RIP. wish we could have lost literally anyone else in comedy and film. hate this fake force laugh society. no, if like to piss myself with unexpected laughter.
i never played yahtzee until last year, i know understand his excitement and the scene is more humourous to me now, most I've got is 3 yahtzees in a single game
>troony with his balls sticking out wanting to rape girls in his office >"well then, your father's stupid!" "so? I don't know him." >Ray being a gay rapist
Yep. Its the only Scary Movie that its jokes are well thought and it can be also enjoyed as a comedy movie. 1 and 2 are good, but the jokes and the plot are not that well thought and can they only stand as parody movies and nothing more. 4 was extremely lazy and unfunny.
For me
3=Superhero movie >1=2=Epic Movie=Meet the Spartans >>shit> 4=Disaster movie
Quoting this scene to a cop who pulled me over for speeding 14 above the limit AND flashing my brights to the beat of a song into his parked, hidden face got me off with a warning. Kino is THAT powerful, fellas.
It had a couple of good scenes but it was such a mixed bag. Barely anything to do with the horror movie genre. The 8 mile scenes, the matrix scene, signs, etc. I feel like the only reason they called it Scary Movie was because of brand recognition.
3 is weird.
1 and 2 have a cheapness to em that are like "real homies made a movie" while 3 has charlie sheen and some high production moments, mixed with frickin...the acting quality of that Lifetime movie about porn addiction, it also seems very ashamed that its "Scary Movie" and not Airplane 3
1 honestly feels like a proper film, but that's probably because it's the closest to adapting its source material. 2 I can understand because of time constraints. 3 is where it starts to look a little like Superhero Movie, which is not to say it's a bad thing because they're both fricking hilarious films, but 4 is where it looks almost identical to Disaster Movie.
i wish superhero movie wasn't so all over the place. they should have stuck with one movie parody like scary movie 1 did. just x-men would have worked best, both because you get a built in ensemble, and because the first trilogy were kind of weird by themselves.
3 was when they started to delve too deep in to whatever was pop culture relevant at the time instead of creating their own narrative through parodying horror/scary movie classics. Most notably the MJ reference and the 8 miles spoof they tossed in to the movie. The movie was still enjoyable and funny no doubt but it signaled the beginning of the end.
Hey Black person, did I fricking mention 1 and 2 anywhere in my post? I was talking about how 3 deviated from that formula in to more pop culture referencial comedy which lead to the eventual death of the parody movie genre when it was oversaturated with references (sometimes ones that were dated as soon as the movie came out).
Scary Movie 2 has the basketball scene that parodies a long forgotten Nike commercial
Yeah, and that scene sucks, and proves my point. However, in 3 they had a whole storyline parodying 8 miles which has nothing to do with scary movies and that was the point where it all went to shit. Scary Movie 3 was still a funny movie with some of my favorite gags but after that the quality was diving off a cliff like a moronic walrus.
Woah anon, you are clearly agitated and need to take a good walk outside. It's also well known scary movie 5 is the best with Ashley breastsdale. There, don't you feel better? 🙂
>she was only in 2 scenes, moron. The joke wouldn't have worked "throughout the movie"
I would have worked worldwide, but it was targeted at American audiences.
more efforts and talent were put into making this quick 'get all the cash while its riding the wave' shitty sequel than into making of 99% of current Hollywood movies.
>gangster crew arrives to help >they immediately get into a fight with each other >despite shooting at each other from like 3 meters no one gets hit >the chick shoots a fricking RPG blasting away everyone
I never got into Scary Movie films but I'd probably definitely enjoy them now. I think I thought when I was younger they were just lame retreads of airplane or naked gun. And a lot of dumb black humor
>people praising 3 now and saying 1 and 2 are mid
either you guys are trolling, ive entered another dimension or the thread is full of the most whitest mayo eating white people to ever exist
Scary Movie 3 is the greatest comedy film of all time
there I said it
Its not even the best scary movie
it easily is
If you think thats weird, you should see how we pee.
I guess we're not so different after all
RIP. wish we could have lost literally anyone else in comedy and film. hate this fake force laugh society. no, if like to piss myself with unexpected laughter.
Maybe not the best, but it is certainty legendary tier like airplane. All the jokes just land.
>3 gays
mcdonalds arthouse/a24 watchers filtered by wayans kino. can assume they weren't alive during the series heyday
>Anon, I'll need a ride home.
>tfw you were old enough to watch this scene in cinema
After the first Shizl you couldn't hear the rest of the audio.
it has about 10 "person gets hit on the head" jokes
For me, it was the Yahtzee one
i never played yahtzee until last year, i know understand his excitement and the scene is more humourous to me now, most I've got is 3 yahtzees in a single game
I agree
but to fully enjoy it you need to see all the movies it parodies first, which may filter some people who didn't
I just watched the first 3 in reverse order and I also found 3 to be the funniest now
Why are israelites so good at comedy?
Right? Airplane was written by a trio of midwest israelites and that shits the best. Three stooges were israeli as well.
>Three stooges were israeli as well.
The Three Stooges are not funny at all. I guess they're the exception that proves the rule.
Its their sense of comedy that sustained them as a people for 3000 years
Yes the first two films felt like trial runs and 3 is where they found their footing
It's either the 3rd or the 2nd. I like the 2nd the most.
They hated him because he told the truth
The first one was the best one because it was a fresh idea to parody the movie that was already a parody of slasher movies.
what's 2 like? I bought it but haven't watched it yet
similar style to the first
3 is terrible but Cinemaphile has to pretend to like it because the first 2 were made by black people and the 3rd was made by israelites (white)
Thank you. Airplane! gays can die screaming and plummeting
>safe humor
1 and 2 couldn't be made today with the jokes it had, 3 is your typical slop that any director could whip up.
>1 and 2 couldn't be made today with the jokes it had
like what
>troony with his balls sticking out wanting to rape girls in his office
>"well then, your father's stupid!" "so? I don't know him."
>Ray being a gay rapist
you're a stupid homosexual
go watch 3rd movie again
Yep. Its the only Scary Movie that its jokes are well thought and it can be also enjoyed as a comedy movie. 1 and 2 are good, but the jokes and the plot are not that well thought and can they only stand as parody movies and nothing more. 4 was extremely lazy and unfunny.
For me
3=Superhero movie >1=2=Epic Movie=Meet the Spartans >>shit> 4=Disaster movie
Only the 3rd one.
Quoting this scene to a cop who pulled me over for speeding 14 above the limit AND flashing my brights to the beat of a song into his parked, hidden face got me off with a warning. Kino is THAT powerful, fellas.
Greatest shortest joke ever
These are literally the only 2 jokes anyone ever cites to defend an entire goddamn series of movies. Curious!
i'll take the bait. these threads usually consist of nothing but quotes from the movies. they're lame circlejerks
It had a couple of good scenes but it was such a mixed bag. Barely anything to do with the horror movie genre. The 8 mile scenes, the matrix scene, signs, etc. I feel like the only reason they called it Scary Movie was because of brand recognition.
You forgot the "Tom, I will need a ride home".
>If I hadn't fallen asleep for those exact twenty minutes
>If I hadn't drunk that bottle of whiskey
>If I hadn't strangled that mullato on the highway
>Tom I'll need a ride home.
>Croyans get thrown at the door and the nigress says now who the frick did that?
Still make me shit myself laughing
>Tom I'll need a ride home.
Kek I was gonna post that
Her name is Brenda and you will respect our chocolate queen.
>Ow my balls
>OOoo Jesus
>No!
>go to sleep and wake up dead!
If you think that's curious, you should see how we pee!
The visual humour in this movie was great.
i don't get it
Those are shotgun shells and he wieners the shovel like a shotgun. The joke is kind of lost without sound though.
3 is moronic, 1 and 2 are soul
Based.
1 and 2 are funny. 3 and on aren't worth watching. Should've stayed a Wayans joint
ironic that the Scary Movie franchise turned to shit once Jim Abrahams and David Zucker got involved
Jews get their hands on something.
Thing goes to shit.
You don't need to have any pattern recognition skills to notice some patterns.
>You don't need to have any pattern recognition skills to notice some patterns.
Top Secret was impeccable though.
>I see, very well... Let me know if his condition changes
>He's dead
Tried showing Top Secret to my family, but none of them really took to it.
>>I see, very well... Let me know if his condition changes
>>He's dead
Kek
>that whole scene shot backwards just because
Fricking love that movie, thanks for showing it to me, mom
3 is weird.
1 and 2 have a cheapness to em that are like "real homies made a movie" while 3 has charlie sheen and some high production moments, mixed with frickin...the acting quality of that Lifetime movie about porn addiction, it also seems very ashamed that its "Scary Movie" and not Airplane 3
1 honestly feels like a proper film, but that's probably because it's the closest to adapting its source material. 2 I can understand because of time constraints. 3 is where it starts to look a little like Superhero Movie, which is not to say it's a bad thing because they're both fricking hilarious films, but 4 is where it looks almost identical to Disaster Movie.
i wish superhero movie wasn't so all over the place. they should have stuck with one movie parody like scary movie 1 did. just x-men would have worked best, both because you get a built in ensemble, and because the first trilogy were kind of weird by themselves.
3 was when they started to delve too deep in to whatever was pop culture relevant at the time instead of creating their own narrative through parodying horror/scary movie classics. Most notably the MJ reference and the 8 miles spoof they tossed in to the movie. The movie was still enjoyable and funny no doubt but it signaled the beginning of the end.
Wow you're moronic. 1 and 2 were parodies of entire actual horror movies. Several horror movies actually
You're such a dumb zoomer jfc
Hey Black person, did I fricking mention 1 and 2 anywhere in my post? I was talking about how 3 deviated from that formula in to more pop culture referencial comedy which lead to the eventual death of the parody movie genre when it was oversaturated with references (sometimes ones that were dated as soon as the movie came out).
Yeah, and that scene sucks, and proves my point. However, in 3 they had a whole storyline parodying 8 miles which has nothing to do with scary movies and that was the point where it all went to shit. Scary Movie 3 was still a funny movie with some of my favorite gags but after that the quality was diving off a cliff like a moronic walrus.
Woah anon, you are clearly agitated and need to take a good walk outside. It's also well known scary movie 5 is the best with Ashley breastsdale. There, don't you feel better? 🙂
Scary Movie 2 has the basketball scene that parodies a long forgotten Nike commercial
>Nike commercial
which was also only known in usa and completely irrelevant in the rest of the world
Doesn't the first movie have the Bud Wazzup commercial parody? Pretty sure they were doing it from the start.
The nike parody was way better though.
>Doesn't the first movie have the Bud Wazzup commercial parody?
Yes but that overshadowed the actual commercial, which was copying an earlier meme
Scary Movie 5 is the only bad one.
Scary Movie 3 is moronly good
It's strange how much it stands out compared to the others which are either just slop or aged like shit
1 is the best Scary Movie
2 is the weakest
3 is the funniest
4 is like 3 but weaker
I think 2 is the weakest because due to 1 success, the production time was insanely short
2 was weak because it seems studio forced them to made sequel, should wait for a year to collect new material for sequel.
I bet you didn't like the basketball commercial gag.
Plebs
Absolute kino
any movie with Leslie Nielson is certified kino
black guy on the right has such a baby face I just want to cradle him and rub his little black bald head
That's Ja Rule, zoomer.
I’m a millenial, but who?
If he is a rapper, then congratulations, your IQ is double digit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyre_Festival
man that part when he think hes under attack and starts hitting people is top notch
i like to think this means the scary movie universe is the same one as the Tom Clancy universe.
Or just Air Force One
1 > 3 > Rest were shit
They killed horror movies tho
I liked how 3's main protagonist always looked really bewildered by everything.
2 is shit, forced and not funny
3 is top kino
2 is only held up by a few very memorable performances from Tim Curry and James Woods.
Both great, in fairness. Also David Cross and Chris Elliot having a wheelchair-off will never not make me smile.
Be honest. Would you frick Brenda?
>See this
>think it's a funny gag where her hat gets bigger every time she shows up throughout the movie
>entire hat bit is in a single 2 minute scene
Yeah no this shit was garbage
she was only in 2 scenes, moron. The joke wouldn't have worked "throughout the movie"
>she was only in 2 scenes, moron. The joke wouldn't have worked "throughout the movie"
I would have worked worldwide, but it was targeted at American audiences.
>Can i have a few minutes with the bottom half?
What happened to Miramax anyway?
Say whatever you want about him but ever since he's been gone movies got much shittier
same thing that happened to Jenifer Lawrence Coincidence?
The recreation of the hide and seek scene from War of the Worlds should have gone on ten times longer to highlight the ridiculousness of the moment.
Do I need to watch the first 2 or can I go straight to 3?
Scary movie isn't a fricking cinematic universe you moron. They literally bring back characters who were dead as a joke and then kill them again.
no they don't idiot
There's nothing major that carries over from 1 or 2 story wise iirc plus with these kind of films it's more about the jokes than the story anyway.
tom, i'll need a ride home
2 is underrated.
These men died for their country, send flowers to their b***hes and hoes
Her hat wasn't the only thing getting bigger every time she was on screen
GOOD GOD! THE LITTLE ONES HAVE METAL TEETH! JERRY’S KIDS MY ASS!
FRIENDLY HR ADVICE
4 isn’t that good but it’s Saw spoof is the funniest bit in the series.
>Hey, you know your teacher, Ms. Brenda?
>Yeah..
>SHE'S DEAD
The first one was way funnier
please someone post that scene from 1 where ghostface or whoever the frick is standing outside the school then runs behind a tree like a goober
ah nevermind here it is
>those 2 scenes when the dude gets thrown out a window but gets up in half a second
always makes me chuckle
You just can't keep that man down
That was definitely my favourite joke in the film, along with
>How can you wake up dead?
>>How can you wake up dead?
holy kek I totally forgot that whole argument
also the rat vs mouse
ah frick it I will watch this movie for the billionth time
>goofy white people dance
top kek
Also that beat was pretty slick
Scary Movie 4 helped give me an unfortunate fetish at a young age.
Harold and Kumar was the shot, Scary Movie 4 was the chaser.
>those breasts were considered huge
boomers are cringe af
one of my first early movie jerk material. good times.
Me and my brother would reference this movie nonstop. This scene and the news footage of the alien walking in the background had us fricking howling.
Yes…very…very disturbing…
absolutely classic scene. I miss the 2000s era spoof's. Scary Movie, Not Another Teen Movie, and Superhero movie were peak.
3>1>4>2>>>>5
Absolute fricking kino. The greatest
Salem has officially lost his chill.
>Señior director mister, the fountain set is ready, si.
now this is filmmaking
more efforts and talent were put into making this quick 'get all the cash while its riding the wave' shitty sequel than into making of 99% of current Hollywood movies.
Is Scary Movie 1 and 3 considered good or shit compared to classics like Airplane?
airplane is shit
They were. Also very clever social satire (the shootout/bitches and hoes scene from SM3 for instance)
>gangster crew arrives to help
>they immediately get into a fight with each other
>despite shooting at each other from like 3 meters no one gets hit
>the chick shoots a fricking RPG blasting away everyone
>these men died for their country
>send some flowers to their b***hes and hoes
written and directed by the creator of Chernobyl
The foghorn scare is one of the greatest jokes ever put into a film.
>million popups
kek
how the frick could they even come up with so many jokes
Comedies are the pinnacle of movies when done well and the worst movies when done poorly? What's your favorite comedy, anons?
superbad
american pie 1- 4, reunion
deadstream
scary movie 1-3
eurotrip
jay and silent bob strike back
zack and miri makes a porno
I hate to have such basic taste but my favorite is probably What About Bob
>dogs are acting weird
so funny! haha...haha
KINO ALERT WOOP WOOP
I love dumb visual gags
Kinography of the highest level
>These men died for their country. Send flowers to their b***hes and hoes
kek
To me its this scene
I dont know how, but Nielsen pulled this shit in the funniest way possible
>Eh, we dont have to go through ab insurance, do we?
>Throws 40$ onto the dead body
Frick
Sure, let me give you a piss sponge bath to show you that I agree!
sorry, im not a millenial.
i barely get any of the references.
I hope there will be media you look back on fondly
cuz as a millennial it's tough to imagine, but maybe it's all just bias in the end
the best part about being gen alpha is that anytime someone takes a shit, you're going to reminisce about Skibidi Toilet.
Shannon Elizabeth was a hot bawd, yeah.
>when the ring chick gets out the TV and gets punched in the face
almost shit myself laughing
pantsu. I like the part where she kicks the gremlin lady in the c**t. based.
Why the frick is the crayons thing so funny?
which one has the hot blind chick shitting that gave me a scat fetish
Scary movie threads are always comfy.
I never got into Scary Movie films but I'd probably definitely enjoy them now. I think I thought when I was younger they were just lame retreads of airplane or naked gun. And a lot of dumb black humor
>take my strong hand
still a quote in use with my friends and family today. why dont comedy movies have such memorable lies anymore bros
>How the hell do you wake up dead?
Still makes me laugh
>people praising 3 now and saying 1 and 2 are mid
either you guys are trolling, ive entered another dimension or the thread is full of the most whitest mayo eating white people to ever exist
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how was 5 such hot fricking garbage?
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The crayon gag at the very end of this video is the funniest thing out of any of the Scary Movies
> I have a dream
> what's your dream?
> to have a dream
Alright just rewatched it. Still love it.
Yeah this is one of my favourites. Also I just noticed that the bus says DA HOOD as a destination, kek.
Been rewatching it for years and only noticed the DA HOOD sign recently kek
>Mr. President! Have you gone completely insane?!
>Like a FOX!