The Thing (1982)

Movies with an incredible atmosphere, more specifically, that have a paranoid, Isolated and claustrophobic atmosphere to them

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no same digits here, Mac
    i'm clean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah me too man, I’ll pass the digits test

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I-I have nothing to hide

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WINDOWS BLAST HIM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not a fricking monster guys I swear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > *Sweats profusely*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah... I think Macs right guys... Think about it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alien

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one does it better than anything in existence currently. Nothing can top it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The small uncomfortable underwear in space never made sense to me, but I still agree. It's in my top 3 all time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PUSSY

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It Comes At Night comes to mind even though it was a shit movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah cool, and oh right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BURN MOTHER FRICKER BURN

      but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FRICKING COUCH

      You've gotta be fricking kidding me

      This is bullshit MacReady!

      You were pretty close to dubs and you've been acting suspicious, we're gonna need to test your blood.

      WINDOWS BLAST HIM

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Listen here.... we're gonna do a little experiment, singles.... you're clean.......Dubs...... you're the thing..... Now to show you what I already know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IM CLEAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's up fellow dudes, I'm not the thing! That would be cap!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BLAST HIM ANYWAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey guys, what's up..... What are we talking about?..... I was just.... Ah..... Just doing something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Something about you...seems off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          who the frick are you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ween lookin ass homie righ heayah frfr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FRICKING COUCH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You've gotta be fricking kidding me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You've gotta be fricking kidding me

        These are quotes from the movie!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and these bastards

          but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FRICKING COUCH

          You've gotta be fricking kidding me

          ARE THINGS
          BLAST EM MAC

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keep an eye on this one.... I don't like the cut of his jib

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You were pretty close to dubs and you've been acting suspicious, we're gonna need to test your blood.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You would like that wouldn't you, you monster!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can you keep that down, I was shot today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You've gotta be fricking kidding me

        GAAAAAHHHH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is bullshit MacReady!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        THEIR EVERYWHERE, WE CAN'T ESCAPE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a thing, I'm a werewolf. Big difference, Mac.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's bullshit, how can doubles tell if you're the thing??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You see if a human posts they'd be random, but a thing... it wouldn't be able to resist the opportunity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rolling. you can trust me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UNTIE ME I'M A HUMAN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you though?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Was he fricked regardless? Looks like slim is making contact with him...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      untie us already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      piss!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now I'll show you what I already know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was just taking a tinkle in the loo-- you guys all know that I love to take tinkles in the loo. nothing suspicious about my disappearance at all!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      COME ON, HIT ME, HIIIIITTTT MMMMEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do you do fellow humans?

        You trust me, right?

        That's good...... I'm glad we are all clean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you do fellow humans?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You trust me, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody got to the blood!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Clark

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're full of shit and your test is bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clean as dicky! Not that I would know, haha.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel fine, boss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know me. I ain't no dub. This is a silly test.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I was one of those things I would know it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *slowly draws revolver*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're being way to paranoid here, MacReady.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to spend all winter TIED TO THIS DAMN THREAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guys... I swear to God... I'm not the Thing...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are we trying to kill The Thing? we should make it our friend, talk to it and listen to what it has to say d^-^b

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haha why would I be the Thing, that's ridiculous

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Windows, blast him!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm definitely not a thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mac... Anons... We've shitpost together for years now, how could you guys even THINK i would betray any of you, come on don't look at me like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't prove a thing!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you do, fellow humans?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Assimilates you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Human bros, we lost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a daring synthesis, bravo

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't figure out who messed up the blood bags in the fridge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tl;dr it's palmer. it's always palmer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BURN MOTHER FRICKER BURN

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NO, it was PALME-ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ah crap

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    30 days of night

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Macready is the thing. There was cellular remains in the excavation site where you find him alone in pic related.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, look at this shot taken shortly after. It's pretty telling.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about this one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the lowest rated movies on RT, 7%

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The 1951 James Arness version is superior in every way and I won't have RLM zoomer children tell me any different.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the 2011 version is superior to both you fricking millennial

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >RLM zoomer children
      >Literally the entire world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would take the censored cut I saw in dubbed on TV. It removes all the flirting between cap and secretary and also some dumb lines.

      makes the movie better.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The prequel was better. Better effects. The old one looks like shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the next time that whispering voice in your head tells your to have a nice day, listen to it more carefully and seriously next time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How don't you know they're baiting you? You fricking moron. You seriously can't tell when someone is being a moron on purpose? Are you that fricking dumb??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i dont care

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's going on in this thread?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone moronic it with his homosexualry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what that dog doin?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the thing in the end?
    Money is on Childs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well he drank from the bottle which had petrol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Childs was a thing what reason would he have for not immediately attacking a weakened, defenseless Macready?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It always preferred to lure people into being defenseless and strike when unexpected. It only attacked openly if there was a direct threat and the jig was up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bump

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm so tired.....

    https://variety.com/2020/film/news/the-thing-reboot-blumhouse-john-carpenter-1234746844/

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NoTHING to see here, Mac.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God damn it Carlos, not you too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LIGHT HIM UP!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sus

      UNTIE ME I'M A HUMAN

      Based meth enjoyer.
      [...]
      This is based on a comic, I found both movie and comic to be weak but the movie was a little bit better. Maybe it was Beckinsale in panties, that turns anything into kino.

      [...]
      AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
      Get it! Get it, fellow humans!

      bump

      christ the entire thread's been infested

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised nobody has capitalized on the Sus Amogus game and made a Thing version.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that would require licensing rights

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sus

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i met a heroin addict/alcoholic in rehab and this was his favorite movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based meth enjoyer.

      What about this one?

      This is based on a comic, I found both movie and comic to be weak but the movie was a little bit better. Maybe it was Beckinsale in panties, that turns anything into kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OH SHIT OH FRICK I'M HUMAN GUYS THIS IS A MISTAKE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based meth enjoyer.
          [...]
          This is based on a comic, I found both movie and comic to be weak but the movie was a little bit better. Maybe it was Beckinsale in panties, that turns anything into kino.

          AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
          Get it! Get it, fellow humans!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            HAHA WE'RE GOING TOGETHER

            TOGETHAAAA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember reading the book and wanting someone more like Janeane Garofalo for the character. The trailer made it seem sci-fi, but it was just a murder mystery crime triller at an arctic base.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The trailer made it seem sci-fi
          Yeah it did, that was a fricking scam. I just realized it was a regular killer halfway through the end. Kate is a cute but movie was boring.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I couldn't be the thing.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deep Blue SNEED

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thing thread
    >no pingu post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the NOOT NOOT as he throws the dynamite.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would never assimilate a dirty mutt if I were the thing (I'm not)

        FRICK FRICK FRICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lee Hardcastle is kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats cool

      i like claymation. or playdoughmation.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you do any of the following:
    >Believe that the video game is an actual proper sequel and "canon"
    >Unironically believe the gasoline theory
    >Recommend "The Things" by Peter Watts
    Then please, for the betterment of all of these threads and all future discourse about this film, have a nice day. have a nice day right now, preferably in the most painful way possible. Throw yourself off a building, slit your wrists, set yourself on fire, kill your children if you have any due to the bad genes you've passed on, just remove yourself from the planet. have a nice day immediately.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody seen Fuches?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its almost halloween and time for my yearly rewatch.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOURE ALL INFECTED!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Childs is wearing a blue jacket on guard, then later he's wearing a white jacket

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look, everyone, Mac's probably one of those things. We should torch him.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Machinist

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a SINGLE post mentioning The Tenant by Polanski

    Shaking my baka.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alien, The Fly and The Thing are the perfect late night atmospheric sci fi horror triumvirate

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would never assimilate a dirty mutt if I were the thing (I'm not)

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Annoying gays turning this into a fricking stupid meme get thread. To answer your question, I highly recommend black mountain side.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boy it sure is cold down here in Antarctica. Wouldn't some fire be great?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Check out Await further Instructions, it's absolutely based. Do not watch a trailer or read anything about it, in fact if you can even avoid seeing the poster it's best.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed thread

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Body Snatchers remake has some of the best tension building through sheer direction and cinematography in sci-fi. Every time I watch it I pick up new details.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which one ?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That poster is AIDs

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Onions

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Movies with an incredible atmosphere, more specifically, that have a paranoid, Isolated and claustrophobic atmosphere to them

    RAVENOUS

    go watch it now. It's exactly what you described.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Session 9
    Europa Report
    The Divide
    Event Horizon
    Sphere
    The Cube
    Below

    I'm good. Right?, guys? You're making me nervous...

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Das Boot.
    Doesn't get more claustrophobic than that in film

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get threads killing Thing threads is so annoyingly sad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of that gay reddit game of dubs, why don't you homosexuals name movies like The Thing?

      >reeeeeee stop shitposting and discuss my serious movie epicly
      If you weren't new as frick you'd know it's been discussed to death. There's nothing left to talk about it. Unironically go back to l*ddit and talk about it there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And if you weren't new as frick then you'd know get threads are against the rules and bannable you Black person homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >racism outside of /b/
          uh oh newfriend

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Macready and Childs are both the Thing. The chess game is a clue. Black and white.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree that both Mac and Childs were the Thing. That's why they were content with freezing to death. But I'm not sure how the chess game is a clue. Care to elaborate?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't content, but nothing could be done about it. They were a thousand miles from nowhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The chess game is simple forshadowing that MacReady will destroy the game rather than lose. Nothing more. Might as well interpret his name as he had an Apple Mac Ready in the other room which is why he didn't mind destroying the computer.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe we're at war with Norway.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of that gay reddit game of dubs, why don't you homosexuals name movies like The Thing?

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