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The Prophets say Major Kira must marry me
>i can should sex
Would this series be better or worse if you removed Sisko and the Prophets plots?
Keep Sisko, remove the Prophets.
even the baseball stuff?
season 7 stand alone eps are just like leftover scraps from the ideas book before the show ends
I liked the baseball stuff.
the think the prophets stuff was an interesting take on organized religion since the prophets were really just wormhole aliens fricking with humanoid life
Improvements to DS9
>Remove the prophets
>Remove Worf and his Klingon bullshit
>Tone down the Defiant and it’s over powerful, size shifting depending on the ship it’s fighting, bullshit.
If you added keep the original Jax or whatever her name was and keep Gul Dukat dead after seasom 3-4 I think it'd be perfect
Remove the prophets, keep Sisko. Remove Worf, rework Jadzia so she has character beyond "I'm a Trill." Kill Keiko and Cassidy.
Mr Worf distract the Cardassians why I beam aboard and steal their tv.
>be Gul Dukat, proud leader in the Cardassian government
>make an impromptu visit to Terok Nor to hit on Major Kira and leer at her ass, maybe bully Garak a little
>vibing through the promenade, people fear and respect me
>might as well go to Quark's frick it
>bump into Worf and he spills his prune juice all over my beautiful Cardassian armor
>this primitive beast starts explaining how this is a sacred klingon destiny ritual written by some guy who got lost in some caves 10,000 years ago and now we have to fight to the death
>what the frick
>order my men to shoot him but the prune juice turns into a goo shield also known as the local sheriff
>get put in jail for attempted murder and have to wait for officials to arrive and clear it up
>finally get back to my ship, on the way to Cardassian space
>fricking sisko stole my tv again
Why would the federation do such a wicked thing
the prophets said that the promenade is now the Designated Shitting Promenade
kinda cruel casting yates to play sisko he probably thought the entire show was actually real
this is the canon ending to the series
>ahhh i wanna tell a storyyyyy im going insannnneeeeeee
>Planet Stay: Space Mall Nine fan
>moronic ESL
Checks out
>Emissary business aside I must say that you are truly a credit to your race, Ben.
the prophets said jax is my wife now, worf
>the prophets said that Keiko is...
You go right ahead, Captain.
Remove Sisko
Remove Prophets
Remove Humans
Revolve around Ferengi and Quark
simple as
was miles a sex tourist?
He was a nonwhite (irish) senior NCO in the military
It's typical for them to marry asians, usually some hooker they fell in love with when they make a portcall in SEA
Then you'd better start counting him as Irish cause I've only seen white and asian servicemen marrying asians. Blacks usually just get other black women or white women.
-t. sailed in SEA
counting him as white* my bad
white is a social construct, it doesnt even make sense. just say british
seen whites and Black folk both pick up their slope eyed wife bagging the groceries at the commissary
t. east coast
>verification not required
have sex
Kinda funny that sisko had sex with a version of dax and kira during the series
the most based captain in all of star trek
Dukat tried that already.
it kinda worked
It did for a little until Kira showed up. I guess it doesn't matter since he fricked probably dozens, if not hundreds of naive cultist b***hes.
he fricked kiras mom
Then broadcast it on the Promenade during the occupation.
Ok then I'll have sex with your wife. Oh wait! She's dead! Haha frick you
the prophets said that wasnt funny and now you have to suck quarks dick in front of everyone on the promenade
>that episode when Sisko discovers it was Garak leaving bananas on his desk
I want Kira to sit on my face.
the prophets said kira has to be naked at all times
How much money do you think Quark made off of the Russian-Kira holoprogram
Settle down, Dukat.