The Straw Hat Pirates end up in Gotham City for a while. What happens?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sanji arrested for sexual harassment

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sanji arrested
      Who inside of Gotham City would be capable of that?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any female character with enough concealed sedative to knock him out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sanji can basically see people's intention like malice or not harm and he'd probably be able to take what would take out a hundred men easily without getting sleepy and that's before the 2 years jump.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even kaidou can get drunk though, oda doesn’t powerscale like
            >kizaru is lightspeed
            >therefore drugs don’t affect him
            Plus yes sanji has observation but he’s still sanji, he’d have hearts in his eyes while spinning around and probably not notice, it’s not quite spider sense. He can’t tell malice anyway, he didn’t with pudding before she actually fell for him

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Drugs wouldn't effect Kizaru because he doesn't have blood or organs. He's just light in a human skin.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he didn’t with pudding before she actually fell for him
              That's because she wasn't actively trying to poison him at the time.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but he also has no guard against women

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gordon would rape him

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better men than him have tried.
          Nonstop, for two years.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Who inside of Gotham City would be capable of that?
        Any of the batgirls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoro hears about the League of Assassins or Slade and looks to fight them but gets lost along the way
      >Nami and Catwoman feud/bond over shit they want to steal
      >Sanji become Ivy’s personal servant and when they get to him they find out that no pheromones were used or this
      >Robin probably gets caught up in a heist while checking out the museum and runs into Nightwing
      >Chopper is kidnapped by Harley after she offers him candy
      >Franky hears about Wayne tech and wants to go check it out while getting into trouble for indecent exposure
      >Usopp runs into some of penguins thugs and convinces them he’s a relative
      >Brooke puts on a show in the park before people find out he’s an actual skeleton and call the cops
      >Jimbei Runs into Killer Croc and they bond a bit after briefly fighting
      >Luffy meets the Joker who tries to kill him in a bunch of ways but they all fail so they just end up chilling out laughing, and eating

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sanji arrested for sexual harassment

        kek

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy probably gets along better with the joker than the bat, joker pretends to be a nice guy and gets him to trash the city and take out the extended bat family in like 5 minutes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy can detect malice just by being near people. Joker would remind him of Doflamingo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy already doesn't like clowns

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get to have sex with Nico Robin

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which Batman villain would make the funniest duo with usopp ?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scarecrow, Ussop gets hit with fear gas and Scarecrow just points the sniper around to destroy things he hates. Police think it’s Poison Ivy and Firefly becuae if his special attack green star and flame star.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scarecrow's gas would have the same effect Perona's ghost had on him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A fake what she did put someone in deep despair of mostly or made them terrified because of the actual emotion of that took over the body but usopp is practically always terrified to fight always and scarecrows fear toxic makes you see the most terrifying thing you could imagine. Even if usopp is told about it beforehand and under the hallucinations it is it real he still got to deal with the fact that he see it something not there and therefore can't see reality.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Usopp already fights while in constant fear, and has enough observation haki to observe the real world even when trapped in a dream world.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Gotham City is from comic books .

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One Piece belongs to Cinemaphile

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        One piece aired on Cartoon Network.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman really hits it off with Zoro, initially. Zoro mistakes the Joker for Buggy the clown. Hilarious hijinks ensue. Batman doesn't like Zoro anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of want someone to run into the ventriloquist and Scarface who could make the funniest gag with him?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brooke, he’ll think it’s some dude that’s really good at throwing his voice before finding out he’s an actual skeleton and shitting his pants.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh a wise guy, thinking a new puppet can take my place!
        >Puppetry? My good sir I’m a proud musician! Unless if corse it pays well I’m dead broke!
        >Ugh and your jokes are as corny as that Afro!
        >Hey my act might be dead but ag least it’s not wooden! Yo Ho Ho Ho!

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dc might actually sell some comics for once.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they see the ugly part of the city with their own eyes
    >meet someone who's in pain because of the status quo
    >stawhats get separated
    >everyone finds a villain to fight
    >they find the big and bad person responsible for everything
    >more fight
    >they win
    >gotham is shaved.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is that supposed too mean?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is how most of the arcs in One piece go

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They shave people's hair?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they die

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please Gotham might not survive them. No amount of Preptime can stop Luffy from fighting and eating.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    k

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy is labeled a minor threat goof as all he does is break into cool looking places and steal food.
    That changes when he breaks into a high-class banquet right before the Joker crashes the place.
    Not to be interrupted, Luffy slams his CoC on the table and knocks out all of Joker's goons and scares him away.
    Batman starts keeping a very close eye on him.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about the crossover idea. All I know is that Robin makes anything look good.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoro gets lost in metropolis
    >sanji goes into simp mode for every female villain
    >actually gets laid once by wienering food for harley and because she felt like it
    >chopper and brook get tossed into arkham because they look weird
    >nami starts dating bruce wayne
    >gets angry when he leaves her for batmanning
    >nico robin tries to solve the mysterie why gotham is cursed af and people still live there
    >comissioner gordon recruits luffy to rape the joker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Implying Gordon couldn’t just use the power of his Reipu Reipu no mi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Implying Gordon couldn’t just use the power of his Reipu Reipu no mi

      based

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy and the gang are peace main pirates, so unless someone tries to attack them they wouldn't really do shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nico Robin
    >ROBIN
    I just now got it.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol, batman is gay. literally. he doesn't like girls, he likes boys. gtfo with this bullshit

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aquaman shows up at the end out of breath, saying "I heard you were dealing with pirates, you know, SEA BANDITS! So I came as soon as I could." Batman screams "NO!" Then rips the trident out out of Aquaman's hand and stabs him in the leg with it. "Only I get to have crossovers" murmurs the Bat as he leaves Aquaman to bleed to death. The end.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go on?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hell is this picture?
      Isnt aquaman like on par with supes?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legends of the DC Universe: Aquaman/Joker, written by the Steve Englehart( creator of Shang-Chi and Mantis) as a sequel to his famous "Joker fish" story. It's shit. Like stuff made for babies is more thought out. In that panel they are in the ocean and the Joker can breathe and speak underwater just because. Also Aquaman seeks out Batman for help and he says no and kicks his ass.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh lord this sounds like a fever dream or some stupid cooked up fanfiction

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoro gets lost in Gotham City and Batman needs to use his detective skills help the Strawhats find him!

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody have any good ideas for using Doctor Strange?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman keeps trying and failing to put Luffy down with his normal means.
    Poison gas doesn’t work because of impel down. Taser doesn’t work Luffy is made of rubber. Tried to tie him up Luffy breaks the ropes like nothing, tries to hit Luffy literally bounces off him. Batman backs away to study to try and find Liffys weakness. 7 all you can eat buffets are bankrupt in the process. Somehow Zorro is in central city, after taking directions from Superman. Franky is designing elberate death traps for cola.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman would find a way to freeze Luffy like Screenslaver did to Elastigirl

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Straw Hat Pirates end up in Gotham City for a while. What happens?
    Do you want Bat-haki?
    Because that's how you get Bat-haki.
    Also, Seastone batarrangs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would bats unlock Conqueror's Haki?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haki isn't something you can learn, and seastone is only available in their world.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Haki isn't something you can learn
        And what know you of the Wayne family tree?
        >seastone is only available in their world.
        The words of a coward.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haki isn't something you can learn, and seastone is only available in their world.

          Get the frick out of this board

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Haki isn't something you can learn
        Rayleigh literally taught Luffy how to use it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Reyleigh taught Luffy how to use his better.

          >Haki isn't something you can learn
          And what know you of the Wayne family tree?
          >seastone is only available in their world.
          The words of a coward.

          >what know you of the Wayne family tree?
          I know they're from Earth.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Bruce found out about the sea weakness he could synthesize something with the same effect.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He wouldn't, he refuses to learn magic.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joker's insanity allows him to ignore Conquerer's Haki because Jokerwank

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not going forward after about visit about strength it's about your willpower. Joker is it the most physically capable dangerous just by physical capabilities but you are not talking about any normal kind of person even without the insanity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, but he's not prepared for a fist fight with someone who can punch you faster than the eye can see from across the room.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Riddler seethes himself into a hot mess because Robin solves all of his riddles with relative ease.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gordon asks nico robin to violently jerk of all criminals in gotham

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until he deliberately uses something this person from another world what did I decide as she gets pissed and breaks his back.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gordon asks Nico Robin to use her arms to violate Joker's anus from the inside..

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cant she grow dicks too?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently 19 daily one piece generals on Cinemaphile aren’t enough for spics.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anywhere from 95% to 100% of the time a "what if a non Cinemaphile related thing was a Cinemaphile related thing" thread is created, it's for the sole purpose of discussing things that are neither comics, nor cartoons.
    Cinemaphile is not a refugee board.
    Go back toWrong board
    Everyone else, report the OP for violating

    [...]

    https://sys.Cinemaphile.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=138909969
    Moreover, having toonami general forced upon us against the Cinemaphilemmunity's will was the biggest mistake that moot and the "mods" ever made in regards to this board because it gave everyone the wrong impression that Cinemaphile is a dumping ground for the rejects of various other boards.
    The only possible way to rectify this extremely severely grave and absolutely unacceptable injustice is to channel the spirit of old Cinemaphile, which was widely regarded as the cultural pinnacle of this entire website, due to the fact that it had numerous socially beneficial, anti crossboarder, anti normalgay, anti newbie, fascist mannerisms.
    Namely, ruthless elitism (selective populism and contempt for the weak) & militant self moderation (the cult of action for action's sake and everyone is educated to become a hero.)
    Therefore, it falls upon all true Cinemaphilemrades to show that Cinemaphile is not, nor will ever be a landfill for destructive invaders, and the only way to accomplish this is to follow old Cinemaphile's example by mass reporting the OP for posting an off topic thread, and if necessary, scorching the earth and poisoning the well by shitposting as hard as humanly possible. Shitposts including, but not limited to, roll charts, dubs spam, e-girl porn, anything and everything just shy of child pornography.
    After all, they have the full endorsement of the mods.
    https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/172933927/#172935088
    Why shouldn't we?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm talking about a crossover idea between manga and comic books since one of those things is comic books which is what was supposed to be talking about here yes it's relevant.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying Batman's and Gotham City are not comic books or cartoon?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can't have this thread on Cinemaphile, you shouldn't have it on Cinemaphile

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The anime boards were trigger happy and quick to delete something if it's not 100% anime bagger and disable your access for a week because of it. although I think they have less probably with sexy animal people that this bored.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              How the frick is that our problem?
              Take One Piece discussion to Cinemaphile
              Wrong board

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not the problem for you this whole thread is not a problem for you. you're the one being the problem people are having fun here.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Off-topic shittery should die for the sake of board quailty

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                We’re talking about how characters from different franchises would interact with eachother and the setting and all but ten characters are Cinemaphile if you have an issue then leave, sperging out about board integrity isn’t going to anything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sole post is gayer than Cinemaphile and /y/ combined

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      like reporting actually does anything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are an autistic moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't belong on this board
        One Piece doesn't belong on this board
        Wrong board
        Double standards should apply

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you been lurking here this whole time larping as a janny and being bitter?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's fricking right, though. One Piece threads don't belong on Cinemaphile. At the very least take it to the Toonami thread.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But this is about the straw hat Pirates in Gotham City not the topic of One Piece.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't have this thread on Cinemaphile
                You shouldn't have this thread on Cinemaphile
                Piss off

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where should we have it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quit acting like you're the law of what's allowed what's not where you're not even a mod.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s not a One Piece thread you trog, it’s a thread discussing what the Straw Hats character would do in Gotham. If this is a one piece thread then death battle threads are Cinemaphile because they bring up characters like Goku. Now stop b***hing and leave if you don’t like it. You’re not a janny and I don’t know why you think larping as one is going to make anything better.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                u mad?
                also frick death battle threads too

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >u mad
                You can’t use that after b***hing for as long as you have, as it is this thread will remain and all you can do is seethe until it’s archived.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you think I'm the same anon?
                because I'm not
                I just got here lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn’t matter you’re both seething about this thread

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoro kills Duke Thomas

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which way western man?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robin

    • 9 months ago
      Broken_Gizmo

      Trick question, Carrot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both got redesigned to look like shit, so neither.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? They still look great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seven veganas
      >maybe more

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They die

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of laughter at how nothing of a challenge Gotham is for them, after they wipe the floor with all the villains, anti hero’s and hero’s.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Robin create a hole in something by growing her mouth on something or would there just be solid wall at the back of her throat?

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if a thread can't live without bumps then it deserves to die

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy’s whole thing is cutting massive sociopolitical decades-long gordian knots within one visit to an abused community, in the structure of One Piece he would identify the exact perpetrators of Gotham’s oppression, hopefully the villains and a couple important politicians, and destroy them completely and publicly, though surprisingly not killing them (just like Batman). What Luffy does that Batman does not do, however, is usually destroy the entire standing social structure and reset the community back to ‘zero’ while the public all agrees to work hard rebuilding the world they way it should be, promising never to allow oppression again. Luffy destroys Gotham and the people are happy to rebuild it right.
    Point being - in Batman’s world, we stop criminals so people can get back to their lives in society, in Luffy’s world, we destroy a criminalized society completely so that the people can invent the new world they want to live in themselves

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >usually destroy the entire standing social structure and reset the community back to ‘zero’
      Except for when he, admittedly indirectly, restores the rightful king to the throne.
      Happened in Alabasta, sort of on Drum Island, and twice in a row in Dressrosa and Wano.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s true, he does occasionally reform kingdoms back to their original in corrupted state. I don’t know if Gotham was ever ‘pure’ but if we say the Batman era is a dark age then Luffy would arrive and expose a critical secret that would set the world back to it was when things were right, something like he exposes the Mayor killed Thomas Wayne as part of a plot to empower the city’s mobs and supervillains to distract crime fighters and people like Batman so he could commit more massive crime, and he would be defeated and this secret exposed in front of everyone. Disabling the supervillain pipeline and shaking a curse that had been laid on the Gotham citizenry, while Batman returns to a position like his father instead of being this dark knight.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joker beaten to a bloody pulp

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Island hopping is such a good long story format because you can actually have the characters make a difference and permanently solve a problem in a place before they move on, whereas Batman has to stay in Gotham forever so Gotham has to remain busted enough to produce further villains

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stuff, then they leave. This thread sucks and you’re a gay homosexual.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what

    • 9 months ago
      Broken_Gizmo

      wut

      In the butt.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wut

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a weird drawing but it's fun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not fun
      Not on topic
      It is garbage
      You are garbage

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *saves gotham*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do nothing for 2000 episodes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is mostly what happens in Gotham.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they called themselves Straw Hat?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you actually moronic

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