>The true nature of the Force has always been strongly debated, but the franchise is moving further away from George Lucas' original vision

>The true nature of the Force has always been strongly debated, but the franchise is moving further away from George Lucas' original vision
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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luke shooting green lightning in the EU was actually when I gave up on the idea anyone took George's interpretation seriously.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      George doesn't really consider most of the EU canon anyway

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never been an EUgay but Lucas' idea of the force has been bunk since the prequels. I don't just mean because of midichlorians, I mean with shit like "force push" being moves you unlock like a video game, and not being part of your personal connection to the force and the universe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean in KOTOR you can be full jedi but unlock choking and electrocuting people.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they cost more
          I always treated it as gameplay mechanic, so you get cool looking and strong abilities even as goodgay as opposed to million buffs

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those million buffs are objectively better though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, force lighting being a dark power is weird but choking is pretty hard to justify since it's pointlessly cruel.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >force lighting being a dark power is weird
            and not very deadly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's pointlessly cruel
            kinda the point innit?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Honestly, force lighting being a dark power is weird but choking is pretty hard to justify since it's pointlessly cruel.
            Most dark side techniques are perversions of old Jedi techniques. Force choke is just telekinesis applied to someone's neck.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I mean with shit like "force push" being moves you unlock like a video game
        THANK YOU. I've always hated the stupid "force this" and "force that" thing. It is, exactly as you say, just like a video game, and not a good video game at that. It just reinforces the idea that Star Wars is for children.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It just reinforces the idea that Star Wars is for children.

          Star Wars is for children. The fact that those children grew up(physically at least) doesn't change that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just because it's for kids doesn't mean it needs to be stupid

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So your objection to Luke being able to jump high in ESB is that...it's possible to put the word force before jump?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >THANK YOU. I've always hated the stupid "force this" and "force that" thing. It is, exactly as you say, just like a video game, and not a good video game at that. It just reinforces the idea that Star Wars is for children.
          Star wars is for children, it used to be for the moronic children, now it's for the moronic gay transexual children. Are you a homosexual troony child?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that shit was always moronic. completely kills the mysticism of it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >completely kills the mysticism of it.
          I can't understand why some people can't wrap their minds around this. David Lynch intended for the murder of Laura Palmer to never be solved so that the show could have that mystery looming forever. Once the studios made him reveal it, the show went from kino to slop. Never reveal a mystery so clearly. It's magic-killer. Your explanation will never beat the crazy theories the fans have imagined.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >completely kills the mysticism of it.
          How?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you have it backwards. It was the video games that messed up the force by turning abilities into unlockables.

        In reality, Lucas felt there were some basic force powers that every trained Jedi could do (like basic telekinesis or speeding up your body), but more advanced users of the force developed their own special abilities based on their unique connection to the force.

        Mace Windu had shatterpoint. Where he saw weaknesses in objects.

        Yoda could grab pure energy with his bare hands due to monstrous telekinesis.

        Plo Koon could shoot yellow lightning.

        Another Jedi master could grow help grow plants and accelerate plant growth

        Another could heal moderate wounds

        Etc.

        These were supposed to be unique to each Jedi Master.

        Then fans wanted to make their own special snowflake Jedi. And made up shit like "Grey Jedi" (force users who weren't evil but could force choke and shoot Sith lightning). And having all force abilities be unlockables in video games so their special snowflake Jedi could have every ability. These got even worse with the Sequel films by giving Rey multiple abilities.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mace Windu had shatterpoint. Where he saw weaknesses in objects.
          >Yoda could grab pure energy with his bare hands due to monstrous telekinesis.
          >Plo Koon could shoot yellow lightning.
          >Another Jedi master could grow help grow plants and accelerate plant growth
          >Another could heal moderate wounds
          None of this is canon, and none of it came from Lucas. All of this is EU slop from shitty books and whatnot. None of it was in the movies. None of it was mentioned by Lucas anywhere, ever. Why would you bring up Lucas and then post this shit? It's the same fanfiction as videogames. "Yellow lightning," lmao.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Windu has Shatterpoint in TCW. It's canon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's in the Clone Wars TV show.

            It's also in the Prequel novels which George Lucas personal supervised and approved.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Grey Jedi

          Kyle Katarn and Luke both technically fall into this category since both had brushes with the dark side and came back.

          If the EU has told us anything it's that force abilities follow the moral guideline (Jedi or Sith) you choose to abide by. E.g if you're an aggressive, evil, and emotional dickhead trained by the current Sith lord you'll develop "dark side" abilities more readily. If you're a meditating paragon of virtue trained by a bunch of Jedi hippies you get force photosynthesis and the ability to invigorate more readily.

          Telekinesis, speed etc are "core" force abilities that aren't really associated with either side. It's the difference between forbidden magicks and recommended curriculum in other terms.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick are you on about? Luke and vader frequently used telekenisis in the OT. What makes you think Quigon and Obiwan using it aren't doing it via a similar connection?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plus, the OT was held back by the limited technology of its time. Of course none of them are going to do anything particularly crazy. Just lifting heavy shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was in an alternate multiverse a long long time ago

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are Disney execs this out of touch? Do they not go online? Please someone explain it to me? Do they not want money?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's social conditioning, not an attempt to earn revenue for providing an entertaining product.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well it ain’t working. They shoulda picked something better than Star Wars lol.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They shoulda picked something better than Star Wars lol.
          On paper, it seems like a bulletproof idea. You can sell vegetables to children as long as they have a picture of a Star Wars character on the sticker.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kids don’t care about Star Wars, that shit is lame to them, they’d have better results propagandizing skibidi toilet

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah well it ain’t working
          On us here no, but normies are getting less human every year

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's social conditioning
        to what? me not caring about a franchise?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what's so funny about it. They thought they could use SW as a vector and instead their message was so universally rejected that it tanked one of the largest IPs in history as collateral damage.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They thought they could use SW as a vector and instead their message was so universally rejected that it tanked one of the largest IPs in history

            It's like they think that people will be forced to watch their garbage because they have no other choice or some shit...
            >B-but it's STAR WARS! They HAVE to watch it!!!!
            Nope.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.
          you WILL have no aspirational stories or heros and thats a good thing!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Companies like Disney are just extensions of the Pentagon at this point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How are Disney execs this out of touch?
      still letting this idiot run the show

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her kill switch is legendary they can't do shit to her.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have to make it look like an accident. Boating, jet ski, hang gliding?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They have to make it look like an accident. Boating, jet ski, hang gliding?

            You ever see her do any of those things? No you haven't. Because she knows what time it is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still thinks any of this is about money
      Life has gotta be rough as a double digiter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trust me
        still is about money

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The root cause of the issue is that we have been in a complete paradigm shift culturally, and that extends to business, media and entertainment.

      Gone are the days of companies having to "figure out what the market wants" or find their "target audience" and then make artistic content for them, hope people want to pay for it, and make a profit etc.

      I would argue we haven't been in that world for decades - we've been in another, newer phase where there has been no art or experimentation and its just guaranteed sales because of proven properties or whatever.

      But NOW, this current phase is where companies are able to DICTATE what we consume, and create an environment where enough people are HAPPY to pay for it. They are of course transitioning to this via the established properties, which is why you're seeing all of these IP's and franchises be vessels or skinsuits for completely different, "new" and "progressive" storylines and characters that do not fit at all. And the more they do this the more people see this as normal and reflective of the real world. It's a self fulfilling prophecy and feedback loop.

      They could make a product and have people like it or not (risk) or they can make a product and wrap it in DEI, ESG bullshit and they would have guaranteed viewers/buyers. There's that image that circulates on Cinemaphile that I don't have saved of someone saying "I have to buy and support all these shitty games because of the people who oppose them".

      It's why Disney and other companies are all "woke", because those are the type of people to not be critical thinkers and care about something on its merits, they just see BLACK PERSON and PRIDE FLAG and buy.
      You can say the inverse is true, where people will see BLACK PERSON and not watch, but that's WHY these companies are appealing to the former people and not the latter, as a visual medium, you can just have these obvious visual signals on screen and you know what type of product it is and who its for.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >where companies are able to DICTATE what we consume
        This 100%

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >where companies are able to DICTATE what we consume
          This 0%

          I have this thing called "willpower" where if i don't want to watch something I don't watch it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You took too many words to say it, but it's ok. I ramble too. The problem is, we've let companies reverse the free market theory of providing a product where there's high demand. Now, thanks essentially to the Apple business model, they tell the market what is can have and try to shame them into buying it. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. But it's what all companies are shifting towards.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How are Disney execs this out of touch? Do they not go online? Please someone explain it to me? Do they not want money?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no art or experimentation

        wtf are you on about. the market detests 'art and experimentation' and punish companies who try it. look at taika cohen's thor movies. They are slightly eccentric and the masses revolt against them. no one ever wanted art and experimentation. They want slop.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it seems that people want to go back to the 80s with rambo, conan, terminator, robocop sort of films; but if you remember in the 80s, that was the capeshit of its time, smart people sneered at them just like they sneer at disney today. Disney knows that you shouldn't bother reading any criticism on the internet. It is painted with nostalgia and contrarianism, and is not actually written by their target audience.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep Disney stopped caring what internet manbabies said after the new SW trilogy, every single movie is a response to internet criticism

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this current phase is where companies are able to DICTATE what we consume
        No. They can't.

        They may THINK they can, but they can't. The people have choices, and the people have demonstrated that they won't tolerate shit-tier Marxist ideology being disguised as "entertainment".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But they aren't able to dictate, people avoid that shit. It doesn't work.

          This. I think a lot of the polarization in the world today can be blamed on the failure of this idea. It's happened in news media, too.
          Everyone used to herd along pretty well. But the big players decided they wanted to STEER rather than FOLLOW. They of course had some success, but the further afield they went from people's natural views, the more people simply had enough and broke off from the herd entirely (or rather, stayed put while the herd moved away).
          So now instead of one general loose herd, we have a very tight herd of only the most programmable people, and another herd that's free but not bonded in any way besides being opposed to the first herd. Since conformity itself is one of the values of the ones trying to steer the herd, the division creates a vicious cycle where the two groups become more and more antagonistic to one another.
          And now we have people earnestly defending She-Hulk because they're so invested in Marvel and girl-power that they have no choice, and people being reflexively skeptical of the Fallout show because it has one too many black people in it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people being reflexively skeptical of the Fallout show because it has one too many black people in it
            that's like 5% of the criticism Fallout gets tho, the lore-breaking arguments are actually very valid

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it being a dog shit show is the most persuasive aspect on why to not think about it at all anymore

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But NOW, this current phase is where companies are able to DICTATE what we consume

        Except Hollywood and the entertainment industry is unironically, actually, factually dying. Everything is losing money. Look at the box offices of movies from the 2010s, and compare them to now. The pandemic can't be blamed anymore. We're almost half-way through the 2020s, and you're lucky if two movies break a billion dollars a year.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I truly don't know if this is true, i mean of course the masses of brainless consumers have always been a thing, but on the other hand we are seeing entire mediums and platform go out of business because people are tired of spending more money on garbage.

        Like we saw in real time the decadence of marvel goyslop and videogame companies having to layoff hundreds/thousands of people. And streaming companies of media giants struggling.

        The market in the end will always correct a tendency but i think it may take a long time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they aren't able to dictate, people avoid that shit. It doesn't work.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't, try reading the article. The showrunner is taking influence from the Clone Wars show.
      >Lucas was directly involved in Star Wars: The Clone Wars when it introduced the Mortis gods, three powerful and ancient Force users. The Mortis gods, and particularly the Father, represented a very different view of the Force, one where light and dark had to live in harmony, with neither side overtaking the other.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just looking forward to Disney continuing to shit on this franchise so that manchildren might finally move on.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally anyone still watching starshit or the m-she-u is a npc
      Didn't Lucas endorse Disney shitting on his franchise recently anyways?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He defended Disney very recently yeah. He also attends their red carpet premieres and visits their productions sometimes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What a sad old fart

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't he a big shareholder now?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Lucas by definition is a cuck. He’s watching Disney frick his creation over and over again and tolerates it because of how much money he gets out of it via stocks.

        Star Wars is long dead and looking up to George Lucas as a shining example is now a dead meme

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he backed Bob Iger as CEO as opposed to Perlmutter. There's some behind-the-scenes drama going on at Disney at the moment and since George is a big stockholder he backed Iger. Got nothing to do with Star Wars. If you got that information from one of those youtube grifters you've probably been grifted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        He also thinks you need to be a CEO to create movie magic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you mean more finally on?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're joking right? There's going to be 10 billion AI-Fixed variants of every piece of media ever produced relating to Star Wars.

      Like it or not, Star Wars is a cultural pivot-point. It's not "going away". Reign of Fire expressed it best with that little bit of theater the adults put on for the kids in the bunkercastle.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You can be a force user as long as you really want it
    Fricking dumb, but who cares? Star Wars has been dead since Last Jedi.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People born with innate gifts others do not have goes against leftist ideology. Force-users are basically supermen that live above the peasantry, with Jedi being condescending and Sith domineering, but both knowing they are better than commoners. Disney has to communize the Force.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Force does not choose people at random and the reason is pretty obvious. The Force has a will of its own to balance or upset things. Anakin becomes Vader , becomes Anakin again. The force does whatever the frick it wants but its actualy deterministic. People are not "gifted" with the Force, they are actualy tools of the Force that it uses to further its own agenda. Kreia was right, but her solution was ultimately self-defeating.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kreia was right
          My Black!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would turn star wars into a literal space horror where everyone is held hostage to this invisible entity for eternity.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The force is just God giving people super powers.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like X-Men?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lucas mentioned it working like that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That would turn star wars into a literal space horror where everyone is held hostage to this invisible entity for eternity.
            You got it, that's why Kreia was mad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro just set up a ysalamiri breeding program on every planet

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kreia was right
          My Black!

          >Resentful at the universe
          Kreia is a literal fricking leftist, but so is Christ Avellone, both of you get out of here and go dilate.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kreia was right
          My Black!

          Frick you and frick Kreia. That b***h is pure cringe fedora tipping.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would just stop making Star Wars. It's never going to be a good franchise again. I want to move on but I keep seeing it everywhere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as there are idiots thinking “maybe this time it’ll be good,” they’ll never stop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      disney's running on the sunk cost falacy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even seen last "main" movie nor the tv series past first season of mandalorian. The constant spam on Cinemaphile is my only exposure to the franchise now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not missing out

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't George defend Kathleen and Iger?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the devil he knows

      >How are Disney execs this out of touch?
      still letting this idiot run the show

      Absolutely baffling. Indy flopping was supposed to be the last straw. Everyone was saying she would be out if it failed. How is she still in charge?? Even Iger seems to be sick of her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the devil he knows
        Yeah, deviled eggs and devil's food cake. Because he's fat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The fifth Indiana Jones movie is still in theaters, but despite being a part of a billion-dollar franchise and following one of the most iconic movie characters ever, it still isn't performing well at the box office. So far, the movie has made less than $300 million worldwide (via Box Office Mojo), which is a disaster for Disney, as Indiana Jones 5 needs to make $750 million to break even.
        Just insane she sill has a job

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't George defend Kathleen and Iger?
      No. George's Black wife defended Kathleen and Iger and simply used his name. George is in terrible health atm, and doesn't have much longer to live.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting on the wrong side of a city run by several hundred venom spewing demon vipers from hell rather than chilling with your $4billion

      G.L. may not be able to write great dialogue but he isn't stupid.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But George never fully elaborated on his idea of the force.
    >OT suggests it's like karma and wu wei: Jedi go with the flow and use it subtlely, Sith abuse it for short-term gain
    >Prequels reveal a biological component in midichlorians that seem to occur semi-randomly, also Jedi are forceful too but not as forceful (leads into obvious conclusion that everyone but George made, that the Jedi had fallen to the Dark Side by the end of the Republic)
    >never gets into his Whillsslop that suggest the Force is directed by lifeforms

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucas always asserted that the Force was a living biological sentient organism and everything alive is connected to the force (Yoda in the OT). Also everyone can channel it to some degree by virtue of being alive.

      The force is not "cosmic energy" that is completely Wu, or connected to souls or any of that stuff. The Force is like the Tao as described by Laozi, with balance being a kind of natural equilibrium in all living things. Its not elaborated because we only get to see Jedi and Sith perspectives on it, who by that point have become religious/mystical after the schism. It seems to me that George was alluding to with the Whills that he wanted Star Wars to take a more "hard" sci fi direction with the Force for his idea of sequels.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reveal a biological component in midichlorians that seem to occur semi-randomly, also Jedi are forceful too but not as forceful (leads into obvious conclusion that everyone but George made, that the Jedi had fallen to the Dark Side by the end of the Republic)
      they didnt "fall to the darkside" but were subtly corrupted by falling into it's traps of fear, complaency, laziness, ego, etc. the whole point was that you dont have to be a horned devil man to fall susceptible to those "demons"/negative thoughts and that they can be a lot more pervasive and subtle and take root without people even consciously deciding to. that was george lucas's whole point about the fall of the jedi order. that the dark side is INSIDIOUS, hence palatpine's fricking sith title.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >jedi order. that the dark side is INSIDIOUS, hence palatpine's fricking sith title.
        lucas is similar to hideo kojima in that they make gigakino that's also borderline moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jedi are just force sensitive people that choose to be calm, and not give into their base instincts like regular people (steal, murder, rape, lie) because they are aware their connection to the force makes them dangerous.

        Dark Jedi are fallen jedi who have given into their tempations, who have taken the name of "sith" but aren't actual sith.

        The Sith are an acient race of Black personhomosexuals that are inherently evil blood magic style wizards who mirror the jedi.

        They did "fall to the darkside" it's just that the force is a spectrum and the "darkside" is just verbalizing the idea that they have given into evil.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone read Screenrant?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect solution to Rey being op. SW is fixed!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Few, finally. Now we can get around to exploring why every protagonist needs to be a mousey brunette and talk about the gender issues of the star wars socio-political landscape

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obligatory

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whos the troony in the bottom right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Talking woman from Indiana Jones 5

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The writer and co-star of the latest Indiana Jones movie. She is also in charge of adapting Tomb Raider into a live-action tv show for Amazon Prime Video.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She is also in charge of adapting Tomb Raider into a live-action tv show for Amazon Prime Video.
            Come on, man.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's true.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Face cancer troony from Indy Shit 5

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but George Lucas' self inserting is okay?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t.troony

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was 3cp0

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, he created it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          was he indiana jones, willow, and howard the duck too?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Luke Skywalker
            >Luke S
            >Lucas
            >George Lucas

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Originally his name was Deak Starkiller

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >One self insert versus four

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, he didn't create Howard.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yea because he made an iconic character who little boys looked up to for decades
          Luke is someone who Lucas aspired to, snarky b***hes in my wars are who Kennedy thinks she is but doesn’t understand that no one likes them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yea because he made an iconic character who little boys looked up to for decades
            The hell you talking about? More boys wanted to be Han, Boba and Vader over the lame-ass geek that's Luke Skywalker.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          George was R2, the storyteller.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, he created the whole thing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >George Lucas' self inserting is okay?
          Of course it is, it's his creation. George was a pretty gutsy little dude when he was growing up, he put together hot-rod cars and wanted to be a race car driver before realizing that film was a better option.

          Kathleen Kennedy, like most women, didn't create or accomplish jack shit and simply leeched off of the success of men.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and so is Bunnyfu from Rogue One but that’s only because they are sexy. Everyone else can commit unalive for all I care.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        typical woman

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So?
    Let's not pretend that it's good

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The women that run star wars now, and getting revenge on all their boyfriends ignoring them for the toys while growing up.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already did that with the first Nu Wars movie

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we will never get Whills kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf happened to that C-3PO and R2 movie? I thought by now we would have seen them telling the story to the Whills like George's original idea

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wtf happened to that C-3PO and R2 movie?
        JJ Abrams replaced R2 with Beach Ball 8 and ruined C3P0 in The Rise of Skywalker.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wweowwoeow weawooweee
        >yes I agree, Israel is indeed our greatest ally
        ill pass

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having to do shit like that is exactly why Chewie was chosen as the victim to show the vong were srsbsns

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Whills
      I remember laughing at it at first, now i wish it was so

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw the sith does a heckin' roicism

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will the manbabies more finally on?
    There will always be Stah Warz manbaby holdouts who'd rather die than give up on the gayest franchise ever.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OMG THE FORCE IS WOKE

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guys, people hate what we've done with the franchise, how do we save this?
    >clearly we haven't gone far enough
    genius

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter if Acolyte or anything else ends up being good. Everything leads to

    >somehow the Empire returned
    >somehow the New Republic is moronic and evil
    >somehow Han and Leia are terrible parents
    >somehow Kylo Ren turns to the dark side
    >somehow Luke is a loser failure

    Also it's crazy how everything has to tie into either High Republic or Palpatine clones now, two things no one likes. There is just no point in watching anymore.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The force already got ruined when Feloni went full AtLA wannabe with the force gods

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao that genuinely looks like an snl parody

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every preview i saw looks like a parody, and I couldn't care less if it fails

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this looks like the worst of berman low budget 90s star trek shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it actually looks worse
        Bring back both Ricks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By the way, the green woman is Lego Headland's wife IRL. She plays one of the main characters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more like the ACK-olyte

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she supposed to be from Luminaria's race? Jesus that looks terrible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't even look like Star Wars.
      Looks like some cheap 80s scifi tv show.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Asylum or CW?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a porn parody.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will hate watch it and you will also watch our youtube shill video criticizing it and calling it woke. Either way, you're watching what we're releasing.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I need someone to show me my place in all this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just looks so right.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna in a libtard sharing circle of feelings "Be Better! Do Better!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw someone tells me that clone wars/bad batch/rebels anything is good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw someone tells me that clone wars/bad batch/rebels anything is good

      >tfw they're making another animated show starring Omeeguh the force sensitive female clone of Jango Fett

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The force is female.
    Next step... The force is trans!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the Force need to lay off the Krispy Kreme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's to the left of Kennedy with the huge udders?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why men have an instinctual reaction to smug c**tery. It's not some kind of irrational knuckle-dragging 'muh misogyny'. It's the highly evolved sense that a dumb woman is trying to take charge and push some moronic emotionally-driven agenda, and the b***h needs the back of a man's hand to avert obvious disaster.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would the Force be female? it has no sex, no gender. it's just a thing. if the force is female, that means the dark side of the force is female too which make it toxic femininity. there is no logic to this. fricking stupid.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It already moved away from George Lucas' idea of the Force when they had Rey beat Kylo in TFA.
    Though that wasn't as bad as turning Anakin's lightsaber into the Excalibur.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >main antagonist gets beat in first movie of trilogy
      What a joke. They want to have their cake and eat it too. They want their villains to be ass clowns but credible threats at the same time. Filoni has done the same thing with Imperials. It's basic fricking writing 101

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This literally happens at the end of A New Hope

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When Vader kills Obi Wan? Or when Vader doesn't die in the Death Star?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree completely.
        Since female lead females were sort of new at the time, they had them be boring 90s action heroes that were good at everything they did for no reason.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    George Lucas isn't canon anyway.

    >midichlorians

    Need I say more?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone still watching this is only doing it to see how bad things can get.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sad thing is disney is only gently beating the dead horse body.
      Paramount has turned star trek into a bloody pulp and BBC is beating into bedrock having bored through the dead horse formerly known as doctor who.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its not an idea. Those learned in the Way know exactly what it is and what it isnt.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think that the majority of the manbabies are the only people still watching, everyone else already fricked off.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good lucas is a moron who thinks the force can only be used for evil or good and never in between.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about fanfiction
    lol
    lmao even

    Not even going to pirate this shit.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will the manbabies finally move on?
    The only ones left are fake fans that came in late anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True. Star Wars fandom is a wasteland of fail and AIDS.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Force Awakens was a good movie and I’m tired of everyone saying it isn’t, the last Jedi and rise of Skywalker are turds though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no they are all turds including TFA, Abrams is a hack whose peak was producing Felicity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TFA wrote the series into an unrecoverable corner. it was almost impossible for the sequels to do anything interesting from that starting point. TLJ had some of the right ideas, but failed because rian johnson isn't actually competent enough to pull off what he was trying to do and doesn't understand star wars well enough to know what needed to be done in detail.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Force Awakens, the seventh installment in the Star Wars saga, bears many similarities to the original A New Hope. Both films introduce a new generation of heroes, with Finn, Rey, and Poe Dameron taking the place of Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, and Han Solo. The plot of The Force Awakens is also reminiscent of A New Hope, with a young protagonist discovering their connection to the Force, a powerful villain seeking to destroy the galaxy, and a group of rebels fighting against the Empire.

      Shared elements

      Some of the shared elements between The Force Awakens and A New Hope include:

      A young hero discovering their connection to the Force: Rey, like Luke, is a young and powerful Force-sensitive individual who becomes the central character of the story.
      A powerful villain seeking to destroy the galaxy: Kylo Ren, like Darth Vader, is a powerful and intimidating villain who seeks to destroy the Resistance and rule the galaxy.
      A group of rebels fighting against the Empire: The Resistance, like the Rebel Alliance, is a group of heroes fighting against the evil Empire and its powerful leader, Kylo Ren.
      A iconic opening scene: The opening scene of The Force Awakens, where we see a group of stormtroopers on Jakku, is reminiscent of the iconic opening scene of A New Hope, where we see a group of stormtroopers on Tatooine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you hate TFA does that mean you hate ANH?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it means you hate cheap unoriginal ideas

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can't make ANH again. you especially can't make ANH again by deciding to reboot star wars. star wars came about as a pastiche of flash gordon and kurosawa movies. if you want to tell a new story in star wars, the correct thing to do is to go back to those influences and use parts of them that didn't end up in the original.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The OT and the PT are both very different from each other. If you want to tell a new story in Star Wars, the correct thing to do is something unlike what came before.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Which is exactly what Lucas wanted to do with his Sequel Trilogy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The story's old hat. Plenty of fiction sense have done their own take on it with varying results. Remaking the OT would just invite unfavorable comparisons to the original versions, and get accused by new audiences of being a cheap ripoff of other things. It's like how that John Carter movie got bashed on for being a rip off when it was the progenitor to the stories it was accused of ripping off. To reboot the OT would mean to turn the original story on its head. Either expand on what's already there, or take the story in another direction.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >To reboot the OT would mean to turn the original story on its head. Either expand on what's already there, or take the story in another direction.
              I'll take Grant Gustin as Luke, please.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In 8 years I predict they do an animated/CGI-only ANH remake that replaces Anthony Daniels with a woman, makes Leia get in the gun turret of the Falcon, and makes half the admirals in the Death Star conference room female.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it was fine. You watch it, you understand it's a soft reboot, and you enjoy the action scenes. You know coming out of it that JJ was tasked with getting the new trilogy off the ground without throwing out old fans like yourself while bringing in a new generation to understand and appreciate what the original trilogy did in under 2 hours and you forgive it for that.

      Then TLJ tries to knife it in the back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a turd eater Force Awakens is an abomination

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue one was the only good movie out of the new stuff. TFA was just "ok".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      Honestly it was fine. You watch it, you understand it's a soft reboot, and you enjoy the action scenes. You know coming out of it that JJ was tasked with getting the new trilogy off the ground without throwing out old fans like yourself while bringing in a new generation to understand and appreciate what the original trilogy did in under 2 hours and you forgive it for that.

      Then TLJ tries to knife it in the back.

      Honestly have a nice day

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really just need a close up of someone whispering 'midichlorians' here

    its fiction people and never fully fleshed out, if you're arguing over it you're likely a person has not had the moment of satori where you realize your parents were just two idiots winging it and making it up as they went along

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TFA is what it is, it’s the least offensive of the three

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as far as I am concerned there are only 7 star wars movies:
    4 5 6
    1 2 (holds back bile) 3
    rogue one a movie that did not need to be made but was better than 3 7 8 I never watched 9 or solo.

    I saw star wars when it first came out when I was 11.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but was better than 3
      You're on drugs if you think Episode III sucks. That's a turbo nerd take right there.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3 isn't a good movie but it has the most redeeming camp value of all the prequels, plus its graphics still hold up. If I ever do a Star Wars marathon with friends, I'll make sure to drink my ass off through 1 and 2 so by the time Palpatine is screaming about unlimited power I'll be fully into it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I recently watched it, as I hadn't watched it in couple of years.
        portmans and christensens acting caused me major cringe on more than one occasion. I have watched it many times but for some reason really paid attention and WOW their acting was shit. the way anakin turns to the dark side just came across as man anakin is stupid. palpatine is telegraphing everything when he tells him about darth plaugueis.

        it really is not very good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >palpatine is telegraphing everything when he tells him about darth plaugueis.
          Anakin's focused on saving both Padme and his unborn child. He already lost his mom, he'll take all the help he can get.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anakin was a tard he took palpatines wiener faster than your mom does.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you're just a brainlet.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            except that I am not.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Says you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                exactly. and I am right.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest....
    /tv is full of consumers that confuse their vice of choice with knowledge of anything.

    I feel no need to care at all about imaginary stories or their directions by others, since it is merely a product I neither make money from, nor am directly engaged in.

    Those with no lives and no brains, must desperately engage in someone else's fantasies. These just so happen to be on sale for very low prices.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when TFA came out IRL there was Star Wars shit everywhere and tons of people were talking about Star Wars, then ever since TLJ I haven’t heard anyone talk about it IRL except for how they don’t like it, and I haven’t seen any Star Wars shit except for since mandalorian stuff and that’s almost always stuff owned by literal fat soys, middle aged man children, or bumper stickers on poor people cars (probably the same people as the previous too + Reddit leftists). TFA wasn’t even good, but the general shit eating audience ate it up, it really is amazing how Disney was able to isolate large swathes of even the shit eating audience and leads me to believe that the people talking about ESG are right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TLJ really did kill the golden goose. TFA was a big deal, people enjoyed it, people talked about it. TLJ had the same big opening day excitement, people dressing up, people lining up. ROS came around and it was like any other movie release. People saw it, but the passion had totally evaporated.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would tolerate a totally gay twink Jedi with a perm if Dafne Keens character was allowed to be sexy

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star wars hasn't been good since the original trilogy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars has never been good

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God, We no longer need to pretend they are in anyway part of the originals.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Georgie boy didn't have an original vision, he just slapped together christian mysticism with eastern aesthetics and made shit up as he went along. The force is just a facsimile of the Holy Spirit from the trinity for all intents and purposes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The force is just a facsimile of the Holy Spirit from the trinity for all intents and purposes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is, lol. George Lucas even calls himself a buddhist/methodist.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It is, lol. George Lucas even calls himself a buddhist/methodist.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Explain how that combination of religions works unless you excise the Father and the Son from the trinity. I'm waiting.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm waiting.
              Ok, give me a minute I will explain everything.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm waiting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The force is just a facsimile of the Holy Spirit from the trinity for all intents and purposes.

      Come up with an original concept that "hasnt been done before" for all of us here now, you being such a genius.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you being such a genius.
        Ok, let me work on it, I will get back to you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        an obese man who vows to get in shape so he can relive his glory days of sucking his own dick for the amusement of his ftm trans daughter and a black woman films him achieving this feat in a public park but he shits himself in the process and the video goes viral and inspires the whole town to follow his example and his daughter is so overwhelmed with joy he cuts off his neodick and chokes herself to death with it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The force is just a facsimile of the Holy Spirit from the trinity for all intents and purposes.

      [...]
      Come up with an original concept that "hasnt been done before" for all of us here now, you being such a genius.

      I'm trans btw if that matters

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't they already do this by making the force something literally anyone could do instead of an inherent quality? How could they possibly move further away from the original intent?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was done with it the moment Lucas left. I'm sorry the majority of Star Wars fans were not as smart as me.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Damn, a lot of people like the Star Wars franchise
    >Lets buy it and change it so that it is not longer the Star Wars franchise that people liked
    ???????????????????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same old shit that n00b marketing morons have been coming up with since the beginning of time.

      They think they're a genius when they realise that whatever product your company is selling is only reaching 50% of the market. Then you'll get shit like, "We should paint all our chainsaws pink so they appeal to women". Real fricking brainiac shit.

      It's like saying some men prefer bit breasts, and some men prefer small breasts. Some prefer short women and some prefer tall women, some fair skin, and some tanned.
      So what we need to do is sell women on the idea that they should get one breast implant, a case of vitiligo, and be tall and short at the same time if they want to appeal to ALL men.

      A lot of shit just doesn't work that way - obviously.

      The Feminists pushing the agenda obviously don't care about the bottom line at all, but the above is how they push it in marketing terms to the suits and bean counters who should know better - because they would have seen this exact shit a million times before.

      But c**ts would have gone to Disney and said they pay $4 billion for Star Wars, then double the market by including women, and BAM! An easy increase in value to $8 billion that George was just too stupid to think of.

      Yes, it really is that simplistic, shortsighted, and downright moronic. I have personally seen this bullshit a million times before.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god.
    Now if only I had any hope in Disney shit being good.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars died the moment the Shitsney Corporation got a hold of it.
    Doesn't matter what they do to it at this point.
    They film a shit for 2 hours and put a Star Wars sticker on it because that's all it is; a shit with a Star Wars sticker on it.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait 'til they do ultra-violent SW where lightsaber s don't cauterize wounds because they just don't any more.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a surprise. The EU struggled with this for 30 years until Del Rey finally decided to ruin everything with Legacy of the Force. And somehow it was more childish and silly than the 3 Spirits of Mortis from the Clone Wars cartoons.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cast Dafne Keen
    >Instead of utilizing her best assets and dressing her like aayla secura or season 1 clone wars Ahsoka they dress her up as an ugly alien all covered up

    Why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because b***h made men, women and israelites control everything

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that it's officially over, will the manbabies more finally on?
    I haven't cared about anything Star Wars related post the Force Awakens.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    StarWarsBros, we are so fricking back now aren't we?

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars was always gay. Return of the Jedi makes no sense.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Midichlorians was fricking moronic and Lucas already did so much damage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Midichlorians was fricking moronic
      Explain why.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have to justify anything to you, George.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your concession then.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Woes on me for I've shat on the thread and wasted everyone's time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's the opinion I see others have.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Literal DBZ power level except there's no explanation on whether the number is a power cap or if it can increase, and if so why or how?
        I don't really give a shit about the midochlorians. Is it unnecessary lore inserted into a story that itself makes no goddamn sense like Dune? Yes. But conceptually it's whatever. The issue is, like DUNE, THAT STUPID ASS BOOK BY FRANK HERBERT, THE ONE ABOUT ARABS AND SHIT, all of the science-fiction concepts are just unexplained nonsense that each respective writer thought was neat, but felt no inclination to elaborate on and just shoved it in whether it helped the overarching themes and story being told. In other words: it's a fricking waste of time.
        Just like the Lifestream from FFVII. Shoutout to all my >>>Cinemaphile crossposters, your "game" is frickin' shit.
        >tl;dr
        Anakin doing extraordinary shit, like podracing, was enough to pique Qui-Gon's interest. Affirmation via some arbitrary numeral served zero purpose. That's why it's gay.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there's no explanation on whether the number is a power cap or if it can increase
          It's the former. Anakin had a higher M-count than Yoda at just nine years old. It doesn't mean he's stronger than Yoda then, but that he has the POTENTIAL to be stronger with the right training.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Midichlorians are not the Force. They are how the Force interacts with the physical world. Every living thing has them, but most have them in small amounts. Having large amounts of them in your system is what allows one to use the Force.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And that's consistent with Disney SW as well if one carefully follows the blood lines elements and all that genetic engineering.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And that's consistent with Disney SW
          No, because Sabine.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think that you're confused and never seen SW movies or spent all the time on your phone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can i put them in my cereal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lucas already did so much damage
      to his own property? so what?

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boy they're covering up her keens huh

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Force is grrrrlpower, everyone knows this by now. And after that latest Matrix movie, it turns out The One was just the first force sensitive person/people in our galaxy

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Force became increasingly stupid after the OT, including the EU. Midichlorians were lazy and the prophecy was a poorly conceived addition.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they ever say WHO made the prophecy to the point it was so important and worth remembering?
      Surely the answer can't be any worse than Harry Potter's which was "oh, that crazy inept teacher over there"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People put a lot of weight in prophecy. Intent can be warped with such a maneuver. Effective psyops prophecies. Look at Revelations. israelites put a few in that gay little book and all you schizos do all day is cream yourselves over the end of the world day after day. Now they're making it a reality in Israel because they already have the prophecy to lead you into a trap. You see how it works?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Midichlorians were lazy and the prophecy was a poorly conceived addition
      Explain why.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Midichlorians are a superfluous dead end. Drawing a parallel to the symbiotic origin of mitochondria doesn't really do anything to elaborate on the Force, because we still end up with a somewhat spiritual/mystical energy field between living things and the universe. Midichlorians are just an excuse for exposition. They're redundant middlemen. They're hardly even mentioned, and outside of their introduction you could replace "Midichlorians" with "the Force" and lose nothing.

        The prophecy is just tacked on nonsense that shrivels into incoherence the more you think about it. Its biggest issue is that there's no real reason to grant such primacy to the threat of the Sith in particular, not just in terms of hypotheticals but in the actual story of the prequels as it exists. So we're just left with dramatic irony, which we would already possess by the nature of prequels being prequels.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Midichlorians are perfectly fine as a "power meter" mechanic providing they are merely attracted to an individual's attunement to the Force rather than being actually mechanically part of it. And since that latter part comes exclusively from George's incoherent, inconsistent, and often utterly self-contradictory interview ramblings it's easy enough to just ignore it. There are so many other issues with post-OT Star Wars I have no idea why this utter triviality has taken on such totemic status.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it was all spot on, low IQ pissants just haven't gotten the autistic process of the moronic genius in those movies. In around 10 years some shit will shift culture and your YouTuber of choice will be able to explain the right opinion to you and you'll finally understand why it's actually really smart.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will the manbabies more finally on?
    >more finally on?

    Who could it be? Chink? Shitskin? Slav? AI?

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Force is a proud transwoman who yas queen slay.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, midiclorians were stupid

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, midichlorians were stupid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trans btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day troony

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obsessed

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good, midiclorians were stupid

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever see a Darth Vader perspective movie?

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will the manbabies finally move on?
    No, like everything in media now being tainted by woketroons and lefties, we all are just dwelling and remaining in the past and not giving these new age shite credence. Playing old video games, 40K remains in the era of the 2000s before the return of the Primarchs, Primaragay Marines, and b***hstodes, and Star Wars remains the original and prequel trilogies along with some tidbits in the KOTOR age.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Force was ruined with the concept of the "light side" of the force, and it being in balance with the dark side. There is no "light side". There is the Force and there is a corrupted aberation of the Force called the dark side. Balance is not equaling the light to the dark, balance is defeating the dark and returning the force to its natural state of harmony.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Force was ruined with the concept of the "light side" of the force, and it being in balance with the dark side. There is no "light side". There is the Force and there is a corrupted aberation of the Force called the dark side. Balance is not equaling the light to the dark, balance is defeating the dark and returning the force to its natural state of harmony.
      This is correct but the Dark Side was using the Force for your own benefits while the normal Force was taught as being integrated, as though you were serving it. Lucas said the bad guys are just selfish Force users basically, and that power alone corrupts.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEK. It was officially over with the force awakens man. Disney Wars is not SW and most of the time it doesn´t even try to be.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >George Lucas' original vision
    Except he had no vision. He just made shit up along the way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's internet mythology. George did have a long-term plan (at least as early as 1975) AND he was also making shit up as he went along based on whatever fricking whim he felt that day. I get it, you've heard that on the internet a bunch but it's not true. A lot of the "facts" the internet believes about old George are complete bollocks and are really just fan rumors from the early 2000s that have been repeated so much that they're now established "fact" despite being complete bunk.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watching you rape all the RLMdrones last week was glorious.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is right. George did had a ton of plans, but he changed them as things happened specially while producing ANH since nothing was secure at the time. He even tought about using the first movie as a pilot to a TV series.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE *CLAP* FORCE *CLAP* IS *CLAP* FEMALE *CLAP*

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The craziest ability I thought was cool from the EU games was Force Walking. The ability to harness and take in force ghosts into yourself and use their power. The catch is that you can only use one at a time and if you have more than one, you pretty much go crazy, get seriously ill and die due to the many conflicting personalities and overwhelming power.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she supposed to be a female whatever Darth Maul is?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zabrak race I think

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zabrak race I think

      I thought only males had horns, the females are like this b***h? I'm confused.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dathomirians are a different thing. Female Zabraks already exist in canon and EU

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The true nature of the Force has always been strongly debated
    It's a fricking energy that permeates every living thing. The Jedi tap into the flow and try to kill their egos to do the Force "will". The Dark Side is a cancer that instead of taping, takes. The abuse of the force creates such dark energies even the dark side users are affected.

    That's it, simple and effective. The midchlorians were a dumb idea but nothing more.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a typical baizuo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to cyberbully you for using such an old, out-of-date meme, but there's accidental wisdom in that. Part of why these movies fail is because that kind of person barely exists anymore (young, angry, cultivates a leftist aesthetic while having right-wing politics under twenty layers of media subversion). College students no longer say billionaires are okay as long as they're beige and have a vegana. No one in their twenties thinks that Hillary Clinton would have led us to peace and prosperity, if it wasn't for chud berniebros. Young people want actual progress and equality, and that is directly antithetical to media millionaires like Kathleen Kennedy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I was going to cyberbully you for using such an old, out-of-date meme, but there's accidental wisdom in that. Part of why these movies fail is because that kind of person barely exists anymore (young, angry, cultivates a leftist aesthetic while having right-wing politics under twenty layers of media subversion). College students no longer say billionaires are okay as long as they're beige and have a vegana. No one in their twenties thinks that Hillary Clinton would have led us to peace and prosperity, if it wasn't for chud berniebros. Young people want actual progress and equality, and that is directly antithetical to media millionaires like Kathleen Kennedy.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can we move away from the Jedi being portrayed as good?

    Imagine if your child is a genius and one day men in black come knocking saying his intelligence is too dangerous to be left alone? He must either be lobotomized or join their brotherhood which means forswearing the right to have a family or offspring. He must also deny all human emotions as emotions are bad.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >star wars manchildren
    >move on
    Oh you.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's right OT chuds, time to step down and take a knee! The force is queer black fat and female!

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    290 posts of anon bots pulling their string and repeating one of their ten preprogrammed phrases. Again.

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I was going to cyberbully you for using such an old, out-of-date meme,

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the same person? Those gay frogs came a long way.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched a single Disney Star Wars movie or tv show since The Force Awakens. I have zero desire to see Disney rape my childhood.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. George is a complete hack. Frick him, I hope he dies.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Self-immolation is the new woke apparently.

    >we're making Star Wars better by making it less like Star Wars
    I can literally smell the gasoline, kek.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was Lucas’ “vision” for the force? It wasn’t a spiritual power but actual green goblins on a microscopic level sending out power to the universe and attaching themselves to force users somehow?
    No really read about the whills of the force and assorted Lucas trash. The man is on camera making shit up in a couple of weeks on a liner block, does anyone seriously believe he ever cared?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >move finally on
    ESL stfu

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the movie Star Wars 1977, light sabers do not light up the user in the color of the saber. That's not because they weren't able to achieve that effect (which is easy, shine light from off-screen). It's because that's not what a 'laser sword' does. It's concentrated that's the whole concept. Not spilling its light out everywhere. This new saber type is not a laser sword but a flourescent tube sword and everyone needs to be reminded it is not a star wars lightsaber

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you guys noticed that chuds have learned the acronym DEI and now they use it in every context?

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