>the smartest scientists on the planet consistently act like morons
>the alien invading force that is thousands of years more advanced than us and can create unfathomable technology also consistently act like morons
was this show written by morons?
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>DUDE SCIENCE
all of the scientist characters dialogue is so cringe, classic smart people written by dumb people writing
why aren't there any smart writers? Star Trek used to have them. Even Futurama did.
Competency crisis
no whites
no brains
just people that say I could easily do dat better dan dem white male
troon n minority women vying for dominance
the smart writers left for better paying jobs
The white population started declining
requirements for x% minority writing staff, y% female writing staff, z% handicapable
They all went to work in tech because writing is now for midwit innumerate losers. You think someone like Ron D Moore would ever become a writer if he started today?
DEI, unironically. you can see it in realtime in some shows. rick and morty got a bunch of diversity writers starting in season 3.
that's unironically cope, for when you once again realize you're left out of the loop of what normal people are able to enjoy
Shitty attempt at gaslighting, cuck
cope, you're not normal
nice progection, inbred
no u !
>said the one who resorted to ad hominems when btfoed
too white and male sweaty, we have quotas to fill.
Dialog provided by RedditAI. "Let's science the shit out of these aliens, we're all genius women here!!"
we don't use the R word here
>the smartest scientists on the planet consistently act like dumb Black folk
>the alien invading force that is thousands of years more advanced than us and can create unfathomable technology also consistently act like dumb Black folk
was this show written by dumb Black folk?
Sophons can't kill anybody, they are singular protons unfolded and engraved with circuitry and extremely difficult to make, you incels don't know 6th grade physics to think a fricking proton can kill you.
The trisolarans told the humans everything because they can't comprehend lying or deception, they communicate by thinking, they don't think and then choose to speak. They're aliens dumbfricks.
The trisolarans openly call them bugs and reveal their plans just like how we can leave a can of Raid next to an ant. They think nothing of humans due to being unbelievably more advanced.
Not watching this piece of shit show but holy shit you guys absolutely moronic lmfao. Unlucky spawns with moronic parents who raised moronic kids
so they can block out the stars and make people see things that aren't there, but they can't kill somebody?
bullshit
Yep, because anything heavier which can kill humans will take more mass to get there and will take longer due to the speed of light.
The Trisolarans send an indestructible truck-sized probe that's 1/10000th of their fleet called the droplet that finally arrives in the second book after 200 years of human advancement and singlehandedly destroys every Earth spaceship without trying (get spoiled, chud)
Dumbass, read the books or stop complaining about a story explained by Netflix-Game of Thrones slop
>get spoiled, chud
I already read the recaps so I know how moronic it gets. The second and third books are somehow worse
does it give good handjob tho
moron. if sophons can create illusion like countdown,blink stars and nigthmare vision-dead wade to wade in the finale. sophons with that speed can mass histeria forever, sophons can move fast and no need energy to sustain itself. so why not??? also it can manipulate computer and internet. so thats more dumb, it didnt do anything with it.
>Yep, because anything heavier which can kill humans will take more mass to get there and will take longer due to the speed of light.
They can literally make humans see whatever they want, moron. They could make all the humans on Earth hallucinate enough for us to kill ourselves in accidents. Frick, make all the humans hallucinate being blind, and half of us will be dead within a week.
not really,
, they can flicker lights and make people see illusions but its only capable of killing like 40 people around the world so its probably single target and not aoe debuff
>b-but i read the book
dont care, TV canon and book canon differ. always do.
If you think making a single person hallucinate, on a world where you can have 24/7 surveillance on literally every single living being on the planet, is not enough to kill billions, you're unimaginative moron.
For starters, you could just make a single person in a CDC High Containment Laboratory hallucinate and infect themselves with anthrax or smallpox, and then walk out into a major city or an airport. Not to mention you could do the same with whatever government bioweapons facilities there probably are, and unleash something even more deadly.
Or how about making a pilot or a hundred hallucinate and misread their instrument simultaneously, causing them to crash into ten or so of major nuclear powerplants?
Or maybe make couple of people responsible for maintaining electricity infrastructure hallucinate and frick up control of the power grid? Boom, billions worth of material damage as you overload the system and cause a cascading blackouts.
no u
They don't care what we do as long as our science doesn't advance. Only threat to them is Saul/Lou Ji.
>They don't care what we do as long as our science doesn't advance. Only threat to them is Saul/Lou Ji.
I know the book/show aliens are moronic. I was arguing that if you can't think of ways of killing off human civilization with just the ability to make anyone anywhere at any time hallucinate anything, you're sub 90-IQ brainlet.
>Saul/Lou Ji
I can't fricking believe this moron is supposed to be Luo Ji. Netflix just can't fricking help themselves. Couldn't keep an asian guy asian, huh? So diverse.
Sorry but for a western audience, the swordbearer must have big dick energy... And that requires a big dick. Please understand.
>western audience
>worshipping black wiener
Checks out
You realize if they didn't switch things up it would just be a show about 4-5 asian dudes, three asian girls, and 2 evil white men with a third being only kinda evil. We got an extra good straight white man out of this whole DEI deal; how is that not a win?
There's only one fricking asian dude and his son's a homosexual. Based Luo Ji's a black stoner now. How is THAT a win?
His paycheck depends on you finding anything about this "based."
You lost one wallfacer (Lou Ji) but you got this new Asian guy. He must be a replacement for the mental seal dude, who is pretty cool. Also his wife is supposed to be Japanese. In the book it was a White man Asian female relationship, and they removed that... But now you're mad??? You want more WMAF???
Consult
I want a not-shit adaptation.
>you got this new Asian guy
Who the frick are you talking about
The Chinese wallfacer. He's clearly supposed to be the British wallfacer but this is all every-race-British people now so he is now Chinese. I assume the woman is the South American?
>The Chinese wallfacer.
He's not even a fricking character. Are you insane?
Oh yeah, he doesn't even say a word in season 1; I was talking more season 2, where he should play a big part. The mental seal is some neat scifi.
>I was talking more season 2, where he should play a big part.
How naive are you?
Those two wallfacers have major stories. Microparticle girl is about to frick off and that dude's brain is off in space so of course more characters will get screentime.
You're assuming a lot of shit. They obviously don't care about the books. What makes you think they won't jettison those characters and retool all their important material for Saul? Or find some moronic way to fold it into fricking Jin or Auggie. You don't know shit, and your unfound optimism just comes across as a shill's excuses. Diversity my ass. Just means blacks and women. Erasing asian men is business as usual for you MUH DIVERSITY hypocrites.
>retool all their important material for Saul
That's unlikely. You read the books? In all of this Wade really came out on top; he sucked up so many story bits, is now behind so much of the plot, it's crazy. If anyone is going to suck up story bits it'll either be Wade or that Indian dude because they fit the bill for the wallfacer arcs more than Saul or any of the girls.
>That's unlikely.
I don't know if you're moronic or just pretending but it's annoying.
>If anyone is going to suck up story bits it'll either be Wade or that Indian dude because they fit the bill for the wallfacer arcs more than Saul or any of the girls.
So bottom line still fricking nothing for asian men to do, coming from fricking Luo Ji. But at least we get a fat diabetic cop and his wienersucking homosexual son!
Saul's main story bits is he'll be hanging out with his Asian cop bodyguard and his Asian wallfacer friend, so yeah, it isn't going to be three asians, it'll be two and a black dude, plus an Asian girl and her pet Latina.
>his Asian wallfacer friend
Not even a character. Wouldn't be surprised if they kill him off in the first episode of season 2.
It's possible. That woman wallfacer might have two wallfacer's stories- Oh shit you are right. Wade will just suck up the mental seal stuff and the Chinese wallfacer will just go an hero super early
I think you are right.
>Microparticle girl is about to frick off
She's a main cast member. Odds are she will replace Jin's assistant and take that role later in the show since the Wang Miao material is exhausted.
I don't know why you're so confident that they will follow the books exactly when they've already retooled/combined multiple characters like this.
And the mental seal wallfacer is not in the show. You can see it from episode 8 and quite frankly it makes perfect sense to cut it.
>Jin's assistant
Yeah I agree, and I am too optimistic, but how will she also emotionally blackmail Saul into getting to fricking work by going into cryo until super deep into the future?
I fully expect her to be absent for some portion of the show unless they do a split where they follow Jin deep into the future at the same time they follow Saul during the wallfacer arc... But then that will spoil a lot of Saul's arch so that doesn't even work!
>Who cares if Luo Ji's black now when you get some random chinese guy extra in exchange???
Bruh
You make a great point, fellow white supremacist. Heil Hitler and such.
>you incels don't know 6th grade physics to think a fricking proton can kill you
A single proton just by itself
No
A single proton moving back and forth in 10cm inside your brain at the speed declared by the series?
Sure it can
There's a very simple equation for it
We have the mass of a proton and the speed of which it moves, you can absolutely calculate the damage based on the energy it produces
Why do you claim this to be some sort of magical, impossible to know answers
A single proton would at most cause microscopic damage moving back and forth at near light speed, and the incredibly difficult-to-create sophon would be destroyed before anything serious happens. moron.
You're just too dumb and cumbrained to grasp anything that isn't bbc porn. Unlucky
This homie thinks protons arnt big enough to harm people. Ever heard of chernobyl homosexual lmaoo. Get fricking smoothbrain
>would at most cause microscopic damage moving back and forth at near light speed
>would at most
You don't have to guess anon
You can use the simple equation to actually know
But I like you not actually finding out
It's funny to see you claim others are morons
Anon. The equation for relativistic particle of kinetic energy is not a high iq secret. It's actually quite easy to calculate if you take 1 second to google the mass of a proton.
A sophon moving at 99.99% of lightspeed within a human brain is just an intense form of radiation at the expense of the extremely precious sophon's functioning.
It's ok, Cinemaphile will make you seem smart to other morons! 🙂
They should've invented worm holes to surpass light speed!
Read. the. Books. Incel.
>Thinking no eyesight = can't focus on scientific reasoning with even more time and attention
Lmfao. Maybe there's a sophon that can only cripple people. Stephen Hawking would be so scared! Incel.
No grasp of physics = getting destroyed by unbreakable strong interaction material probes. Arguing about humans totally going to be prepared for the invasion when the exact scenario plays out and they get destroyed.
Incel.
What is an x-ray machine?
Incel.
>at the expense of the extremely precious sophon's functioning
Why do you headcannon things to save your point, anon
If 1 sophon can kill all humans before it stops functioning, that's a fair trade
even if both sophons are destroyed is a safe trade
even if both sophons are destroyed and only all scientists are killed is a fair trade
even if both sophons are destroyed and only 1000 of the most important people (world leaders and their successions, and military leaders) is killed is a fair trade
>If 1 sophon can kill all humans before it stops functioning
it cant you are making random shit up based on nothing, its a fricking PHOTON you moron
>even if both sophons are destroyed and only 1000 of the most important people (world leaders and their successions, and military leaders) is killed is a fair trade
holy shit you're stupid
>its a fricking PHOTON you moron
>doesn't know the difference between photon and proton
>calls me a moron
kek
>hey look a typo, he made a type-o, that means my initial point wasnt actually moronic!
lmao, you are pathetic
head cannon?
what?
>A sophon moving at 99.99% of lightspeed within a human brain is just an intense form of radiation at the expense of the extremely precious sophon's functioning.
What do you think the sophon is doing in the particle accelerators, moron-kun? If it was going to get destroyed from hitting at something, how would it survive getting hit by a literal particle accelerator beam?
Added a name so you guys can keep track of your spankings. Here are my previous replies:
As for your moronic message
Sophons are singular protons you moron, they can't control computers or physical objects unless they unfold and are vulnerable to being destroyed. Absolutely moronic.
>If they can fold a proton (which almost killed them all while building the sophon), why can't they fold something trillions of times larger like a planet or spaceship? DURRRRRRRRR
>they can't control computers or physical objects unless they unfold and are vulnerable to being destroyed. Absolutely moronic.
then how can they make people see things that aren't there or turn off the stars for the whole world?
Idiot. The problem is that they're not using it where it actually makes sense. Put the sophons in every human eye and they'll go nuts and won't able to sleep, reproduce, and will kill themselves. The Trisolarans are FRICKING idiots.
>The trisolarans told the humans everything because they can't comprehend lying or deception
Literally one of their own chooses to tell humans about the Trisolarans, intending to deceive them. How is your diet of paint chips going?
>The trisolarans openly call them bugs and reveal their plans just like how we can leave a can of Raid next to an ant.
Because the ant doesn't understand the danger. We do, which gives humanity time to make a counter-attack.
>They think nothing of humans due to being unbelievably more advanced.
That makes them absolute morons to poke the bear and hope that nothing bad happens. They gain NOTHING from this choice, and a species focused so much on survival should know not to let ego get in the way.
>Not watching this piece of shit show but holy shit you guys absolutely moronic lmfao
Pot. Kettle. Have you two met?
>The Trisolarans are FRICKING idiots.
anon, they couldn't even solve the three body problem, we already know this
they did solve it though, and solving it told them they were fricked
>Putting sophons in every human eye
Ah much better than blocking scientific progress. This would make perfect sense if the sophons were incredibly easy to create and not extremely difficult.
moronic point #1 destroyed
>Literally one of their own chooses to tell humans about the Trisolarans, intending to deceive them. How is your diet of paint chips going?
Might wanna rewatch that scene dumbass
moronic point #2 destroyed
>We do, which gives humanity time to make a counter-attack.
This is addressed. Nothing can give them a chance when physics are locked down, Trisolarans destroy them even 200 years later.
moronic point #3 destroyed
>That makes them absolute morons to poke the bear and hope that nothing bad happens.
They already locked down physics. moron. The only possible chance humans had was destroying their own planet.
moronic point #4 destroyed
I just raped your ass. Don't respond you're actually moronic.
Why wouldn’t they just kill humans? Makes no sense
with what you moron? photons? god you are stupid
they would turn humans in to sex slaves
if thye can send video n vision they would goon
the humans into robots
>Ah much better than blocking scientific progress. This would make perfect sense if the sophons were incredibly easy to create and not extremely difficult.
"Uhhh....because it's easier to cause humans to stop thinking about complicated science than it is to blind them all especially after learning they can't trust humans because they can lie! CHECKMATE, CHUD!"
>Might wanna rewatch that scene dumbass
You really should. Especially reading the book. x1,000,000 moron to you, buddy.
>Nothing can give them a chance when physics are locked down,
"Also, humans will make advancements in cryogenic freezing because I DON'T KNOW, LOL!"
>I just raped your ass.
Don't confuse your sexual fantasies with your shit arguments
> Put the sophons in every human eye
there are only 4 of them and they took an absurdly long time and tons of resources to build, they say this you moron
>Literally one of their own chooses to tell humans about the Trisolarans, intending to deceive them.
no, nothing ever implies they are going to decieve their fellow aliens, they simply were honest with the human because they personally believe they shouldnt crush the aliens, god you are so fricking stupid
>you incels don't know 6th grade physics to think a fricking proton can kill you.
What is nuclear radiation?
>Sophons can't kill anybody, they are singular protons unfolded and engraved with circuitry and extremely difficult to make, you incels don't know 6th grade physics to think a fricking proton can kill you.
so fricking magic and you're trying to lecture people about science. Hard scifi fans this is embarrassing.
It was written by a paranoid Chinese dude who thinks the default position of any alien species would be instant mass murder instead of not caring all that much; so yes it was written by morons.
you quash threats before they become credible, it's not illogical. the hippies that think other intelligent life would be friendly are the ones tripping
the illogical part is them warning the humans like a moronic fantasy villain
For a species absolutely bent on survival and domination, they sure do commit to some REALLY stupid choices.
the way the aliens communicate to each other makes it impossible to lie or hold secrets, so that didn't bother me
>Can't lie or have secrets
>The listener tells Earth not to call out, meaning that he'll eventually have to tell other Trisolarans about Earth - meaning the entire exercise is pointless.
The trisolarans already received the Earth message and know about the traitor's message you fricking moron.
It's not that Trisolarans knowing Earth exists is the issue, it's how far away it is which can only be determined by a second message.
So many morons on this board jesus christ lmao
- book reader god
>The trisolarans already received the Earth message and know about the traitor's message you fricking moron.
Thus rendering the entire action pointless. THANKS FOR NOT LISTENING TO THE ARGUMENT, PIG-FRICKER!
>It's not that Trisolarans knowing Earth exists is the issue, it's how far away it is which can only be determined by a second message.
Nope! The book clearly sets out that if humanity responds, THEN they'll be chased down and killed. Not to mention, all of this is a moot point because humanity sent a signal from a certain location and the listener sent his signal from a certain location. The location of Earth is already known. In fact, if he cared about humanity, he would have ignored it. DUMBASS
He actually gets caught very quickly, at that point you don’t know they can’t lie but it’s pretty obvious they are communicating telepathically.
He knows he’s going to get caught immediately but he is a pacifist.
>it is impossible to lie or hold secrets
>you WILL be conquered!
>the chink invite the aliens under the pretense that they are good and are going to do good, and not just obliterate anyone
>pikachu face when she founds out conquered doesn't mean "helping humanity"
Is moronic in another line
also
>aliens not understanding fiction
>aliens when making a videogame, and putting their ai innit
>:0
>you quash threats before they become credible
This is the assumption that cooperation is less useful than total war all the time always.
Cooperation within the species is different
cooperation useless because there will be no war.
trisolarans are far more advanced than us so what will happen is not a war, it'll be a slaughter.To them we're just bugs. Do you cooperate with ants when they eat your food?
How does this work out for them in the end? They get to enjoy their spoils and prosper forever in the planet they easily take from those stupid, harmless ants, right?
aliens would honestly just mess with us for fun
tek that advance they could do anything
be funny if they killed off al the ugly women and replaced them with super hot big breasts babes
>It was written by a paranoid Chinese dude who thinks the default position of any alien species would be instant mass murder instead of not caring all that much
humans are, objectively, a cancer to a planet and hostile to every other lifeform unless it's either extinct or domesticated, even subspecies of humans. the default position of any alien species would be to glass earth and then harvest water and resources.
you intimidated by smart people?
the funny thing is the three body problem is like 5 minutes of one episode and the rest is just dumb schlock
>three body problem
looked it up
yep its some moronic esoteric problem not having to do with ending scarcity or anything really smart
see people are taught like my dad to worship science not to see it as a means to end scarcity so you have have fun without worries
I alwasy wonder why dont governemtn just make 10 rooms per male free
ban landlord and other parasites like bankers lawyers
so simple
with tek from ancient rome can build 10 room per male
instead we are forced to do wak jobs in even wakkier usury economy
my dad I used ot think was smart
he is literally a NPC who gets excited about eclipse and sapce stay fly by which I saw and was just glowing dot
For all I know the earth is flat and space nasa etc is just a money scam
why dont we make free rooms I would even work in the factory making houseing or warehouse or megastructure components
but nope
housing so obviously artificial scarcity tomake u work at moron job
How's your dads basement?
hey, unlike game of thrones, at least the author finished this series.
i read the summaries and it sounds fricking moronic
What exactly sounds moronic about it, anon?
everything about the aliens' plan is moronic
the aliens plan is pretty good though? they do everything that is logical
telling the humans that they were bugs and openly declaring they would sabotage their science was moronic
as was the whole countdown thing
you have a problem with them interacting with humans? they had to do it to get humans to kill the humans who have a chance of messing with them. Some of the humans have ideas that can get the alien homeworld nuked
they could've just kept talking to the cultists and had them assassinate people instead of making themselves widely known by shutting off the stars, the whole "you are bugs" thing, etc. it's just painfully stupid
>making themselves widely known by shutting off the stars,
in the book this was just for the initiates for the cultist recruits to prove to them that aliens exist.
The thing I don't get is that if they can't lie, then they can't understand the concept of lying, so them suddenly not trusting the pro-Trisolarans makes no sense. It would literally be impossible for them to conceive of that idea.
they can lie, it was just always pointless. Think of it like Pinocchio. Every time Pinocchio lies, everyone around instantly knows he's lying because his nose grows.
Except it's even more exaggerated for the Trisolarans, like if Pinocchio's nose then spoke his true thoughts simultaneously as he lied from his mouth. Trisolarans always know each other's true thoughts, so while they technically can lie, it just never occurs to them as a thing to do.
Why the Hell would they put a pacifist Trisloran at one of their listening outposts. Why the FRICK would they give him the ability to respond back to a message if they believe in the Dark Forest theory? Why would any Trisolaran have different thoughts if they're apart of a hive-mind? Why would they let one listener be there and not have others if they know that Trisolarans can change their minds about subjects? There's so many contrivances you have to accept for this story to make any kind of sense.
And this is still ignoring the fact that if lying is something they can't do, then him telling humanity to not respond is pointless.
>hive-mind
where'd you get that?
they communicate almost telepathically. to lie, you need a layer of abstraction between your private thoughts and what you express to others. they aren't stupid, they quickly pick up on the concept.
>he says he read the summaries of the books
>points out what happened in the show instead of the books
>they had to do it to get humans to kill the humans who have a chance of messing with them.
Instead of using their magic proton to kill those humans instead of making them see signs. Or how about they make them see visions in their heads until they ALL died. Or SOMETHING that wasn't so brain-dead?
The photon in the books is heavily neutered compared to the TV show, all it can do is project images and mess with collider results
technically it could also travel at the speed of light and unfold inside people's heads, but it doesn't do that.
The author lacked the imagination.
He's just a chink from China and China is pretty different you have to understand that.
The AIs are an autowin because of their instant transmission which isn't possible in real life but the author nerfs them because without them there's no communication between the two planets.
I don't think there's any form of communication that we know where you can actually communicate across those light years
>their instant transmission
they printed the sophons on two sets on entangled protons, which gives them instant communications with the trisolarian's planet/fleet.
Yeah, but that's also my point. Why not just have humans seeing signals constantly for 400 years until they go insane and kill themselves?
the mass of a single proton unfolding in your head would be harmless
the 2 dimensional surface area of an 11 dimensional proton is more than the surface of the earth.
>be proton
>travel up someone’s butthole
>unfold into the size of a car
>they explode
>fold back very quickly before anyone notices
>do this to every human
it has the mass of a proton. It can't hurt you by unfolding inside you. Your own body's mass would make it unable to unfold. That's why it unfolded in space anon..
>unfold at flat nano-filament width
>bisect people's brains in their skulls
Isn't the mass of a proton, greater than the mass of photons?
If it can block sunlight entirely, wWich it does), doesn't that also kills all life on earth in like, 20 years after all plants die?
>photon blocks sunlight by unfolding to 2d
>send missile to destroy it
now what homosexual? read the books you fricking moron, all your moronic question will be answered if you just read the books its only 400 pages.
There are morons in this thread seriously, unironically arguing that something that weight less that a proton (when considering the sophon engravings) could kill a human by unfolding inside them.
Holy yikes batman
no force was required for the nano-filaments to slice up the boat. sorry bud, you're just not articulating the concepts at play.
>No force
Ah yes good think the ship was completely still. Another moron gets owned, news at 11.
Baiting but I'll respond anyways because I have time before I meet up with my gf tomorrow.
Protons by themselves have long half lives are are not radioactive. Destroying a sophon to give a human a 1% chance of brain cancer in 60 years is very intelligent!
>Rendering entire action pointless
My dear incel anon... if the Trisolaran didn't send the warning message then Earth would keep sending out messages and an anti-human Trisolaran would've seen their location. It's only pointless because the person that responded was Ye Wenjie.
Anon, you just restated my point in a moronic way. If humanity kept quiet after Ye Wenjie's initial message amplified by the sun, they would be safe and hidden.
are you even 18?
>If humanity kept quiet after Ye Wenjie's initial message amplified by the sun, they would be safe and hidden.
Hey! Dick-for-brains! They'd already know where Earth is because of the initial message.
nope. need at least two signals to determine a location.
Really? Where is that in the book?
they didn't think they needed to explain triangulation, to the reader, in the book.
The response back was what exactly? A Complete shot in the dark?
>A Complete shot in the dark?
you understand what 'broadcast' means, right?
LMAO thank you for the solid laugh, incel.
Don't worry, he's just moronic. Let him live his life in frustrated ignorance. He's a good source of entertainment.
If they didn’t have a location how are they fricking with earth
... because
ya know if you're having so much trouble understanding, just watch the tencent version or read the book. the netflix version is garbage.
>because
Great explanation anon. Thank you for enlightening this board with your towering intellect
yeah, that was me giving up, because you're trying to get me to explain fundamental plot points to you. which apparently were botched by the netflix adaptation.
>I completely understand im just too busy to explain
>it would take a really long time
>here are five more posts that took longer to type than an explanation instead
Very cool man
anon, do you really want someone on Cinemaphile to explain it to you, or would you rather watch a version that isn't completely worthless?
Im not watching shit. This show looks dumb as frick
>super advanced aliens
>cant even kill humans
Wow super spoopy
>i don't care, i'm just here begging for someone to explain it all to me
nah.
Literally nobody here thinks you have an answer and I highly doubt anyone fricking cares. You’re saving face from nobody, on an anonymous image board. Congratulations on being neurodivergent
thanks for confirming
if advanced aliens dont even have sex bots
then really
I think this is a scam
AI would explore all known handjobs techniques
and then test 10,000s of reps
to determine ultimate lube and motion
Hard to kill humans from 4 light years away bud
because she sent a second message you moron, holy shit you are so fricking stupid
tencent version?
3 body
But that isn’t true lol. You’re literally just inventing shit to cope for this shitty writing
Oh wow. Now hes larping he has a girlfriend. This went from sad to funny
>Baiting but I'll respond anyways because I have time before I meet up with my gf tomorrow.
lmao you need to get a life anon. everyone has gotten pussy before
Oh, you don't know how to read
That explains a lot
aliens should have given all the white guys 12 inch wieners
sabotage thier science
wtf
>capable of making large fleet of spacecraft
>could just build o'neill cylinders and live in space
>no, we must invade a little ball of dirt and oxygen
>also we believe that if anyone finds out we exist they'll nuke our home system, making it even more important to adapt to life in space permanently so we can spread out and no longer be vulnerable to a first strike attack, but nope, we will continue to try to live on a planet instead
>Invade
From what I've gathered the intention WAS to not invade but rather live with humans, until they learned we can lie whilst in mid-flight. The warning from the pacifist was to warn us from other lifeforms, like singer.
That still leaves us with the plothole of a species capable of interstellar travel choosing to live on a ball of dirt instead of spreading out in spaceborne habitats when they KNOW that concentrating their civilization on one location is extremely dangerous.
What about the series doesn't sound moronic?
It is moronic, and I enjoyed it. It was a roller coaster of stupid.
>hey, unlike game of thrones, at least the author finished this series.
It is a fundamentally flawed concept. The Dark forest hypothesis is really stupid for numerous reasons, namely how could civilizations keep themselves hidden and why would they need to be hidden and that's not even factoring in the travel it takes from x point in universe.
>was this show written by morons?
>from the creators of Game of Thrones
You know the answer to that.
oh shit its from the tards who did thrones? LOL
BARF
so basically feminism hidden inside other crap this time the space hoax
holy fricking shmoly
who is this titty monster?
sarenna lee
Can you at least put a tripcode on so I can filter you?
whats a tripcode?
Something your mom takes every night, newbie.
Stop using my name.
see
judging a movie or show by character's actions is one of the plebbest things a person can do. even if the show sucks, your reasoning for it sucking has outed you as a complete and utter pleb.
>Write a movie about cowboys
>Every cowboy acts like an italian chef
>"Mamma mia la train-a, prepare la pasta!"
>But the story tho!
Get rekd
Garbage show.
This show is dumb. Because the book is dumb.
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opened youtube, wanted dude to say
if it isnt scottish, its craaaaappppp
hooooly frick...
this is legit garbage, glad i didn't waste my time downloading and watching it
>i will now reveal to you my exact plan and give you 400 years to find a way to stop me, rather than silently killing off/disabling all of your top minds over the course of 10 years by simply driving them to insanity, leaving no evidence, or even be suspected in the most outlandish explanation for their behavior.
"it was aliens 400 years away from us using planet-sized super computer AI that are the size of photons that can travel at the speed of light and make you see or do whatever they want by interfering with our brains"
learn english bro
WHAT'S WITH THE FRICKING 200x150 PICS
DO YOU FRICKING LIVE IN 1997 AND ARE SAVING THIS PICS IN YOUR IBM OR SOMETHING, Black person???
I sorted by size since torent slows uploads
bigger pics arent much better honestly
are u guna be ok bro?
freebsd 14 icewm here
>tells a white male to learn english because he cant fricking read
stupid fricking jeet i hate brown skin so much i know you are brown and filthy
wrong pic, i meant this one
stupid jeet made me pic the wrong pic
can you do 10 pushups?
reread what that fricker wrote
you can be atom size and planet size?
read before takin a piss
ok there shine?
did you even watch the show you broccoli frick?
the aliens use their technology to turn a proton into the size of a planet and make it a computer and then shrink it back down
its a planet sized computer the size of a proton its simple science moron
>stars blinking
>"it was a deepfake"
wut
it was, they used the sophons to make cameras, computers and certain people believe they were seeing the stars blink out when they werent really, why are you so stupid
>the smartest scientists on the planet consistently act like morons
They're the diversity hires and most of the real scientists committed suicide.
the white guys are on the moon faking the alien thing
is just white guys having fun with brownies
Scientists do act like morons though.
t. former scientist
after witnessing what happened with covid, I can only conclude this as true
It’s impossible to write a character smarter than yourself
we are all the same intelligence
thats the joke
If the aliens have sentient AI they can send to earth, which are entangled to their fleet
Then why not have the AI take over the entire planet, and prepare it for the arrival of the main fleet
And if they can fold space time into the size of a proton, why not fold their ships or fold and entire planet and send it to another system?
That was the entire point of the sophons and their alien worshipping sect on Earth.
>Thlee boddy plobrem
Stop watching chink propaganda
So do the humans win?
all alien races hold hands together at the end of the universe as god restarts the big bang
The entire solar system gets turned into a 2d dimension by godlike aliens, but humanity that let escaped into space earlier survives
most of both aliens and humans are wiped out, but a greater percentage of aliens survive so I think aliens win
All I got from this is women ruin fricking everything. Man do these b***hes suck.
so there is a moral to the story
like eve?
Aliens not caring would be even worse for us. You can make sense of aggression. But just showing up and ignoring us like the dust beneath your feet would be even worse. We should not be seeking contact with aliens period. They are not going to give us their tech and put us on the galactic council. It will probably be something really weird and beyond fricked up. And it will be done to us for unfathomable reasons because they don't think like us at all and we don't think like them.
Aliens aren’t real anyway.
You telling me all the events in the book happen because a moronic chink woman happens to contact a pacifist alien who straight up says it will conquer us, don't contact us, and she in her super left-wing mindset is "hurr humanity bad" and dooms humanity to war?
>her super left-wing mindset
her family was lynched during the cultural revolution and her future was nothing but soviet china. if anything, she's completely done with "left wing."
All forms of media that have aliens attack us head on is inherently garbage.
Real, space faring aliens should easily be able to wipe us out from orbit. Be it firing away from space, turning a meteors trajectory towards us if they don't care for our resources, or engineering a disease that effortless dispatches most humans for an easy clean up after.
they're evacuating their hellhole of a planet for the next closest one, ours.
*immediately fixes the thread*
foy?
>Trisolaris are superduper advance
>Can't terr-form a world.
terraforming only works if the planet isn't being chucked around by three stars that regularly rip it apart or send it off into a crazy elliptical orbit.
How is terraforming going to help when it's their 3 Suns that is fricking up everything due to their erratic orbit?
>trisolarans have the ability to compress 11 dimensional objects into 3 dimensional protons
>they have the ability to travel at 1% of light speed despite huge mass
>they have seemingly sentient (but subservient) AI
>they haven't figured out how to destroy or slingshot out one of their suns
>they haven't figured out how to terraform a new world
>they haven't figured out that declaring war 400 years in the future is moronic
starting to think netflix's goal in shilling this was to have people who read the books or watched the tencent version explain their utter abortion to everyone else.
is it true the show goes beyond the first book and these 'oxford five' are used as the characters from the second book too?
2 "scientists" play a videogame and figure out the moronic three suns mystery. Nobody mentions that THE NEAREST star system to us has three suns. Then they learn there are aliens. Nobody mentions the alpha centauri system. The ayy cult mentions 4 light years. "Scientists" heard it, investigators heard it. Nobody mentions that there is a three star systems literally 4 light years away from us and it's literally the nearest stars that highschoolers know about.
>I was cringing through the first 4 ep then dropped
Thats not to scale. Useless
do we even know they're from alpha centauri in the show? i figured it was some fictional star system 4 light years away since we know the configuration of that system
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxima_Centauri
what if space is all made up and earth is flat?
I mean how coem the air doesnt evaporate into space?
why arent we fulung offa earth if its spinnin fast like off merri go round?
well it was written by a chinese and then adapted by the people who wrote GoT season 8, so yeah it's morons all the way down.
its science FICTION m8. just turn off your brain.
The countdown thing and the blinking stars has got to be the most moronic thing I've seen in science fiction
The sophon being created has got to be one of the coolest things I've seen in science fiction
This show is a mixed bag
Nothing is better than Cinemaphile morons pretending all shows with intelligent subject matter are beneath them
people really really love to think they are brainy huh?
Another book chad here.
The book literally doesn't have any plot holes. Any plot holes are from Netflix making mistakes with the adaptation. The sophon being able to hack (which it could not do in the book) is one such potential plot hole.
As for why the aliens are fricking with the humans, the ETO (human traitors) are giving them advice. That's the source of any "deceit" from them.
>hot girl is actually a genius scientist
When has this ever happened irl?
that troon is far from hot u vergin
Nice thumbnail moron
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FLAT CHESTED MAOIST
GREEN UNIFORM
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TT_TT TT_TT
she was unironically the most interesting character in the whole show in her 20secs of screen time and it wasn't even particularly close.
Not watching it
black scientists
WHY NOT????
need to make spoof version where its white fart guys on moon faking whole thing
and laughing at black n women trying to do science
>if you tell anyone else in the galaxy that you exist, your entire planet dies
>and someone just said we exist
>and yes it's canon that the Earth dies
Let me get this straight, an alien race, that cannot survive on its home world due to its extreme conditions, has somehow got super magi-tech, with computers smaller than atoms, that can change reality, and is spacefaring, and cannot find a life supporting world, let alone live on a rock orbiting a normal star... and the main drama of the story is that the people who discover these aliens want every human being to die but are so left wing they can't agree on how so fight and sabotage each other... and the solution is to threaten to tell the galaxy the postcode of the invaders... and Chinese isolationism...
Is this supposed to be a drama or a comedy?
>dude science lmao
>dude smoke lmao
>dude booze lmao
After 3 years of COVID, mask and Vax hysteria, you still think that scientists act rationally?
>the alien invading force that is thousands of years more advanced than us
That alone is fricking moronic if you think about it.
The odds that a planet can support life, let alone life that has a species that's the same fricking age as us, is moronic.
Fifty nine million, two hundred and nineteen thousand, and five hundred years, would be the blink of an eye due to the age of the universe.
If they were that much further advanced than us there wouldn't be a movie because they could just do whatever they want.
jesus christ you are moronic, literally making shit up that is actually addressed in the show and book to be mad at lmao
not your personal blog, homosexual
I am str8
damnit!
how hard is it to make a good tv show?
1 get some hot chicks
2 have a hero with soem msucle and some kinda special skills or tek oor some shit
3 have some bad guys
4 some violence
5 some plot that isnt just and insult
6 add bit more violence and bit if sex but not obvious
7 good guys win
done
its like low effort demoralization by rich exec kids to build resume
skitzo plot
ugly people jammed in everywhere
lot complaning
I can get complainign from work or normal life overload
>Cinemaphile is too moronic to understand even the most basic parts of 3 body problem
absolutely pathetic
honestly bro I couldnt give a frick
its a stupid theoretical problem with no application
mental jerkoff stuff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-body_problem
Im going to write a book called the three homosexual problem
question for someone who read the books, is it girl boss scientists doing all the heavy lifting or is this just a Netflix thing
That character doesn't exist in the book.
Netflix introduced new characters for the western audience instead of having 95% Chinese people. The Oxford 5 from the Netflix version are based on book characters but their roles are mixed up a bit. I don’t think the fat kid from GoT was based on a book character, but it’s been several years since I read the books
they hacked apart the book characters and recombined them into nonsense.
this is kino production design for anyone who played hitman games
>namegay is a moron
typical
if you can flicker the stars you can turn them off(sun as well) enjoy working in a darkness for 400 years
if you can frick with accelerators you can as well use sophon magics to
>make servers around the world overheat and lose data
>hack traffic lights, banking, produce deepfakes of politicians sending troops to random countries and use hacked drones and missiles as a false flag to stir up wars
if you can produce hallucinations you can
>make everyone blind(or at least the eggheads
>use fake religion messages(but anon they can't lie) vague massages like: we the above you being from fhe sky etc.
>use people like Tatiana in the shoe for terrorism, killing important people/destroying places and produce chaos due to systems not functioning
but according to you they can't kill people lmao
the show is just moronic and instead of doing these things they send vr games to eggheads who die anyway(some are killed by them)
inb4 ack-tschually n the booooooooooks
don't care
REVVED
Imagine being this angry and typing 600 words on a Laotian finger puppet forum
Not gonna namegay like that other guy because people aren’t being moronic, they’re just noticing the obvious plotholes the Netflix series failed to address. Even a casual viewer will have questions after watching that adaptation.
>if you can flicker the stars you can turn them off(sun as well) enjoy working in a darkness for 400 years
Netflix made the sophons way more powerful then the book, probably to make their scenes look cooler. In the book, once a sophon unfolds they’re super vulnerable. In fact, every nation with nukes ends up aiming them at the atmosphere in case the aliens are stupid enough to get it to unfold again.
>blind
Netflix again, sophons can make you see stuff by acting like a photon and filtering through your eyes.
>fake religious messages
Actually this would be a good concept but the aliens don’t really see it as worthwhile. They don’t really care what state humanity is in after they’ve messed around with our physics, theyll be so far ahead that we couldn’t possibly fight back.
>Tatiana
Netflix. In the book, there are no super soldiers and the aliens are reluctant to give even basic information to the ETO. The killings and chaos are all done by the ETO with intel from the sophons who can see and hear everything.
I don’t think Netflix goes over this either which is weird because they could have fixed another massive plothole. In the books, humanity is panicking after finding out about the invasion and all kinds of stupid plans are created. Wade himself doesn’t really care what happens to the brain, he cares more about the concept of getting 1%. They also go through a number of different ideas, first they want to send a probe but that would be too heavy. Then they want to send a human that’s hibernating in a cryogenic box but that’s still too heavy. So they decide to send a brain, assuming that the Trisolarans are so advanced they’d probably have the technology to revive a brain
>Unfolded
Yeah I didn't like that change. I don't understand.. Is it still unfolded? WTF is going on with that? Can it refold itself? And Wade & Sophon on the plane...
Otherwise I LOVE 90% of the changes. I know Cinemaphile is still doing the whole culture war thing and the cast being diverse triggers newbie election tourists, but having book 1-2 AND 3 happening at the same time, in the same place, is great. Most of the changes I love. And Saul's girlfriend on the island will be the nanofiber girl instead of doing that whole stupid dreamgirl thing.
Having Wade around from the get-go is a big improvement, as he was always my favorite character.
It's funny for a leftist woke diversity type you really have no problem with erasing asian men from an asian show. You moronic hypocrite.
lets be honest westerners are better actors than asians
Da Shi is one of the main characters. Wade is white and based as frick. Bro if you knew what would happen in Season 3 you'll know this show will become a giant dunk on feminism and the consequences of too much female compassion.
>Da Shi is one of the main characters.
All he does now is mope around and simp for his newly added homosexual son. His moments are given to other characters.
Bro the second Saul and him go to the future you'll realize how great he is. And the stuff with his son does pay off. He's a great character. Second only to Wade.
You still don't fit in, homosexual.
Nah I never did; wasn't trying. Am I supposed to be trying?
>YoU D o n 'T f I T i n
take my Cinemaphile upvote good sir
You don't fit in, homosexual.
>show is popular
>has some cool concepts
>Cinemaphile hates it
Predictable and tiresome
popular?? where. only Cinemaphile active discuss it. it debut at no.2 behind the gentlemen,
shillgay
>popular?
just checked right now. it's no. 1 per Netflix
>was this show written by morons?
the book was written by a chinaman, so the answer to your question is yes
what was the idea behind this whole staircase project, why did they even wanna send a brain to the alien fleet?
>want a "man on the inside" of the San-Ti fleet
>want to test propulsion methods
It's an objectively horrible thing to do to the "volunteer" but if you fail you're only down one person who was dead anyways. The worst thing that can happen is the aliens learn how to effectively torture humans which obviously sucks but if they show up it's game over anyways.
yeah so manu questions why didnt sophon-chan simply cause a biolab to leak a series of super deadly ass-cancer virus if their goal switched to human eradication anyway
Blame dumb and dumber. The sophons aren’t this powerful in the book; the most they can do is mess with our particle accelerators and do make us see things.
Besides, the aliens literally see as bugs. They don’t really care about what we do once they’ve stopped technological progress.
they only showed the stars flickering which is just an optical illusion like the numbers probably, and seemingly frick with display device signals, probably cause photons or whatever shitfrick. if hte alymaos could at will frick wtih electronics and computers then the first thing governments would do would be to air gap or just un plug everything that relies on computer assistance.
I just realized the twist they're setting up for season 2. Spoiler for Book 2:
The staircase probe went off course after only a few nukes unstead of near the end, so Saul will use them to threaten an INVERSE deterence signal once they reach and get stuck in the outer astroid belt!
They'll have Saul going over what went wrong and why the staircase program failed when really he is rigging up the abandoned nukes.
What the frick is up with that Mexican b***h. She was already annoying from the first episode but her b***hing about the species traitor cultist boat and MUH MASS MURDER YOU MURDERERS HOW COULD YOU against Based Pajeet and then copypasting the same fricking bullshit against her best friend was fricking irritating. Dumb fricking b***h. Shut the frick up. Holy shit.
Don't worry about her.
She'll probably be asleep for 90% of the show if she is a replacement for Saul's dream girl. Unless she is also a replacement for Jin's assistant... Hmm. IDK.
I could see them giving her more material just because she's "established"
>kino episode 5
>based davos building x-com
>suddenly it's all about 3 of the boring nerds at a beach house ranting about dumbass relationship drama
why
>he's not speedrunning the eps skipping all the non davos and non-plot habbening scenes
watched all 8 eps back to back and this was definitely the winning strategy
book 1 > 2 > 3
books 2 and 3 can be skipped
just enjoy the first being kino
Book 3 >>>>> Book 1 > Book 2
Dude, nano fibres!
To anyone looking for a good first contact book, read blindsight by Peter Watts.
just read the intro and sounds like a weird superhero story
Now I'm curious what intro you read, it has nothing to do with superhero stories. It's 50/50 split between figuring out the aliens and speculative fiction that ISN'T just science-magic, but actually makes sense.
dude octopuses
I thought this board might appreciate a book where the aliens come to kill us because they received stray tv broadcasts
Life evolving into unintelligent organic interstellar spaceships doesn't seem plausible.
only the spaceship part
if something like this happened it would not be enough to mass mobilize anyone. even if little green men landed in a major population center and started firing laser guns from their ship it would somehow be converted into fake news story or a hoax or publicity stunt.
i think it would take a literal armed conflict with little green men and daily updates like the ukraina war to make people take it seriously. making a bunch of displays show "ur a bug" would just make people think its some chink hacker group, and the CGI skybox people would convince to themselves is some crazy weather phenomenon
Auggie is such a fricking annoying fricking b***h hate this stupid c**t ruins the whole fricking show DUMB b***h
at least shows feet, the asiatic is disgusting AND boring
>mfw I waited all these years for this adaptation so Cinemaphile could make an ass of itself trying to dissect and analyse it.
havent read the book and i speedran the show but what i took from it
>the chink old chink b***h is a revolutionary and the aylmaos wanna work with her cuz of it, as for davos the ayys wanna persecute him
>there will be some epic faction war between alien loyalists and "those who fought back"
>the alien invasion doesnt exist and will never happen and they are just setting up some kind of "level 5" or whatever or the game where they instead have to save their own civ from a fake invader
idk
The cast should have just been Chink and taken place in Singapore. The Chinese version is too dry and the special effects are bad and the Netflix version is too casual, too girlboss, and too stupid. The Chinese autism is essential to the characters but China is unable to make a compelling show. A Netflix show, with a Netflix budget but staring chink actors would have been the optimal choice.
Why even call this 3 Body?
Its Death's End. The events of TBP are like a footnote. We get a super abridged version of everything that made that story. There's no foundation, and now there's nowhere to go. The tone is completely alien. The events of DE that they've already speedran only feel plausible after you've made it through two books of this shit. This show is confused. Hopefully S2 never ever.
I can't wait until tencent drops TDF so we can get back on track.
Same reason all of Game of Thrones was called Game of Thrones instead of A Song of Ice and Fire.
This is like if GoT introduced The Starks in the first episode and the Sand Snakes in the second. Also Little Finger and Dany are one character and best mates with Theon who is a combination of Theon and Jamie.
dabid and dabid have tripped over their own shoelaces
Sounds like a natural progression of their patented slop style.
Is this shit worthwhile?
How much of a brainfrick is it
No.
About as much as Sherlock or star trek. Mind-blowing for midwits, silly asspulls for everyone with a triple digit iq
If this scenario would happen, and we know we have 400 years to prepare for a war with an alien civilization, the first thing that should happen is a planet wide eugenics program
talentless commies circle jerking other talentless commies
>black man confirmed to frick a white woman in episode 8
Netflix, everyone. She gets run over immediately after though LOL!
aren't they only like two or three hundred years more advanced than humanity? Hence them fearing that we'll catch up during their journey?
Are there any smart capable white men in the book series, or is it just a chinese wankfest ? I watched the netflix series, now I'm watching the tencent version, I'm on ep 13 atm, but after that I want to buy the books to read them
I don't mind if chnese stuff depicts chinese people as protags and heroes. Everyone should do that with their stuff.
Except whites, apaprently. They should write for everyone (blacks and ugly women) except themselves
Obviously a chinese story should have chinese protagonists, what I mean is I find it really unrealistic that all the top people are chinese, considering in the real world almost none are, so in this fictional world put at least a few whites to make it more believeable
>Everyone in West hates China
>Shocked Chinese show has less Chinese
Really makes you think.
if they couldn't perform experiments to prove theories why couldn't they just rely solely on maths to explain and explore physics?
That chink girl really did Based Pajeet dirty. She prefers the brain of some whining sissy instead? I know he's white but damn!
at least the methodology here is organic, you've improved anon
can't even look up when season 2 of the chinese version airs
>was this show written by morons?
>Says right on the pic "From the creators of game of thrones"
Obviously
I don't particularly care about the politics I'm just fricking upset that they cut everything cool Da Shi does.
they even cut all the cool stuff that happens in the game
because they introduced Wade, combined the PIA with the military glowies from the first book, and cut down heavily on the suicide investigation detective stuff
It's almost as if they wanted to quickly get past all of the current day stuff and get into full on SciFi as quickly as possible. If all we get is two seaons, then for frick's sake they should've just not included Jin's story and just done book 1 + 2.
Doesn't seem like your ideas are well received here. Every post of yours is met with hostility. I think it's because you don't fit in. You'd have an easier time pushing your nigflix slop if you went back to wherever you came from.
Who are you talking to? The anon that calls people incel and chud hasn't posted for a while. I'm the anon that uses spoiler tags. I've been here since 2007 but you are right I don't fit in; you don't belong.
They just skipped Red Coast almost entirely. The most gnarly foreboding thing in whole story. Takes up like a third of the book. We don't see her working her way up. We don't see her conceive her child, or kill her husbant. No redemption arc. No villagers fighting to donate blood to save her life. No comfy time in the village, all the mothers helping nurse her kid, the villagers sending the kids to learn physics from her, spending holidays with her. She's treated well for the first time since the revolution and it completely defines her affiliation. All gone. I guess affiliation doesn't matter with no factions.
they literally skipped everything because they liked the second book more
>Technological advancement shuts down because magic intelligent particles mess with the readings of all particle accelerators.
Why are people taking this stupid story seriously?