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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will NEVER watch this show again. The last Christian show on television, and they fricking ruined it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire show acknowledges the simpsons are only Christian in the thinnest possible sense.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Simpsons was one of the first mainstream shows to mock and belittle organized religion on primitive TV

        USS Liberty
        Dancing Israelis
        Lavon Affair
        Kalergi plan. Search for it on Yandex.

        >the priest have a wife and daughter
        >christian

        Like flies to shit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          like a heeb to a shekel

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's literally an entire episode about Homer skipping church to watch Football that ends with him recognizing the error of his ways and going back. Frick, Marge had a line like "Homer, don't make me choose between my husband and my God."

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The recent past is a fricking foreign country holy hell

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It really is. Remember when it used to be low-key subversive and satirical? You know, back when it was funny:
            >I DON'T KNOW HOMER SIMPSON... I'VE NEVER MET HOMER SIMPSON OR HAD ANY CONTACT WITH HIM... I'M SORRY I CAN'T GO ON!
            >That's ok, your tears say more than real evidence ever could.

            ?si=0pXRvqnj5H6oOSBV

            Now it's just standard propaganistic media bullshit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That episode concludes with his acquiescence to the whims and desires of him wife despite what he actually enjoys. It's not like he sincerely finds faith or becomes fearful of hell or something.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it concludes with Homer walking side-by-side with God and relating to him on the level he's capable of relating to him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Simpsons was one of the first mainstream shows to mock and belittle organized religion on primitive TV

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        unless it's judaism. they hold that in extreme reverence. futurama is even worse

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but that's an american thing more than a simpsons thing per se

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes the famous American Holocaust denial laws

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              America doesn't have Holocau$t denial laws because of its illusion of freedom of speech, but it has the ADL and the Southern Poverty Law Center and other israelite organisations to make up for that.

              https://i.imgur.com/uLkB4oX.jpg

              >The Simpsons believed in God during the Golden Age of the show
              >The Simpsons became atheists during the Dark Age of the show
              Makes sense.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes the 6 gorillion dollarinos a years in ~~*foreign aid*~~ for Yidsrael. Open a shop, boycott Israeli products and see where that leads you.

              It's one of both: either you pay through the nose to support them or else you don't get to criticize them whatsoever.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's one of both: either you pay through the nose to support them or else you don't get to criticize them whatsoever.
                Or it's both if you're a Eurotard

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The bulk of the audience for these shows is Christian or (formerly Christian). It's not surprise that they lampoon an experience that most of the audience is familiar with, like getting dragged to a boring church service every Sunday by your mother.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >primitive TV
        KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      USS Liberty
      Dancing Israelis
      Lavon Affair
      Kalergi plan. Search for it on Yandex.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the priest have a wife and daughter
      >christian

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >breeding.... LE BAD
        Why are Christians like this?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you serious? compare christian birth rates to secular ones. atheists are literally 40% childless

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you confusing christians with climate change/overpopulation alarmist progs?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      American Dad?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a Brit watching the simpsons while growing up I was always confused why they go to church so often
    British people go to church twice a year, once for Christmas once for Easter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In America, weekly attendance was pretty normal (at least in the middle of the country) up until the 00s.i had to go twice a week until I graduated from high school in 2005. If my boomer mother had a kid now though, I very much doubt she'd take them to church outside of the holidays. The country is lost.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i had to go twice a week until I graduated from high school in 2005.
        sounds like hell

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In America
        USA, America is a whole continent, from Alaska to Patagonia

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The continent is NORTH/SOUTH America, dicknuts

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          America is used interchangeably with USA

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's only one country in america that matters.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is bait, right?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nothing is bait, everything is true.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally only LatAm beaners say this. Not even Canadians think this

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          "America" sounds so gay. They should have called it Vespucciland.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Freedonia

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >American learns that other countries don't give a shit about his country

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seething brits
          >Let me tell you about your country
          Shut the frick up Mohammad.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not Bri'ish. And my name's Schlomo, not Mohammad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And just look at how that turned out for Britian. Y'all now go to mosque

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never heard of that place.
        Where are you talking about, you redneck illiterate?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right. Muslims inthe UK are buying churches and building mosques instead.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol maybe the posh middle classes do this, never known anyone who has stepped foot in a church for a religious service except 80 year olds

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >British people go to church twice a year
      Abso-fricking-lutely not c**t. Nobody goes to church.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >British people go to church twice a year, once for Christmas once for Easter
      Lots of people in the states did as well. I remember hearing people joking in the 90s that certain family's were "CEO's" which stood for "Christmas Easter Only"

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh nooooooooo

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Formerly Christians

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea, it never made sense to me why they were so religious. Only old people and weirdos go to church more then twice a year.

    t. European

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >incel who is addicted to porn and watches tranime calling normal human beings weirdos
      lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >h-he called me weird!! haha i called him a troony i'm based

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exposure to Cinemaphile christians over the last 9 years has definitively poven that if you're a young man that's religious, you are 300% a weirdo. Infact, your behavior is a mirror of 2000's fedoralords.

          >incel homosexuals seething

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a married and a father. By all accounts I literally live the trad life you jerk off to.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lying on the internet
              el oh el

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm a married and a father.
              Funniest post in this thread

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exposure to Cinemaphile christians over the last 9 years has definitively poven that if you're a young man that's religious, you are 300% a weirdo. Infact, your behavior is a mirror of 2000's fedoralords.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The fedora phenomenon was literally a proto-trad movement.
            >cringe, anachronistic sensibilities
            fedora/ill fitted suits/delusions of being a gentleman
            >chivalric attitude regarding women
            *tips* m'lady
            >impotent LARPing of masculine, warrior ethos
            I study the way of the blade
            >NPCs
            Sheeple

            Look at this homosexual and tell me in 2023 he wouldn't listen to an Orthodox podcast and argue girls should be wed at puberty.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >look at this image and tell me the story i made up about him in my head, based on this image, is wrong

              ... its funny how we were just talking about shit like this, in this thread.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                As opposed to
                >you don't believe in hebrew mythology so you're a troony, beta, cuck, redditor, søyboy

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                as opposed to not just making shit up in your head, instantly believing it, and then espousing it to others as universal truth.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody is saying that. they’re demonstrating a link between the two

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only thonk-worthy bit there are muslims.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They vote for who gives them the gibs.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual, wtf is historic revision of memes, I lived through the 2010's, the fedora shit was always applied to male feminists, and atheists, which admittedly did kinda upset me, because I was a male feminist, and atheist (the latter which I still am) back in the 2010's, the switch to it being applied to right wingers/people critical of feminism/social justice shit didn't happen until to post GG in 2014. I think the original meme of it, was based on the homosexuals who wore them being against the YOLO swag homosexuals, having homosexual captions like "swag is for boys, class is for men", but this is just based on old images I've seen, I didn't really start using the internet til like 2009, maybe older anons could confirm or challenge this

              >Look at this homosexual and tell me in 2023 he wouldn't listen to an Orthodox podcast and argue girls should be wed at puberty.
              I don't care about the new version of the meme, I still automatically associate it older versions of the memes, so either male feminism, atheism, or maybe anime watching.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know fedoras weren't right wing, you idiot, but their behavior is literally identical.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fedora wearers are identical to right wingers in general
                No, just no, in fact the whole "euphoria" meme, and thinking they're smarter than everyone else, reminds me of modern day progs, and commies.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                NPC/normie meme. Try again.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Being anti prog is normie/npc
                >Prog messaging is in most of mainstream media now.
                Huh?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about? The idea of "euphoria" and why it was mocked was the smug, self-righteous narcism of being above the mass of sheeple, same way /misc/ feels about NPCs. The sentiment of the two memes is the same.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not exclusive to /misc/, that describes a frick ton of progs, and commies too, homosexuals like vaush, and hasan.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ideologues are cancer. GG you did it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile is an amalgam of worthless trash. they don't represent humanity. If you were an actualy human being and not a perma-online loser with no friends or anyone who cares for you, you'd have irl experiences that would show you how dumb and wrong your assessment is.
          What you're doing is akin to a virgin describing the taste of boobs based on what other virgins claim.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            well, he is absolutely correct that anyone who tries to preach the word on Cinemaphile has some sort of mental illness.

            also every openly christian youth I've ever met is 100% gay.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              2016 election tourists LARPing as christians are some of the most annoying shitposters I've ever experienced in my almost 20 years on this site

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >anecdotal bullshit versus statistics

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nooo gay youths would never go all-in on Christianity to hide their gayness

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I posted actual data, you can do the hypothetical baseless claims all you want

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you posted a non-sequitur in response to observation of a widespread phenomenon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I didn’t. I posted a study showing that the vast majority of atheists are pro gay. Your “widespread phenomena” is you just saying some random shit with nothing to back it up. You aren’t too smart are you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for describing how
                >atheists like gays!
                is has absolutely no relevance to
                >gays hide in christian communities to cover their gayness

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that second claim you’ve posted zero evidence for, i’m just meant to accept this happens all the time. post some data

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there has never been homosexuals in christian community

                so your response to an "unsourced" claim, made off-hand, is to argue in bad faith?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >UHHH SOURCE
                You're becoming a parody of the people you hate

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                its scary to realize parody, at least, has to function on some sort of logic, as a rational mind came up with it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's the point of these statistics? This doesn't validate the truth of israeli mythology. So what do we do with this information, promote a lie so the public hangs trannies or something?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the point
                why does there have to be one? i’m just demonstrating how atheism is absolutely toxic to society and this is demonstrable statistically. you can seethe at my “motivating” for pointing out facts but that really means you’re upset the facts are being pointed out. and no, your version of reality isn’t automatically factual or truthful and therefore infallible. materialism is just another homosexual ideology pretending at being fact

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I understand that. However, I'm still not going to be believe in Genesis because I'm also not a leftist.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Religion IS leftism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it mimics previous traditional European religious structure when praying multiple times a day and attending the chapel at least once was the norm. Religion structured daily life, the weeks, the seasons. Monasteries were the center of literature, education, technology and architecture.
      Millions of Americans shovel out thousands of dollars to travel to magnificent European cathedrals and churches each year
      How are we the weird ones, and how is religion even weird. Are we gay mutt trannies or Jesus freaks. Make up your mind.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the church isn’t central to your life. The thing you’re looking at right now is.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I supposed to be on the christcuck side because the satantroony is accusing them of immorality and acknowledging that is not based and redpilled? These gaywars are getting too complicated.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to be a based virginal warrior of Christ to own the gays and trannies on this anime website

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just like the nobel prize going to the vaccine scientists right alongside praise for the church of satan. Just think it’s cute 🙂

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to think for yourself. Yes I know it's hard when you're so used to asking Cinemaphile what you think.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn’t satanists be pro child rape? what’s the point in worshiping satan if you’re going to be a giant cuck pussy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Satanists are pro child rape, that church of Satan account is just pro current thing to own their dad, a fine Christian man

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >own their dad, a fine Christian man
          I'm always confused about this rhetoric. Literally what's the point of this facade of RETVRNing back to Christ when cultural decline happened under a Christian hegemony and apparently Christian families have just produced rebellious satanists/fedoras/trannies anyway. It's completely impotent.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can literally blame everything for it’s opposite using this logic. it’s not Black folk and israelites that are the problem, it’s actually whites for enabling them! there’s an element of truth to it, but it also massively shifts blame from the actually guilty party directly causally connected with the issue and places it on the only people opposed to what is happening and vocal about it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re mentally ill.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's the moral majority doing to stop any of this though? Nothing. You're going to keep posting graphs about Black folk and israelites until the powergrid finally decays. Everything happening right now is the blame of the domestication of the white man.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are you doing? at least i’m pointing out directly correlative trends and quantifiable data. and again, you can argue with this same line of logic indefinitely. every era in human history, every religion or worldview, has given in to the one which succeeded it. either everyone’s cucked or nobody is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >at least i’m pointing out directly correlative trends and quantifiable data.
                The right has been doing that for a decade now to no fruition.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s the same thing the nazis did and they slowly eroded the homosexual ideology of the weimar republic which held everyone under sway until they could consolidate power at the right moment. A fringe minority of people enacting violence is going to get destroyed and publicly ostracised quickly, and associating with their views is going to outcast you. You need to mentally prime people over a long period to associate certain ideas with the destruction of their people and society so that popular support can be replied upon at the opportune moment.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And paganism gave way to christianity, and animism gave way to paganism. I guess everything since the dawn of time is cucked.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Kali Yuga rages on

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally what's the point of this facade of RETVRNing back to Christ
            narcissism, same as anything else. nobody is RETVRNing to shit, just as the leninist twitter troony is not actually starting a communist revolution. you just put together a narcissist persona out of these empty signifiers and then play little internet identity games with other people with their own fake personas. the facade is the point. you can be the cynical dipshit that knows it's all fake or the sincere moron that thinks it's for real but either way it's just a decadent postmodern game of symbols.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              no better sign of a narcissist than someone who constantly pathologises everyone who doesn’t think like he does and accuses them of being emotionally or mentally deficient. I don’t need my world view challenged because everyone who doesn’t share it is mentally ill! totally something a narcissist wouldn’t say lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                bruh, he has you completely fricking pegged and you just proved it.

                the kicker is he's describing the natural inclination of how people process anonymous/text-based communications.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please demonstrate how I proved I am a narcissist, don’t just state it without qualification. And let’s not pretend it isn’t just you replying to me yourself while we’re at it. I think it’s incredibly ironic to call anyone a narcissist while simultaneously pathologising any dissent to your own view of reality.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                step 1: learn what narcissism actually means.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                great job evading 99% of the post because you don’t have an argument, moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the point is not who is or isn't "ill," the whole culture is ill - the point is to confront how you actually relate to these concepts. narcissism isn't some generic "take your meds" insult, it describes a specific way of relating to the world, namely one in which you construct a fake identity and then try to convince yourself it's really you and get others to play along with it through all kinds of manipulation and posturing. if you weren't' a narcissist before you started using the internet, and it's likely that you were because a lot of people are, you're going to be PERFORMING narcissism by participating in it, because that's how it's built. what is your twitter profile if not a constructed identity? why do people do "takes" about some current controversy if not to position themselves relative to it, and therefore signal something about themselves and receive validation? all the concepts floating around in that space - christianity, communism, progressivism, tradition - are going to be by default understood in terms of one question, the narcissist's question: "am i the sort of guy who...?" thus they become tokens in a game.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what you are describing is subjectivity and not narcissism. reflecting on yourself and finding a set of communal symbols to best communicate your inner life and relate to other isolated minds that can’t express themselves directly isn’t being self obsessed. it’s a fundamental part of human psychology we have engaged in for a long time. you can say there’s a correlation with encroaching self obsession and the association of various “badges” of ideology in order to bolster one’s self concept and elevate it, or draw attention to it, rather than an authentic expression of their natural impulses, but narcissists simply exaggerate this idea, they didn’t invent it. there is a fundamental gap of privacy between human minds that will never be overcome. we compartmentalise aspects of how we think and feel and associate them with a communal ism as a form of collective we use to overcome that privation and participate in a shared mental existence as far as possible. if you meet a stranger, you cannot know them truly, their thoughts and ideas. but suddenly that stranger starts speaking your language, and you can assume certain things about him which make him vaguely mentally analogous to you. he comes from your nation- suddenly we have a few guarantees of similarity in life experience and ways of perceiving reality that make you feel like you can know and interpret what that person is easier. you are both of the same religion- now we know broadly that we have the same metaphysical construction of reality and similar emotional ideals. we are no longer two isolated minds but two minds that have common ground to communicate. i get what you’re saying, but you’re putting the cart before the horse and making moronic assumptions to justify calling me a selfish egoistic prick for not agreeing with you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The long and short is the internet engenders narcissism in anyone who isn't actively aware of how it does this. You start at "they speak your language therefore you can make assumptions" and eventually you've constructed a pleasing scale model of reality, as you want it to be, that you can hold in your mind. anyone who says x is therefore y, so on and so forth.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a pleasing scale model of reality
                everyone fundamentally has to do this and your brain is actively wired to represent reality to you in that manner. you’re saying narcissism is a cartoonish exaggeration of this faculty but really that’s not saying anything, since narcissism is just an exaggeration of any other mental faculty since it balloons them all by worshiping it’s own ego. any fundamental psychological attribute of a human brain is present in a more extreme form in narcissistic people, so again it’s putting the cart before the horse. you’re describing a symptom more easily visible in modernity rather than a cause

                Yeah just go ahead and ascribe a mental flaw to me which handwaves any disagreement I have with you. It’s much easier than considering the fact that people can be reasonable and simply have a different world view.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone fundamentally has to do this
                wrong.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person you are incapable of experiencing anything other than yourself. everything you understand is represented, ie, re-presented to you by an organ which simplifies and systematises the information it receives for you. humans are model making animals because our brains impose certain models onto the sense data we receive in order for us to survive. time to re read kant

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                again, wrong.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're escaping into this babble as deflection. "i can't be a narcissist because, from a certain point of view, aren't we all...?" nope. we're talking about specific behaviors you either engage in or you don't, and i assume you do considering you are reacting so poorly to having them described. do you spend time and effort trying to convince strangers online that you are a certain kind of guy and not a different kind of guy? that's classic narcissistic behavior. deal with it however you want.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reading comprehension kek. For one thing, I thought you didn’t accuse anyone of being a narcissist, and this wasn’t personal? You’ve 180d on that. Secondly, I said that narcissists exaggerate traits that exist to some degree in every person, which is true. They in inflate the importance of their ego, ie, they magnify what exists already. You’ve obviously filtered by kant so that’s fine, but the point is that human beings have to make models. You trying to argue that we can just passively receive “reality” and apprehend it in totality without systematising it is just nonsense, like actual nonsense no neuroscientist would ever say. You’re the one hyperfocusing on me and what I am when literally in none of these posts have I brought attention to myself. You’re seem desperate to make this into an emotional reaction from me to dismiss is out of hand when nothing i’ve said is defensive on a personal level. Human beings have to make models and intuitively do it constantly, this is just a fact, it’s nothing to do with me personally. Narcissistic people can take this ingrained habit to an extreme.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >For one thing, I thought you didn’t accuse anyone
                all i did in the post you're responding to is you to do some introspection about what you do and act accordingly. that's not an "accusation." here's that weird victimhood thing again, like when you were imagining i was calling you names.

                >You’re the one hyperfocusing on me and what I am when literally in none of these posts have I brought attention to myself
                my dude this entire stupid reply chain is entirely about you, because you read the general statement in

                >Literally what's the point of this facade of RETVRNing back to Christ
                narcissism, same as anything else. nobody is RETVRNing to shit, just as the leninist twitter troony is not actually starting a communist revolution. you just put together a narcissist persona out of these empty signifiers and then play little internet identity games with other people with their own fake personas. the facade is the point. you can be the cynical dipshit that knows it's all fake or the sincere moron that thinks it's for real but either way it's just a decadent postmodern game of symbols.

                , felt personally wounded and decided you really need to convince me, a random stranger, that you totally 100% aren't like what i described, apparently unaware that you are proving the opposite in the process. i'm not going to engage with the pseudo-philosophy babble because it's just there to waste my time, you are whatever you are and you're the one that will have to live with it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people can be reasonable and simply have a different world view
                there is nothing reasonable about a world view which draws its morality from sacred doctrine

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that all sounds very nice but it's just babble. the use of political memery online is not a protocol for establishing communication, it is the communication (of identity). the narcissist fundamentally doesn't care what's in anybody else's head, it's not real to him, and this is reflected in how the "communication" goes, for example the whole idea of "trolling," making the other side "seethe" and so on. if THAT kind of person hates my guts, this reinforces my identity as THIS kind of person. like, when a troony seethes at you it makes you "based" (or, from the other side: when a "chud" calls you a slur that makes you a brave survivor of transphobia). the purpose is not communication, it's validation of identity, that's why interactions that lack any communicative effect are nevertheless repeated over and over again.

                >to justify calling me a selfish egoistic prick for not agreeing with you.
                it's funny that you have, in a conversation about narcissism, decided to take my post personally as if i was calling you names (?) over your views (???). i was making a general point about how people online behave, mentioning RETVRN guys and twitter commies, but i don't even know which one you took offense over. like, how could my motivation possibly be to suppress your views when i don't even know what your views are? i didn't even call you or anybody else a "narcissist" - i described "narcissism" as a behavior, and yet you come at me with this whole litany of names i supposedly called you, like "selfish egotistic prick." what? when? like, you don't seem to care about the point i'm making about online behavior, you only care about how it reflects on you. what's up with that?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are tacitly insulting someone if you say
                >everyone who thinks or does X is Y
                If you say
                >everyone who identifies with an ideology is a narcissist
                Someone who identifies with an ideology is going to receive that are you accusing them of being that thing. If I say everyone who is buddhist is stupid, a buddhist isn’t doing anything out of the ordinary in taking offence because i’m tacitly including him in a list of people I just called stupid. You also outright called that poster a narcissist and he asked to explain why you thought that based on what he wrote:

                >educate me then.
                Not my job, not my problem. you're about to further prove you're a narcissist

                You are making it personal and then asking why people take it personally.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are tacitly insulting someone
                perhaps, but when your mind takes a general statement about online behavior and converts it into an extremely specific personal insult ("calling me a selfish egoistic prick," a thing that never happened) this suggests you are not really interested in what things mean but only how they reflect on you, which is a common sing of... it's at the tip of my tongue... starts with "n"...

                >You also outright called that poster
                not me. my posts itt are

                >Literally what's the point of this facade of RETVRNing back to Christ
                narcissism, same as anything else. nobody is RETVRNing to shit, just as the leninist twitter troony is not actually starting a communist revolution. you just put together a narcissist persona out of these empty signifiers and then play little internet identity games with other people with their own fake personas. the facade is the point. you can be the cynical dipshit that knows it's all fake or the sincere moron that thinks it's for real but either way it's just a decadent postmodern game of symbols.

                the point is not who is or isn't "ill," the whole culture is ill - the point is to confront how you actually relate to these concepts. narcissism isn't some generic "take your meds" insult, it describes a specific way of relating to the world, namely one in which you construct a fake identity and then try to convince yourself it's really you and get others to play along with it through all kinds of manipulation and posturing. if you weren't' a narcissist before you started using the internet, and it's likely that you were because a lot of people are, you're going to be PERFORMING narcissism by participating in it, because that's how it's built. what is your twitter profile if not a constructed identity? why do people do "takes" about some current controversy if not to position themselves relative to it, and therefore signal something about themselves and receive validation? all the concepts floating around in that space - christianity, communism, progressivism, tradition - are going to be by default understood in terms of one question, the narcissist's question: "am i the sort of guy who...?" thus they become tokens in a game.

                that all sounds very nice but it's just babble. the use of political memery online is not a protocol for establishing communication, it is the communication (of identity). the narcissist fundamentally doesn't care what's in anybody else's head, it's not real to him, and this is reflected in how the "communication" goes, for example the whole idea of "trolling," making the other side "seethe" and so on. if THAT kind of person hates my guts, this reinforces my identity as THIS kind of person. like, when a troony seethes at you it makes you "based" (or, from the other side: when a "chud" calls you a slur that makes you a brave survivor of transphobia). the purpose is not communication, it's validation of identity, that's why interactions that lack any communicative effect are nevertheless repeated over and over again.

                >to justify calling me a selfish egoistic prick for not agreeing with you.
                it's funny that you have, in a conversation about narcissism, decided to take my post personally as if i was calling you names (?) over your views (???). i was making a general point about how people online behave, mentioning RETVRN guys and twitter commies, but i don't even know which one you took offense over. like, how could my motivation possibly be to suppress your views when i don't even know what your views are? i didn't even call you or anybody else a "narcissist" - i described "narcissism" as a behavior, and yet you come at me with this whole litany of names i supposedly called you, like "selfish egotistic prick." what? when? like, you don't seem to care about the point i'm making about online behavior, you only care about how it reflects on you. what's up with that?

                you're escaping into this babble as deflection. "i can't be a narcissist because, from a certain point of view, aren't we all...?" nope. we're talking about specific behaviors you either engage in or you don't, and i assume you do considering you are reacting so poorly to having them described. do you spend time and effort trying to convince strangers online that you are a certain kind of guy and not a different kind of guy? that's classic narcissistic behavior. deal with it however you want.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Christians aren’t the ones wrecking shit, but they are the ones holding what is left together

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't look like that's the case if they're raising satanists ....

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cultural decline happened under a Christian hegemony

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Christians aren’t the ones wrecking shit, but they are the ones holding what is left together

              i mean you can't really bang the
              >boomers ruined the country drum
              at the same time as the
              >Christianity is the only way to save the country drum

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Even if you take so far back as the 60s, America was predominately Christian by all statistics.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s one thing to rape a kid, it’s another thing to lie about it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shouldn’t satanists be pro child rape?
        "Satanists" are anything you want them to be. They are a fictional boogie man used to keep you inline and obedient.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no moron, that’s an organisation that is actively co-opting a provocative image that actively carries pre-existing connotations in everyone’s minds. Call it the church of watered down gay secular humanism and at least be honest about what you are. Invoking satan would imply radical human freedom in pursuing one’s selfish appetites with no moral constraint, but they aren’t that. They’re just redditors, as equally morally busy and outraged as the people they’re claiming to mock.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they invoke satan/satanism because its the opposite of christian slave morality

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah ok i’m arguing with a stupid person. re read my post a bit slower. I literally said that, except that’s not what the organisation is, is it? it’s using a symbol of will to power psychopathy but really it’s a homosexual secular morality club engaging in the same sort of ethical b***hing. try to keep up bro

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that’s not what the organisation is, is it?
                Yes, it is. Its literally the exact opposite, in every way, shape, and form, of the "morality" espoused by scripture. Thus, they use symbols most people associate with the opposition of Christianity to communicate that.

                very poor choice of time to assert intellectual superiority

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s literally the exact opposite in every way
                No it isn’t you larping moron. Have you actually read their manifesto? It’s literally just secular humanism. In the literal tweet that started this they are engaging in a moral b***hing contest that has nothing to do with self liberation or abandoning morality. This is why you need to be so vague in your posts, notice how you don’t actually justify any statement but just say it (because you are unintelligent). Literally go and read their gay little manifesto if you don’t believe me. Theirs is absolutely nothing in it about eschewing empathy or morality in favour of whatever nietzsche larp you are claiming it is. It’s all about “respect” and feminism and anti racism and trusting the science. Anyone who is actively moralising on twitter over rape is not the sort of overman you are desperately claiming they are. They’re very much post christian humanists who maintain the entire moral structure built around a God they don’t believe in. There is NOTHING in any of their writing suggesting they are what you’re saying they are.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It’s literally just secular humanism.
                which is the opposite of christian slave morality.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea what you are talking about. I hope you're at least a shitty troll.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why get pissy when you're proven wrong? I don't understand that. Its not like my feelings are going to be hurt by being right.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you realise your average BLM supporting troony is a secular humanist? they aren’t nietzscheans you stupid homosexual

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They invoke satan/satanism because LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOM HOW EDGY I AM DAD ITS NOT A FRICKING PHASE MOM THIS IS WHO I AM

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so they're just like polcel tradlarpers

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the opposite of christian slave morality

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bruh look at this random tweet by a random person! oh man you're so btfo

                ...

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope all you want homosexual, satanism is fundamentally safe edgy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                mah homie if any of those had been official church of satan tweets you might've had something.

                otherwise you're just old man screaming at cloud.

                great job evading 99% of the post because you don’t have an argument, moron

                Or I have correctly identified your extent of understanding of the concept of narcisim doesn't go beyond what the google dictionary definition tells you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, educate me then. Apparently you had me pegged as one based on my post, so go ahead and explain how.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >educate me then.
                Not my job, not my problem. you're about to further prove you're a narcissist

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are a self obsessed egoist incapable of considering my view!
                >ok, i’m willing to consider why you think that, explain
                >no!
                seeing the irony?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that you don't realize how expecting randoms to bend over backwards for your benefit isn't narcissism.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it’s not bending over backward. this is how arguments work. if you make a claim i’m meant to take seriously the onus is on you to demonstrate that claim. if you can’t or won’t, it fails as an argument. and therefore can be dismissed. this is nothing to do with my personality as an individual but is simply how a discussion operates

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is how knowledge works, you either have it or you don't, and if you enter a situation where its provable you don't have it, it is no one else's responsibility to ensure you have it.

                screaming, crying, and shitting yourself because no one will "help" you is definition narcissism.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                did you really think this sounded like a good rebuttal when you typed it?
                >arguments are impossible. you either know something or you don’t, so never attempt to demonstrate a claim using logic
                why are you even engaging with me at if that’s the case? if someone accuses me of having a personality defect, and i’m open to them explaining how they deduced it from my post, and they won’t, why would I take that claim seriously. for example, I think you’re schizophrenic. I won’t explain why I think that, i’m stating it, and of course a schizo would never realise what he is, so you can’t dispute my claim. it’s juvenile

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rebuttal

                Your mistake is thinking there's anything between us, simply because you're seeking attention.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >official church of satan
                You mean the the account that tweeted out how satan doesn't like racism, and is pro lgbt?

                >you're just old man screaming at cloud.
                Are you actually 14? Because you seem to not know what that meme/phrase means. I'm not a christian, I'm a godless heathen atheist, the only thing I take "offense" to is the suggestion that satanism, at least/especially in it's modern form is "anti slave", or any kind of edgy/free spirit shit, most, possibly all satanists today are progressive homosexuals, the "freedom" they care about is all hedonistic bullshit, they despise freedom of thought, they hate hate the orange, and support all current things.

                tldr: Not a christian, but an atheist, who's issue with satanism isn't satan, but safe edgy homosexuals, acting like they're actually edgy

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thirdie befuddled by the idea secular humanism and racism are diametrically opposed

                sad

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a murican, and an actual liberal, not a prog, not a leftist in sheep's clothing, but an individual freedom loving liberal. Individuals being racist is fine, I just chose not a associate with them, the only time it becomes an issue is when it's used to make laws/policies that limit the freedom of others.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the satanic temple isnt real satanism, its just a political advocacy group. you wouldn't catch the church of satan dead checking vax cards lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Real satanism" is a fantasy made up by church ladies in the 80s

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Made up by an edgelord in the 60s, but yeah. They freely admit it's made up because they consider all religions made up.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                finders cult was an actual thing though. good job on being gaslit by the media

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >...encourage benevolence and empathy among all people, reject tyrannical authority, advocate practical common sense, oppose injustice, and undertake noble pursuits. The Satanic Temple has publicly confronted hate groups, fought for the abolition of corporal punishment in public schools, applied for equal representation when religious installations are placed on public property, provided religious exemption and legal protection against laws that unscientifically restrict women's reproductive autonomy, exposed harmful pseudo-scientific practitioners in mental health care, organized clubs alongside other religious after-school clubs in schools besieged by proselytizing organizations, and engaged in other advocacy in accordance with our tenets.[33]
              lmfao this is what you think is master morality? how do you redditors find this fricking website?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't state facts without judgement

                thirdies have a lot of trouble with this.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You aren’t stating a fact you mouthbreather. You are claiming their morality system is somehow nietzschean when it couldn’t be further from that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I wasn't. But hey, I said opposite and slave in one sentence, therefore that has to mean master, right?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what would you call the opposite of a slave then? and besides your semantic moronation there, you’ve yet to demonstrate they aren’t “slave moralists”. again, how is this not slave morality?

                >...encourage benevolence and empathy among all people, reject tyrannical authority, advocate practical common sense, oppose injustice, and undertake noble pursuits. The Satanic Temple has publicly confronted hate groups, fought for the abolition of corporal punishment in public schools, applied for equal representation when religious installations are placed on public property, provided religious exemption and legal protection against laws that unscientifically restrict women's reproductive autonomy, exposed harmful pseudo-scientific practitioners in mental health care, organized clubs alongside other religious after-school clubs in schools besieged by proselytizing organizations, and engaged in other advocacy in accordance with our tenets.[33]

                they are advocating respect and empathy for the weak and disenfranchised and articulating a moral system that fundamentally comes from their own precepts of what is respectful and nice and what is mean and bad- nothing originating within yourself but them. i’m starting to realise you’re just a midwit who doesn’t understand any of the terms you use

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon. slave morality doesn't mean "everyone is a slave." just like cultural marxism isn't "everyone is a communist."

                stop trying to argue english with a native speaker, my brown friend.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                when did I say that? you keep commenting on reading comprehension but it should be pretty blatant to everyone ITT that you have none. slave morality is morality that comes from without, external to you and diminishing to your own ideation and desires for the sake of others. that’s exactly what that satanic creed I posted is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when did I say that?
                when you started ESL'ing about master morality

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Satanists are just atheists/agnostics pretending to worship Satan to make Evangelicals piss and shit themselves. Same thing as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          a lot of them are just hedonic-materialists, but there are a number that are real theistic satanists. in the end, their actions are the same.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the best Satanist is worse than the worst Catholic.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even as an atheist I find shit like this malicious and moronic. Thankfully I stopped watching zombie Simpsons a long time ago.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Phil Hartman

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 34
    They clearly proved that there is no god.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this does is remove a ton of potential for jokes they already made

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI generated article
    Bot thread
    Paige's Sage & Rage

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The last Christian show on television
    what a fricking homosexual, go watch veggieTales, you moron.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter. Stopped watching 20 seasons ago or something like that. Occasionally see an episode. Sad that this garbage is still made. Wish they'd just stopped after 10 seasons.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >107 replies
    >nobody has pointed out the article is fake yet
    You're addicted to outrage.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so wild that normal, somewhat libby families used to go to church every Sunday. My family sent me to catholic school but stopped going on sundays when I was like 6, so 2010

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >christgods intellectually dominate yet another thread
    atheistbros… why would the narcissistic slave moralists do this…

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember being an anti-thiest, I was like 14-16, embarrassing times.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That anti cop one last night was pathetic

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are chuds so bad at making bait images? They're like aliens trying to imitate how real people talk. Like, "what more progressive than to erase religion" is the sort of wording that only a brain-addled /misc/ addict would come up with, even beyond the third-worlder typos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're brown.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chuds
        Do redditors not realize how quickly this puts them as homosexuals? If you unironically use “chud” you should consider going back.

        You get mad at bait your own kind (possibly even you yourself) generates. You are chuds. You are losers. You are going to be legally allowed to be hunted down and killed by the end of the decade. Join the good team or start running.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >[brown intensifies]

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unlike whiteness which detensifies lmfao

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for admitting you're brown.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                np
                least i could do for an endangered species

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i wish i could see what happens to the world after there aren't any white people left to hold it together.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                World did just fine before Africans gifted y'all with civilization.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chuds
      Do redditors not realize how quickly this puts them as homosexuals? If you unironically use “chud” you should consider going back.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        People do it because it makes chuds like you sperg out

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only time "chud" gets any acknowledgement is when we make fun of you for saying it like it means anything to anyone.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christians raised Satanists and declined America!!
    Black folk, Christians raised Christians who were swayed by other Satanists to become Satanists.
    By that moronic logic, Pagans raised Christians.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >christian virtue is so weak that it can so easily be dissolved
      Doesn't change the point of the accusation.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything can be fricking dissolved.
        Everything has been at some point.
        If you judge what is right based on whether or not an evil exists that can counter it, you don't believe in anything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, being raised Chrisitian sucks and we rejected once it stopped being forced on us.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No, we didn't reject it because we were convinced to, we rejected it because it sucks!
        Thanks for proving my point.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          most people were convinced it was bullshit by christians getting upset when it was questioned.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No actually Christians debunked Christianity not Satanists!
            Here's the problem with that: Christians weren't seeking to debunk it. You were. Whether intentionally or not, Christians didn't end themselves. People like you ended them.

            Idk, what to tell to. I was raised protestant most of my life, but had about 5 years of Catholicism squeezed in. Both were really shitty and, no matter how hard you cope, biblical indoctrination is child abuse.

            I was raised Baptist my entire life. I've heard almost every argument against Christianity and I'm not only not convinced, I feel no inkling of abuse.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              All I wanted growing up was for my parents to pull me out of that abusive environment, but I was forced to endure K-12. I have nothing but bad memories.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you do, that sucks. But that isn't religion's fault. That's the environment that utilized that religion's fault.
                I had a great religious environment growing up.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that isn't religion's fault.
                its a religion that tells kids they're evil if they don't accept literally every aspect of it without question.

                and going "yeah well you could've learned it more gooder" doesn't really change anything about his life.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >accept it without question
                Find me the verse that says that.
                That you can't ever use critical thinking.
                Is that Biblical, or again, an environmental interpretation that you associate with the religion by default?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >haha people misinterpreted the bible saying you'll go to hell for not following it to mean you can't question it therefore it doesn't say that I win praise jesus

                anon you don't have to be like this.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So I should judge the merit of something solely based on how the public interprets it?
                Anon, you don't have to be like this.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you should stop defaulting to bad faith arguments to try to convince others/yourself that you're not following gibberish.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bad faith is something I don't agree with
                I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything. I'm defending my beliefs.
                If that threatens you to the point where you need to accuse me of trying to brainwash you, that's a you problem.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                bad faith would be ignoring how the vast majority of people interpret your scripture because you have a super special interpretation of it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >vast majority
                Oh cool there's an amount now.
                Can you post the evidence that "most" Christians believe hell is dependant on questioning anything in The Bible?
                Or is this another classic example of
                >I don't need proof it's just so obvious you should see it and I don't need to provide proof!

                if you're just going to talk to yourself you don't need to give me (you)s to do it.

                Ironic.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bad faith argumentation intensifies

                So now you’re pretending every Christian (or at least the vast majority) has your exact interpretation of scripture.

                Not to mention that the Bible itself contradicts things like evangelism, the Catholic Church in general, etc. hell, the existence of the different sects is absolute proof that most Christian’s have different interpretations of scripture.

                Reminder: it’s bad faith to ignore what is self-evident because someone doesn’t provide you with a Wikipedia link validating it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >every Christian has your exact-
                I just Googled, "Do most Christians believe you can't question the Bible," and every first page result was Christians talking about how God wants them to question The Bible.
                Go ahead. Google it yourself.
                Now please, provide me with proof of such a large following I'm ignoring in bad faith?
                >sects prove different interpretations-
                Well hold on partner. I never said people don't have different interpretations. I said religion's validity shouldn't be judged by what most people think.
                I don't believe that gender spectrum is real, and just because many people do doesn't mean that I ever will.
                You said that most Christians believe you can't question The Bible or you go to hell. I said please provide proof.
                You haven't.
                People can have different opinions all they want. That's human nature. But what they hold opinions of shouldn't be judged by those opinions, or the number of people who hold them.
                You want me to forfeit religion because people disagree about it.
                But not only can you not find proof that a majority agrees on one of your major criticisms, you fail to see the moronation in that order.
                Reminder: It's cowardly to disregard an entire subject because people can interpret it differently. There isn't a single topic that people don't have multiple opinions on.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                We’ve hit levels of bad faith that shouldn't be possible

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If bad faith means you can't keep up with your own arguments, then yes, we have.
                I accept your concession.
                Maybe keep a notepad next to your computer, and write down your main points so this won't happen again.
                God bless.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                if you're just going to talk to yourself you don't need to give me (you)s to do it.

                And ya know, most of the time when someone thinks they’ve cracked the code of the Bible, they gather followers, head out to a place where lots of land can be bought cheaply, build a compound, then come up with a reason why only they should be impregnating all the young/fertile girls

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cracked the Bible
                I agree. Anyone who thinks they know everything about the Bible is insane.
                Anyway, ironic once again.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It does.
                You just don't like what it infers.
                Anyway, got another witty insult to compensate for lack of substance?
                Maybe a "no u" to the previous statement?
                Or, here's an idea, copy me, and write "ironic" in response to this.
                That'd be clever.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >insult
                There you go, being all narcissistic again

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                For the time that took to post, I gotta say, it wasn't worth it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I’ve been staring at the thread hitting F5 therefore you were too!

                Narcissism. Plain and simple.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh. Weak again.
                Still missing substance.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You getting proven wrong isn’t bad faith dipshit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                My brother in Christ, you are aware the whole
                >please question it, PLEASE!!
                Is a post-internet development in christianity, right?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's what I'm saying:
                If it is so obvious that most Christians believed this, prove it.
                All I'm asking for.
                Find me proof that a majority of Christians believed that if you questioned The Bible you went to hell.
                If the claim relies on the fact being so obvious, then find proof of the fact.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you’re like 20.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And once again:
                Concession accepted.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh. Weak again.
                Still missing substance.

                >NOOO YOU NEED TO PROVE THAT BLASPHEMY/HERESY EXIST AS CONCEPTS OR U CONCEEEEEED

                [bruh lookit this dude intensifies]

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh now it makes sense.
                You need to go back.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >christgay trying to call originalgay a redditor

                How humiliating.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm an oldgay not a Redditor!
                Oh okay see now I totally believe you. 😉

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, stop moronic shit you fricking homosexual, any non moron when asked who is more likely to be a redditor, a christian, or an anti-theist, would answer the latter.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody ever questioned the bible before r/atheism was created

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Southern Baptist and Catholicism are the 2 flavors I got, and I hated them both equally. But, those are also 2 major sects of Christianity, not just fringes of the religion.
                I prayed to Jesus ever since I was in 3rd grade to pull me out of that environment, and when I was 18 I began to realize why my prayers were never answered.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, sorry. That sucks.
                But I can't disregard cars because I got in an accident one time.
                Either the subject itself is flawed, or it isn't.
                The environment around it can be related to the subject, but it isn't the subject itself.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Religion and cars aren't exactly apples and oranges. There's also a lot of contradictions and generally awful verses in the Bible, not mention the real world history of how Christianity became the dominant religion in the world.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't found a contradiction that couldn't be explained. I've seen almost every repost image this site has to offer that listed contradictions, and the explanations fit.
                And the real world conquest of Christianity, at worst, involves death at the most basic level.
                As does the automotive industry.
                So unless we really miss Rome for some reason, the differences you listed aren't really that different result-wise.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                with enough mental gymnastics you can explain anything

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There are contradictions!
                >"I've heard good explanations."
                >It's pilpul!
                Ah. How original.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you're just going to talk to yourself you don't need to give me (you)s to do it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk, what to tell to. I was raised protestant most of my life, but had about 5 years of Catholicism squeezed in. Both were really shitty and, no matter how hard you cope, biblical indoctrination is child abuse.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >teaching your kids your values = indoctrination and abuse
            >teaching your kids my values isn’t tho
            calling attention to the fact you have an emotionally charged investment based on your subjective childhood experiences also isn’t a good idea fyi, makes it obvious how irrational your views fundamentally are. it’s like saying the colour red is bad because my dad beat with me a red pipe as a toddler

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              surely you aren't making the mistake of thinking how something is taught is more important than what is taught

              jee that would be embarrassing, as its such a simple and easy mistake to avoid

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a change of opinion is a psyop
          Your grandparents gave women the vote. Does that mean you should be s feminist or you're a childish edgelord?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            A wrong change of opinion is a psyop.
            You're conveniently forgetting personal values to create that ebic own.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one watches this anymore. They are keeping it alive purely for nostalgias sake. When was the last time you heard anything about the simpsons? Did you even know it was still going? I didn't. Even the people in my life who were huge simpsons fans haven't mentioned it in years. Who is this show for being kept alive for? Nobody wants it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a pasta? Because this has been the common position for like 15-20 years now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has to keep being said as long as they keep making the show. You only prove my point. If it's common for 15 years to wonder why a show is still on. It's time to end it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're keeping it alive so they can claim ownership of the longest running show in history, because the female brain can't comprehend anything along the lines of
      >awards don't matter if there's no competition

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simpsons haven't been relevant in over 2 decades. They were an early 90's thing that got old fast. I understand now why some parents didn't allow their kids to watch it.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Simpsons Atheists

    stupid thirldworlder

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, i will still listen to my pastor and author of the Neon Bible.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas and he didn't always do what other people thought was right, and his name was... I forget, but the point is... I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% of the world stopped watching the Simpsons around season 12

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God has no place on this forum, just like facts have no place in organised religion

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most israeli thing I have seen posted to Cinemaphile

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood, which is owned and controlled by israelites, hates White people and hates Christians and wants them to all die.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the show shows the Simpsons attend church
    >/pol/cels whine about how the shows mocks the religion whose followers they LARP as
    >the shows stops showing the Simpsons attending church as to not offend christgays
    >/pol/cels whine anyway

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they pray to sneed

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did religion, not just Christianity, die in mainland Europe? With all their history and ties it’s very strange to me to see people being not so much hostile to it but actively apathetic to the notion
    It’s going stronger than ever here in the States, and with the growing populations in LatAm, Africa and Asia we’re not looking at an atheist era any time soon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yuros are too smart for their own good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like

      Well it mimics previous traditional European religious structure when praying multiple times a day and attending the chapel at least once was the norm. Religion structured daily life, the weeks, the seasons. Monasteries were the center of literature, education, technology and architecture.
      Millions of Americans shovel out thousands of dollars to travel to magnificent European cathedrals and churches each year
      How are we the weird ones, and how is religion even weird. Are we gay mutt trannies or Jesus freaks. Make up your mind.

      talks around, the church was the center of most people’s lives and once it wasn’t, it wasn’t.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stronger than ever
      Not true. It may be on an upswing right now, but it's certainly not stronger than ever.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Threads like this attract so many plebbit-tier atheists. The show has always made fun of Christianity but it was never anti-Christian. Go rewatch the episode Homer decides to skip church. Marge literally says if she has to choose between Homer and God, she'll choose the latter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check the thread:

      There's literally an entire episode about Homer skipping church to watch Football that ends with him recognizing the error of his ways and going back. Frick, Marge had a line like "Homer, don't make me choose between my husband and my God."

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