[...] >having shower arguments with Frank
LMAO you guys would piss yourselves if anyone saw your browser histories.
Stop samegayging homosexual. You don't know this Anons, they might tired of life and/or Psychopathic and or Sociopathic for all you know.
A gun is not a Superpower, we have guns in real life, and if this guy that goes around killing people for shit like this got you there, then what's the fricking point of going out like a b***h?
People make stupid impulsive remarks in dangerous situations all the time. It's how street and bar fights get lethal. Attributing bravery to it is something you chose to do.
''I don't know Frank, killing somebody without due process, what's that called?''
"Marriage!"
"Consent is nothing but a israeli psyop to control natality rates."
Tuesday
What is it called when you kill thousands of people just because you're angry, and some of them are teenagers and sometimes all they did was fricking jaywalk? Also what's it called when you do that shit but you also never kill any actual monsters or serial killers or super villains?
Anon, we're obviously just messing around. What do you want me to say? I'd probably say the same shit the dudes in the OP image said in that situation. Like, no shit I'm gonna be terrified if I have a gun pointed at me by a psycho like Castle if he was real. My mistake for thinking this wasn't just a pure Punisher wank thread I guess.
Anon, we're obviously just messing around. What do you want me to say? I'd probably say the same shit the dudes in the OP image said in that situation. Like, no shit I'm gonna be terrified if I have a gun pointed at me by a psycho like Castle if he was real. My mistake for thinking this wasn't just a pure Punisher wank thread I guess.
>only defenseless civilians
That's what you think pedos, sex traffickers, and... I want to say drug dealers (I'd imagine Frank's attacked them to, but I can't say for certain) are? Defenseless civilians?
Kek he is seething
Reminder Frank is a psycho, too
Oh shut the frick up. Women were not getting beaten and raped all over the 50s. Laws were already on the books against raping your spouse on the federal level, they just weren't codified into every single state until the early 90s. It's like that law in Iowa that says it's still legal to shoot Native Americans if they gather outside your house. I dare you to shoot them and test that law.
What is it called when you kill thousands of people just because you're angry, and some of them are teenagers and sometimes all they did was fricking jaywalk? Also what's it called when you do that shit but you also never kill any actual monsters or serial killers or super villains?
Yeah fricking right, he just likes killing people who can't fight back. Defenseless people like in picrel. He's to pussy to ever even fight anyone real.
>some of them are teenagers
Have any examples of really fricked up teens who would get Frank's attention turning it all around? >sometimes all they did was fricking jaywalk?
Care to post some examples? >but you also never kill any actual monsters or serial killers or super villains?
Frank does kill serial killers though. I don't think Frank CAN kill someone like Carnage though, he lacks the means.
>I'm better than you, because when I deal with someone, I DEAL with them >But only defenseless civilians, I can't kill anyone else. >What? It's too hard.
>only defenseless civilians
That's what you think pedos, sex traffickers, and... I want to say drug dealers (I'd imagine Frank's attacked them to, but I can't say for certain) are? Defenseless civilians?
>can't say for certain
This fricking psycho gunned down about twenty three teenagers just for selling each other a little weed. It's the last scene in the show. Also yes, all those people he killed are defenseless. Look at OP's image. Look at just about every time he kills anybody. It's just a person, no weapons or powers, begging for his or her life. Usually fricking jaywalkers and shit.
>It's just a person >Preys on the weak >It's just a person >Rapes kids >It's just a person >Kidnaps children from their home to sell them to pedos as sex slaves >It's just a person >Makes snuff films with trafficked kids >It's just a person
Criminal scum are not 'just' people. They're people, but they're not 'just' a person.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Those first two are LITERALLY frank. Also he doesn't kill those people who do that. He literally only kills regular ass defenseless people. He literally goes out of his way to let a pedo live. He has never EVER killed a superviallian or even tried to, because he's a little queer. He ONLY kills innocents now, it's that simple. He may have killed like one guy who was sort of bad once. But he just likes murdering so much that he couldn't stop.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Anon why are you justifying pedophilia? Is this why you're angry at frank
Because if you knew he was he'd cut off your balls and shoot you in the head like you rightfully deserve.
The real shame would be him not killing your mother and father to for managing to raise such a freak.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
AAAAAAHHHH
uhhhh no chudcel you're the one who wants to do that. Turn yourself in.
AAAAAAAHHHHH I'M GOING FRICKING CRAZY!!!!
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
He gets no respect i tells ya
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Those first 2? Preys on the weak and rapes kids? What are you talking about, what kids has he ever done this to? More importantly, Frank is just a regular guy too, are you under the impression he has superpowers or something? He kills beasts like Barracuda and armed gangsters, usually who outnumber him by double digits. I don't think "defenseless" is a fair assessment of the majority of his kills. He does kill defenseless sex criminals but who cares, frick em.
>It's just a person >Preys on the weak >It's just a person >Rapes kids >It's just a person >Kidnaps children from their home to sell them to pedos as sex slaves >It's just a person >Makes snuff films with trafficked kids >It's just a person
Criminal scum are not 'just' people. They're people, but they're not 'just' a person.
You're a sick frick defending any of that
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You are defending that! You're literally talking about fricking frank! He is just a person who preys on the weak! He KILLS kids, worse than grape. He doesn't film kids but that makes no difference because he kills the kids just the same! And he kidnaps them, to kill them after "getting information" out of them. YOU'RE THE ONE FRICKING DEFENDING ALL OF THIS!
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
uhhhh no chudcel you're the one who wants to do that. Turn yourself in.
I'd rather get shot than having to live with the fact that I'm such a worthless human being that not even fricking Frank considers franking me worth his time.
Oh, Mark wanted it! Look at what he was wearing! The pic you posted isn't a man ashamed at being taken against his will . . . it's a man who knows the ginger prostitute he has oneitis for doesn't even come close to the grip of the Viltrumite pussy he was lucky enough to have.
>come back to this thread to find some homosexual say Frank isn't fair
yes he is. he values the lives of the criminals he kills just as much as they did with their victims.
Every girlfriend ive ever had Frank how are you not in jail? You’re not a hero you are a serial killer with a logo and a website…leave me alone i have to raid on world of warcraft in 10 minutes.
"Why are you asking me what rape is, Frank? I'm a middle aged cripple with so many health problems I haven't even had an erection for over a year now. Do you even have the right address? Because this neighborhood seems more like a meth related plotline than a rape one."
your wife is dead, she couldnt tell me she doesnt want it.
None of you would be so brave when you got a gun pointed at you.
In this hypothetical scenario I'm a Marvel Civilian so not only am I brave and quippy but I'm also completely moronic.
>Make thread asking question
>People answer
>"NO. NO. NO. NO. NO-"
What's the point?
Speak for yourself
Second its not about bravery its about not giving a shit.
Stop samegayging homosexual. You don't know this Anons, they might tired of life and/or Psychopathic and or Sociopathic for all you know.
A gun is not a Superpower, we have guns in real life, and if this guy that goes around killing people for shit like this got you there, then what's the fricking point of going out like a b***h?
Calm down spazoid
You'd be surprised.
>implying I want to live
>your mother
>unironically
>pic related
People make stupid impulsive remarks in dangerous situations all the time. It's how street and bar fights get lethal. Attributing bravery to it is something you chose to do.
Yes I would, sweety. 🙂
>having shower arguments with Frank
LMAO you guys would piss yourselves if anyone saw your browser histories.
Anon, we're obviously just messing around. What do you want me to say? I'd probably say the same shit the dudes in the OP image said in that situation. Like, no shit I'm gonna be terrified if I have a gun pointed at me by a psycho like Castle if he was real. My mistake for thinking this wasn't just a pure Punisher wank thread I guess.
Holy crap you two really are gutless worms lol
Oh sorry, I mean I would teleport behind Frank with my katana and cut him in half, before saying ''nothin personnel kid''
nah you proved your a b***h at heart
>frankgay is still seething
shut up homosexual
Kek he is seething
Reminder Frank is a psycho, too
My browser history is more embarrassing than legally dubious.
Well, the good news is he's not gonna shoot you. The bad news is he's not going to shoot you. And we're going to be here a minute.
She's alive and divorce raped Frank who is no longer The Punisher.
''I don't know Frank, killing somebody without due process, what's that called?''
Punishment.
"Marriage!"
Best response in the thread.
You joke, but within living memory it wasn't actually considered rape to force yourself on your wife, even in the western world.
Oh shut the frick up. Women were not getting beaten and raped all over the 50s. Laws were already on the books against raping your spouse on the federal level, they just weren't codified into every single state until the early 90s. It's like that law in Iowa that says it's still legal to shoot Native Americans if they gather outside your house. I dare you to shoot them and test that law.
"Hey I tell ya I thought about joining the Justice League. They said I oughtta join the Suicide Squad!"
Should've stopped scrolling here, this is where the thread peaked.
Read it in his voice.
"Consent is nothing but a israeli psyop to control natality rates."
Tuesday
What is it called when you kill thousands of people just because you're angry, and some of them are teenagers and sometimes all they did was fricking jaywalk? Also what's it called when you do that shit but you also never kill any actual monsters or serial killers or super villains?
Work in progress.
Yeah fricking right, he just likes killing people who can't fight back. Defenseless people like in picrel. He's to pussy to ever even fight anyone real.
What's it called when you don't read comics?
/co/
>some of them are teenagers
Have any examples of really fricked up teens who would get Frank's attention turning it all around?
>sometimes all they did was fricking jaywalk?
Care to post some examples?
>but you also never kill any actual monsters or serial killers or super villains?
Frank does kill serial killers though. I don't think Frank CAN kill someone like Carnage though, he lacks the means.
>I'm better than you, because when I deal with someone, I DEAL with them
>But only defenseless civilians, I can't kill anyone else.
>What? It's too hard.
>only defenseless civilians
That's what you think pedos, sex traffickers, and... I want to say drug dealers (I'd imagine Frank's attacked them to, but I can't say for certain) are? Defenseless civilians?
>can't say for certain
This fricking psycho gunned down about twenty three teenagers just for selling each other a little weed. It's the last scene in the show. Also yes, all those people he killed are defenseless. Look at OP's image. Look at just about every time he kills anybody. It's just a person, no weapons or powers, begging for his or her life. Usually fricking jaywalkers and shit.
>It's just a person
>Preys on the weak
>It's just a person
>Rapes kids
>It's just a person
>Kidnaps children from their home to sell them to pedos as sex slaves
>It's just a person
>Makes snuff films with trafficked kids
>It's just a person
Criminal scum are not 'just' people. They're people, but they're not 'just' a person.
Those first two are LITERALLY frank. Also he doesn't kill those people who do that. He literally only kills regular ass defenseless people. He literally goes out of his way to let a pedo live. He has never EVER killed a superviallian or even tried to, because he's a little queer. He ONLY kills innocents now, it's that simple. He may have killed like one guy who was sort of bad once. But he just likes murdering so much that he couldn't stop.
Anon why are you justifying pedophilia? Is this why you're angry at frank
Because if you knew he was he'd cut off your balls and shoot you in the head like you rightfully deserve.
The real shame would be him not killing your mother and father to for managing to raise such a freak.
AAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAAHHHHH I'M GOING FRICKING CRAZY!!!!
He gets no respect i tells ya
Those first 2? Preys on the weak and rapes kids? What are you talking about, what kids has he ever done this to? More importantly, Frank is just a regular guy too, are you under the impression he has superpowers or something? He kills beasts like Barracuda and armed gangsters, usually who outnumber him by double digits. I don't think "defenseless" is a fair assessment of the majority of his kills. He does kill defenseless sex criminals but who cares, frick em.
see
You're a sick frick defending any of that
You are defending that! You're literally talking about fricking frank! He is just a person who preys on the weak! He KILLS kids, worse than grape. He doesn't film kids but that makes no difference because he kills the kids just the same! And he kidnaps them, to kill them after "getting information" out of them. YOU'RE THE ONE FRICKING DEFENDING ALL OF THIS!
uhhhh no chudcel you're the one who wants to do that. Turn yourself in.
The last scene of the show was Punisher gunning down the remnants of Jigsaw's violent veterans criminal gang.
Why would the punisher be pointing a gun and asking me this if I'm a virgin?
Just keeping people on their toes.
Punisher: "Ha-ha! Looooser!"
That's not very nice of him, but at least I didn't get shot.
I'd rather get shot than having to live with the fact that I'm such a worthless human being that not even fricking Frank considers franking me worth his time.
"Do I look like I've had sex in my life, Frank?"
What if it was a guy who didn't want it? Huh? Sexist butthole
we call him Mark and say he's lucky
Oh, Mark wanted it! Look at what he was wearing! The pic you posted isn't a man ashamed at being taken against his will . . . it's a man who knows the ginger prostitute he has oneitis for doesn't even come close to the grip of the Viltrumite pussy he was lucky enough to have.
Look up how much fricking goes on at the Olympics. I imagine for superheroes it'd be 10 times worse.
>pic related
Alternatively, being a conservative.
lel your post triggered a bot
I couldn't say anything, as my throat would close up from the stress.
But mr punisher I never raped anyone. That would require having sex.
SQUEEZE homie
grats, you're not a bot
but you are a meme-stealing NPC
now go back to worshipping your own, orange-tinted pedophile
Delicious Pedocrat tears. Yummy!
It doesn't even matter what I say at that point, I'm dead anyway.
Dab on him
"Sir, this is a library, I'd be more than willing to help you find books about whatever topic you want. The gun is completely unnecessary"
Mr. Castle, my hand is not a girl and I don't think I need its consent.
>the Punisher holds you at gunpoint and asks this.
>your response?
I would never be in this position.
Doesn't work: based characters don't have the turd-hair in Stonetoss.
Captain Save-a-Ho over here, actually taking women and how they feel seriously
Come on, where's the "what's it called when a brown male does it?"
The Aristocrats.
>come back to this thread to find some homosexual say Frank isn't fair
yes he is. he values the lives of the criminals he kills just as much as they did with their victims.
I'm reminded that Frank is a homosexual.
post the end of the comic
>What's that called.
Rape. Still, I don't get what that has to do with me.
Every girlfriend ive ever had Frank how are you not in jail? You’re not a hero you are a serial killer with a logo and a website…leave me alone i have to raid on world of warcraft in 10 minutes.
"Why are you asking me what rape is, Frank? I'm a middle aged cripple with so many health problems I haven't even had an erection for over a year now. Do you even have the right address? Because this neighborhood seems more like a meth related plotline than a rape one."