hint: the sea people weren't written about until the 19th century, 3000 years after it supposedly happened. the inventor based it on ancient Egyptian accounts or myths involving sea invasions that weren't even related in their own narratives. literally one guy invented them 3000 years later and you now believe this is "history".
This simultaneously reminds me of my teenage years as a cringy skeptic and my cringy adult years as a Cinemaphile Christian would get outraged about things like this.
at least you grew out of it
my friend is 32yo, and literally any time religion or churches are brought up, he has to talk about how awful religion is and how priests molest kids
at this point, I half believe he was molested as a kid himself
Never ever.
The average atheist is merely an anti-christian because christians don't really fight back. If you go anti-islam you get beheaded and if you go anti-israelite you get financially raped.
>2020
I was 16 when that came out
I was 43, films and television haven't been the same since Ernest Borgnine died
have a nice day
SNEED
They'll NEVER stop. Do you hear me? It will NEVER stop
noooo not the hecking hittites
The who?
Hittites were chumps.
Imagine jobbing to sea people so hard that people think your entire civilization was a myth made up by the Bible.
Sea People were based.
We’ll the sea peoples were absolute chads so it makes sense
I guess, I mean, if you're the kind of guy who is impressed by a single sack in garbage time they were.
>t.seething hittie
Both Hittites and Sea People were white.
the sea people kicked the shit out of everyone
hint: the sea people weren't written about until the 19th century, 3000 years after it supposedly happened. the inventor based it on ancient Egyptian accounts or myths involving sea invasions that weren't even related in their own narratives. literally one guy invented them 3000 years later and you now believe this is "history".
Fricking moron there are writings about the Sea People from Israel, Greece, Anatolia, Syria, Babylon and Egypt.
They were most likely proto Indo European Greeks who took their Iron weapons and bullied the Bronze Age civilizations
everybody "jobbed" to the seapeople
When are they going to do an episode about all the racism, sexism and homophobia in the quran?
This simultaneously reminds me of my teenage years as a cringy skeptic and my cringy adult years as a Cinemaphile Christian would get outraged about things like this.
at least you grew out of it
my friend is 32yo, and literally any time religion or churches are brought up, he has to talk about how awful religion is and how priests molest kids
at this point, I half believe he was molested as a kid himself
Science won
>UNPROVEN theories, hence theories and not laws
>punished for not accepting them as fact
huh, weird science you got there.
>nu simpsons is as intellectual as a fedora shitposter
Cinemaphile will love it.
Yeah cool, so when do we get an episode with Lisa analyzing the Qur'an?
Never ever.
The average atheist is merely an anti-christian because christians don't really fight back. If you go anti-islam you get beheaded and if you go anti-israelite you get financially raped.
does it make you an anti-semite if you unknowingly criticize the old testament because you think its christian?
Shut it down
Simpsons already did it
who the frick are sea people
Xenu's army
Meds, Balkanites, maybe also some Central Europeans.
>The Simpsons analyze The Bible
Let me know when they give the SAME level of analysis to the Torah and the Koran.
Torah is part of the Bible. In fact, they probably analyzed it in that episode.
90% of what they criticize is the Old Testament
>"people" still watch simpsons
20 years, and I still have trouble believing it.
In the beginning there was Chuck
Oh look, its another /misc/ snowflakes rage at a childrens cartoon episode episode
>This ancient text has led civilizations to prosperity for centuries, but it doesn't fit "modern" morality, therefore it is... LE BAD
Cant wait for the Talmud episode.