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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scary Movie 3 is the greatest comedy film of all time
    there I said it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its not even the best scary movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it easily is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you think thats weird, you should see how we pee.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess we're not so different after all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          RIP. wish we could have lost literally anyone else in comedy and film. hate this fake force laugh society. no, if like to piss myself with unexpected laughter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe not the best, but it is certainty legendary tier like airplane. All the jokes just land.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only the 3rd one.

      Scary Movie 3 is moronly good
      It's strange how much it stands out compared to the others which are either just slop or aged like shit

      https://i.imgur.com/zMaaezs.jpeg

      the scary movie flicks were kino

      >3 gays
      mcdonalds arthouse/a24 watchers filtered by wayans kino. can assume they weren't alive during the series heyday

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon, I'll need a ride home.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you were old enough to watch this scene in cinema
      After the first Shizl you couldn't hear the rest of the audio.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has about 10 "person gets hit on the head" jokes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it was the Yahtzee one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i never played yahtzee until last year, i know understand his excitement and the scene is more humourous to me now, most I've got is 3 yahtzees in a single game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree
      but to fully enjoy it you need to see all the movies it parodies first, which may filter some people who didn't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched the first 3 in reverse order and I also found 3 to be the funniest now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are israelites so good at comedy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right? Airplane was written by a trio of midwest israelites and that shits the best. Three stooges were israeli as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Three stooges were israeli as well.
          The Three Stooges are not funny at all. I guess they're the exception that proves the rule.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its their sense of comedy that sustained them as a people for 3000 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes the first two films felt like trial runs and 3 is where they found their footing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's either the 3rd or the 2nd. I like the 2nd the most.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him because he told the truth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first one was the best one because it was a fresh idea to parody the movie that was already a parody of slasher movies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's 2 like? I bought it but haven't watched it yet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        similar style to the first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 is terrible but Cinemaphile has to pretend to like it because the first 2 were made by black people and the 3rd was made by israelites (white)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you. Airplane! gays can die screaming and plummeting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >safe humor
      1 and 2 couldn't be made today with the jokes it had, 3 is your typical slop that any director could whip up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1 and 2 couldn't be made today with the jokes it had
        like what

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >troony with his balls sticking out wanting to rape girls in his office
          >"well then, your father's stupid!" "so? I don't know him."
          >Ray being a gay rapist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a stupid homosexual
        go watch 3rd movie again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Its the only Scary Movie that its jokes are well thought and it can be also enjoyed as a comedy movie. 1 and 2 are good, but the jokes and the plot are not that well thought and can they only stand as parody movies and nothing more. 4 was extremely lazy and unfunny.
      For me
      3=Superhero movie >1=2=Epic Movie=Meet the Spartans >>shit> 4=Disaster movie

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only the 3rd one.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quoting this scene to a cop who pulled me over for speeding 14 above the limit AND flashing my brights to the beat of a song into his parked, hidden face got me off with a warning. Kino is THAT powerful, fellas.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greatest shortest joke ever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are literally the only 2 jokes anyone ever cites to defend an entire goddamn series of movies. Curious!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'll take the bait. these threads usually consist of nothing but quotes from the movies. they're lame circlejerks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It had a couple of good scenes but it was such a mixed bag. Barely anything to do with the horror movie genre. The 8 mile scenes, the matrix scene, signs, etc. I feel like the only reason they called it Scary Movie was because of brand recognition.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the "Tom, I will need a ride home".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If I hadn't fallen asleep for those exact twenty minutes
          >If I hadn't drunk that bottle of whiskey
          >If I hadn't strangled that mullato on the highway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >See this
        >think it's a funny gag where her hat gets bigger every time she shows up throughout the movie
        >entire hat bit is in a single 2 minute scene

        Yeah no this shit was garbage

        >Tom I'll need a ride home.
        >Croyans get thrown at the door and the nigress says now who the frick did that?
        Still make me shit myself laughing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tom I'll need a ride home.

          Kek I was gonna post that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her name is Brenda and you will respect our chocolate queen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ow my balls
        >OOoo Jesus
        >No!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go to sleep and wake up dead!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you think that's curious, you should see how we pee!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zMaaezs.jpeg

      the scary movie flicks were kino

      The visual humour in this movie was great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are shotgun shells and he wieners the shovel like a shotgun. The joke is kind of lost without sound though.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 is moronic, 1 and 2 are soul

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      1 and 2 are funny. 3 and on aren't worth watching. Should've stayed a Wayans joint

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ironic that the Scary Movie franchise turned to shit once Jim Abrahams and David Zucker got involved

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jews get their hands on something.
      Thing goes to shit.
      You don't need to have any pattern recognition skills to notice some patterns.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You don't need to have any pattern recognition skills to notice some patterns.
        Top Secret was impeccable though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I see, very well... Let me know if his condition changes
          >He's dead

          Tried showing Top Secret to my family, but none of them really took to it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>I see, very well... Let me know if his condition changes
            >>He's dead
            Kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that whole scene shot backwards just because
            Fricking love that movie, thanks for showing it to me, mom

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 is weird.
    1 and 2 have a cheapness to em that are like "real homies made a movie" while 3 has charlie sheen and some high production moments, mixed with frickin...the acting quality of that Lifetime movie about porn addiction, it also seems very ashamed that its "Scary Movie" and not Airplane 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 honestly feels like a proper film, but that's probably because it's the closest to adapting its source material. 2 I can understand because of time constraints. 3 is where it starts to look a little like Superhero Movie, which is not to say it's a bad thing because they're both fricking hilarious films, but 4 is where it looks almost identical to Disaster Movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wish superhero movie wasn't so all over the place. they should have stuck with one movie parody like scary movie 1 did. just x-men would have worked best, both because you get a built in ensemble, and because the first trilogy were kind of weird by themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 was when they started to delve too deep in to whatever was pop culture relevant at the time instead of creating their own narrative through parodying horror/scary movie classics. Most notably the MJ reference and the 8 miles spoof they tossed in to the movie. The movie was still enjoyable and funny no doubt but it signaled the beginning of the end.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow you're moronic. 1 and 2 were parodies of entire actual horror movies. Several horror movies actually
        You're such a dumb zoomer jfc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey Black person, did I fricking mention 1 and 2 anywhere in my post? I was talking about how 3 deviated from that formula in to more pop culture referencial comedy which lead to the eventual death of the parody movie genre when it was oversaturated with references (sometimes ones that were dated as soon as the movie came out).

          Scary Movie 2 has the basketball scene that parodies a long forgotten Nike commercial

          Yeah, and that scene sucks, and proves my point. However, in 3 they had a whole storyline parodying 8 miles which has nothing to do with scary movies and that was the point where it all went to shit. Scary Movie 3 was still a funny movie with some of my favorite gags but after that the quality was diving off a cliff like a moronic walrus.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Woah anon, you are clearly agitated and need to take a good walk outside. It's also well known scary movie 5 is the best with Ashley breastsdale. There, don't you feel better? 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scary Movie 2 has the basketball scene that parodies a long forgotten Nike commercial

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nike commercial
          which was also only known in usa and completely irrelevant in the rest of the world

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't the first movie have the Bud Wazzup commercial parody? Pretty sure they were doing it from the start.

          The nike parody was way better though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't the first movie have the Bud Wazzup commercial parody?
            Yes but that overshadowed the actual commercial, which was copying an earlier meme

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scary Movie 5 is the only bad one.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scary Movie 3 is moronly good
    It's strange how much it stands out compared to the others which are either just slop or aged like shit

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 is the best Scary Movie
    2 is the weakest
    3 is the funniest
    4 is like 3 but weaker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think 2 is the weakest because due to 1 success, the production time was insanely short

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 was weak because it seems studio forced them to made sequel, should wait for a year to collect new material for sequel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you didn't like the basketball commercial gag.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think 2 is the weakest because due to 1 success, the production time was insanely short

      2 is shit, forced and not funny
      3 is top kino

      2 is only held up by a few very memorable performances from Tim Curry and James Woods.

      Plebs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute kino

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any movie with Leslie Nielson is certified kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      black guy on the right has such a baby face I just want to cradle him and rub his little black bald head

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's Ja Rule, zoomer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m a millenial, but who?
          If he is a rapper, then congratulations, your IQ is double digit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyre_Festival

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man that part when he think hes under attack and starts hitting people is top notch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like to think this means the scary movie universe is the same one as the Tom Clancy universe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or just Air Force One

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > Rest were shit

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They killed horror movies tho

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how 3's main protagonist always looked really bewildered by everything.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 is shit, forced and not funny
    3 is top kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 is only held up by a few very memorable performances from Tim Curry and James Woods.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both great, in fairness. Also David Cross and Chris Elliot having a wheelchair-off will never not make me smile.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest. Would you frick Brenda?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See this
    >think it's a funny gag where her hat gets bigger every time she shows up throughout the movie
    >entire hat bit is in a single 2 minute scene

    Yeah no this shit was garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was only in 2 scenes, moron. The joke wouldn't have worked "throughout the movie"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she was only in 2 scenes, moron. The joke wouldn't have worked "throughout the movie"
        I would have worked worldwide, but it was targeted at American audiences.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can i have a few minutes with the bottom half?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Miramax anyway?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Say whatever you want about him but ever since he's been gone movies got much shittier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same thing that happened to Jenifer Lawrence Coincidence?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The recreation of the hide and seek scene from War of the Worlds should have gone on ten times longer to highlight the ridiculousness of the moment.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to watch the first 2 or can I go straight to 3?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scary movie isn't a fricking cinematic universe you moron. They literally bring back characters who were dead as a joke and then kill them again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no they don't idiot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing major that carries over from 1 or 2 story wise iirc plus with these kind of films it's more about the jokes than the story anyway.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tom, i'll need a ride home

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 is underrated.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These men died for their country, send flowers to their b***hes and hoes

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her hat wasn't the only thing getting bigger every time she was on screen

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD GOD! THE LITTLE ONES HAVE METAL TEETH! JERRY’S KIDS MY ASS!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRIENDLY HR ADVICE

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 isn’t that good but it’s Saw spoof is the funniest bit in the series.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, you know your teacher, Ms. Brenda?
    >Yeah..
    >SHE'S DEAD

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first one was way funnier

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please someone post that scene from 1 where ghostface or whoever the frick is standing outside the school then runs behind a tree like a goober

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah nevermind here it is

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those 2 scenes when the dude gets thrown out a window but gets up in half a second

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      always makes me chuckle
      You just can't keep that man down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was definitely my favourite joke in the film, along with
      >How can you wake up dead?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>How can you wake up dead?
        holy kek I totally forgot that whole argument
        also the rat vs mouse

        ah frick it I will watch this movie for the billionth time

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goofy white people dance
      top kek
      Also that beat was pretty slick

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scary Movie 4 helped give me an unfortunate fetish at a young age.
    Harold and Kumar was the shot, Scary Movie 4 was the chaser.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those breasts were considered huge
      boomers are cringe af

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of my first early movie jerk material. good times.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my brother would reference this movie nonstop. This scene and the news footage of the alien walking in the background had us fricking howling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes…very…very disturbing…

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely classic scene. I miss the 2000s era spoof's. Scary Movie, Not Another Teen Movie, and Superhero movie were peak.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3>1>4>2>>>>5

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Sage

          Absolute fricking kino. The greatest

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Salem has officially lost his chill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Señior director mister, the fountain set is ready, si.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now this is filmmaking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more efforts and talent were put into making this quick 'get all the cash while its riding the wave' shitty sequel than into making of 99% of current Hollywood movies.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Scary Movie 1 and 3 considered good or shit compared to classics like Airplane?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      airplane is shit

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were. Also very clever social satire (the shootout/bitches and hoes scene from SM3 for instance)

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gangster crew arrives to help
    >they immediately get into a fight with each other
    >despite shooting at each other from like 3 meters no one gets hit
    >the chick shoots a fricking RPG blasting away everyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >these men died for their country
      >send some flowers to their b***hes and hoes

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    written and directed by the creator of Chernobyl

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The foghorn scare is one of the greatest jokes ever put into a film.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >million popups
      kek
      how the frick could they even come up with so many jokes

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comedies are the pinnacle of movies when done well and the worst movies when done poorly? What's your favorite comedy, anons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      superbad
      american pie 1- 4, reunion
      deadstream
      scary movie 1-3
      eurotrip
      jay and silent bob strike back
      zack and miri makes a porno

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to have such basic taste but my favorite is probably What About Bob

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dogs are acting weird

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so funny! haha...haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KINO ALERT WOOP WOOP

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love dumb visual gags

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinography of the highest level

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >These men died for their country. Send flowers to their b***hes and hoes
      kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To me its this scene
      I dont know how, but Nielsen pulled this shit in the funniest way possible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Eh, we dont have to go through ab insurance, do we?
        >Throws 40$ onto the dead body

        Frick

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, let me give you a piss sponge bath to show you that I agree!

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, im not a millenial.
    i barely get any of the references.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope there will be media you look back on fondly
      cuz as a millennial it's tough to imagine, but maybe it's all just bias in the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the best part about being gen alpha is that anytime someone takes a shit, you're going to reminisce about Skibidi Toilet.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shannon Elizabeth was a hot bawd, yeah.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when the ring chick gets out the TV and gets punched in the face
    almost shit myself laughing

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pantsu. I like the part where she kicks the gremlin lady in the c**t. based.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is the crayons thing so funny?

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which one has the hot blind chick shitting that gave me a scat fetish

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scary movie threads are always comfy.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never got into Scary Movie films but I'd probably definitely enjoy them now. I think I thought when I was younger they were just lame retreads of airplane or naked gun. And a lot of dumb black humor

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take my strong hand
    still a quote in use with my friends and family today. why dont comedy movies have such memorable lies anymore bros

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How the hell do you wake up dead?
    Still makes me laugh

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people praising 3 now and saying 1 and 2 are mid
    either you guys are trolling, ive entered another dimension or the thread is full of the most whitest mayo eating white people to ever exist

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=6

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how was 5 such hot fricking garbage?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=uC5eeQrHHhPK5EBR

    The crayon gag at the very end of this video is the funniest thing out of any of the Scary Movies

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > I have a dream
    > what's your dream?
    > to have a dream

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright just rewatched it. Still love it.

      Yeah this is one of my favourites. Also I just noticed that the bus says DA HOOD as a destination, kek.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Been rewatching it for years and only noticed the DA HOOD sign recently kek

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. President! Have you gone completely insane?!
    >Like a FOX!

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