>Two cars, two pets, own a huge house, Lisa's so smart she'll get a free scholarship (Maggie too) and Bart doesn't care about going college.
Is this considered poverty in the 90s? I'd even argue they're not dysfunctional by today's standards, they're even stopping the Homer strangling Bart gag which was the only real dysfunction you could say they had.
The Simpsons just aren't relatable anymore, especially to younger generations.
When will you people learn that the point of church is to "educate" the sinners of the Earth, and every human is a sinner? An educated man may go to school but school is primarilly for the unlearned to learn.
They never seemed like a church-going family. Seems like they only put it there to appeal to 90s Christian mothers to stop sending letters to Fox to censor or cancel the show.
It never made sense for a dysfunctional family to go to church every Sunday.
Marge dragged them there. Did you miss all the scenes where church was portrayed as incredibly boring? Or, that anti-church rant Homer makes in The Simpsons movie?
I think the actual reason is they dont have anybody to google scripture and decipher it for a quick segment. The quality of writing is circling the drain and these homosexuals are in full cope.
Haha Homer gets an ipad
Marge practices polyrelationship
Bart joins antifa
Lisa has sex with me
Maggie takes HRT and pays for their treatment by twerking
>The only one of them that even cared about going to church was Marge as Homer woud sleep through it, Bart would play games and Lisa and Maggie would be left at home with Grandpa (probably)
Not much of a change really
I mean Homers entire thing for Hating on Ned was due to him being an annoying Christian
>"Hey, Marge. Remember that time we went to that church in San Francisco?" >*scene cuts to gay fist frick scene* >*scene cuts back to Homer and Marge >"Yeah... They deserve to be loved and respected like everybody else."
Im not OP i jut dont get it you can pray to god from anywhere and i bet ppl who go to church on mondays dont go to pray they just go because they feel compelled to.
Tons of Christians don't go to church every week. Lots of Christians only go a couple times a year when there is a special occasion, like Christmas or Easter.
It never made sense for a dysfunctional family to go to church every Sunday.
What do you think made them dysfunctional in the first place?
Seethe christcuck.
Poverty and the father's drinking habit.
>Two cars, two pets, own a huge house, Lisa's so smart she'll get a free scholarship (Maggie too) and Bart doesn't care about going college.
Is this considered poverty in the 90s? I'd even argue they're not dysfunctional by today's standards, they're even stopping the Homer strangling Bart gag which was the only real dysfunction you could say they had.
The Simpsons just aren't relatable anymore, especially to younger generations.
Also forgot to mention they routinely go on family holidays and most of the time overseas.
Homer is the safety inspector of a nuclear power plant and they’re lower middle class.
When will you people learn that the point of church is to "educate" the sinners of the Earth, and every human is a sinner? An educated man may go to school but school is primarilly for the unlearned to learn.
They never seemed like a church-going family. Seems like they only put it there to appeal to 90s Christian mothers to stop sending letters to Fox to censor or cancel the show.
Marge dragged them there. Did you miss all the scenes where church was portrayed as incredibly boring? Or, that anti-church rant Homer makes in The Simpsons movie?
Absolute state of ~~*western animation*~~
They always call us right wing trolls but they never call us wrong.
Homer read talmud
I think the actual reason is they dont have anybody to google scripture and decipher it for a quick segment. The quality of writing is circling the drain and these homosexuals are in full cope.
The quality of writing has been better in the past two seasons than the last 20 or so years. Doesn’t mean it’s good but it’s certainly improved
So what's so good about it now?
>what's more progressive than to erase religion?
Moving on from something that's been around for more than 30 years and has outstaid its welcome by about 20?
Mashallah, the Simpsons have reverted to Islam wallahi.
based
Will there be plenty of episodes surrounding Yiddish temples?
Haha Homer gets an ipad
Marge practices polyrelationship
Bart joins antifa
Lisa has sex with me
Maggie takes HRT and pays for their treatment by twerking
bump
>The only one of them that even cared about going to church was Marge as Homer woud sleep through it, Bart would play games and Lisa and Maggie would be left at home with Grandpa (probably)
Not much of a change really
I mean Homers entire thing for Hating on Ned was due to him being an annoying Christian
Every sentence you wrote is wrong
They'll go back to church because the american church supports Israel.
They removed Apu because cucks were seething that some smelly Indian getting Caucasian pussy
>Screenrant
>2021
>Progressive
Degenerative
>"Hey, Marge. Remember that time we went to that church in San Francisco?"
>*scene cuts to gay fist frick scene*
>*scene cuts back to Homer and Marge
>"Yeah... They deserve to be loved and respected like everybody else."
why are you morons still responding to ai-generated ragebait threads with screencaps of fake articles?
Frick off christian tribal morons go cut the skin off a babies penis you sick morons
Dafuq you talking about?
I relish you moron fumbling around in the Abyss.
Why do americans even go to churches god is omnipresent you only go there when someone dies or is getting marriage
why do non-americans even post in ai-generated political ragebait threads of fake photoshopped articles and don't even post herb when they do it?
Im not OP i jut dont get it you can pray to god from anywhere and i bet ppl who go to church on mondays dont go to pray they just go because they feel compelled to.
If god is omnipotent then he knows what my unwashed wiener tastes like
Not real, Ivan.
the article is from 2021, it's obvious, but too many newbies don't understand yet.
>herb
huh?
>herb
SEIJ
Simpsons started in 1989, when church attendance was double of what it is now. Why is it surprising?
Meh. Leftists are so edgy
>Church scenes replaced by scenes of each Simpson scrolling their personalized, algorithmically generated social media feeds in silence
Tons of Christians don't go to church every week. Lots of Christians only go a couple times a year when there is a special occasion, like Christmas or Easter.
Lmao what kind of subhuman moron still goes to church in the current year? You dont srsly still believe in skydaddy...right?
The Simpsons are meant to be a typical American family. Back in the late 1980s that meant attending church.
35 years later things have changed.
Lmao what kind of subhuman moron still watches the SIMPsons in the current year?
they should start taking a vaxx booster every week
I miss Phil Hartman
Yes, they belong to a different church now.
If I was there I would have done it too out of fear of the entire fricking gang beating me up.
I hate Hollywood and the media, and the people that control them.
>the people that control them
QUI
>2021
GODDAMNIT, I HAVE BEEN FOOLED AGAIN. Thanks for pointing that out.
>erase religion
>only christianity tho!
Makes sense. Lisa is a Buddhist, Bart and Homer hate church, and Marge has opposed reverend Lovejoy more times than I can count.
They weren't a typical church-going family, Marge dragged them there + it was always used as a foil to Flanders' family being pious church-goers.
Doesnt matter anyway, it's all zombie Simpsons these days. Nobody watches.