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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It never made sense for a dysfunctional family to go to church every Sunday.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think made them dysfunctional in the first place?

      Seethe christcuck.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Poverty and the father's drinking habit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Two cars, two pets, own a huge house, Lisa's so smart she'll get a free scholarship (Maggie too) and Bart doesn't care about going college.
          Is this considered poverty in the 90s? I'd even argue they're not dysfunctional by today's standards, they're even stopping the Homer strangling Bart gag which was the only real dysfunction you could say they had.

          The Simpsons just aren't relatable anymore, especially to younger generations.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also forgot to mention they routinely go on family holidays and most of the time overseas.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Homer is the safety inspector of a nuclear power plant and they’re lower middle class.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When will you people learn that the point of church is to "educate" the sinners of the Earth, and every human is a sinner? An educated man may go to school but school is primarilly for the unlearned to learn.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They never seemed like a church-going family. Seems like they only put it there to appeal to 90s Christian mothers to stop sending letters to Fox to censor or cancel the show.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It never made sense for a dysfunctional family to go to church every Sunday.

      Marge dragged them there. Did you miss all the scenes where church was portrayed as incredibly boring? Or, that anti-church rant Homer makes in The Simpsons movie?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute state of ~~*western animation*~~

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always call us right wing trolls but they never call us wrong.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homer read talmud

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the actual reason is they dont have anybody to google scripture and decipher it for a quick segment. The quality of writing is circling the drain and these homosexuals are in full cope.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The quality of writing has been better in the past two seasons than the last 20 or so years. Doesn’t mean it’s good but it’s certainly improved

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what's so good about it now?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's more progressive than to erase religion?

    Moving on from something that's been around for more than 30 years and has outstaid its welcome by about 20?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mashallah, the Simpsons have reverted to Islam wallahi.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be plenty of episodes surrounding Yiddish temples?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha Homer gets an ipad
    Marge practices polyrelationship
    Bart joins antifa
    Lisa has sex with me
    Maggie takes HRT and pays for their treatment by twerking

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The only one of them that even cared about going to church was Marge as Homer woud sleep through it, Bart would play games and Lisa and Maggie would be left at home with Grandpa (probably)

    Not much of a change really

    I mean Homers entire thing for Hating on Ned was due to him being an annoying Christian

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every sentence you wrote is wrong

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll go back to church because the american church supports Israel.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They removed Apu because cucks were seething that some smelly Indian getting Caucasian pussy

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Screenrant
    >2021

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Progressive
    Degenerative

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey, Marge. Remember that time we went to that church in San Francisco?"
    >*scene cuts to gay fist frick scene*
    >*scene cuts back to Homer and Marge
    >"Yeah... They deserve to be loved and respected like everybody else."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always call us right wing trolls but they never call us wrong.

      Frick off christian tribal morons go cut the skin off a babies penis you sick morons

      Dafuq you talking about?
      I relish you moron fumbling around in the Abyss.

      why are you morons still responding to ai-generated ragebait threads with screencaps of fake articles?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off christian tribal morons go cut the skin off a babies penis you sick morons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dafuq you talking about?
      I relish you moron fumbling around in the Abyss.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do americans even go to churches god is omnipresent you only go there when someone dies or is getting marriage

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do non-americans even post in ai-generated political ragebait threads of fake photoshopped articles and don't even post herb when they do it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im not OP i jut dont get it you can pray to god from anywhere and i bet ppl who go to church on mondays dont go to pray they just go because they feel compelled to.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If god is omnipotent then he knows what my unwashed wiener tastes like

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not real, Ivan.

  20. 5 months ago
    John sage

    [...]

    the article is from 2021, it's obvious, but too many newbies don't understand yet.
    >herb
    huh?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >herb
      SEIJ

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simpsons started in 1989, when church attendance was double of what it is now. Why is it surprising?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. Leftists are so edgy

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Church scenes replaced by scenes of each Simpson scrolling their personalized, algorithmically generated social media feeds in silence

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tons of Christians don't go to church every week. Lots of Christians only go a couple times a year when there is a special occasion, like Christmas or Easter.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao what kind of subhuman moron still goes to church in the current year? You dont srsly still believe in skydaddy...right?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Simpsons are meant to be a typical American family. Back in the late 1980s that meant attending church.

    35 years later things have changed.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao what kind of subhuman moron still watches the SIMPsons in the current year?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should start taking a vaxx booster every week

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Phil Hartman

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they belong to a different church now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I was there I would have done it too out of fear of the entire fricking gang beating me up.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Hollywood and the media, and the people that control them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the people that control them
      QUI

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2021

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GODDAMNIT, I HAVE BEEN FOOLED AGAIN. Thanks for pointing that out.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >erase religion
    >only christianity tho!

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense. Lisa is a Buddhist, Bart and Homer hate church, and Marge has opposed reverend Lovejoy more times than I can count.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They weren't a typical church-going family, Marge dragged them there + it was always used as a foil to Flanders' family being pious church-goers.

    Doesnt matter anyway, it's all zombie Simpsons these days. Nobody watches.

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