The Schumacherverse is underrated.

The Schumacherverse is underrated.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to polish these turds in hindsight
    So this is the power of the DCU Flash....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Forever does at least have the Director's Cut going for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Has that been released? I thought it was just rumored to exist

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah its all just clout-brag from that turd seth rogan so that people could forgive him after his last years oopsies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It does make sense that Ezra Flash would end up as part of the Schumacherverse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        someone once did fanart of what he would look like but I can't find it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            brilliant that's the one, thank you, I saved it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He also did a Carrie Kelley that wasn't half bad, either

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These films were always a fun send up to Adam West era.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off. Nobody wanted Adam West to return. We wanted more Burton.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but nobody wanted more Adam West. BTAS had already nailed the tone, and they even took Mr Freeze's rebuilt backstory and design from it, but they fricked it up like a bunch of morons.

          Speak for yourself, homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer authentic West. I think that type of zaniness only works in small chunks. The Adam West movie has a lot of great bits, but honestly it gets to be a slog at times. I rarely watch the whole thing. The episodes are great though.
        I kinda wonder how Batman and Robin would be broken into two twenty-minute-long chunks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but nobody wanted more Adam West. BTAS had already nailed the tone, and they even took Mr Freeze's rebuilt backstory and design from it, but they fricked it up like a bunch of morons.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was just an old gay queen jerking off all over a Cirq de Solei vegas show and slapping Batman on the cover.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He fell into the same brainbug that assumed the 60s Adam West Batman show was actually about a gay couple, and that Batman fans were REALLY fans of the West series and not the Burton movies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Schumacher was old enough that he read Dick Sprang Batman comics as a kid. Stuff like the giant sized statues and bright colors all comes from making a big budget, 90's version of that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and that Batman fans were REALLY fans of the West series and not the Burton movies.

        Loads of people at WB thought this. For some reason the Burton movie becoming a frickhuge out of control success still had the Warner execs thinking that Batman fans were really fans of the 60s West show and not really the Burton movies. Despite their being ridiculously lucrative.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and that Batman fans were REALLY fans of the West series and not the Burton movies.

        Loads of people at WB thought this. For some reason the Burton movie becoming a frickhuge out of control success still had the Warner execs thinking that Batman fans were really fans of the 60s West show and not really the Burton movies. Despite their being ridiculously lucrative.

        WB execs thought this after the reaction to Returns pissing off the parents. Their solution was to make a modern movie out of the West series instead. So we ended up with bright colors, neon gangs, dance numbers, comedic villains, and dutched angles everywhere.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Schumacher movies had the GOAT soundtracks.

  4. 1 month ago
    Big 'dick' Lenny

    Shut up moron

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine trying to have a nice day. It'll take 5 minutes from jumping off a building to landing on the ground.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Arguably the two worst films ever made.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the locations would make for an incredible video game level, that observatory was nutty.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, you just grew up with it. Same with the rehabilitation of the 2004 The Batman series.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up with them. I actually really liked them as a kid. They're still awful dogshit. Some people just don't know where to place their nostalgia.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Burton movies were just as campy as the 60s show, i don't understand why everyone acts like they were this mature serious evolution of the character. He wore black, that's about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's people's perception. Back in the 80's/90's the Burton movies seemed dark, if anyone watches them now without nostalgia they see them as camp after the Nolan Batman movies. It's not a bad thing, just what it is. Opie and Anthony had a whole thing about how a lot of 80's movies were taken straight back then but now seem ridiculous and unintentionally funny as culture changes.
      89 starts off gritty buy by the end it gets campy. Returns has some gothy atmosphere but it's campy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >by the end it gets campy

        It turned campy once Jack embraced the Joker persona.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's people's perception. Back in the 80's/90's the Burton movies seemed dark, if anyone watches them now without nostalgia they see them as camp after the Nolan Batman movies. It's not a bad thing, just what it is. Opie and Anthony had a whole thing about how a lot of 80's movies were taken straight back then but now seem ridiculous and unintentionally funny as culture changes.
      89 starts off gritty buy by the end it gets campy. Returns has some gothy atmosphere but it's campy.

      The Burton movies probably had the best balance for a superhero movie ever. The setting and everyone in it was normal everyday Earth. But Batman and Joker were over the top cartoon characters that worked on cartoon physics. It stunned everyone else in the movie too.

      It worked because we get a realistic movie with a Batman with insane impossible gadgets and Joker with ridiculous gags that also work out. No one was trying to make it 100% REAL as if a REAL guy was REALLY dressed up as a bad and punched people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The setting and everyone in it was normal everyday Earth. But Batman and Joker were over the top cartoon characters that worked on cartoon physics
        That's really only the case for 89. Returns is almost a straight up Tim Burton cartoon. Compare Vicky and Selina and it's like night and day. Christopher Walken is chewing scenery.Even visually , 89 is an anachronistic, but realistic world, Returns is a German expressionist set.
        If anything Keaton Batman is the one guy playing it like a serious movie in Returns.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This might have been the first time I saw a Christopher Walken impression

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Robin turned me gay

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is. Over the top insanity and I love that it didn't hold back.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think neon gangs are a cool aesthetic, but that’s about it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go frick yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here he comes now, the big ham

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's easily the sexiest Batman

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  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The schumackerverse is Undertaken, there.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing in those movies was Arnold having lots of fun while playing Freeze

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked them and I hope this aesthetics will come back after everyone gets tired of all that 'realistic' crap.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forever might be the most aesthetic movie ever made

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong board. /lgbt/ is two clicks down.

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