How would you make the perfect wish if you got your hands on a magical object that always grants wishes with an ironic twist?
The Simpsons S03E07
How would you make the perfect wish if you got your hands on a magical object that always grants wishes with an ironic twist?
The simpsons didn’t invent the monkey’s paw you dummy, it’s a classic horror story
I didn't say The Simpsons invented the concept.
But I will say that more people are familiar with that episode of The Simpsons than they are with whatever you posted.
It’s just one of a thousand ripoffs or retellings of the old story, that one from the twilight zone
>But I will say that more people are familiar with that episode of The Simpsons than they are with whatever you posted.
The absolute STATE of Cinemaphile
The Simpsons has subsumed pop culture so much that people recognize something from the show instead of the series or movie it's supposed to be parodying. Family Guy is even worse for this.
I hate to break it to you millennials, but no one under the age of 30 has actually watched the Simpsons
Zoom zoom
Zoomers turned 30 this year. Keep coping
You're a stupid fricking c**t.
Zoomers are 97+ if not later.
26 here
watched it all since birth
golden age simpsons were a part of my childhood
cope
Golden age simpsons ended years before you were born. It's not yours, stolen valor zoomer
>I want 100 billion dollars immediately and legally with no ironic twist or tricks.
I wish to see a photo of Ellen page topless.
Just make a reverse wish
>i hate someone
>activate schizo mode
>I wish them to live a good life and prosper
>never ever think about them again.
>I wish that I had the ability to predict the stock market
Then I would buy stocks and puts/options and grow my wealth whenever I wanted more money.
But what about the nad turn on events?. What if your stocks become worthless or some shit.
Then I'd sell them short and/or buy put options. If I had the ability to predict the stock market, I could see when it's about to go DOWN too.
>constantly making perfect stock trades
>get done on the assumption of insider trading
monkey pawed
By taking action you change the outcome, everything you buy becomes worthless
You can predict and control the market but never in a way that benefits you
i'd wish to be irresistable to all women but then once im raped by uggo women on the street id wish to be ugly again.
Remember the Sneed meem?
remember folk just add
>in the way I intend
To every wish
I hire get a good lawyer to make sure everything is airtight about it first.
id hire a lawyer
i'd just use that paw to jerk my meat
The Paw sees through your bullshit attempt at a Sneedpost, then smacks you with a dueling glove. Do you accept?
>wish for dead jannies
>wish for a good unabridged Game of Thrones adaptation
>wish for a /sneed/ 24/7 rolling sticky
I wouldn't even bother tbh, the thing with the monkey paw or anything like it is you can't really outsmart it since it will just make some bs to screw with you anyway