i wouldnt watch lucifer if you paid me but lgbt shit was in all of neil geimans work
hence the fricking joke on his name, a huge chunk of sandman is about a troony freind
Yes there’s a transman- frick modern nomenclature the important bit is MAN- In the source material, but he gets btfo by moon witchcraft, it knows women are women etc etc.
If he woke spiralled he’s probably looking to walk that back, but while troons exist in the source material it’s a TERF take if anything. So, not bullshit.
>Stop gatekeeping fictional characters.
Stop taking a visual medium and fricking ignoring it.
If you truly believe in getting roles for black actors, why do you think a literally CHALK WHITE character is a good fit for them? Why use the work of an old white British author?? Why not promote the work of black authors with black characters?!
Sandman's Lucifer was originally based on David Bowie, the homosexual Bowie of the 70s first and the chad Bowie of the 80s second. But Netflix isn't known for its subtlety, so if they're going to adapt androgynous or hermaphroditic characters, you end up with women and trannies instead.
There's several Chad Bowies if you wanna get technical. The first iteration of Chad Bowie was the Thin White Duke. Everything before Station to Station (which was indeed released in the late 70's) was different flavor of homosexual Bowies. From here, you don't get to see a lot of homosexual Bowies. There's Clown Bowie, which was pretty homosexual by all standards, and Reznor Bowie, again, kinda homosexual as well. But after the Berlin Trilogy, it's mostly variants of Chad Bowie.
i am literally only going to watch this because it has one of the coolest villains
i wouldnt give a shit in all honesty if they did that with desire because hes always a girlish boy and vice versa, i mean the first time theyre shown hes a twink in a cat suit
absolute cw shit tier garbage that will step away from the comics to become le sjw cringe festa
unironically the only role that would have been good for benedict whateverbatch, but you have this little gay
wait what? desire I can understand because its literally that, but delirium?
>death played by a nigress
dropped
first they went for the cute redheads, now they go for the cute asians. when will this stop. WHEN.
shes hiding isnt she ?
thats what she does she just fricks off and hides and pops up whenever she feels like
im not talking about her change from delight because i think that was just a period thing but im sure part of her personality was just being wheveer she wants so they cant really ever know where to find her
There is something fricked up and kinda racist in itself that a casting director saw a calk white charactwr and thought it was a good role for a black woman.
Why coyldn't they find a black role for her? Preferay onw by a black author. Why give her a hand me down white role?
It doesn't capture the look and feel of the comic. I know a panel perfect translation is too much to ask, but they almost did it with Sin City, 300 and Watchmen.
It looks really boring visually. They tried to go for something cinematic, but instead it makes it look even more like a tv show. This should have been colorful and with higher contrast.
Wait they're not doing Wanda? Are you serious? Netflix will jam a troony/black into any show, no matter if it makes sense or not, you could make a period piece about Lincoln and he'd be played by Deshawn. But here's a work where there's an actual, honest-to-God trans person with a very relevant role, and they're skipping it?
Frick I hope so.
There’s one season’s worth of material in the comics, and if netflix wants to extend to a second season it’s their perennial mistake.
One season’s premise, make one season.
I mean you could maybe make the main story in one season if you rush it through it. But I don't see how you can in any way adapt the numerous stories of Dream meeting random people through the ages. They'd make up like half an episode each and honestly the comic mostly consists of them.
Not that they'll ever even try, costs too much to set up so many costumes/actors/places for each individual story.
WHY IS EVERY ONE FRICKING UGLY OR A Black person HOLY SHIT. ONE OF THE MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING COMICS AND EVERYONE CASTED LOOKS LIKE FRICKING SHIT.
>full of Black folks and patton oswalt
Lmao. The only good one is Charles Dance, but other than that, everything else is shit. Sadly, it probably won't flop because of the consoomers.
Came here to post this. They couldn't even bother to make the tattoo on to give her the right earrings. No, the fact that she's a fricking ugly sheboon is that matters. Frick Black folk.
This was the first fricking thing I heard. And his goofy looking serious face when he's floating and the portal is sucking him off right after he blows brapdust on the cops reminds me of poop sex have sex. Morbius truly is emulated in all forms of art and nature.
>Death, the most iconic and identifiable imagery from the franchise >not being shown off because they fricked it all up so bad and don't want what should be a brainless selling point to activate almonds and turn everyone away
Love to see it!
>she was there though? she's just a nog now
They'd show her way more if she wasn't a nog. That's the point, they know to be embarrassed and act shamefully.
I've never been able to finish the comics, they start off strong but run out of steam about halfway through the series. Gaiman keeps cycling back to his particular set of interests while not finding anything new to do with them. Lucifer's spinoff series is the opposite, it has a shitty beginning but it gets better and more varied as it goes along.
It looks kind of nice. Don't like any of the casting, though, and would much prefer if they just made it weird and episodic for the first season like the early comics. It was at its best when it was set in historical periods anyway. Also Dream should look more like he's suffered worse shit than sucking an ugly producer's wiener like this homosexual twink
OK? half the reason you're mad is because you don't have something aimed at you for you to consoom. you'd be all over it if it was 'accurate' like a good little consoomer, because you're a slave to IP.
Yeah it may have weak casting in places but it looks 80% on point.
Find it funny that Netflix still hasn’t given a release date, even though it’s on their upcoming.
They know it’s one of the last big draws they have on roster.
>Fry as Fiddler's Green
cool >Asim Chaudhry as Abel
looks the part, may actually be the best of the show >black woman Lucien
would get a pass, but looks boring, they probably gona change the personality too >Brienne as Lucifer
I don't mind >troony Desire
couldn't they find at least somewhat attractive one? >black Death
stupid, unacceptable >Patton Oswalt as Matthew the Raven
OVER THE FRICKING LINE! FRICK YOU! YES I MAD!
I will never fricking forgive them. This has to be fricking intentional and they have some shitty fetish of turning cool characters into disgusting abominations.
Same here. A black actress for Death is already unacceptable, and they had to double down by casting a ugly black woman.
Oh and Rose Walker is also black, now.
What's really mind-boggling is that I'm 99% sure that the black demographics won't watch this show.
Same here. A black actress for Death is already unacceptable, and they had to double down by casting a ugly black woman.
Oh and Rose Walker is also black, now.
What's really mind-boggling is that I'm 99% sure that the black demographics won't watch this show.
I still don't get why they couldn't have at bare minimum given her white makeup to give her a more goth look. The show creators apparently don't know that black people aren't just void of blackness but can apply make up to brighten their skin especially if they are trying to look like a different character or part of a subculture where people do it.
Wise? No.
Powerful, knowledgeable, yes.
If he were wise he would have found a way to evolve without dying.
But he was too much a creature bound by rules.
Death is one of my favorite characters in any media ever, I love everything from her personality, to the way she performs her duties and, yes, her looks. They were perfect too.
Which is why I'll never watch this.
Alright, how will they ruin Hob? I'm just assuming they'll make him have modern values in whatever time period he's shown in. He'll be the only guy talking about women's rights and troonyism in the 1700s.
Too human and nuanced. Not on Netflix. Watch, they'll make him be vehemently against slavery but only in the United States and only the second that Euros bring the first African slaves over.
They can take it further.
He probably realizes that he's transgender and into men as the years go by and he'll get to do a speech about how things are better but there's still room for improvement.
the kino moment in that dc episode where Constantine meets the Tom Ellis Lucifer will surpass any and all of the 'cool' moments in this gay ass show. Shame it only lasted 10 seconds.
they did something similar in the Legion tv show, with a psychic combat filmed as a rap battle, it was pretty kino, so I hope Netflix will be at the very least able to adapt that scene without too much frickery
im very awayre of that scene since its one of my favourite songs
im talking about the whole plot line of lucifer leaving hell because morpheus embarrassed him
>female Lucifer
why
Lucifer is androgynous. The elite love troony shit for a reason. Having the dyke from GoT play him is perfect actually
No that is Baphomet
Lucifer is a male.
this guy was too expensive
Gaiman actually said he was under consideration but netflix wanted to keep his universe open for a sequel.
WHY DID THEY MAKE ME A troony DE-TEC-TIVE?
i wouldnt watch lucifer if you paid me but lgbt shit was in all of neil geimans work
hence the fricking joke on his name, a huge chunk of sandman is about a troony freind
Yes there’s a transman- frick modern nomenclature the important bit is MAN- In the source material, but he gets btfo by moon witchcraft, it knows women are women etc etc.
If he woke spiralled he’s probably looking to walk that back, but while troons exist in the source material it’s a TERF take if anything. So, not bullshit.
okay whatever you say
I fricking hate that guy.
Terrible, terrible Lucifer, the new one despite being a woman is 100x better.
Stop gatekeeping fictional characters.
No i just hate gays and nignogs
The Devil is real moron.
Also, no, frick off.
I'm pretty sure I already dropped this because this homosexual was in charge of casting. And it's Netflix so I'm just going to assume I have.
no.
Never. I'm never gonna support racewashing, no matter what.
>anti-white homosexual
Frick off
Stop culturally appropriating white art
If blacks are equal, why can't you make your own art
Frick off Neil Gaiman
stop injecting colored people into roles just for representation sake, art turned propaganda.
>Stop gatekeeping fictional characters.
Stop taking a visual medium and fricking ignoring it.
If you truly believe in getting roles for black actors, why do you think a literally CHALK WHITE character is a good fit for them? Why use the work of an old white British author?? Why not promote the work of black authors with black characters?!
Sandman's Lucifer was originally based on David Bowie, the homosexual Bowie of the 70s first and the chad Bowie of the 80s second. But Netflix isn't known for its subtlety, so if they're going to adapt androgynous or hermaphroditic characters, you end up with women and trannies instead.
Chad Bowie was the second half of the 70s, while homosexual Bowie was during the 80s.
There's several Chad Bowies if you wanna get technical. The first iteration of Chad Bowie was the Thin White Duke. Everything before Station to Station (which was indeed released in the late 70's) was different flavor of homosexual Bowies. From here, you don't get to see a lot of homosexual Bowies. There's Clown Bowie, which was pretty homosexual by all standards, and Reznor Bowie, again, kinda homosexual as well. But after the Berlin Trilogy, it's mostly variants of Chad Bowie.
For me it's coked out Bowie on the Dick Cavette show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSSf3k4UU64
It's really amazing to hear him talk and realize how fricking smart the guy was.
fascist bowie best bowie
>fascist bowie best bowie
of course
Bowie retired.
Get over it.
So much so that he's a skeleton now.
Black folk incoming
>he isn't real
>yes he is real
>oh, okay, good to know, thank you for clearing that up
Incredible dialogue.
>Netflix
into the trash goes
T R A S H
will watch first ep and will come back to Cinemaphile to put "absolute" before trash
>delirium is a troony
Hard pass
Are they trans? Would make more sense for a gender fluid or non-binary or whatever the frick they are called these days.
i am literally only going to watch this because it has one of the coolest villains
i wouldnt give a shit in all honesty if they did that with desire because hes always a girlish boy and vice versa, i mean the first time theyre shown hes a twink in a cat suit
Goddamnit I SU ended! How many did I miss? I read up to Dreaming Waking Hours. nu-Lucifer was sick.
If Corinthian gets his own comic I may just have to buy the volume editions when they drop...
>pic rel best Death
*I thought SU ended
Frick me
ive only read the hellblazer one the locke and key one and the corinthian one(nightmare country)
issue 3 came out like 5 days ago
>best Death
No, a titcow israeliteess is a shit death and you have shit taste
>i am literally only going to watch this
You're part of the problem.
what if he torrents it though?
absolute cw shit tier garbage that will step away from the comics to become le sjw cringe festa
unironically the only role that would have been good for benedict whateverbatch, but you have this little gay
wait what? desire I can understand because its literally that, but delirium?
first they went for the cute redheads, now they go for the cute asians. when will this stop. WHEN.
>the mentally ill Endless
>is mentally ill
Problem?
Based though would be if in flashbacks to Delight, the character isn’t a troony lol.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a quick announcement to make. Please sit down and remain quiet...
*ahem*
FRICK israeliteS
FRICK Black folk
FRICK TRANNIES
AND FRICK JANNIES
Thank you and have a nice thread.
thats desire delerium isnt even in this one probably and sadly
shes hiding isnt she ?
thats what she does she just fricks off and hides and pops up whenever she feels like
im not talking about her change from delight because i think that was just a period thing but im sure part of her personality was just being wheveer she wants so they cant really ever know where to find her
>death played by a nigress
dropped
There is something fricked up and kinda racist in itself that a casting director saw a calk white charactwr and thought it was a good role for a black woman.
Why coyldn't they find a black role for her? Preferay onw by a black author. Why give her a hand me down white role?
>perfect goth waifu
>nig it up
won’t be watching
Not Tori Amos?
Finished the comics a month or so ago, keen to see it adapted to screen but I have this feeling its not going to be good.
>Netflix
eat your slop
I have original Sandman art by the original issue's artist above my bed and even I can't give a shit about thia Netflix show.
>’kino’
>~~*netflix*~~
>central character already nigged
>neil gayman IP
It never had a chance to be good.
>Netflix
PASS
It doesn't capture the look and feel of the comic. I know a panel perfect translation is too much to ask, but they almost did it with Sin City, 300 and Watchmen.
It looks really boring visually. They tried to go for something cinematic, but instead it makes it look even more like a tv show. This should have been colorful and with higher contrast.
>Lord Charles Dance
>as Roderick Burgess
I will now watch your kino
damn that's tight
this is what they took from you
lol what a joke
> your entire cast uses their default CIS gendered pronouns
> still virtue signalling regardless
There are two they/thems, you illiterate frick. I’ve banged 17 black women.
Wait they're not doing Wanda? Are you serious? Netflix will jam a troony/black into any show, no matter if it makes sense or not, you could make a period piece about Lincoln and he'd be played by Deshawn. But here's a work where there's an actual, honest-to-God trans person with a very relevant role, and they're skipping it?
She'd probably be in season 2, not that this show will get one.
Frick I hope so.
There’s one season’s worth of material in the comics, and if netflix wants to extend to a second season it’s their perennial mistake.
One season’s premise, make one season.
I mean you could maybe make the main story in one season if you rush it through it. But I don't see how you can in any way adapt the numerous stories of Dream meeting random people through the ages. They'd make up like half an episode each and honestly the comic mostly consists of them.
Not that they'll ever even try, costs too much to set up so many costumes/actors/places for each individual story.
did they gender swap Constantine? ha.
no? "ha" shes in the sandman comics but its his great great aunt
its probably just a cousin or stand in
>Patton Oswalt, the murderer
Uh, no thanks.
WHY IS EVERY ONE FRICKING UGLY OR A Black person HOLY SHIT. ONE OF THE MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING COMICS AND EVERYONE CASTED LOOKS LIKE FRICKING SHIT.
>full of Black folks and patton oswalt
Lmao. The only good one is Charles Dance, but other than that, everything else is shit. Sadly, it probably won't flop because of the consoomers.
Yes it is. We could have had a Sandman story, but instead we get more woke homosexualry to shit all over and rape someone else's creation
Came here to post this. They couldn't even bother to make the tattoo on to give her the right earrings. No, the fact that she's a fricking ugly sheboon is that matters. Frick Black folk.
so theyre really notr gonna give him any contacts or anyting just fricking normal eyes
im too drunk to be annoyed at this frick netflix im done
>HE'S COMING
>who?
>MORBIUS
oh shit boys it's happening
IT'S MORPHIN' TIME
i'm not consooming anything by Neil "Please frick my wife" Gaiman
Oh no, It's Morphin time
This was the first fricking thing I heard. And his goofy looking serious face when he's floating and the portal is sucking him off right after he blows brapdust on the cops reminds me of poop sex have sex. Morbius truly is emulated in all forms of art and nature.
>Death, the most iconic and identifiable imagery from the franchise
>not being shown off because they fricked it all up so bad and don't want what should be a brainless selling point to activate almonds and turn everyone away
Love to see it!
she was there though? she's just a nog now
>she was there though? she's just a nog now
They'd show her way more if she wasn't a nog. That's the point, they know to be embarrassed and act shamefully.
i'm going to watch the summoning then i'm out
Nice cosplay
I've never been able to finish the comics, they start off strong but run out of steam about halfway through the series. Gaiman keeps cycling back to his particular set of interests while not finding anything new to do with them. Lucifer's spinoff series is the opposite, it has a shitty beginning but it gets better and more varied as it goes along.
only 3 people in the whole trailer seemed to be under 25 bmi, including the MC kek
>The Shädman
It looks kind of nice. Don't like any of the casting, though, and would much prefer if they just made it weird and episodic for the first season like the early comics. It was at its best when it was set in historical periods anyway. Also Dream should look more like he's suffered worse shit than sucking an ugly producer's wiener like this homosexual twink
wasn't this originally an amazon show? it used to get constantly referred to on twitch.tv ads.
Black folk incoming
didn't read the comics, don't care, will give it a chance, chuds stay mad
>consoooom
good goycattle
OK? half the reason you're mad is because you don't have something aimed at you for you to consoom. you'd be all over it if it was 'accurate' like a good little consoomer, because you're a slave to IP.
Anyone else just find these low IQ bad faith arguments boring now?
Yeah it may have weak casting in places but it looks 80% on point.
Find it funny that Netflix still hasn’t given a release date, even though it’s on their upcoming.
They know it’s one of the last big draws they have on roster.
Aug 5th is the release date. They literally announced it at the same time as the "release date trailer"
Ok so this is new, actually news now.
Sorry didn’t look at the link though, I avoid youtube where I can these days.
>Fry as Fiddler's Green
cool
>Asim Chaudhry as Abel
looks the part, may actually be the best of the show
>black woman Lucien
would get a pass, but looks boring, they probably gona change the personality too
>Brienne as Lucifer
I don't mind
>troony Desire
couldn't they find at least somewhat attractive one?
>black Death
stupid, unacceptable
>Patton Oswalt as Matthew the Raven
OVER THE FRICKING LINE! FRICK YOU! YES I MAD!
>add Mark Hamill as Merv Pumpkinhead though.
What part of the raven made you think he wasn’t an annoying goit, friend?
The troony must have some Netflix connections. They got him to play in live action Cowboy Bebop as well.
do you have brain damage
I will never fricking forgive them. This has to be fricking intentional and they have some shitty fetish of turning cool characters into disgusting abominations.
Otoh, it explains why I duck death at every appointment.
Same here. A black actress for Death is already unacceptable, and they had to double down by casting a ugly black woman.
Oh and Rose Walker is also black, now.
What's really mind-boggling is that I'm 99% sure that the black demographics won't watch this show.
I can't believe black actors even accept these roles
I still don't get why they couldn't have at bare minimum given her white makeup to give her a more goth look. The show creators apparently don't know that black people aren't just void of blackness but can apply make up to brighten their skin especially if they are trying to look like a different character or part of a subculture where people do it.
Why do people wear nose-rings?
They are never attractive at all.
Dream is a wise, eons-old badass not some lameass goth zoomer, god damn it
Autistic detail but it seriously irks me that Dream doesn't have black starry eyes. That's like...his ONE feature that's always consistent.
Wise? No.
Powerful, knowledgeable, yes.
If he were wise he would have found a way to evolve without dying.
But he was too much a creature bound by rules.
>"father, please kill me"
>"lol"
>"nah"
>death is a negress
yh no thanks
Death is one of my favorite characters in any media ever, I love everything from her personality, to the way she performs her duties and, yes, her looks. They were perfect too.
Which is why I'll never watch this.
I'm fine with death being black as long as shes hot. This is Netflix so I doubt it.
Alright, how will they ruin Hob? I'm just assuming they'll make him have modern values in whatever time period he's shown in. He'll be the only guy talking about women's rights and troonyism in the 1700s.
Nah, he’s perfect as he is.
Regret over being involved in the slave trade and with a black gf in modern times entire.
Too human and nuanced. Not on Netflix. Watch, they'll make him be vehemently against slavery but only in the United States and only the second that Euros bring the first African slaves over.
They can take it further.
He probably realizes that he's transgender and into men as the years go by and he'll get to do a speech about how things are better but there's still room for improvement.
Dream is unironically great casting, but why couldnt they find the proper Death?
Turned the trailer off as soon as I saw a black person. Discarded from potential view list.
WHY ISN'T SANDMAN A PERSON OF COLOR? HOW DARE YOU NEIL GAYMAN I'LL REPORT YOU ON TWITTER FOR THIS!
too many darkies so thats a pass
Don’t die yet, but frankly a top 5 kino is on tv rn so I’m less interested in shitposting or even cleverposting atm.
Still going to be a good show on balance.
>No Ezra Miller as Desire
He was fricking born to play this fricking role and they gave it to some ugly hon. DoA.
hes a fricking sped but yeah he is perfect
Based
Repeating holy digits confirm.
Begging to be kissed
CW show with a bigger budget. This looks pozzed as frick.
the kino moment in that dc episode where Constantine meets the Tom Ellis Lucifer will surpass any and all of the 'cool' moments in this gay ass show. Shame it only lasted 10 seconds.
Wow they didn't make him a black troony? I'm shocked.
Any money it's a police procedural.
Dream is spot on, but the rest looks like absolute shit.
>that Death
Neil and Netflix can go frick themselves for this
Will we see the cute spider twins?
Kino incoming
they wont even attempt to adapt this
theyll just pull some other bullshit why lucifer wanted leave hell
they did something similar in the Legion tv show, with a psychic combat filmed as a rap battle, it was pretty kino, so I hope Netflix will be at the very least able to adapt that scene without too much frickery
im very awayre of that scene since its one of my favourite songs
im talking about the whole plot line of lucifer leaving hell because morpheus embarrassed him
I don't think they can do a proper adaptation of Sandman if they skip the Season of Mists arc
were gonna a pile of shit barely resembling it
and were gonna be happy with it just because we will okay
Based on the metallica song?
>as soon as i read your fricking comment this comes on
Jesus...they're depicting these comics in the worst way. The Y: The Last Man series was terrible.
I hope they never adapt Scalped.
https://dccomicsnews.com/2017/12/03/wgn-passed-on-a-scalped-television-series/
Dream deciding who to give the key to is one of my favorite parts in Sandman. Prime Fairy pussy.
I prefer not to waste time watching garbage
Here's your Death, bros.