The Thin Red Line (1998)

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I BLEW MY BUTT OFF

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noted, I'll make sure to tell your wife you valiantly blew your butt off.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "well if some of them pass out, they'll just pass out." pretty much all i remember. and that guy from cheers blew his own arse off lel.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a boring drag, nothing happend and i thought at first i had the commentary track on but it was just the dumb monologue.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But did you reflect on those words?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was his fricking problem

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The closer you are to Caesar, the greater the fear.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing happend

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was mesmerized by this kino 25 years ago and still am

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wished he surrendered and made it out.

      Worst 'Nam movie ever.

      I know charlie and japs look alike, but the VC carry AKs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolute kino.

        me too bro, me too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, its one of my favorite movies of all time
      its much, MUCH better than SPR
      after youve seen spr maybe three times there is no more rewatchability
      i will never get tired of TRL
      no, it's not flawless , not even close
      but it is so human
      spr feels like a theme park ride in comparison

      I watched it and called scorsese and told him "this is kino, saving private ryan is a theme park ride"
      he's been sitting on that for 20 years

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean anyone who's not a mouthbreather would agree, SPR is literal capeshit

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i guess everyone was watching jim cavaziel clips over the weekend

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is the movie where I learnt they used coconut water as plasma for surgery

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not learning it from Who Am I
      pfft gay

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst 'Nam movie ever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i always get these conflict movies mixed up. thought this was the one with that indian guy from joe dirt and nicholas cage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i always think it's one

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    malick's best film

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best war movies ever made of any era. It is a litmus test on who you are talking, ask them what they thought of Thin Red Line. If they say "boring" and aren't female then you are dealing with a simpleton or immature child.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A war movie without the war. Unwatchable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      Taking the hill is very realistic. The attack on the village is probably the most brutal depiction of close combat done.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fine. Watch Platoon. You;d hate Paths of Glory, so skip that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i liked him in casualties of war.

          what part of the thin red line is similar or just as boring as the wedding in apocalypse now? and the heroin scene in the deer hunter?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what part of the thin red line is similar or just as boring as the wedding in apocalypse now
            Did you mean the french plantation in Apocalypse Now or the actual wedding in The Deer Hunter? But to answer your question, the parts with the least going on are when Caviezel is hanging around with Melanesians, Bell remembering his wife every once in a while and when the company gets some respite from battle for drinking and musing. I didn't consider any of these bad.

            >and the heroin scene in the deer hunter?
            How was that boring? I don't remember it being dragged out much. Just a short revelation of how far Nicky has fallen and how his handlers keep him under control to profit off him.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah i messed them up.
              the wedding scene was in the deer hunter and the heroin one was in redux

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the heroin
                he smoked opium, moron-kun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                meh, same difference

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The wedding scene gets hate but the worst scene in the movie by far was the village battle. Nothing about it made any sense. It should have been cut completely and just skipped from the wedding to the prison.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nothing about it made any sense.
              yeah civilians think that someone that is in special forces will just magically meet his paratrooper friends in a fire-fight on some no-name village. it just isn't like that.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you righteous? Kind? Does your confidence lie in this? Are you loved by all? Know that I was, too. Do you imagine your suffering will be any less because you loved goodness and truth?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ww2
    >somehow made it about Black person worship

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They want you dead, or in their lie. Only one thing a man can do. Find something that's his, make an island for himself.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah i did. Boring ass movie.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure how many more "Wow, women fricking suck" moments I can take in kinos bros...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My fiance left me a week after going to Tarin Kowt.
      >muh I'm afraid you'll die

      She called me up when COVID started wanting to get back. Lol, no.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where that?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wild West of Afghanistan.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You didn’t see or do shit in that placid part of Afghanistan. Your girl was right to dump you for being sent on vacation.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The grass is cold
    >Muh heart
    *japs machine gunning yanks*
    >Sun...it shines
    *nick nolte yells*
    >Has God touched you
    *gets cucked*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ponder more.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. When I pay to see a war film I want to see war. Not a 7 hour vlog by some skitzo condensed into 3 hours that makes no sense spliced with random shots of sunlight coming through trees and disjointed dialogue.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ENTERTAIN ME

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This used to be my favorite movie. Every time I rewatch it I like it just a little less though.
    It ultimately feels like Malick reaching toward a lie, to me. He wants to believe, but the questions ring kind of hollow.

    Also the editing and structure in the beginning (before they get to the island for the offensive) kind of suck and you can tell that Witt was not originally the protagonist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can tell that Witt was not originally the protagonist.
      Elaborate? Most I've ever heard about Witt not being the intended MC is Brody originally having a big 'heart of the movie' role before it got cut in the edit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the book doesnt have a main character, malick probably tried to do something like that before realizing it doesnt work in a film

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forget the exact dialogue, but the scene when Penn first picks up Whitt and they talk isn't written in a way that makes Whitt seem like a main character. It makes Whitt seem like a hard-headed supporting player.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >assemble a cast of like 30 A+ actors
    >completely remove like 25 of them in the final cut
    kek that crazy-ass Malik

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Budget: $52 million

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is part of what makes it so good
      uncompromising

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The monologuing filtered me but apart from that it was kino

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino as FRICK and will filter morons who'd prefer watching some slop like saving private dogshit

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, its one of my favorite movies of all time
    its much, MUCH better than SPR
    after youve seen spr maybe three times there is no more rewatchability
    i will never get tired of TRL
    no, it's not flawless , not even close
    but it is so human
    spr feels like a theme park ride in comparison

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't any of them use the fricking helmet strap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't let The Man tie you down, brother!

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think the wedding scene was boring but I only watched the film once and wouldn't do it again.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite film. Tfw you will never see a 7h version, damn you T

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watched it when i was coming off from lsd, i didnt like it because i wanted a war movie. i think malick movies might be for spiritual boomers. i'll try again in 10 years.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We will never see Gary Oldman's part. Yes, Gary Oldman was originally going to be in this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he film scenes?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad always says that this is the most disappointing war movie he has ever watched because it's a bunch of artistic homosexual antiwar shit. He was disappointed they didn't do the battle justice because my grand uncle fought in it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >antiwar
      hoooly shit, filtered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad sounds like a massive homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll be a boomer too some day, and you'll be out of touch and mocked by the future generations who will be even gayer than what we have right now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You'll be a boomer too some day
          literally not how that works

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Boomers are a state of mind

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's actually a state of matter between gas and plasma

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is a granduncle?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        a grunkle!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        a cool uncle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did your dad serve in Vietnam?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but mine did and he likes The Thin Red Line a lot. He introduced me to it years and years ago. Blogposting but he just really enjoys war flicks: Hamburger Hill, We Were Soldiers, Casualties Of War, etc.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I was just wonder if that anon's dad served, does your dad like Jar Head? I figued someone who didnt serve would say something like what that anons dad said.
          >Muh glory.
          Unfortunately, there really is much glory to have.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fell asleep in the middle of it. Does that count?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's great but why are the US commanders in every war movie just bumbling morons? Did we really get fricked up in the Pacific like morons or is it just a common way for lefty movie makers to paint war in an even worse light?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them are promoted by nepotism. Lot of officers are actually moronic. The smart ones never make it above O5 unless they’re also mentally I’ll.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The blew my butt off scene hasn't aged well. Otherwise 9/10.

      Go watch Patton. U.S. commander kino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because movies are told from the perspective of lower enlisted or NCO's. At that level much of what you're told to do sounds nonsensical and moronic, but makes sense the higher you go.

      Having said that, the Pacific theater was a complete shitshow compared to Europe, as all of your battlefields were disease ridden hell holes on a few square miles, and the enemy were complete fanatics who would suicide charge you rather than surrender.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. The movie suck balls and this character is a pain in the arse.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't get filtered.
    i didn't like it, because it was overacted and boring
    picrel is far superior

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you got filtered.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slightly. I thought it was fantastic but after two hours of tension and philosophy, I was exhausted by the time they reached the Japanese garrison and took all those prisoners. I thought it was a great end to the film, and then I saw I still had another 45 minutes left. It's been a couple of days and I haven't finished it yet.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >living with literal subhuman sea monkeys LE GOOD
    >blasting away japs and burning them alive and cool explosions LE BAD

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