The Resurrection of the Christ (2023)

In the 3rd year of the 3rd decade of the 3rd millennium, Christkino will resume. +
Dropping Good Friday, MMXXIII.

  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    proof?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5795232/

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        We already have that
        https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3231054/

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starring Johnny Depp

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early rumours have now been confirmed that Mel Gibson has brought on Adam Green as consultant for the sequel.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does this mean?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green is a notorious (ex) YouTuber who doesn't like garden gnomes

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dayyyum...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the heck would you have a sequel?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to cover the Easter Triduum. So from his crucifixion (Good Friday) to Christ's descent into and Harrowing of Hell (Black Saturday) to Christ's Resurrection (Easter Sunday).
      And yes, Gibson has confirmed portions of the film will take place in Hell and document Christ's struggles there.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I look forwards to the Muhammed spin off series

        So is there any chance for a third one?
        Gotta complete the Trinity.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, there is the potential for a third one dealing with the Second Coming and Armageddon, with Jesus returning as a Holy Warrior.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            By the time Mel makes that film, Jesus already would have come back.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep, 2033. One film every 10 years, a 30 year trilogy mirroring Christ's lifespan.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                2004 was already 33 years ago

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                The elites have already celebrated the birth of the anti-Christ we are SO close

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you lying?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not. Literally wikipedia jumps from the peter quote and a brief reference to ephesians (which can literally be argued as just Jesus being entombed) to the gospel of Nicodemus and the acts of pilate
                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_Hell

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The elites have already celebrated the birth of the anti-Christ
                When, where and who is it?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's me

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                MEDICATIONS

                It's me

                PRESCRIPTIONS

                It's me

                PILLS

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's me

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's me

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                strong candidates:
                (1) elon musk:
                richest person on earth, works on brain chips that will (his words) give people orgasms on demand, among other perks
                (2) yuval harari:
                gay gnomish atheistic puppet of the NWO (friends with Klaus schwab). says technology will "turn humans into gods" (literal quote).
                (3) xi jinping:
                has made himself chinese emperor for life, has his people worship him like a god and went so far as to suggest pictures of Jesus be replaced with his own image. if china somehow was to gain control of the world, he would probably declare himself to be God.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if china somehow was to gain control of the world
                >if

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's gonna be china ain't it

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                my money is on the garden gnome, because the garden gnomes presenting their own fake messiah that they KNOW to be fake is just the most disgusting act anyone could possibly pull against god.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Idk why they're so adamant on bringing about their messiah, when really it is the anti-christ and is going to destroy them all. They think they're going to rule the world lmao

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Try and find this entire performance. It used to be on RT before that channel was banned. https://youtu.be/CbOldRsITpQ

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                That whole ceremony is about a Swiss myth how back in the day some guy kept trying to build a bridge/roadway across the Alps but kept failing until he made a deal with the devil. The whole ceremony is based on how they actually defeated the devil with modern technology, thus all the Beelzebub stuff. I swear Americans are so retarded.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Christcucks should really take their meds

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                i AM the medicine.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sexy pepe

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that scene where he crucifies the garden gnomes and beheads all the muslims

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Harrowing of Hell
        Explain this idea to me. I know only vaguely the idea comes from one of Peter's epistles

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christ descended into Hell after his death, harrowed it and roused the Old Testament prophets before leading them out and into the arms of the Lord.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Christ descended into Hell after his death, harrowed it and roused the Old Testament prophets before leading them out and into the arms of the Lord.
            Why would the OT prophets go to hell? Elijah was caught up to heaven before he died so why wouldn't other prophets go to Heaven after their deaths as well?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's Catholic retardation

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why would the OT prophets go to hell?
              Because they were garden gnomes, retard. The Synagogue of Satan.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Elijah was a garden gnome as well. I don't see your point

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop poking holes in everything, are you some kind of garden gnome or something?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gibson has confirmed portions of the film will take place in Hell and document Christ's struggles there.
        So in other words it is going to be pure, unadulterated kino

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So in other words it is going to be pure, unadulterated kino
          Yes, it's going to effectively be Christian D00M. Christ battling demons in Hell.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look forwards to the Muhammed spin off series

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christ spent 40 days after the resurrection walking around and meeting with his apostles before his ascension to heaven.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus was a black woman

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is he going to use the same actor from the Passion? How is he going to explain Jesus being in his mid fifties?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the point where he merges with God and the Holy Ghost and becomes the Triforce, so he ages.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, in reverse. Jesus is perfectly stubborn, naive and kindhearted. he has the spirit of an innocent baby, not that of an old man.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: protestcucks and orthobucks

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    New d&d lore dropped

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a D&D film coming on March 3, 2023.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM GAYYY

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the second decade of the second millennium idiot

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a fucking retard, lmao?? Holy shit lol, what a flipping lolcow.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3rd millennium is 2001-3000
      >1st decade began on 2001-2010
      >2nd decade began on 2011-2020
      >3rd decade began on 2021-2030

      Thus the 3rd year of the 3rd decade of the 3rd millennium is logically 2023.
      Retard.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        reminder that 666 is coming soon. 6th of June, 2022 =2+0+2+2 = 6/6/6.
        20+22 is also 42,the meaning of life (777+777) and 22 is the very last trump card of the tarot, the tarot being a symbolic/pictorial description of how to invert the tora (tarot|torat), which is the law of Satan. strap into your seatbelt, Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye-bye.

        still not taking the meds, shlomo.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird, I have been planning to kill myself on June 6 for months now...

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            you might not have to do the work yourself, depending on where you live.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh and it also happens to be Pentecost, the day when the holy ghost decents onto earth.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pentecost is June 5 this year, though.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                imagine correcting someone whilst being wrong. Pentecost is ALWAYS Sunday + Monday.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                retard

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                i am correct and most certainly not retarded, you fucking spastic.

                https://www.calendarpedia.com/when-is/pentecost-monday.html
                now apologize.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                tldr

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                just make sure to act surprised on Monday and pretend like this never happened.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't 777 also the tetragrammaton?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe. Maybe it's just one component of a bigger picture.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              the A can be omitted. A stands for male/penis anyway, which is meaningless. M is everything.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cuckkino

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh resurrection
    Yes I enjoy the gnomish fantasy genre

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      New Testament is White European Christian.

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