>the shy quiet girl at work asks you out
How would you react?
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>the shy quiet girl at work asks you out
>the shy quiet girl at work asks you out
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They couldn’t picked a better looking dude, he’s bald
"Sorry I have a girlfriend" or "Sorry I'm gay"
That dude's got a weird-ass head.
And when I was in 8th grade, a qt shy girl asked me to come over after school and told me her parents weren't home. I said no, went home and played video games. She never asked me over again.
Gonna sound like a gay but whatever. Are you me? Quite literally the same happened to me. We were talking after school and as we approached her house she told me the same thing so I just said nah see you, and went home to play some WC3 (or maybe Gothic 2, I don't quite remember). Jesus
I had my chances back in my teenages but I was just le edgy moron. After school the game change from normal to pro
Rape her right there and then obviously.
>she was asking for it
That's my O face
So this is the white version of the Common and Queen Latifah one?
Look at that homosexual, he looks like he collects ipa and le upboats, theres no way someone like Ridley is going for him.
Try to make her feel secure.
>straps her to the table
Them knots secure enough for ya?
I would assume its a prank or a setup and just walk away without saying anything
>girl asks you out
Why don't movies have believable premises any more? I'm sick of all this fantasy shit.
I've actually had it happen twice. Both were ugly though and I said no.
I don't like fat bearded man....
Why not?
t. fat bearded man
From personal experience they can be mean mfs
mean how? abusive or just passive-aggresive?
Mean.. i'm not disclosing any more info stay on topic
Kek good one
I'd kill myself because apparently I got a job.
I would say
>Offtopic b***h
punch the wall and tell her how behind she is on blowjobs since I've known her 2 weeks already.
I would probably assume it's some kind of joke or more probably that she wants something from me. Women do not give me any attention at all unless their job requires it or they they think they can get something from me or get me to do something.
I am not what Women fantasize about and I'm acutely aware of it, if a woman interacts with me she wants something in return.
for the purposes of a fictional movie, it kinda makes sense she likes some guy from work, a fictional femcel can fall for anyone who shows kindness to her. from what I remember from the original short film, she was having suicidal thoughts all the time and was massively insecure but the guy was just being nice talking to her and inviting her to watch movies so she had a crush on him, then they ended up having sex, then he invited her to go somewhere and the entire time she was thinking he was going to kill her and dump her body somewhere, then she had a mental breakdown and then he hugs her.
A femcel is showered in kindness but deems them unworthy of her grace.
>uh yeah sure
I'd know she's fricking with me so I'd tell her to frick off in a funny way
pinch myself and wake up from an obvious dream because a woman has never even started a conversation with me in my entire life. being ugly as frick will do that.
Is there any way to watch this yet?
there doesn't even seem to be a trailer out
women don't ask men out lmao
part of their narcissism is that they get asked out like they have value
They do when they like you enough. All relationships have an inherent power dynamic. If you fold for her first, you’re her b***h. If she folds for you first, she’s your b***h.
They do sometimes, yes. But honestly, they don't have to most of the time. It's a bit embarassing for them to even have to ask and rejection is a far bigger loss for them then it is for men, so they try to avoid it if possible. That's why guys tend to interpret things more sexually, because they are tuned to recognize these signals. Most relatinoships, though, the guy is the b***h. At the end of the day, she can withold sex and he can't.
The shy awkward girl asking you out is usually sincere
The loud obnoxious girl asking you out is being a b***h
she is so precious
Politely refuse and then go home lock myself in my room and wonder why I can't get laid
I deliver her some sex
Is that the guy who does those call of duty simon says videos?
Last time this happened she was a short fatty girl that looked like the hobbit from the lotr series poster.
if a girl showed interest in me I would seriously question her mental state, or assume it's some kind of scam
I don't even want a gf anymore
this
if I woke up one morning with a gf it'd be like waking up in the pilot's seat of a 747 in a downward spiral over the Alps
>Captain you have to reset the throttle and
>What the frick is a throttle
This and pic related are undateable femcels. Know the difference
>that scene of her furiously jerking off while ERPing with some random creep, then crying herself to sleep while fantasizing about the world ending
>she will never gum you
Why live?
>she will never grace you with her presence
Why live?
If a woman is asking ME out there's something wrong with her or, more likely, it's a prank designed to make me feel bad.
You're mentally ill if you think like that.
No some dudes just have no illusions about their worth
Were you ever actually asked out by a deranged woman? Have you ever been pranked like that? L
Like, what makes you think this way? Any real past negative experiences or pure self-loathing?
not him but yes i was pranked like that once. had a girl ask me out then a bunch of guys came up laughing when i got nervous/embarrassed because they set her up to it.
Sounds like a bunch of buttholes. Is this middle school or do adults in the US actually act like that?
Man, this is a really good roastie impersonation. You're ready to transition sis.
Why did you respond to me with this when there are multiple posts saying the exact same thing?
I would assume it's a joke or a prank.
If she then convinces me that she's serious I would tell her that I'm flattered but not emotionally available at all and not dating at the moment.
Yes I've done this before.
I need an adult!
is the movie out? I can only find the short film on public torrents
>a woman asking a man out
men only want one thing and it's disgusting
At least she is not going to chad so I respect that. Unless he is a chad within his social circle for some reason.
I was the only man in a female office and they all flirted with me constantly presumably because there was no other men around all day for them to talk to.
So women will simp for a man if he is the only avaliable male. This explains why getting a girlfriend was more easy before they got access to every simp in the world with internet.
that's not what was said or what happened. Maybe you don't know what simp means, either way consider suicide, clown.
Depends what you mean by simp but they did shit like buy me coffee and chocolate all the time
Ok professor X explain to me
Either they saw you as a potential bull or a gay friend
>gay friend
If someone comes here then Its 100% this
A girl asked me out in college but I told her I was busy all month. I felt bad but I just don’t find her attractive bros. KV btw
If she wasn’t grossly overweight like the other ones then I’d be pleased.
Daisy is married to some actual chad irl.
>>the shy quiet girl at work asks you out
>How would you react?
Tell that b***h to step aside she's between me and my goon cave
Holy shit, how do you even get to this point? This is how I imagine people on /B/ and those porn boards are
I don't know whether to be impressed or repulsed
Seriously, is being a drug addict more dignified than this?
Everyone is naturally a coomer. Most people just supress it.
fake.