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>The Sith character was named Savage Opress

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BRAVO BALOGNIE

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the bad guy is named Darth Vader, as in 'dark invader'
    WOW, Star Wars is fricking trash!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Anakin Skywalker, called Annie for short
      >Has crippling one-itis for the former King of Naboo Peter Amidala
      >Somehow hid the fact that she was pregnant from the Jedi because of how flowing the Jedi robes are I guess
      >Luke still thinks Darth Vader is his father because the voice filter remains the same, gets on Obi-Wan's case about not telling him that Vader was a woman the whole time on top of being his mom
      Pretty much the entire plot of the series still works with Girlakin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >called Annie for short
        Should be Ania

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's better, just went for the first thing that popped in my head.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the main bad guy was called dark insidious
      >his first pupil is called dark maul(er)
      >second pupil is dark tyrant
      >third pupil is dark invader
      Woooooowwww

      George Lucas' school yearbook has a kid whose surname is Vader, he probably just lifted it from there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably bullying lucas as kid

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the main bad guy was called dark insidious
    >his first pupil is called dark maul(er)
    >second pupil is dark tyrant
    >third pupil is dark invader
    Woooooowwww

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone say, "mauler"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god I can't imagine being depraved enough to watch this moron, would require extreme levels of mental illness

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The prequels are better than a 4 hour cut that has every scene of characters walking. And well Lucas made star wars
        ..Snyder didn't make DC. And it's hars to call a reactionary thing to the mcu a purr artistic endeavor lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When did he say the prequels were good or needed to be respected, he said they were bad movies, just stupidly enjoyable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Iirc the most he said is that there was a point to the political scenes and some relative praise like that in comparison to the ST than anything.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actually he's a dark jedi

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares he's voiced by clancy brown

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >admiral bone-to-pick tier name

    its why I like him, he has a moronic edgelord name yet characters pronounce it a different way so its not obvious

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    B-but he's tall and evil and his saber roars, it ROOARS! AWESOME ITS SO KEWL!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >join the dark side
    >forced to get a cartoonishly evil name

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >jokes only english speakers undestand

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's George Lucas saying it as "Oppress Savage."
    https://www.ign.com/videos/lucas-talks-clone-wars-season-3

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the character who is gonna die is named Ima-Gun Di
    George Lucas is about as imaginative with names as Akira Toriyama.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To this day, ever since this character was introduced, thought he had one of the dumbest names. Almost as dumb as Jedi Master Soon Bayts.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wedge antilles
    >no one gives him a wedgie

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is kindof a dumb series that we put up with because it's fun and just appealed really well to our kid imaginations, isn't it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. It hasn't been good since the 80s and we've just sorta put up with it since.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Star wars is a simple but effective story about the heroes journey, with the Prequels trying to be a more classical tragedy (how effective this is can be debated of course). The names are simplistic but that's how fantasy names are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars has always been a children's franchise but it's fun

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Darth bane
    >Is a big guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's name is Dessel (Des for short)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      O_O
      For you

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So come dooku didn’t get the piss eye

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Christopher Lee hated colored contact lenses after playing Dracula, and refused to wear them.
      It's legitimately that simple.
      Just like how they made a new lightsaber just for Samuel L Jackson because he wanted a cool lightsaber that made him easy to see on screen.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The young Sith apprentice, known as "Im'ma Bahdguy"

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Admiral Tar Can.
    >Captain Need Ah
    >Sky Walker
    >Hand Solo

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The squid people being named after a popular squid dish is the weirdest one to me. Like even Dragon Ball food naming stuff wasn't that on the nose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Calamari isnt just a squid dish, its a scientific name for squids too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's even weirder. It's not even spelled different, the squid guys are just an earth name for squid with "mon" in front.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What food are the Quarren base on?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude getting killed being thrown by window
    >Named him mace windu
    Wow bravo lucas

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so what was the plan for this guy anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Death

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Concept art for the female sith that became dooku that got repurposed as another jedi.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no that was planned for the sequel trilogy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Episode 2 pre-casting of lee was gonna have a female sith lord (presumably would have been a fallen jedi leader of the separatists too). The later designs got repurposed later for assaj ventress.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He may have gone to far in a few places

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