The Purge is so cool

What would you do if you had total and complete freedom for 24 hours and literally everyone was powerless to stop you?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pirate movies

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitpost on Cinemaphile about it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get two hot dogs.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merge without using my turn signal.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    collect rainwater, muwahahaha

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steal the best p.c and laptop
    Steal the best car
    Steal property and land

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get raped and killed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most realistic answer

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free palestine

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horses. Just horses.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burn holocaust museums

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lit a match in the Holocaust museum has chamber and everyone blamed my best friend because they thought he was a Nazi kek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You arent allowed to damage government buildings

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you wanna destroy art pieces ?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is so moronic. Every place of business has way more than enough prep time to make sure their building is secure enough to not get looted. And every one at home can just snipe from their rooftops therefore any reason to go outside is obsolete.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone was powerless to stop you?
    Except they wouldn't be. They could all be just as violent as you.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Texas. Literally nothing would happen because everyone is armed. Nobody, not even the most sociopathic homosexual in a mask, would DARE set foot outside to go kill someone because he would be instantly shot from 2 kilometers away by some butthole with a range queen .50 and a night scope.

    >break into house
    >Shot 5 times, cops arrive, save you, you go to jail

    >break into house on purge
    >Shot 5 times. Cops don't arrive. You die squealing like a pig

    I would support The Purge because it would be awful for people who live in israeli police states like California or DC where you can't even be armed. Those gays would be tortured and raped by hordes of violent blacks on an annual basis--which sounds hilarious to me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks his range gun he shoots once a year will do anything against roving bands of fully armed Mexican cartels
      lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like once a week, thank you, and yes.
        And I'm right. If the Beaners want to be the ones to try and drive into a Texan suburb blasting their gay Mariachi music high on coke on a night when killing shitskins is legal, they can be be my fricking guest, we'll enjoy removing a few Dreamers from the Democrat voting registrar.

        You on the other hand can enjoy being Farm Murdered by packs of Black folk, and then watching from Hell as your parents apologize to the Black community for any racism it may have caused. Just like Amy Biehl's parents did.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy poltard

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I'm based thank you for noticing, and you're welcome. I made your culturally inferior shit thread 5000% better.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you set your expectations such that they can never be met? Wouldn't that make you angry over time? Like super angry?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m pretty sure those cartel members would be busy torturing and killing rival gang members during the Purge or doing massive drug deals.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do americans always jerk their own toughness off so much?

      >IF ANYONE TRIED ANYTHIN' OH LAWDY ILL BE TOOTING THEY DAMN HEADS OFF

      also
      >5 kilometers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because we're based and because that is in fact how it works lol.

        It'd be like if a film talked about how for one day of the week, they removed the speed limits in London, and turned off all the stoplights, and this would cause a bunch of high-speed drug-runners to tear through Whitechapel at 200 kph.

        Except it wouldn't because London would still be a congested mess throughout the day and nothing would move any faster. Same thing with making it "legal" to go kill random people in their homes on one night of the year (that everyone, in a place where ANYONE can own a gun, knows the date of) does anyone actually think this shit would happen? How?

        The entire premise is moronic on its face.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you stop larping? You've already outed yourself as not being American.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Plenty of us use Metric, gay, it's not the 90s anymore.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and all us Texans are intimately familiar with the different parts of London like Whitechapel.

              Fricking homosexual.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im American and whitechapel is not a place i know. According to google its a place for homosexuals, which you are outing yourself as from:
              >Whitechapel is a vibrant, multicultural district in the East End

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Texas
      >kilometers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I live in Texas
      >2 kilometers away

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 kilometers
      anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't y'all have like a Walmart shooting or something? And then there's the sheriff's dep there?
      frick Texas, frick the Alamo, frick the cowboys and frick you.

      God I hate Texans biggest bunch of funny talking homos.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit on the street

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probly suck a dick, it ain’t gay if it’s the Purge

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go around stopping people.
    Not because I'm a moralgay. Just to piss them off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Being a janny on the one night where EVERYTHING is legal

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pirate movies
    Commit tax fraud
    Hide in the woods

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?

    The Purge has developed into another failing franchise just like Paranormal Activity or Saw. The first film was actually scary, had real tension, characters you could root for and an interesting plot. Now it's just been done over again and again and it's not fun or entertaining anymore. The last purge movie The Forever Purger sucked and so did the last 3 movies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the all too familiar case of wearing out a neat idea. The concept of the Purge works fine for one movie where you don't have to think too hard about the logistics since it's just about the family surviving. Once you try to expand on it they realized it's moronic and had to make up increasingly silly plots to justify it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember one of their ideas was to do other genres. Like a bank heist movie set during Purge night. Instead of having horror elements it would have just been a straight up heist movie. I think that would have been more interesting than what we ended up getting.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See a bank heist where there's no rules and multiple gangs going against each other and the private security could be a really fun movie. But no, they wanted to make each movie a political message instead of being good.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was too much political shit but all the movies were entertaining until that Mexican cowboy one, that was just shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dude, what if, like, Americans became illegal immigrants in Mexico

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >have 364 days to not be lynched
              >don't move to another country and become a permanent citizen there

              >purge inevitably goes to shit like it obviously would and honestly should've way sooner
              >NOOOOOOOOOO WE GOTTA GO TO MEXICO THE SHITHOLE WITH CARTELS, WE'LL BE SAFER THERE!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The idea is that because of the Purge America is thriving more than any other country, and those other 364 days of the year are practically a paradise compared to anywhere else. So it's worth the one night risk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first one was as trash as the rest

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No murdering or stealing. It would just be my annual designated smack my wife day.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't be able to indulge your wildest fantasies because people who don't need permission will already be indulging theirs.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play video games and laugh at all the videos being posted online of people getting rekt. For me, it would be just another Tuesday

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’d rape and kill myself

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally everyone was powerless to stop you
    Except for all the other armed psychos.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But they're not. They have guns too. They can shoot whomstever they want, including you. That's why the Purge is so stupid: you'd have to be suicidal to participate.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >employ mercenaries to be armed security guards
    >occupy a football stadium and make it a gladiator arena
    >confiscate any weapons people try to bring in
    >let the audience gamble on the combatants
    >acquire money

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hear about some moron trying to run an arena fighting gambling scheme at a local stadium
    >Hire a bunch of guys to just murder and rob him of all his money

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was one of his own security guards that backstabbed him

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would check some digits

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to sleep

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the original worth watching?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally everyone on this board would get murdered immediatly if they dared step foot out of their house on purge night

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they always tilt their heads to "show they are evil"?

    Does every acting school teach this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the actor equivalent of the Dutch Angle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its worse when you see gays who watch a movie and then tilt their heads IRL.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who said anything about powerless ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The OP you fricking moron

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Purge is so cool
    when did Cinemaphile turn into reddit?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the most disruptive thing to the government or society you could do? Start a forest fire? Release a metric shit ton of chemicals in the coastline to cause a deadly algae bloom?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Destroying power grids.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is the most disruptive thing to the government or society you could do? Start a forest fire? Release a metric shit ton of chemicals in the coastline to cause a deadly algae bloom?

        Slavs/Russians get along just fine with these issues

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quick dry cement in government toilets.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just hide somewhere, waiting in ambush for some idiot to stumble by, optionally while listening to the radio.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Camping homosexual.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing too bad because you'd still have to face your friends and family afterwards.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same as everyone else, kill Black folk.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone was powerless to stop you?
    WUT.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get some buddies together and trade onion futures.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Install a National Socialist world goverment.
    I win!

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