Why would anyone ever think to call a movie that? Every time I remember the name of this movie, and everything in this movie, I am dumbfounded. Someone made this.
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Why does Palpatine look moronic in the background
because it was taken from a toy
Don't you ever get tired of shitting on something that wasn't even that bad to begin with?
Don't you ever get tired of saying the most moronic thing you can think of in mass replies for empty (You)s calling you a moron?
It is bad.
Reminder that Kennedy swore she wouldn't even be in there.
>We want to assure our fans that Lucasfilm has no plans to digitally recreate Carrie Fisher’s performance as Princess or General Leia Organa.
https://collider.com/carrie-fisher-cgi-leia-episode-9/
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/carrie-fisher-will-not-be-in-star-wars-episode-9-l/1100-6449368/
Women always lie.
Shocker.
It's okay, it's killed JJ as a director, and I never bothered to watch it, so, win/win.
>It's okay, it's killed JJ as a director
Even in the darkest of times there is a silver lining. This is one of those times.
All of the sequel trilogy names suck. They're the kind of NuHollywood schlock that keeps regurgitating the same subtitles.
All of the Lucas produced films had pulpy Sci-Fi titles
>The Phantom Menace
>Attack of the Clones
>Revenge of the Sith
>Star Wars
>The Empire Strikes Back
>Return of the Jedi
The "A New Hope" subtitle is pretty generic, but tacked on after the fact and still better than Disney shit.
>The Force Awakens
What does this mean? How does this pertain to the characters? If more than just Rey were force sensitive it might make sense that a new generation of shit is on the move.
>The Last Jedi
Obviously just a reworking of shit like "The Last Samurai". Easily the best title but also kind of sucks that two movies now have "Jedi" as their subject.
>The Rise of Skywalker
Like yeah she takes the name at the end. But how did Skywalker rise?
It's just shitty Rise of the Dawn of the Revolution Age of Apocalypse style titles.
Their method of naming was literally just
>Pick a generic title style out of a bag
>Pick a Star Wars word
>All of the sequel trilogy names suck
They all begin with the committee-approved word "The" in each title. It was already soulless from the start.
It's worse than that. Corporate fiction is closest. The end of The Last Jedi ends with a little kid playing with Star Wars toys. That's what the Disney boardroom WANTS!!! Generations loving Star Wars FOREVER!!! But they killed all the Skywalkers so how do we get more Skywalkers? Ahhh The Rise of Skywalker. It's Skywalker Time. Beautiful. Boardroom Appeased.
>Easily the best title
kek, it's not the best title. It's literal, actual, fresh out of the anus DOG SHIT. Nothing could be more idiotic and generic as "durrr Laast JEdi!" and it's just a big ol fart in the face of the audience who actually expected a good movie and decent story but got SUBVERTED instead.
It's a dumb corporate fiction movie, just like The Marvels. People up there panic and try to make a movie to appeal to everyone. Result is always shit.
Kylo didn't even have his helmet on during that duel, so they already fricked up there.
Is Rey being moronic at the end and just claiming shes "skywalker" a woman thing? Why didnt the kid explain to her that's not how it works. You dont just take someone else's name out of the blue. Especially when its zero to do with u at all
>how do we assuage fan anger over destroying Luke without actually fixing what we did
Disney isn't know for their brilliant plots and planning of the sequel triology.
Being moronic is Daisy Ridley's thing
chick hitler would be a great movie with her
I actually think the return of the emperor and Exegol plot was cool but it was just very poorly executed because the movie rushed through so many things
Didn't you watch the requisite Fortnite tie-in that explained everything? If you didn't that is your fault, not the movies. It is your job as a consumer to consume all the licensed media that is released
For me, its Lando pulling an anonymous fleet the size of the universe out of his ass in 20 minutes
This.
>I can't help you guys.
>(half an hour later)
>I'm here to help with a thousand ships!
Complete asspull & a perfect summarization of this trilogy.
>The Rise of Skywalker
In the old days we called it "false advertising" and in the even older days they called them "lies"
The Last Jedi was so bad they had to retcon and make up compeltely new badguys and motivations for this movie. The Last Jedi set them up for failure.
The kiss at the end came out of nowhere is all I remember from this shit movie. They had no romantic connection at all but they still kissed for some reason.
>they had to retcon
It's funny that the only thing they had to retcon was Luke's bullshit character assassination and death, but no, bringing back Palpatine from the dead and CGI reviving Leia is preferable.
>It's funny that the only thing they had to retcon was Luke's bullshit character assassination and death, but no, bringing back Palpatine from the dead and CGI reviving Leia is preferable.
Well they killed off the big bad in the middle movie of a trilogy. Yeah it was next level moronic and nobody stopped to think how moronic that was. But they did it anyway. So they dug up Palpatine for the final movie.
If you went back in time to say the mid to late 2000's and told people that this was the story Disney would make nobody would believe it. It would be considered /b/ level shitposting.
Killing Snoke was dumb as shit, but could have easily elevated Kylo to that position, he didn't have to have a redemption.
>Killing Snoke was dumb as shit, but could have easily elevated Kylo to that position
>Stealth TLJ shill detected.
No they couldn't you flaming homosexual. She already beat him TWICE. ..In no universe could Kylo be used as the big bad. Disney is moronic but they at least figured that much out after the fact.
>The kiss at the end came out of nowhere
This.
It was so outta left field today it would be considered sexual assault. Unironically.
>The Last Jedi set them up for failure.
part of why the last jedi is so fricking stupid is because they didn't continue the path it set out for the next one to follow
first movie was a safe piece of shit, second was a weird turd, third movie was another safe piece of shit, but so much worse because it pretended the last one barely existed
the incompetence making these things is staggering
The trilogy should have been the republic dealing with a new enemy from outside the galaxy. This way you get to keep all the old shit people enjoyed (stormtroopers, death stars, at-ats, ect fighting alongside Jedi) and new designs from the new threat.
But no, they somehow found a moronic reason to keep the rebellion (which won, so why are they still called the rebellion) and somehow kept the empire around. There are like a million different ways they could have gone and they just went unoriginal full moron.
>name is Rise of Skywalker
>actually be about how Palpatines have killed off the Skywalkers, they have gone extinct and Palpatines have taken over their name