>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one random film with you.
Choose wisely...
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>The sun doesn't orbit the earth
>If it's random how can I choose?
>Lol it looks like a basedjak
From my point of view the Sun does orbit the Earth althoughever.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
A sun made of lava or a sun made of ice?
Best I can do
The center of the earth is still hot with all the magma and what not. Maybe we can burrow close to it and hug the warm rocks. I'd set a big net up over a volcano and sleep in the center like a hammock so I can capture the heat from the magma - heat rises, right? xD
Whoops didn't even bother reading the thread. I would bring the following to share with my fellow vault dwellers
Bring the 3D glasses too, along with Shark Boy and Lava Girl on DVD.
Great choices. I was also thinking about Brink and Johnny Tsunami as well. Too bad we can only have one
>heat rises
...but by your mathications, that would mean if you were Australian, and dug up to the core of the earth, the heat wouldn't rise, it would shoot down.
We will build a trump wall around the core to stop the land down under and all the chinks too
The magma is only hot because the iron in the earth is getting microwaved by the Sun, we basically live on a giant pizza roll
Why isn't the iron on the surface magma?
Concentration I would reckon
the soi bunker
gem
>Is that a le hecking dark desolate bunkerino!!!!
>I FREAKIN LOVE DEEP DANK ABANDONED FORTIFICATIONS BUILT WAY BELOW THE EARTH!!!!!!!
vore me bunkerplier
>the sun fallen out of orbit
>crash into the earth
Black person we are all dead
Well yeah obviously it's going to be too hot to live on the surface moron, that's why they're moving into underground bunkers where it will be cooler.
The mass of the sun would consume out entire planet. It's size is 100x larger than earth our planet would no longer exist you fricking moron
>you can't use a submarine, the ocean will consume it, it's hundreds of times bigger
come on, anon, think.
So tue earth will sit I aide of the sun as would a submarine inside the ocean? I must admit I wasn't as clever as you to come up with that one
>So tue earth will sit I aide of the sun
raise both hands and state today's date
>so the earth will sit inside the sun
Typos really unravel everyone here it seems very reddit-esque
It's a ball of light and heat moron it has no mass, not too mention the sun will shrink slightly as it is extinguished by the oceans. If the bunkers were deep enough down they would be insulated from most of the heat and humanity could survive in some form. The bunkers would need to be self sufficient as they would be trapped underground but it could be done. Overtime maybe we could tap into underground reservoirs and make it cool enough to escape the bunkers and blast off into space.
Not only are you wrong but certifiably moronic. Please don't procreate you mongoloid
but what if we grip it by the husk
Bro you should really read what you are posting? They make balloons out of hydrogen and helium. It's made of gas mass not rock mass, its way less dense. I'm not even sure it would be that catastrophic anymore, the gas might disperse as it comes into contact with solid earth and we would just need to wait for the sun to pass over us. Obviously the bunkers would need to be airtight if that was the case though.
>Bro you should really read what you are posting?
Topkek! Do yourself a favor and follow your own advice. The fact you tried to pull a serious tone is even funnier. The earth would be vaporized and everyone knows your moronic
Says the moron who debunked himself with his own evidence.
The fact that you think I debunked myself shows everyone the persistence of your moronation. Nothing I posted debunked myself. You literally think the sun would wash over the earth lol Black folk are so stupid
If gas could consume solid matter they wouldn't have propane canisters. This doesn't change because the gas is on the outside you fricking idiot. Think of the earth like a big gas canister except all the humans are safe on the inside and the gas is safely contained on the outside. Maybe explaining it to you like a child will help you understand.
Okay moron let's settle this now. The sun isn't even made of gas the way you assume it is: it's made of plasma from fission reactions superheating the gasses converting it into plasma which has mass. The sun's core is made of iron, and silica - both solid mass. Gas if you don't know has fricking density and when you have as much gas and plasma as the sun does it acts as a solid. Dumb it down for you to understand: metal is harder than a piece of paper but when you have a phone book (all the gasses compressed) it becomes very fricking dense. The earth would be destroyed and you are an utter moron with brown skin. Nuff Saud
Thanks chatgpt. You could just not post if you don't know what you're talking about, you don't have to run to an ai to write nonsense supporting your argument. Id prefer if you just posted a trollface and admitted you were pretending to be moronic if you must get the last word in.
>I'm not the one pretending to be moronic you are
what sort of pseud zoomer trolling is this? just seems like gay shit for gays
What a weak ass cope. Doesn't sounds remotely like ai. Sounds like a forfeit so I win!! Stay in your lane moron
This. Thank you, anon
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you but you got BTFO'd with Facts and Logic. ChatGPT wouldn't call you a moron with brown skin, it's programmed against that.
why is this a phone screenshot
I'm at work phone posting for next 10 mins until I'm off for the day
>The sun is 4 inches in diameter
moron detected
Thanks for ruining the thread autismo
Sorry but I'm also this
poster as well as these
You just suck at maintaining or participating in threads bc you're anal retentive
So? You still ruined the thread.
Space is fake, moron
>*record scratch* yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up like this
If the sun “fell on the earth” which isn’t possible the earth would no matter what fall into the sun. The entire planet from the crust to iron core would be incinerated
I've already explained this, you're talking about a full strength sun. You're not taking into account the parts of the sun that would be extinguished by contact with the oceans. 71% of the earth's surface is water, you are correct that remaining 39% of the surface would be incinerated but these bunkers would be as deep as possible.
>the parts of the sun extinguished by the oceans
Lmao the all water on the planet would have boiled away long before we got close to the corona
what if we gave everyone on earth a super soaker and we all used them at once?
yeah I'm sure you boil your water holding the pot above the flame and not sitting on top of it, right?
what you're saying is moron shit
I can’t tel if you are trolling or actually totally ignorant of how giant and hot the sun is
Don't bother. This kid has ruined his own thread with this moronic style of trolling see
That's not me. You're really projecting with this samegay stuff m8, not everyone makes fake posts to agree with themselves like you do.
That's not me moron.
OP here, the only thing I have posted is the OP. I can't believe you autists are talking about the scenario, it doesn't fricking matter. I'm asking what kino you will take into the bunker
https://youtube.com/shorts/paSF3mNfaFI?si=HMO3RIr7lneWIHsA
If I put a plastic bottle in a fire it melts, if I fill it with water it stops it from melting. The insulating effect is what will save the deep bunkers from burning.
High quality bait thread. It's plausible enough that someone would be this moronic but in fact we are the morons.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
I wish people like you wrote more novellas.
The Dark Knight Rises. Baneposting will survive, and humanity reborn will do wall paintings about the legend of See-ayy-eyy
The Divide
>the sun is falling into the earth
Anon…
Did you know that if you pretend to be moronic for too long you actually become moronic? Tread carefully, my brothers.
I got bad news for you, if something drastic enough happened to earth's orbit that it were inhabitable for 50 years, it likely would not ever be habitable again after that.
If the earth were on a collision course for the sun, the planet would be baked sterile long before it evaporates on collision with the sun's surface.
Dumb morons don't understand that the Sun is a gas giant set ablaze. Earth would be engilfed in fire. But some 5 kilometers deep, life would thrive...
gem
If this isnt a meme and this guy actually thinks earth would survive a collision with a star, then this is easily one of the most moronic ideas I have ever laid eyes on in my entire life.
I would need some kinos to fit the Antarctica setting because the sun would freeze if it tried to go there so I need to learn to thrive in sub-zero conditions with only a few days of sun a year, even after the event.
Classic Thread
What’s his endgame?
To talk about Television & Film. Unfortunately, he posts this on Cinemaphile.
this pasta is at least 12 years old homosexual
good job on learning how to work the archive