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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If two green aliens have sex, does the entire race feel the orgasm? Are they allowed to dettach themselves from the Unimind for intimacy? Or is the only sex they ever have is one massive orgy/circlejerk?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They more than likely reproduce asexually, so this would be a nonissue.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mira's round blue ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not ass, that's thigh.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because she has no ass

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asslet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slander

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's got more than just ass.

        >BLOOBA

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bouncing blue booba
          >titanic Tangean tittes
          >gargantuan ghosting gazongas

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            LONELY

            SPACE

            VIXENS

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wanna impregnate that Tangean princess

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              An alien princess giving up her royal status and duties to serve on an intergalactic police force is so much more of an interesting backstory than any of those nobodies on buzz's team in the CG one it's unbelievable

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a big fan of BLoSC, the Lightyear trailer gave me negative hype

                Didn't see a single fricking alien in the trailer

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny thing about that, they literally don't exist beyond the stupid fricking vines and the inference that SOMETHING made the ship future Buzz found and used for his own

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's got more than just ass.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No official Buzz Lightyear of Star Command complete series blu-ray ever
    Frick.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    True autists remember that in the OG Toy Story, Buzz and the green aliens were supposed to be from two separate franchises entirely.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza Planet sponsored the Buzz Lightyear cartoon. There's even an episode about a Pizza Planet restaurant opening.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the OG Toy Story, Woody's holster was empty because kids always lose accessories

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buzz never went to a wild west planet and met unnamed characters who looked like Woody and Jessie but aren't specifically them
    Missed opportunity

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this version of Emperor Zurg was badass as shit (and comical too)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the scene where he touches the unimind and you can hear the thing screaming in anguish as it gets consumed by Zurg's evil.

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the scene where he touches the unimind and you can hear the thing screaming in anguish as it gets consumed by Zurg's evil.

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      Wayne Knight sounds like he's having a lot of fun playing him too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the scene where he touches the unimind and you can hear the thing screaming in anguish as it gets consumed by Zurg's evil.

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      This Zurg does a better job than any other Cinemaphile villain I've encountered at being genuinely amusing and also genuinely intimidating at the same time. He never felt like a joke villain despite repeatedly being funny.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was Aku done right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the scene where he touches the unimind and you can hear the thing screaming in anguish as it gets consumed by Zurg's evil.

      ?t=64

      [...]
      This Zurg does a better job than any other Cinemaphile villain I've encountered at being genuinely amusing and also genuinely intimidating at the same time. He never felt like a joke villain despite repeatedly being funny.

      One of Wayne Knight’s standout and yet largely underrated roles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loved him and the vampire robot, just the right mix of cartoony yet intimidating.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 3 people bail out
      press F for the driver

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the scene where he touches the unimind and you can hear the thing screaming in anguish as it gets consumed by Zurg's evil.

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      The Roswell episode is one of my favorites because of this scene.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Patrick Warburton is a much better Buzz

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's her name Cinemaphile?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just another nameless background character

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good stuff, drawfriend

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I didn't draw it, I just stole it from /aco/ a year ago.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    glad they kept it 2D or else we could have got this mess.

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  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is underappreciated.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whole series is

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just phoning up the bad guy like it's normal
        I always liked that type of gag

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still get shivers to the demonic screeching sound the Unimind made when Zurg corrupted its presence.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really do wonder if it's Disney or Pixar holding off on this show ever getting a proper release? Pixar Staff at the time (especially Lasseter and his friend group) hated it, and even with Lasseter gone, I wonder if they're still blocking it just because they personally don't like it? My understanding is that (despite all companies being owned by the larger Disney corp who could probably force some things to happen if they cared enough to rock a few boats) that the film can be re-released because 'Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures' owns the rights to it outright while 'Disney Television Animation' and Pixar share ownership of the television series. So, Pixar is probably the one holding it down.
    But, there are also a lot of other random other Disney Television series missing from Streaming and Home Release that were popular shows, and I'm starting to theorize that potentially, depending on how the shows were contracted between channels, production companies, and other subsidiaries, that there are either additional licensing fees or royalties the public couldn't have any knowledge of that Disney doesn't think is worthwhile to invest in, or some people own some rights of properties by technicality and are refusing to play ball to allow them to be released. Look at how many other shows are being taken off streaming just because companies don't want to pay royalties.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed Aladdin and Tarzan are being withheld more for "This isn't PC anymore" reasons then anything else. Not to mention House of Mouse featured the Song of the South critters every now and then.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aladdin, probably PC.
        But Tarzan has rights issues too

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY HYPER DEATH RAY

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did Buzz ever get that nose ring?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the lightyear movie lore better. not a big surprise since I hated the cartoon because of the LGM aaaand just about everything in general, never really cared for it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to making terrible movies, random Pixar employee.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why does the movie act like getting to Planet Z is a big deal when in the series they show up there like every other week?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Patrick Warburton as Buzz Lightyear. He tries so hard to sound like Tim Allen but every so often, you hear one of his usual inflections slip through.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really stepped right in and owned the role.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a very different Buzz from the TS movies. I’m not sure which I’d say is better but he’s definitely the Buzz needed for a show like Star Command

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nicole Sullivan voiced characters, my beloved

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love her voicecracks

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who has that rant Buzz does about some relationship that went bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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