>The Rebels are Le Heckin' Vietcong and the Empire is literally AmeriKKKa!
Ok.
>The Clone Wars are Le Heckin' War on Terror! Anakin even quotes Bush!
Ok.
>Oh, uhh, women and non-whites exist, btw.
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Why do you make so many George Lucas threads every single day?
Everyone else was doing it. Is it wrong to want to belong?
Not me, I exclusively listen to Morrissey.
So, how DID Joan of Arc feel?
>Sheev = Nixon
Bravo, George
bump
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watergate was a coup
Tricky Dick was a crook. Get over it.
A political scandal about breaking into a Hotel almost seems quaint in the 21st century.
But anon, nobody ever criticized the President before Trump!
This is true. His Chief of Staff, Alexander Haig sold out Nixon going talking to the press about the tapes while Nixon was in the hospital. Haig would go on to be Reagan's Secretary of State. Soon after Nixon resigned, we see the rise our good buddies like George H.W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld and US policy turning 100% subservient to Israeli interests. In less than 10 years both parties were couped, first Kennedy assassinated then Nixon ousted for what was a minor scandal.
Nixon wasn't any dirty than Kennedy and definitely not dirtier than Johnson.
>Nixon... uhhh not starwarsy enough
>Neexon?
>Neevkson?
>Neev?
>Seev?
>Sheev, that's it, that's perfect
BRAVO
>>Oh, uhh, women and non-whites exist, btw.
There is no necessary association between that fact and a purported right to being represented in spaces, times and roles where their presence is jarring from an historical or logical viewpoint
The fact that you simply happen to exist doesn't entitle you to a spot in an environment that you have no connection with or in any setting in proportions that are clearly pandering
>no connection
>no connection
I meant it more for european historical series/movies but recruiting minorities for the sake of recruiting them can be overdone and tiresome in any setting of any sort
I suppose (hope) that this meme mean it in the sense that whiteness is a social construct
If so that doesn't change anything to my argument, ideological representation shouldn't trump the quality of the movie or historical accuracy
Yeah, like they're really taking the actual likenesses of white historical figures out of text books and replacing them with any of these.
>cool suave black dude
>badass serious purple lightsaber man
>unfunny ugly ass silverback gorilla Black person who shouts "REY" a lot
>who shouts "REY" a lot
And how is that any different to how fans would always boil down Luke to whining about "muh power converters" even decades after we saw him fully matured in RotJ?
because that has more syllables and only happens once, whereas stormsilverbacktrooper screams rey many types throughout 3 movies
>many types
lmao, it's over. Your done.
>oh i'm btfo
>lets nitpick a typo
i frick your mother benchod basturd bich
Apologize
>The Rebels are Vietcong and the Empire is America.
>The Rebels are the American Revolutionaries and the Empire is the British.
>The Rebels are the Allies and the Empire are the Nazis.
which does it better? I liked the second one as it makes larping as a storm trooper less antisemitic.
Where do you think the name "Stormtrooper" came from?
>does exactly this just a few years later
amazing
So who do The First Order (tm) and The Resistance (tm) represent?
Alt-Right and ANTIFA. Duh.
Wow.
Curry covered claws typed out that screed.
Go bakkk to india you gondoo Lungi.
Benchod
I'm Greco-Scottish. Jerk.