The truth is that Deadpool 3 seems fun, and I really like Hugh Jackman's Wolverine.

The truth is that Deadpool 3 seems fun, and I really like Hugh Jackman's Wolverine.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I really like Hugh Jackman's Wolverine.
    He really likes your portrayal of an incel anon 🙁

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't wear the mask, even a little
    You just know Ryan Reynalds is begging him to the whole time too.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huge Jacked-man

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huge Jackedman raped twinks on the Singer jet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot if true

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and I really like Hugh Jackman's Wolverine
    So do I, but in the trailer they make a point of saying this Wolverine. So it's hard to care when everyone in the modern MCU is just a multiversal variant.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's going to be amazing. It's accidentally sincere.

    Reddit humor is right for a Deadpool movie. So the tongue in hceek irreverence is a sincere portrayal of the character. The multiverse bullshit fits with the 4th wall breaking character.

    But most importantly, it's a buddy cop movie about two superheroes that impale each other. You want some antagonism and a genuine feeling that the dudes like each other and are having fun. And so the clearly homosexual relationship between these two men expresses itself on screen, as they stab each other just like they do in real life, and have a great time doing it.

    See. Sincerity. The movie accidentally, degenerately, is sincere. And that's what's missing in hollywood. If you can get over the subtext, if you can even call it that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And so the clearly homosexual relationship between these two men expresses itself on screen, as they stab each other just like they do in real life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe you but Ryan Reynolds is so fricking painful to watch that I don’t think I can watch it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >your face looks like an ass fricked an ass and gave birth to an ass and the ass fricked an ass and ass
        HAHAHAHAHAHA
        >your face looks like a dildo fricked an onahole and then put it in the microwave and then they poured ass on it and then fricked it
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
        >your face looks like we thought being funny enough that 8 year olds would laugh was enough, and that we'd just repeat the same joke for 20 minutes in each film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And so the clearly homosexual relationship between these two men expresses itself on screen, as they stab each other just like they do in real life, and have a great time doing it.
      I can't decide whether this post is sincere or not. Capeshitters are too far gone at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan, stop posting and go put another child in your hot wife, for frick's sake.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The truth is that Deadpool 3 seems fun,

    why the frick won't mods ban the obvious disney shills that pollute this board.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They just cut the trailer discussion with a few hundred comments. Butthurt homosexuals want to stop discussion on a movie board is what kills the fricking board.

      Movie does look good. How can it not. It's an expression of to homosexuals love for each other. This sincerity oozes from the film.

      But can't talk about it on Cinemaphile

      gays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because this whole website has long since been one large paid ad campaign. why the frick would they ban their partners?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One billion for sure

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that new trailer really put the fun in FUNeral

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brokeback mountain is very unrealistic. Fricking Last of Us berry picking softies.

    homosexuals are evil, vile creatures. They don't live in any form of meaning. We finally have a gay movie that celebrates the way gay mean really are with each other. Hateful self desctructive cravens.

    Of course it's going to be amazing. It has truth infused into it. The truth of the love of two men.

    Bravo.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Garlic Salt

    But that's not the truth. The truth entails so much more than that.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just wanted to be a song and dance man, but capeshit fans forced him to destroy his body with steroids. He'll never soft-shoe again...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fans
      wasnt wolverine a wacky manlet in the first place he shouldve never go the role then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was in the comic books, but comic books are dogshit for mental idiots

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The new trailer was fricking awful, it's wasn't even reddit funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Whiskey dick of the claws
      >I'm soaking wet right now
      >Madonna song
      >LET'S FRICKING GO
      >The endless cocaine bit

      None of it lands, who is excited for this shit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >who
        People that enjoy fun
        This is going to be a fun movie
        We're all going to have a good time enjoying this fan favorite film

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pic related

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'M YOUTUBE'ING!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I spoke to all my friends and co workers today and asked if they saw the new Deadpool & Wolverine trailer.
          They said they did and said it looked fun.
          Everyone wants to watch this movie.

          I just talked to three separate strangers on the street just right now while outside in the street and each one each said that it looks like a fun film and that they will have fun watching it because it looks fun.
          when i first approached them i just said "you look fun to talk to" and i was in.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hugh Jackman's Wolverine.
    Toby maguire was the best

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Huge jacketman is just going for some kind of Hollywood record of most times revisited a role

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I spoke to all my friends and co workers today and asked if they saw the new Deadpool & Wolverine trailer.
    They said they did and said it looked fun.
    Everyone wants to watch this movie.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there's so many roided up manlets that can grumble and shout
    >none of them are playing wolverine, not even in some multiverse unkillable berserker fight between a bunch of different ones
    i dont like it

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad they shoved it with violence and blood, to frick the mind of the audiences.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do these söy guzzling shitheads not realize that the first two only made 750 million a piece at the height of both superhero mania and Ryan Reynolds mania?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean the trailer seems fun

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get as jacked as Hugh Jackedman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find Bryan Singer and bottom for him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you lost the Wolverine role to Hugh, didn't you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up

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