>Well hey yourself! Hella cool shirt by the way- >What's that? >You're from 2024 and you say that in 20 years I'll be a burnt out drug using lipstick lesbian that spends the next 20 years sucking and fricking producer dick and mainlining H straight into my uterus while puffing a carton of ciggies a day? >Wow you're as dark as you are cute ha ha! No way I'd ever do any of that! >Anyways see you later dude, wish me luck for my audition in this new Favreau movie! Oh by the way - the game! Ha ha ha, gotcha! Smell you later!
She was always a lesbian and her drug use has nothing to do with her sexual orientation. She is a normal girl with a bit of mental illness which is normal and she shouldn't be villainized for it.
>She was always a lesbian
... Apart from the consensual sex and romantic relationships with men.
Sorry that doesn't sit right with me. It's so fricked when someone you're with long term comes out. So none of this was real? I guess I should celebrate your bravery and pretend not to be broken by it. It's traumatizing and people don't talk about it enough.
>So, you've been SOOOO great. It's just that I think I've spent the last months/years going through the motions. Like, I'm not really into men. I mean, you are really great, I mean that. But I'm just not into men, and I don't think I have been.
Bitches.
You've got it backwards. 50 Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fanfiction before the author (EL James? I can't remember) just did a find-replace of Edward and Bella with whatever her characters names are.
I pretended to like it ironically. Here on the internet where I don't have to lie.. It's got an interesting score, the color correction was new for its time, the leads had intense chemistry, the overcast forest is cozy. People hated k stewarts apparently wooden acting but I always read it as subdued and internal. And it works with her being the only person edward can't mind read, we can't read her either. There are a lot of campy aspects to it but it's a campy concept.
I want to have sex with Kristen Stewart. Either willingly or through force. Why would police enforce laws. If it wasn’t for them we would be able to sex and rape.
That’s a good point. Why do police enforce laws? Like seriously, why do they care if I rape. It’s none of their dang business, they should go about their lives and leave mine alone
That’s a good point. Why do police enforce laws? Like seriously, why do they care if I rape. It’s none of their dang business, they should go about their lives and leave mine alone
That’s a good point. Why do police enforce laws? Like seriously, why do they care if I rape. It’s none of their dang business, they should go about their lives and leave mine alone
Frick yeah. I don’t need police. I don’t call cops. Why would anyone need a police except for those prostitutes walking around in their sexy attires. As if these prostitutes pay police with sex.
Peak mid to late noughties emo kino. Right at the cusp of the great pozzening too. Part of the final guard of white culture in film, be that good or ill.
She was so sexy in the first twilight. So innocent, so tight pussy. Who could have known back then that she is lying prostitute.
The wall is merciless
what wall? she is still the cutest person on earth
What the frick is up with that hair?
She went to her hairdresser and said "just frick my shit up senpai".
It still looks cute on her!
>Well hey yourself! Hella cool shirt by the way-
>What's that?
>You're from 2024 and you say that in 20 years I'll be a burnt out drug using lipstick lesbian that spends the next 20 years sucking and fricking producer dick and mainlining H straight into my uterus while puffing a carton of ciggies a day?
>Wow you're as dark as you are cute ha ha! No way I'd ever do any of that!
>Anyways see you later dude, wish me luck for my audition in this new Favreau movie! Oh by the way - the game! Ha ha ha, gotcha! Smell you later!
She was always a lesbian and her drug use has nothing to do with her sexual orientation. She is a normal girl with a bit of mental illness which is normal and she shouldn't be villainized for it.
>She was always a lesbian
... Apart from the consensual sex and romantic relationships with men.
Sorry that doesn't sit right with me. It's so fricked when someone you're with long term comes out. So none of this was real? I guess I should celebrate your bravery and pretend not to be broken by it. It's traumatizing and people don't talk about it enough.
>So, you've been SOOOO great. It's just that I think I've spent the last months/years going through the motions. Like, I'm not really into men. I mean, you are really great, I mean that. But I'm just not into men, and I don't think I have been.
Bitches.
Donald Trump
Sars..
It was a dumb story written by a dumb woman, but the movies are comfy. I'd watch during a rainy day.
I am told Meyer was originally writing 50 Shades fan fiction about herself.
You've got it backwards. 50 Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fanfiction before the author (EL James? I can't remember) just did a find-replace of Edward and Bella with whatever her characters names are.
I'd like to think no anon unironically enjoys this trash but then again there are anons that like Supergirl and Riverdale
It's late 2000s emo kino
they watched them as kids
I pretended to like it ironically. Here on the internet where I don't have to lie.. It's got an interesting score, the color correction was new for its time, the leads had intense chemistry, the overcast forest is cozy. People hated k stewarts apparently wooden acting but I always read it as subdued and internal. And it works with her being the only person edward can't mind read, we can't read her either. There are a lot of campy aspects to it but it's a campy concept.
I want to just fricking the fricking frick out of Bella. I want to rag doll her. I want to cum and then fall asleep in a big wet puddle of cum
I want to have sex with Kristen Stewart. Either willingly or through force. Why would police enforce laws. If it wasn’t for them we would be able to sex and rape.
That’s a good point. Why do police enforce laws? Like seriously, why do they care if I rape. It’s none of their dang business, they should go about their lives and leave mine alone
Cringe incel hours
Technically incels don’t rape. They would be involuntarily non celibate. The involuntary member being the woman, of course, not themselves
Frick yeah. I don’t need police. I don’t call cops. Why would anyone need a police except for those prostitutes walking around in their sexy attires. As if these prostitutes pay police with sex.
I have no other explanation why would police protect prostitutes. Either they frick these prostitutes, or police are stupid cuckolds.
>cuck shit
They're terrible, terrible movies. No one is pretending.
But they’re comfy. They don’t take themselves too seriously so it’s enjoyably bad
based
i love these fricking movies like you wouldn't believe
If your not team Edward you aint white
I was team Jacob but then I met him outside of a concert, and he was so little. Not okay
Why does Edward always look constipated? and also he's a 200 year old virgin that's gotta be a record
>200 yr old
>hanging out dating teenagers
Is Edward… dare I say it…….. based?
God he's literally me
Imagine having his 10/10 looks and decades to perfect your game... literally no woman would stand a chance.
but 200 years of never even kissing a girl, wouldn't his game be really terrible?
he doesn't have to breathe
he could eat ass for literal hours without coming up for air
plus he can read minds so he knows what his partners like
No
I mean, that's what he tells her...that's just -part of- his game. "Oh yeah... all this time... never kissed a girl until you...."
He fricked her so hard after turning her he shattered the wooden bed frame they were laying on.
It would be, but he has the creepy vampire vibe, so it works for him
He's around 100, not 200. At least read the books before you defile a perfectly comfy Twilight thread.
He's as old as I say he is homosexual
I decide my truth, and my truth is he’s 200
>and I'm tired of pretending it's not
People who post this need to fricking die
I rewatch the first movie very often. I just love the blue aesthetic and the confy vibes.
Peak mid to late noughties emo kino. Right at the cusp of the great pozzening too. Part of the final guard of white culture in film, be that good or ill.
She was rimming the producer even back then.
first and third films are good
the others are poo
Kstew is one of the most beautiful women to ever exist
>Kstew is the most beautiful woman to ever exist
ftfy
it has clearly stood the test of time, to deny it's place in film canon is just coping and seething
>I suppress my own opinions to get morons to like me on the internet
In the game of life...
OP has failed.
True Blood > Twilight > shit > all the other Twilight films
>no degeneracy, actually promote good values
>good music
>Ashley Greene was super cute
Anons, were we wrong all along?