The Vito storyline goes on way too long for such a weak payoff
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IT WAS THE FRICKIN PILLS GODDAMNIT
You'd be surprised how often that works. I left my wife and openly dated a troony for a year before coming to my senses. My wife took me back and all my family are okay with me again, I blamed it on anti depressants I took. I know they don't believe it but they accept it as an excuse for my moronation and degeneracy.
god damn man what a story. I hope to never go through something like that in my life but it sounds epic
>leaving your wife to frick a troony
>epic
This is about the most fricking milquetoast shit a man can do. Sexpats running off to frick lady boys in Indonesia and kids in Morocco has been a thing since the 1950's, typically done by the most absolutely banal, uninteresting people you can imagine. It's literally more epic to climb a fricking mountain or be fit. Raise your damn standards.
I have never heard of some shit happening in my life, or at least not a direct story from somebody about it.
It's only epic in the sense of how somebody could come back from that. Of course I am not going to idolize somebody who went through shit in their life, Still crazy though
How was it? I’m thinking about dating a troony I’ve been seeing for a while. I don’t have a wife tho.
EEEY IT'S A JOKE
nah it was kino, Eugene's story should have been longer though
Maybe. His episode was kino tho
It was perfect as is
is that m bison?
No, Vito ate M. Bison.
What was the payoff?
a hankie with carlo's lipstick
It's funny to think a gay was carrying the mob on his shoulders. If he hadn't been found out things would've been perfect.
>compliment a man's cooking
>he immediately wants to start a relationship
gays have it so easy
None of these would spark annoyance for a normal person.
>implying I don't enjoy regular compliments from anyone regardless of gender
>implying if i do it somehow makes me a homosexual
shut up homosexual
the only one that would bother me is the first one
lmao feminists are moronic
I going to start saying lovely gentlemen.
They should've leaned into the implication of Phil being a closeted homosexual more, would've made the revenge arc more interesting
Phil literally came out of the closet when they whacked vito
woah
holy kino
he literally LITERALLY came out of the closet in order to whack off a man, some really deep subtle writing
And shove something up another mans ass
Lovers quarrel, maybe?
Don't forget how he he grabbed the sheets like a botch getting fricked when he saw the cuestick go up Vito's rotund buffalo ass.
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>that's right wienersucker, go back to naboo
Ya know, nosstradoomus predicted dat
Bravo Chase
We got enough of that. You need reasonable doubt there for it to be compelling.
I don't think Phil was a closet gay, he probably just did a little gay stuff in the can and deeply regrets it.
that homosexual picnic scene is unintentionally hilarious. cant believe so many midwits defend this garbage, the only worthwhile part is the paulie memes
You sound pretty dumb bro.
that's ok
All the "Vito trying the gay lifestyle" scenes were weird and unnecessary.
It's supposed to be a paradise for Vito, that's why it looks like Pleasantville. He ends up not being able to maintain it though, because he can't do an honest day's work. So he goes back to being a gangster and dies for it.
>unintentionally hilarious
>weird and out of place
You realise the writers wrote this arc specifically because Vito's actor kept annoying them for more screen time. The whole storyline was made to frick with him
so they made a bad show on purpose?
It was the actor's idea to make him gay.
it really is surprisingly bad, especially coming fresh off the coma arc
He's our guy
It’s a classic case of a prankster and a series of misunderstandings.
Thats not true he shot some random guy on the way back from his mustache ride.
The payoff was him looking at his watch.
it really was. fricking incredible gag
>death
>weak payoff
what would be stronger payoff, hyperdeath?
Hey there he is! Anon!
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PUT VITO ON THE PHONE, butthole
I GUESS THE TURD DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE homosexual'S ASS
he was a made man
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The entire show goes on way too long for such a weak payoff. They should've ended it at season 1, seriously. They lost the plot 50 times over until it was a chore to watch. Also it has a surprising amount of liberal morals and proto sjw shit that is the entire reason we are where we are.
And the fricking movie. That Black person loving piece of shit had nothing to do with the show, just more sjw shit.
ANON WATCH OUT
They honestly could have just had Vito coming across a nice town, having a one night stand with some random dude, thinking about settling down there, and then he bails. No need for an entire subplot with Johnny Cakes. There’s zero chance that stud muffin would be interested in Vito anyway
I thought it would've been smart to send him to California and start earning there, among his own people.
It's a win-win but they decided to kill him, like a year before gay marriage was legalized, ie long after gays stopped being killed for being gays
I think Tony was seriously considering just having him earn in Atlantic City away from everyone and have a cash flow from there. I think it’s based on a real mob story where they let a guy live because he was such a good earner. Everything is about money
Tony probably would've let him live if it wasn't for Phil. He really didn't want to kill Vito. It is based on a true story of the boss of the NJ mob back in the '90s. He was whacked for it, though.
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