a visual medium”
Because human beings are more autistic than ever and take everything literally. I think internet and especially social media will ultimately kill off irony, sarcasm and satire once and for all.
>the money in the back pocket
>everyone misses the point
misses the point
they still think the strip's defending the "good fan" despite both pics having literal shit on a plate
And the girl on the right being paid.
Girls dont play games
>hehe haha time to post BAIT on CinemaphileCinemaphile hahaha lololol
TFA - SHIT
TLJ - DIDN'T WATCH
TROS - DIDN'T WATCH
Solo - DIDN'T WATCH
Rogue One - BORING
Mando - DIDN'T WATCH
Boba Fett - DIDN'T WATCH
Kenobi - DIDN'T WATCH
Andor - DIDN'T WATCH
Ahsoka - DIDN'T WATCH
Rebels - DIDN'T WATCH
TCW - DIDN'T WATCH
Resistance - DIDN'T WATCH
Tales of the Jedi - DIDN'T WATCH
Visions - DIDN'T WATCH
You may be better served tweeting those responses to that Tweeter
I am shadow banned and out of numbers to create new Google accounts
I have that beat
70s star wars movies - DIDN'T WATCH
80s star wars movies - DIDN'T WATCH
90s star wars movies - DIDN'T WATCH
00s star wars movies - DIDN'T WATCH
TFA - DIDN'T WATCH
TLJ - DIDN'T WATCH
TROS - DIDN'T WATCH
Solo - DIDN'T WATCH
Rogue One - DIDN'T WATCH
Mando - DIDN'T WATCH
Boba Fett - DIDN'T WATCH
Kenobi - DIDN'T WATCH
Andor - DIDN'T WATCH
Ahsoka - DIDN'T WATCH
Rebels - DIDN'T WATCH
TCW - DIDN'T WATCH
Resistance - DIDN'T WATCH
Tales of the Jedi - DIDN'T WATCH
Visions - DIDN'T WATCH
I haven't seen a single minute of any star wars ip lmao
That's just being an NPC
Dirt - GREAT
Poop - GREAT
Piss - GREAT
Diarreah - GREAT
Bile - GREAT
Barf - GREAT
Snot - GREAT
Cum - GREAT
Smegma - GREAT
Everything is great to eat if you choose to taste what's great about it. Your perspective determines you're reality. We need to get back to looking for reasons to enjoy food rather than reasons to criticize it.
Cum is pretty great though. Feels good to blast that shit out.
Into your own mouth?
waste not want not
If you like everything you have no taste.
Like literally.
>just ignore all the bad parts and it'll be good
yikes
No, it's trash. Disney deserves to die.
>from a certain point of view, shit is good
Good is a point of view, Master Anon.
If you think ANY of those are great you are no Star Wars fan. It's literally Disney taking a shit on the corpse of the franchise.
The term "space opera" is very fitting for the Lucas SW movies (1-6). The music is fantastic, it basically carries the entire show. The dialogue is oftentimes hammy, Shakespearean, but genuine. Nothing takes itself seriously and yet the story feels grand and epic. The result is something engaging and endearing.
Disney Wars failed because at its core it hated what made Star Wars, Star Wars. Yes, it tried to reuse characters, planets, and basically the palette. But it failed everywhere else. The music was mediocre and by the book, the story nonexistent and uninspired, and perhaps worst of all, it took itself seriously. It tried to be gritty, realistic, and deliberately atmospheric. It lost the soul. They aren't all that fun to watch, even if many of them are well made, they're just forgettable sci fi like many other movies.
Rogue One, for instance, feels like one of the best of the Disney movies. And yet it's still quite forgettable, because it's a boring, by the numbers, gritty and realistic sci fi movie, it isn't Star Wars.
I think it's more like, Lucas did take it seriously in the sense that he wanted to tell a story and entertain. He didn't pull off everything well but it feels more sincere compared to modern entertainment, in spite of the criticisms it gets
JJ took it seriously in the way that modern fans want Star Wars to take itself seriously and it came off insincere
Rian took the messages seriously but didn't take the story seriously and it came off insincere
I like his "sick of all this shit" expression
haven't watched any of these besides mando which I dropped a few episodes into season 3
mediocrity is GREAT!
Anyone got the image about being in a shit eating contest with a Star Wars fan? Seems like the appropriate response but I don't have it.
the last jedi broke people's brains.
rian won.
Biggest Consoomer of all time. Gives Moviebob a run for his slop-eating.
Someone post the Squidward image.
Found it. Took awhile.
tales of the jedi was great yeah, the EU one
Fanboys/lovers are way worse and way more annoying than haters. We need to gatekeep hobbies more effectively
Facts. So many franchises are in the shitter thanks to lack of gate keeping from fans, inclusivity allowed "inclusivity" to hijack and crash everything.
>i autistically hyperfocus on one aspect of the show lasting 1/28 of it and ignore the rest
every review ever, including this shit board
>you're reality
Opinion discarded, he sucks gay wieners
TFA - Serviceable.
TLJ - I wanted to like it, but in a "twist" one second after revealing that, I didn't.
TROS - HIGH-SPEED STAR WARS!
Solo - Shit.
Rogue One - Boring Shit.
Mando - Good, OK, eh.
Boba Fett - More like Bacta Fat, amirite?
Kenobi - Baby Leia Adventures; feat. the worst actors you can possibly hire.
Andor - 100x worse than the Ewok movies.
Ahsoka - Live-action Rebels.
Rebels - Didn't really watch.
TCW - Didn't really watch.
Resistance - I don't what they were doing here, but it got worse in season 2.
Tales of the Jedi - Didn't watch.
Visions - Booooooooo! Go back to Japan!
>all Brand is great if you consoom hard enough
What slop fiend
Weird how I didn't have to choose what is great about the Original trilogy
Before Disney turned Han into a deadbeat dad and killed him in TFA
Before Disney turned Luke into a molesting uncle and killed him in TLJ
Before Disney turned Leia into a failure of a statesman and killed her in tRoS
Before Disney turned Chewbacca into a serf in Driving Miss Daisy Palpatine
I've seen a grand total of one and a half of those movies.
I saw the first one but didn't bother with anything else, I always thought star wars was over rated anyway so I had no attachment to this franchise and when I heard snoke (the only thing I found interesting in TFA) gets killed off with no explanation of who he is or anything I just couldn't be bothered watching any of the rest, Ren was a whiney b***h, Rey was bland as frick, Finn was kind of interesting being a storm trooper deserter but was also a Black person and I legitimately didn't realise Poe was meant to be a main character till I saw people talking about him being one
>everything is great if you lobotomize yourself with left-influenced self-delusions. We self-gaslight ourselves into believing our own shit. Just like a troony that thinks they're an actual woman. If i dont recognize reality, then whatever i say is real, is in fact real.
You almost have to respect the fortitude these ppl have in ignoring the very obvious and very blatant truth about almost everything in their lives. If the unhinged leftist wasnt so dangerous, then Id probably want to sit down and have a few drinks with one of these ppl as I, with a smile on my face and a touch of charm, pick apart their entire worldview. Youd be surprised at how easy it is to change their minds on something theyre militant about. Its all about the approach. Remember its not what you say, but how you say it that matters. For the non-virgins on this board, so like 3 of us at most, you can frick some sexy liberal white girls very easily if you challenge them without being a dick about it.
Shit has nutrients in it. Can I feed him a shit sandwich and watch him eat it, screaming the whole time "it has nutrients tho. The bread is whole grain! There's good things in there, it's great!"
Isn't he a little old for this sort of thing?
If everything is great it just means that you have no standard
Everything Is Great Means That You Have No Standard, And That's A Good Thing
Having standards is racist. The expression was first used to described the standard procedure that should be followed prior to buying a slave, such as checking dental health etc. This is not in any history book because they were written by white men. Here's how to uncondition yourself from standards in 12 simple steps, step 9 will surprise you.
Imagine ever watching any of this trash. It's so embarrassing.
Star Wars has always been absolute garbage and the enduring following it has generated is frankly baffling.
You need to be white to understand.
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ok
ok then meh then shit
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nobody cares
can't watch 200 épisodes to undertand that
can't watch 70 épisodes
the frick is that?
the frick is that?
the frick is that?
the frick is that?
>The problem was always you, Cinemaphile
no, the problem is some people have grown to enjoy the taste of shit, and can't understand why anyone else wouldn't enjoy eating it for every meal like they do
Everything besides Rogue One, Andor, and Mandalorian season 1 and 2 is shit.
Do people actually listen to all these fricking podcasts about whatever random field of interest these losers have?
Not really no. They on average have about a few hundred listeners.
Yes, people listen to things they interest them.
You should find 'Being a single mother raised homosexual' podcast for yourself.
>if you ignore the bad parts of the shows/movies then they'll be good
Holy frick that's crazy
i guess the holocaust is great then, too.
Jesus they have shitted out alot of star wars crap in 8 years
They've had nothing that long, probably longer. When sequels started becoming super popular, I can tell that's when the israelites of the world got lazy and stayed phoning it in. Every now and then something unique comes along but that's gobbled right up and then shit out with the "creativity and love" we all know today.
The sequels weren’t really popular. People gave them a chance because they couldn’t be worse than the prequels.
5 > 4 > 8 > 6 > 7 > R1 > 9 > 1 > 2 > 3 > Solo
>your perspective determines you are reality
what did he mean by this
>Your perspective perceives your reality
2+2=5