The Thing

Just got done watching this. Discuss.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no female characters
    kino!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can't fail the Bechdel test, if there are no female characters
      checkmate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cheating b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please let me know who has the very first spoken line in the film. I know it isn't a real character but I alway enjoy pointing that one out. Also the saucer prop in the beginning was made by this very mousy autistic sort of woman, one of the behind-the-scenes items shows her handling the prop and explaining in too much detail, in an even tone of voice, how the thing has 88 LED lights or similar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Uh… Norwegian guy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong bro.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        PUTA
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  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks Al generated.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The intro showing the alien spaceship aged so poorly it's crazy, and it really lowers the film by quite a bit. Imagine just.. removing that scene. The whole movie would improve.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The intro showing the alien spaceship aged so perfectly it's crazy, and it really enhances the film by quite a bit. Imagine just.. keeping that scene. The whole movie would be the same.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's crazy how other movies try to do assimilating mimic creatures but never come close to anything this good

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was his fricking problem?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's an incel and hates women. It's why he took that job

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cheating b***h

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s settle this once and for all
    Is Childs a thing or not?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Childs a thing or not?
      he sure is.

      Please let me know who has the very first spoken line in the film. I know it isn't a real character but I alway enjoy pointing that one out. Also the saucer prop in the beginning was made by this very mousy autistic sort of woman, one of the behind-the-scenes items shows her handling the prop and explaining in too much detail, in an even tone of voice, how the thing has 88 LED lights or similar.

      the swedish guy telling them to get away from the puppers that gets shot by el capitan with his pop-gun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn it Mac! He’s Norwegian

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Incorrect. The VERY FIRST spoken line in the film is Adrienne Barbeau, a real woman with a vegana and all (and Carpenter's wife-or-something around that time), purring as the chess computer which cheats and defeats Mac. By pouring his whiskey into the "cheatin' b***h", Mac kills off the last vestigial female presence in the film.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I do not consider AI "real" and I never ever will.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The actress, and her spoken words, are quite human, and extant at the beginning of the film, starting the drama. There is no completely getting away from woman. Even Lawrence of Arabia has the ululations of the distant women at one point.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no it’s not schizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More importantly… how did Fuchs die bros?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Among Us: The overrated movie version with cheap stop motion for boomers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Put the ipad down and stop posting zoom zoom

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