That was my first reaction as well. Creepy ass Andrew Callaghan "I'm a friend to women" vibes. I'm surprised Hasan never had some shit come out.
it's a ticking clock for all of them
the guy ones are either secretly gay furries or date rapists
the girl ones are seemingly completely unable to not lust after young boys
Zoomers are about gossiping and being stealth-depraved but not openly so.
Any zoomer would find open sexuality crass and instinctively feel like they need to reject it because of peer pressure and cancel culture.
They're basically hard-coded to reject anything that can get them canceled and ostracized to the point where they're scared of open sexuality.
Zoomers are about gossiping and being stealth-depraved but not openly so.
Any zoomer would find open sexuality crass and instinctively feel like they need to reject it because of peer pressure and cancel culture.
They're basically hard-coded to reject anything that can get them canceled and ostracized to the point where they're scared of open sexuality.
Zoomers watch sexless capeshit movies they don't want sex and don't know what good sex scenes even look like in movies. None of them watch foreign films with sex and nudity but they are triggered by some HBO show that has it in some mediocre satire/drama.
I think the issue here is grouping all zoomers in a 15 year period under one ideal. There are differences with the age groups in that generation, quite significant ones but then you start attracting the macrogen schizos
They're rampant but spoken about with alt accounts and fake names. They're extremely repressed because of their fear of ostracization. If anything onlyfans and porn addiction go hand in hand with being the most repressed generation. They need a safe space to jerk off. They need a safe space to flirt. If these things happen outside of the designated safe spaces, they are ungood and must be shunned.
You’re right except this doesn’t apply to all zoomers, only to the loser terminally online ones who would be the intended audience for this type of artsy show. There are plenty of chad and stacey zoomers who aren’t afraid of sex but they’re not watching HBO.
>zoomers
Zoomer is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else's authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you've probably sensed the pattern on your own).
You can't define what that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That's because you don't use zoomer to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren't for your own insecurities, nothing that a zoomer could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I'm certainly not like those filthy zoomers! - so you project those feelings.
Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic†Them.
No anon, i know exactly what a zoomer is, one of them almost smashed into me walking down the street a few days ago, he simply wasnt raising his eyes from his cellphone, all the way, i moved to my side as far as the wall would allow, thought hell notice theres someone in front of him at least at some point during those 20 meters but no, he wouldnt have looked up if i didnt raise my voice, he lifted his expressionless eyes, made two steps to avoid colision, and without closing his mouth at any point during tjis, put his eyes right back down into the screen
He even had that shitty zoomie haircut
Zoomers are phonies that like what they think is acceptable to like and dislike anything remotely interesting or artistic. Look at how they reacted to mother!
Everything is shitty about this show.
If they were going and doing that sex shit, they should have just went all out and every scene or every other scene should have nudity it in.
Doing this sex shit and holding yourself back, fricking pathetic.
Dude has the most feminine voice imaginable (which is fine, it made him millions in the music showbiz) like how the frick did he expect people to be intrigued by his zesty performance?
It takes good acting to pull off "creep in control" aka Joker from Batman.
Can you imagine if these nail painting sissy homosexuals who sit around gossiping about drama were able to go back to 1930 and meet their great grandfathers.
Imagine telling your ancestor who made 9 cents an hour working on a railroad that you make 5,000 dollars for talking about shit 99% of people don't care about.
This show is very Lynchian. There are clear Mulholland Drive and Blue Velvet references, and from what I’ve read Blue Velvet garnered a similar response when it released, except it was boomer critics. Roger Ebert panned it because he was so offended by how Isabella Rossellini was treated.
It desperately tries to be a Paul verhoven plot filmed like a Michael Mann work but it comes across as totally deranged. Every single white man is depicted as a israelite or a cuck. The Weeknd is such a zesty Black person with small hands I am literally laughing my ass off when he tries to be sexual. It’s so fricking forced. I can’t believe HBO spent 100 million making this trash. What we’re they thinking?
>I can’t believe HBO spent 100 million making this trash. What we’re they thinking?
They thought they were invincible after crushing the competition with Euphoria, HotD, TLOU, Succession and so on. But you're as good as your last show and this trash is unwatchable
Imagine being such a homosexual that you decide you want the twitter audience. I'm sure this won't backfire in a couple years. I get that every woman on Youtube does this, but Jesus.
homosexuals on youtube scared of tv and movies becoming sexy and interesting again, please watch me waste 27 minutes of your life instead but first a few thousands words from our sponsors.
I haven't watched either but I'm willing to bet it's because euphoria enforces things the audience wants to see and hear and things which ultimately don't upset them and the idol has scenes that upset them and there isn't enough trannies to relate to
Chicks dig Nate, too. He's the kind of guy they want, but aren't allowed to admit to it out loud.
Euphoria has actors that can stop shit they don't like. Sweeney is good to look at. All the teens except for the hamplanet are nice to look at.
The Idol has nothing. Main actress is soft-bodied trash but apparently is supposed to be a performer. The men are all ugly. There is nothing there to market to anyone. Nothing to cover the bad acting and shit dialogue.
I'd like to think they're being profitable, but there are so many of those homosexuals on Youtube. I found two dudes, one called D'angelo and the other Nickisgreen. Two dysgenic homosexuals who probably never leave their houses
Odds that the guy making this video is in hot water for a sex scandal before the year is over?
That was my first reaction as well. Creepy ass Andrew Callaghan "I'm a friend to women" vibes. I'm surprised Hasan never had some shit come out.
im p sure hasan has had stuff lol
No I know, but I haven't heard anything come out. Cenk must've paid some hush money.
it's a ticking clock for all of them
the guy ones are either secretly gay furries or date rapists
the girl ones are seemingly completely unable to not lust after young boys
please stop making video essays
They will when they stop getting views
They miscalculated what zoomers are into.
Zoomers are about gossiping and being stealth-depraved but not openly so.
Any zoomer would find open sexuality crass and instinctively feel like they need to reject it because of peer pressure and cancel culture.
They're basically hard-coded to reject anything that can get them canceled and ostracized to the point where they're scared of open sexuality.
But they love Europhoria?
Euphoria is all about gossip and drama.
This. They don't care about sex, it's no no words like "moron" that offends them.
Zoomers watch sexless capeshit movies they don't want sex and don't know what good sex scenes even look like in movies. None of them watch foreign films with sex and nudity but they are triggered by some HBO show that has it in some mediocre satire/drama.
I think the issue here is grouping all zoomers in a 15 year period under one ideal. There are differences with the age groups in that generation, quite significant ones but then you start attracting the macrogen schizos
It makes sense when you put it like that, but at the same time only fans and porn addiction is rampant.
They just can't find a normal middle ground.
They're rampant but spoken about with alt accounts and fake names. They're extremely repressed because of their fear of ostracization. If anything onlyfans and porn addiction go hand in hand with being the most repressed generation. They need a safe space to jerk off. They need a safe space to flirt. If these things happen outside of the designated safe spaces, they are ungood and must be shunned.
It seems like you've really fleshed out this theory alone in your head over time.
What?
Zoomers are just as thirsty as every other generation the openly talk about sticking their mouths on each others buttholes on social media.
zoomers are less sexually promiscuous than any generation since like before WWI
You’re right except this doesn’t apply to all zoomers, only to the loser terminally online ones who would be the intended audience for this type of artsy show. There are plenty of chad and stacey zoomers who aren’t afraid of sex but they’re not watching HBO.
I don’t think you know how to frick
>zoomers
Zoomer is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else's authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you've probably sensed the pattern on your own).
You can't define what that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That's because you don't use zoomer to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren't for your own insecurities, nothing that a zoomer could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I'm certainly not like those filthy zoomers! - so you project those feelings.
Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic†Them.
>t. Assblasted zoomer
No
It describes the generation after Millenials aka Generation Y aka the Internet Generation
In some cases. You have the ability to use it for it's intended purpose though. Not that most would ever need to. It's a marketing term, really.
Zoomers are, largely, woke troony living, Black person worshipping npc homosexuals.
Not agist, just don't like em. Simple as.
Jesus christ, all zoomers are really huge homosexuals huh?
No anon, i know exactly what a zoomer is, one of them almost smashed into me walking down the street a few days ago, he simply wasnt raising his eyes from his cellphone, all the way, i moved to my side as far as the wall would allow, thought hell notice theres someone in front of him at least at some point during those 20 meters but no, he wouldnt have looked up if i didnt raise my voice, he lifted his expressionless eyes, made two steps to avoid colision, and without closing his mouth at any point during tjis, put his eyes right back down into the screen
He even had that shitty zoomie haircut
Zoomers are phonies that like what they think is acceptable to like and dislike anything remotely interesting or artistic. Look at how they reacted to mother!
It's cringe kino.
Everything is shitty about this show.
If they were going and doing that sex shit, they should have just went all out and every scene or every other scene should have nudity it in.
Doing this sex shit and holding yourself back, fricking pathetic.
The Weeknd trying to act like a sexy badass but he’s an awkward zesty Black person too afraid to even take off his shirt
Dude has the most feminine voice imaginable (which is fine, it made him millions in the music showbiz) like how the frick did he expect people to be intrigued by his zesty performance?
It takes good acting to pull off "creep in control" aka Joker from Batman.
The scene where she shows up at her house in a trench coat is one of the most bizarre scenes I’ve ever seen in modern media
Where he (the weeknd) I mean
Still not watching your show, Sam
Can you imagine if these nail painting sissy homosexuals who sit around gossiping about drama were able to go back to 1930 and meet their great grandfathers.
Imagine telling your ancestor who made 9 cents an hour working on a railroad that you make 5,000 dollars for talking about shit 99% of people don't care about.
What is it with zoomers having ugly pubic hair looking mustaches. Link to homosexuality?
boomer gays were some of the only people to proudly wear facial hair and they were previously known for big thick mustaches and such
Low test
This is revenge for Johnny Depp. He cost the studios money.
Depp was too busy sleeping in drug-fueled stupors to give a shit. His whole "my children are my life" spiel is for the public.
Lily-Rose Depp looks like a crack prostitute. I’d love to creampie her.
>painted nails
homosexual
This show is very Lynchian. There are clear Mulholland Drive and Blue Velvet references, and from what I’ve read Blue Velvet garnered a similar response when it released, except it was boomer critics. Roger Ebert panned it because he was so offended by how Isabella Rossellini was treated.
It desperately tries to be a Paul verhoven plot filmed like a Michael Mann work but it comes across as totally deranged. Every single white man is depicted as a israelite or a cuck. The Weeknd is such a zesty Black person with small hands I am literally laughing my ass off when he tries to be sexual. It’s so fricking forced. I can’t believe HBO spent 100 million making this trash. What we’re they thinking?
>I can’t believe HBO spent 100 million making this trash. What we’re they thinking?
They thought they were invincible after crushing the competition with Euphoria, HotD, TLOU, Succession and so on. But you're as good as your last show and this trash is unwatchable
None of those shows were good.
Imagine being such a homosexual that you decide you want the twitter audience. I'm sure this won't backfire in a couple years. I get that every woman on Youtube does this, but Jesus.
Same vibe
5.7 on IMDB
homosexuals on youtube scared of tv and movies becoming sexy and interesting again, please watch me waste 27 minutes of your life instead but first a few thousands words from our sponsors.
why did it fail while Euphoria succeeded? Both are filthy
I haven't watched either but I'm willing to bet it's because euphoria enforces things the audience wants to see and hear and things which ultimately don't upset them and the idol has scenes that upset them and there isn't enough trannies to relate to
So Euphoria succeeded because it had Sweeney boobs for the heterosexuals and troony dick for the poofs and women?
Chicks dig Nate, too. He's the kind of guy they want, but aren't allowed to admit to it out loud.
Euphoria has actors that can stop shit they don't like. Sweeney is good to look at. All the teens except for the hamplanet are nice to look at.
The Idol has nothing. Main actress is soft-bodied trash but apparently is supposed to be a performer. The men are all ugly. There is nothing there to market to anyone. Nothing to cover the bad acting and shit dialogue.
>Chicks dig Nate, too. He's the kind of guy they want, but aren't allowed to admit to it out loud.
Women in a nutshell
Euphoria has Sweeny's breasts. Idol had Depp's mosquito bites.
even though Depp isn't particularly pretty she has a much more aesthetic face onscreen than Sweeny and acts better
I'll forgive the poor grammar because you were obviously laughing very hard while typing that.
frick off Johnny.
Sweeny looks like someone hit her with a shovel a ton of times
still better than Depp
Not at all
Because Jacob Elordi and Fezco and even Elliot girls liked. The weekend is ugly and gay looking so they’re just creeped out.
Why does he come of as so fricking gay? Is the new generation just trannies and homosexuals?
I'd like to think they're being profitable, but there are so many of those homosexuals on Youtube. I found two dudes, one called D'angelo and the other Nickisgreen. Two dysgenic homosexuals who probably never leave their houses
If it's any consolation, the next gen (alpha?) Is going to rebel against the homosexualry that are Zoomers.
why does he have so many mirrors? Is it vanity?