The Simpsons just had one of their only good episodes in 15 years. Felt like something written in the mid 90s.

The Simpsons just had one of their only good episodes in 15 years. Felt like something written in the mid 90s.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill take your word for it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp, haven't watched the simpsons or cared about it since the early 2000s

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ripping of duffless down to the walking into the sunset ending
    Frick off

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Qrd

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very simple plot. Marge coming to terms with Bart growing up, trying to cling onto the last year or so that she can treat him like a boy. Basically a solid 7/10 Simpsons episode circa 1997.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm tempted to watch it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except he never is going to grow up. Rings pretty hollow.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It makes it come off less like a genuine attempt at a good episode, and more like the writers flat-out forgetting where they are and what they're writing for

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow! Look at that SOVLFUL animation. And the jokes are as good as ever. The Simpsons are back!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even care about this show but your comment reeks of desperation of an unfunny unoriginal homosexual.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This episode has any /ss/ moment?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          hope you aren't british

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what /ss/ is but judging from the photo:

          There is a moment where Marge holds is removing a splinter from Bart's hand. She says "When did your hands get bigger than mine? I can't remember the last time we held hands."

          At the end of the episode Bart does a prank photo where he holds two large bouncy balls in front of his ass to make it look like he has a giant ass. Marge loves it and admires Bart's crack.

          Both are poor, since Marge sounds like an octogenarian.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            /SS/ means straight shota. Himmler formed a group based on this concept

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds gay, also Marge already did when Bart stole that video game

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have a cow man

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are the clouds at that angle?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bart turns into an NFT
    This is beyond sad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember the old chart of how dead a meme where eventually it makes it to the evening news? Now the Simpsons are the last stop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A silence of the fricking lambs reference? In 2023?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nfts came ans went so quickly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't those tired/bored monkey ones essentially worth less than toilet paper now? So much for a sound ""art"" investment.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're still selling for around $40,000 believe it or not. Down from almost ten times that but some jeets still haven't got the message yet.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're still selling for around $40,000 believe it or not. Down from almost ten times that but some jeets still haven't got the message yet.

          a few nfts probably have some value, but 99% of them are basically worthless now

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right, I was just talking about BAYC specifically. All of the million clones sell for almost nothing.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers on youtube already fooled me when they said that the previous season was actually decent when it's just as bad as ever

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick watches this show? It hasn't been culturally relevant in 20 years, millennials don't care about it, zoomers don't know what it is, boomers think it's degenerate. Is it just suicidal Gen Xers?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I didn't catch the peak years, started watching after playing Hit & Run and stopped around the time of the movie coming out. So I'll check out a newer episode after the fact if I've heard good things about it. I don't have the attachment to the earlier seasons, other than seeing them reran as a kid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My boomer dad who watches nuTrek and Big Bang Theory sometimes watches new episodes but I haven’t seen him watch one in about a year. He also watches nuFuturama. Used to watch day-of but now just watches when he’s bored. Man refuses to admit everything is shit now and he’s psyched for Fraiser.

      Even though I point out how I sat with him through a Futurama episode and clocked a single audible chuckle, whereas watching a Malcolm in the Middle together he was in stitches the whole way through. MSM induced brain dissonance is a helluva drug.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 41 and the latest Futurama got some proper laughs out of me, until that weird pixel episode which I'm completely baffled at. Nothing in the same league as SImpsons 1-10 and MitM though, I'll concede.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers didn't grow up with media that was as overtly subversive and propogandistic so they're much more blind to it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda weird how Futurama now has three revivals and four different "series finales" when the show ended in a good note with the original run. They keep dragging that show on and on for no reason even though The Simpsons is a good example of why they should have stopped at some point.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had no idea Futurama was even rebooted again. It was never a laughing my fricking ass off until airlifted to a trauma center type of series to me, more of just comfy and amusing. How bad is it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kind of people who buy frozen premade dinners and live in doublewide trailers, quote Adam Sandler movies daily and make fast food review videos on youtube. There are way more of those people than you think.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the kind of people who buy frozen premade dinners and live in doublewide trailers, quote Adam Sandler movies daily and make fast food review videos on youtube
        Holy based

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          In a way I'm a little jealous, they're always happy except for the rare moments of clarity when they realize something is wrong but they can't seem to figure out what it is.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give a shit about the so sad and emotional episodes, it's low hanging fruit. Can they try writing a good actually funny episode.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Episode number (so I can torrent it) thanks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One day a few years from now this show will end and we can all agree how it should have done so 15 years ago easily

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like 25

      I'm tempted to watch it.

      I'm half way through it now, it's dogshit. OP is a liar

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To each their own. I thought it was good.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ya, not to each their own. You have terrible taste and no understanding of story. It should have been obvious to me since you're still watching The Simpson in 2023. Don't recommend anything to anyone ever again.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Explain why it is good, specifically.

            Explain why it is bad, specifically.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Explain why it is bad, specifically.
              Everybody sounds like they're 80
              Negative comedic timing (explaining the joke to your audience; jokes with multiple, middling punchlines etc.)
              Celebrity shows up with nothing funny to say or do
              Streeeetching everything out just to eat up time
              Everybody acts like a cartoony jerkass for 20 minutes until the episode needs a sappy ending where everybody acts maudlin and the characters learn the same "emotional lesson" they have for the past 35 fricking years.

              Didn't watch the episode, but I'm sure it's some combination thereof

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's 6 or 7 dream sequences which just repeat things that were already established in the first minute. There's no development for about 16 minutes after that but we get more dream sequences repeating the problem we already know. Since it's a lucid dream, Marge just says what's worrying her. At one point she even says "I don't need symbolism, I can just say how I feel." Which she does for the rest of the episode.

              The stakes are pretty low, since most of it is Marge's dreams while sick. And at the end of the episode, Marge's lesson is that Bart's childhood is not over. Coming to terms with the reality that childhoods do eventually end is brushed aside.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >characters narrating exactly what they are doing or feeling to the audience

                THIS bullshit is a big part of what makes the current show so unwatchable.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yea, that does sound pretty bad. Thank you for the response.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being a simpsons market researcher and scouring a mongolian fingerpainting board for data

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                imagine elaborating on an opinion more than "it's good" or "it's shit"

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, still not watching it.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont believe you and Im still not going to watch it to verify.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame that it's been shit for 20 years. They should have cancelled the show back then.
    It's the TV series version of Robert De Niro's career. Great early stuff, but watered down with shit after that.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUNK!?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T MIND IF I DO

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it didn't

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you are still watching the Simpsons regularly there is something broken inside of you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you are still posting on Cinemaphile regularly there is something broken inside of you

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make bart have no redeemable characteristics
    >She still prefers bart despite that
    I fixed the episode

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >write an episode about growing up in a show where nobody ages
    >nobody has aged in so long that Grandpa is a Vietnam vet instead of WW2 now and Homer grew up in the 80s/90s

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe you.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess AI saved the Simsons

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show was never good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the worst shows ever at its peak.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you've been watching trash for 15 years waiting for an episode to be "good". Opinion discarded

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is sneedposting making a comeback?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he need some feed

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Modern Simpsons is pretty funny" - Mike Stoklasa

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmm marge ass

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks so souless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The animation and colouring combined with the voice actors starting to sound awful means that no matter how good the script is it'll still never match up to 90s era

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zombie Simpsons usually has 1 good episode per season and 2-4 additional watchable episodes. It's just not worth digging for gold in the age of infinite content.

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