the walking dead is fricking stupid

how the FRICK did the people in the fricking TANK just randomly die? its a frickin TANK, it should literally be able to just steamroll the zombies. what the frick

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that supposed to be in the US? That's a British tank.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that season takes place in georgia, not sure why a bong tank is there

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that supposed to be in the US? That's a British tank.

        pretty hard for them to get their hands on an abrams so they mocked up a chieftain to look like one. think other films have done it as well

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noticing this
      Lmao just go live in the sandbox already

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s LOTS of overlap between here and /k/

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lmao just go live in the sandbox already

        Middle path autism is best autism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were hacks even in S1. That whole series died in S1E4.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never made it past the point where Rick and someone else dressed up as zombies, which season one episode was that?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like 2 I think, my man.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it ran out of fuel/ammo and the men ditched it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tank gets surrounded by zombies
      >people inside know they can’t escape but don’t kill themselves just incase help arrives
      >help never arrives and they starve / dehydrate to death

      Why didnt they just drive away?

      The purpose of the unexplained tank is to show that the world is in total chaos. All shows and movies about post apocalypse scenarios use this.

      I imagine the tank ran out of power, and the tank crew couldn't escape because the tank was continually surrounded by walkers and they didn't have near enough ammo, so they slowly dehydrated/starved to death and/or died of exposure to the Georgia heat. They probably kept expecting rescue from the rest of their unit, too.

      I imagine their final days could be compared to being cooked alive in an oven.

      Ran out of fuel.
      [...]
      At this point nobody probably knew what the frick was going on.

      >deploy tanks to a known chaotic warzone, with full intelligence team giving you support from a command station miles away, hours of maintenance and prep time, etc etc
      >don't bring enough gas

      frick off

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could’ve also been fleeing some place and they ran out of fuel and got trapped. The military collapsed almost immediatly, and we see some National guardsmen later on still holding onto military vehicles and equipment.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The military collapsed almost immediatly
          I stopped watching the show after season 2, did they ever explain why/how that could have happened? You'd think the military would be the people to have their shit together, aren't they trained for SHTF situations?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You'd think the military would be the people to have their shit together
            Don't look up
            Battle of May Island
            Battle of Crete

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            > aren't they trained for SHTF situations?
            lol. Sweet naïveté. Militaries are trained to deal with the previous engagement. The history of warfare is a perpetual series of failures to adapt to changing conditions. A real zombie scenario would cripple the world and all the militaries would be totally useless.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quite easily. Imagine being a colonel with troops loyal to you, you are told to jump straight into the fray with the equipment you currently posses, and you see how your comrades are dying left and right following these orders, chain of command is in shit and it's only getting worse. What do you do, do you jump into the fray or you take whatever equipment you have with your boys who can actually handle it. In fact, Governor was shown to be picking off such military men one by one amassing their shit, it's how he acquired arms he needed for Woodbury.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              DotD was the most realistic portrayal of a military unit cut off from their chain of command, which would absolutely have be the first thing to go in order for things to get as bad as they did.
              >OR ARE WE JUST JERKIN' OFF HERE

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and keep in mind, Rhodes went the way he did because his immediate superior died and we can only assume that superior still saw value in Frankenstein's research and why it went on for so long. As a military man Rhodes was following orders, but once he took over and became a leader it took him like what, 2 days to call it quits? And every single troops like their would have such struggles.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you seen how awful the current military is and we're not even being attacked? ShaNayNay and her diversity squad didn't know how to land a plane just last week and dove it right into the ocean missing a runway. 90 million dollar plane destroyed in an instant.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was probably longer than an instant.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A crew member would have to get out of the tank to access the jerry cans strapped to the outside to refuel.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just get out the tank to refuel bro
        >i think they went away
        brilliant

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>i think they went away
          The tank has viewports all over, and even has infrared or thermal cameras or whatever. These things are made to fight humans that hide in bushes and shoot at them from far away, they sure as shit can detect braindead monsters that just slowly stumble towards it in plain sight.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Abrams tank gets 0.6mpg.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At that point it was nebulous as to what killed everyone or was in the process of killing everyone, so it was logical that a soldier inside just up and died from "....", you know?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry anon but I have no fricking clue what you’re talking about

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tank gets surrounded by zombies
    >people inside know they can’t escape but don’t kill themselves just incase help arrives
    >help never arrives and they starve / dehydrate to death

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didnt they just drive away?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ran out of fuel.

        Why bring a tank to fight zombies anyway?

        At this point nobody probably knew what the frick was going on.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do know that anything with an internal combustion engine requires fuel ,right?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          very verbose way of saying outta gas

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its too unrealistic for me, I couldnt get into it.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why bring a tank to fight zombies anyway?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no idea

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zombies cant get in at all and theres a heavy caliber machine gun on top that would shred everything. why yall moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s 5 million people in Atlanta, I don’t know how many rounds a tank can hold but I’m guessing less than 5 million.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say it has endless infinite ammo like it's on Godmode. what is wrong with you ppl. running out of ammo against zombies is the classic thing because it makes sense

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well then what’s your fricking point? How would you win against a horde of zombies in a tank with no ammo or gas?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Work on your reading comprehension goddamn man. When I said "shreds everything" i meant that it's a powerful tool.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And my point was that if there’s more everything than bullets (there is) then it doesn’t fricking shred everything. If you’re talking from a strictly capability standpoint then yes the machine gun will shoot zombies but it won’t shoot the zombies behind building or cars because machine guns can’t shoot through buildings or cars. So you’re wrong there too. Also mounted m240s are notoriously finicky it’ll probably jam after 50 rounds or so and then the zombies are on you. Tank=moron-mobile in the zombie apocalypse.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about a tank with an AGMS, a flamethrower and razors on the sides?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll answer that after you tell me what the A in AGMS stands for and why it would apply here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Automatic grenade launcher like on Cobra.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You knew I caught you and decided to go full moron. Thanks for playing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still cool Idea to throw everything at zombies. Modern Army should shredded zombies by billions. I mean seriously this is Cyberpunk now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I always had a problem with most of the buildings standing in the population centers. The first thing they would do is bomb the frick out of every city with more than a million people in it. Up to and including nukes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't shoot through buildings or cars
                Bullets can penetrate lots of walls and they sure as shit penetrate cars. I'm not sure what you're rambling on about dude or how it relates to what i said

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lots of walls
                >buildings
                Are these the same thing?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                7.62 won’t penetrate an entire car you dummy.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What? Zombies will run out faster than fuel. But sending one tank to kill all zombies is stupid. Need at least helicopter to drop fuel and ammo and other supplies.

              STAAARS

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those guns are more than capable of killing multiple enemies in one shot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I don't agree. Anything a tank's machine gun can do a conventional gun can. And you can be more mobile and just shoot at all the zombies from range.

        no idea

        But you don't need that. Stay at range, take a rifle, literally shoot each and every last zombie before they can slow walk to you. Fall back as needed. I really think involving tanks is stupid unless you're fighting Resident Evil bioweapons or running Zombies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tank has everything that can fight zombies. Even flameflower. This is bs fr fr.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't people in an apocalypse use bicycle as a means of transport?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you could get easily grabbed off one or blow a tire from riding over shit on the road? or that you're an easy target for an ambush idk anon why dont you tell me
      Try riding your bike in detroit as an example

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because only children ride on bicycles

        What are we, a bunch of Dutch homosexuals?

        Tanks would be useless in a zombie scenario. Offensively they are only really effective at taking out other tanks, probably not many zombie tanks out there to fight, defensively they require infantry support. Most importantly, tanks break down all the fricking time and require constant maintenance. Tank crews have to get out all the time to maintain things or it all falls apart.

        >tanks would be useless
        >bicycles would be useless
        Okay then geniuses, what vehicle/method of transportation is zombie apocalypse certified?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A tank would be impractical simply because of the fuel consumption and putting a target on your back for other survivors. A bike could be decent if you can avoid dense mobs, but then you can’t carry the supplies or cover the ground you need to in more sparsely populated areas. I’d say a good 4x4 truck or jeep. Not too wide in order to maximize chances of squeezing through road blockage or navigating through forest. Stick to the least populated areas you can find, locate a body of water, scavenge, hunt, fish for food until it all blows over in a couple months

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I’d say a good 4x4 truck or jeep
            >fuel consumption
            Trick up your bike with these babies and you're good to go.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you lived in just the right area, where you could bike 20-30 miles into nothingness, that would work. Full hiking bag on your back, water bladders and freeze dried food strapped to every surface

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What? Zombies will run out faster than fuel. But sending one tank to kill all zombies is stupid. Need at least helicopter to drop fuel and ammo and other supplies.

            STAAARS

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'd like to see a zombie get up into an aeroplane

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Parkour

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hang glider

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              wouldnt you be landing on the fricking things? if you had said a jetpack i would of bought it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah you have a machete and some throwing stars. Gotta watch out for those volatiles tho.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Helicopter
          >can land basically anywhere
          >plenty of room for supplies
          >how many bandits will have AA to take you down?
          >only needs one pilot
          >no zombies can ever possibly get you
          >hq overrun? take your helicopter and gtfo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tricky to fly
            >becomes unusable or a thousand times more difficult to use in the lightest of weather
            >can barely carry enough supplies for one person let alone multiple and every lb of weight complicates every other issue with helicopters
            >zombies hear and see you wherever you go and will hound you at every location you drag them to

            They aren't as useful as you think. Stealthier and quieter transportation is way more useful.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          skateboard, you can just avoid the slow moving
          zombies

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Okay then geniuses, what vehicle/method of transportation is zombie apocalypse certified?
          Which ever car brand wants to do product placement in the show in question.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because walking doesn't pose a threat
        Because your vehicle runs without a scared source
        Because a bike is not literally the easiest tool to maintain and efficient to get to places
        >Try riding your bike in detroit as an example
        Black folk ride with me

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you really think they bought those bikes? Lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because only children ride on bicycles

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are we, a bunch of Dutch homosexuals?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Potverdikkie wat een belediging :3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's broken glass everywhere and it constantly shreds my shit up, and society hasn't even collapsed yet.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The purpose of the unexplained tank is to show that the world is in total chaos. All shows and movies about post apocalypse scenarios use this.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine the tank ran out of power, and the tank crew couldn't escape because the tank was continually surrounded by walkers and they didn't have near enough ammo, so they slowly dehydrated/starved to death and/or died of exposure to the Georgia heat. They probably kept expecting rescue from the rest of their unit, too.

    I imagine their final days could be compared to being cooked alive in an oven.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is kino scene in one of the early seasons of Fear The Walking Dead where one of the characters is speaking via radio to a Russian astronaut

      ?si=es5a9sM5tO1iaCt_
      Imagine dying of thirst or lack of oxigen while watching an Earth with no more lights.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tanks would be useless in a zombie scenario. Offensively they are only really effective at taking out other tanks, probably not many zombie tanks out there to fight, defensively they require infantry support. Most importantly, tanks break down all the fricking time and require constant maintenance. Tank crews have to get out all the time to maintain things or it all falls apart.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >probably not many zombie tanks out there to fight
      give it a couple seasons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tanks would be useless
      >literally pancakes human bodies and weights tons do a pack of zombies wouldn’t even slow it down.
      You didn’t think very hard on this reply. Did you write this episode?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >run over pack of zombies
        >one of them gets stuck in the treads, tank's stuck
        >welp.avi

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bodies don’t get stuck in treads. Not even the shitty communist Chinese tanks had that issue let alone a more modern day tank. Have you seen what the full weight of a tank does to a body? Try harder

          lol tanks get stuck on logs, piles of human bodies would stall it out completely. And all it takes is for one zombie to crawl on top and bite the guy who has to get out to clear the treads. moron.

          >this regard thinks human bodies have the same consistently as a dense log
          Plz tell me you aren’t this fricking stupid and this is just a troll reply

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol tanks get stuck on logs, piles of human bodies would stall it out completely. And all it takes is for one zombie to crawl on top and bite the guy who has to get out to clear the treads. moron.

          55 tons of metal running over bodies with a wet mass of 200lbs at best? No, mate, those bodies will be goo. Tienanmen square kinda proved this with the photos of pancaked bodies. Your 300 mates, undead or living aint gonna have a chance in heaven of slowing down a tank. Bodies aren’t solid logs no matter how many fricking mcchickens you stuff down that fat gullet.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How many bodies would it take to stop a tank? A thousand? 100 thousand? What’s the over under?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd say it would take quite a LOT of squishy popping meat bags. Far more shown in any of the scenes with the tank. The point being, just like in the op, the tank shown should have easily steamrolled every single body present. It's a 55 ton tank, not your mommy's 3000 lb suv. We're talking a machine that is heavier and has more power behind it than a bulldozer that literally pushes thousands of pounds of solid,dense, rolled up dirt. A crowd of zombies ain't gonna do shit to hold it back even if they were capable of the presence of mind to pile on only one side and all together try to hold it still

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol tanks get stuck on logs, piles of human bodies would stall it out completely. And all it takes is for one zombie to crawl on top and bite the guy who has to get out to clear the treads. moron.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's true, Merkavas have been proven to be absolutely useless. I hope this is the conclusion you were hoping for 🙂

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lol tanks get stuck on logs
          No they dont anymore grandpa, it was a problem in ww2. Modern tanks can chew stones

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tank with an AI also drone tank.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had originally planned on doing a whole flashback scene showing how the solider ended up there. I think they said he was bitten but I'm not entirely sure. I dont understand why you think any of that is unbelievable, whether he was bitten or died of dehydration. Anyway there's some information out there on what they orignally planned. the soldier zombie was played by an accomplished actor not an extra

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, forgot his name, but he was also in Days Gone, which is funny considering the name of this episode.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sam Witwer, he’s also been in pretty much every Star Wars video game for the past 20 years.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the man.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not kill all zombies with AI drones? Walking Dead is moronic.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about the fact that the entire show they struggle to make it from state to state across the country but somehow in the new spin-off Daryl Dixon is in fricking France somehow.

    just as dumb as the eagles and the Lord of the rings.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's explained. He starts freelance work for some outfit collecting zombies for whatever reason, starts a fight which is forbidden, they take him prisoner and they're taking all the zombies on a boat back to France and they feed ppl to the zombies during the trip. you can say it's bad writing or whatever but it makes rudimentary sense. They're doing experiments and making super strong zombies. Why they need zombies from across the Atlantic ocean I don't know. I guess that's the biggest plot hole.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about how is Maggie still driving around in a fricking bronco in the New York show? Gas goes bad after about 6 months.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everything is converted to Ethyinol at this point

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fuel conditioner exists

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's explained.
        the eagles in lotr have also been explained ad nausium. The poster you are replying to therefore meant:
        >there is a rational explanation but I'm going to ignore it and pretend like I'm above room temperature IQ by acting as if I've spotted a plot hole

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the military being moronic is essential to zombie movies, there's as much a point to questioning why the tank is there as to asking why zombies can only get killed via headshot. It's just the way the rules are.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean how much fuel does a tank use?
    They're really fricking heavy and that engine needs some juice to move it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      300 gallons every 8 hours, apparently

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      About 1 mile per gallon, or 235l/100km for your standard abrams

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For zombie apocolypse media to work it heavily relies on everyone making the worst decisions ever
    so of course they'd bring tanks into civilian areas with no way to refuel them
    Literally no zombie media would ever work if it didn't have stipulations like return of the living dead, or romero's stuff, like reanimating regardless of if you're bitten and don't have head trauma
    otherwise outbreaks would hardly ever spread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think conventional zombies that aren’t supernatural and transmit from bites would still explode in urban areas, but would die off in a few days. Lots would get away, many suburbs and most rural areas would stave it off completely. Depends on the specifics of course, but there would be some hordes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could buy that if there was some catastrophic event that initially turns 5% of the entire population at once, otherwise, it'd just never get off the ground - biting is such a shitty vector for infection.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the early half of season 1 of Fear TWD, they talk about there's some new flu going around. Very quickly school buses begin showing up with only a handful of students on board, so we're to assume they were sick with the new virus going around and stayed home. so it's canon for Walking Dead

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't every human infected regardless? at least that's what they said in season 1.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess some people got very sick from it initially, then as it spread people gained more resistance naturally, or were already resistant from getting sick. however literally everyone is a carrier of sorts even without any ill effects, until they die and then the virus reboots a tiny core part of the brain. i'm just guessing. Fear established some initial virus that made many sick, some of which died to that, to kickstart zombie epidemic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I remember correctly the dead carry the active virus and the living carry the dormant virus, when a human dies the virus activates and gets them up and moving. That’s not how viruses work but whatever.

                Everyone is infected. The bite from a zombie just has a 100% mortality rate without a very quick amputation.
                The flu was just that, a flu - it's never touched upon or explained again. The flu may have killed some people but it didn't cause the infection.

                A better question is, if every human is infected and the bite is 100% fatal, what happens if a human bites another human? why does death turn the bite fatal?
                Aside from shitty writing, of course.

                Isn't every human infected regardless? at least that's what they said in season 1.

                In the early half of season 1 of Fear TWD, they talk about there's some new flu going around. Very quickly school buses begin showing up with only a handful of students on board, so we're to assume they were sick with the new virus going around and stayed home. so it's canon for Walking Dead

                It's bad writing. Kirkman tries to reinvent the wheel and apply science to an inherently supernatural phenomena and just makes a plot hole ridden mess with it.
                I actually wouldn't mind a more ambiguous explanation or even a supernatural one, but he went full moron with it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The biggest most glaring plot hole for me is flesh that only rots superficially and can last through years of exposure to heat, cold, and wet. After the first winter there shouldn’t have been anymore zombies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever the contagion is, it must slow down the decay process, like maybe it counteracts putrefaction caused by bacterium. That would have to be the case. It would seem supernatural to our limited understanding. There will always be new discoveries you know.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean except for all the clearly putrified zombies?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it slows it down considerably. Something is slowing it down considerably.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever the contagion is, it must slow down the decay process, like maybe it counteracts putrefaction caused by bacterium. That would have to be the case. It would seem supernatural to our limited understanding. There will always be new discoveries you know.

                Right. Death allows it to flourish throughout the dead flesh.

                I guess some people got very sick from it initially, then as it spread people gained more resistance naturally, or were already resistant from getting sick. however literally everyone is a carrier of sorts even without any ill effects, until they die and then the virus reboots a tiny core part of the brain. i'm just guessing. Fear established some initial virus that made many sick, some of which died to that, to kickstart zombie epidemic

                If I remember correctly the dead carry the active virus and the living carry the dormant virus, when a human dies the virus activates and gets them up and moving. That’s not how viruses work but whatever.

                In the early half of season 1 of Fear TWD, they talk about there's some new flu going around. Very quickly school buses begin showing up with only a handful of students on board, so we're to assume they were sick with the new virus going around and stayed home. so it's canon for Walking Dead

                >basically
                >I think
                >I feel that
                >we're to assume
                >my canon is that
                >I guess
                Sweet, it's headcanon time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cry about it piss baby.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I remember correctly the dead carry the active virus and the living carry the dormant virus, when a human dies the virus activates and gets them up and moving. That’s not how viruses work but whatever.

                is me and point out where I said any of those phrases, it’s been years since I watched the show and wasn’t sure if I remembered correctly. It’s not head canon you turbonerd.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd actually argue the opposite, Kirkman tries to reinvent the wheel by ACTIVELY avoiding the science. The most scientific explanation Walking Dead has ever had was in CDC, 100% Frank Darabont invention.

                Kirkman on the other hand couldn't give less of a frick about origins of the virus. Personally if I were Kirkman or Frank Darabont I would've given multiple explanations from time to time like Night of the Living Dead did (at one point scientists were asked if it was cosmic radiation or some shit and they just nodded to journos and said, yup, that must definitely be it!)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He should have stood firmly against the inclusion of the CDC on the show then, or at least had their conclusion be as baffled as everyone else.
                everything known about the virus comes straight from there and fricks up the ambiguity by applying science to it that simply doesn't work.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be honest, CDC was an attempt, but wasn't even a good one and didn't clarify anything. In essence it doesn't ruin anything at all, it just spoils Rick earlier than he was supposed to know that everyone is infected. CDC episode is hated by cast and show members because of what it did to Shane predominantly (rape attempt).

                If anything, I wish CDC had gone harder with wrong conclusions and ideas, so that future explanations would've made it make less sense. But they never went with anything at all. But overall, I don't think CDC introduces any logic that contradicts or ruins rules established by Kirkman. Everybody turns unless they are shot in the head, that's all there is to it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah the CDC guy and what he revealed gives the premise just enough kinda plausible science behind it to set it apart from what came before. i think probably most of the audience was just fine with it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kinda plausible science
                That's the point, it's not plausible science in the least and leaves more unintended questions than it answers, and not in a good way.
                They'd have been best off keeping it ambiguous or omitting any kind of explanation entirely, leave it for people to speculate on.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kinda plausible science
                That's the point, it's not plausible science in the least and leaves more unintended questions than it answers, and not in a good way.
                They'd have been best off keeping it ambiguous or omitting any kind of explanation entirely, leave it for people to speculate on.

                the episode didn't offer any plausible science though. The guy literally just showed Rick his observations and said he doesn't know what the frick's going on, but everyone is infected (or has the capacity to become a walker after dying). It's not plausible science, it's just an observation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah he gives kinda plausible science

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What science? He just named Wildfire virus and that's it.

                It also doesn’t fricking change anything for their day to day lives except making sure when someone dies they also have to be stabbed in the head. I have no idea why so much importance was placed on it.

                Possibly Frank could have had some ideas for future seasons with it. Only Ymir knows. Actually, the bigger contradiction Frank did against Kirkman is that Kirkman went out of his way to make sure zombies are nothing but empty husks of flesh. Frank however injected it with George Romero rules in S1 (which contradicted the research Governor did in S3 directly to hammer in the point there is nothing left inside walkers)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's kinda plausible though, we learn we're all infected
                kinda plausible if you really think about it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's kinda plausible though, we learn we're all infected
                Which is Kirkman invention, not Darabont.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It also doesn’t fricking change anything for their day to day lives except making sure when someone dies they also have to be stabbed in the head. I have no idea why so much importance was placed on it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no idea why so much importance was placed on it.
                How many times did they lose dozens of people in their various communities because someone died and no one stabbed them? They probably lost hundreds of people like this so it's clearly important

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone is infected. The bite from a zombie just has a 100% mortality rate without a very quick amputation.
            The flu was just that, a flu - it's never touched upon or explained again. The flu may have killed some people but it didn't cause the infection.

            A better question is, if every human is infected and the bite is 100% fatal, what happens if a human bites another human? why does death turn the bite fatal?
            Aside from shitty writing, of course.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I remember correctly the dead carry the active virus and the living carry the dormant virus, when a human dies the virus activates and gets them up and moving. That’s not how viruses work but whatever.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right. Death allows it to flourish throughout the dead flesh.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              > if every human is infected and the bite is 100% fatal, what happens if a human bites another human? why does death turn the bite fatal?
              Uh, frick
              you got me

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              A better question is, if every human is infected and the bite is 100% fatal, what happens if a human bites another human? why does death turn the bite fatal?
              The whole 'everyone is infected' thing really hurts this fricking show, doesn't it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zombies can’t climb ladders so why doesn’t everyone just build their towns elevated? What are they, moronic?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >A better question is, if every human is infected and the bite is 100% fatal, what happens if a human bites another human? why does death turn the bite fatal?
              An even better question is there's a guy who dies of old age in fear the walking dead and he reanimates. If his brain literally ceased functioning, how'd he turn? that's one of the main catalysts is to have an intact brain.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For zombie apocolypse media to work it heavily relies on everyone making the worst decisions ever
      this is my biggest issue with zombie media, everyone is painfully moronic
      a scene from the walking dead that sticks with me for exactly this reason is when carol is finding a walker to practice a C-section on, they are at the prison, everyone is concerned about zombies stacking up at the fence attracting more zombies and damaging the fence
      carol is at the fence, she finds the zombie she wants, she kills it, then she gets maggie to lure the other zombies away, there were 5 or so more at the time, carol then drags the body through while the other walkers are distracted, carol and maggie both then frick off leaving the 5 zombies banging on the fence
      why the frick wouldn't you just kill them? you dont have to try and distract them when retrieving the zombie you want and risking it fricking up and getting bit and you dont leave them banging on the fence attracting more and fricking up the fence

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not excusing the moronic writers here, but modern wars are won by crippling the enemy's capability to produce armaments and resources. Assuming SHTF in civilian areas so bad that workers quickly fled or became scarce it isn't unbelievable that supply lines suffered a domino effect of breakdowns. This would have led to many units retreating and guarding what few scattered and unorganized ammo factories/fuel refineries were left.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the dams also broke so there was no electricity

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their commanding officer turned into a zombie and gave them an order to get out of the tank. Even if he was a zombie he was still their commanding officer. Respect

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far we have:
    >Tanks are are literally incapable of fighting anything besides other tanks.
    >Tanks only hold enough fuel for 1 minute of operation
    >Tanks are slower than people on foot, and get rekt the moment they hit a single pothole
    >You can't see shit out of a tank, not even a horde of slowly stumbling humans
    >Random survivors can easily take on a tank
    Anything I missed?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tanks are literally incapable of fighting anything besides other tanks.
      Basically. They can blow shit up but that’s not a big help against a crowd of zombies, especially with limited ammo
      >Tanks only hold enough fuel for 1 minute of operation
      Might as well, since you’ll never find enough to refuel after a day of use
      >Tanks are slower than people on foot, and get rekt the moment they hit a single pothole
      Not that one
      >You can't see shit out of a tank, not even a horde of slowly stumbling humans
      Depends on the tank, but you can probably see well enough
      >Random survivors can easily take on a tank
      Yep, just takes balls and something that burns or produces smoke

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or a magic invincible redneck with a hand grenade that blows up something designed to have things blow up in it but this time is different somehow.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The grenade is designed to blow things up so it evens out

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What’s a tank shell designed to do and how is it propelled?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s designed to penetrate the target and explode inside and it uses an explosion but grenades are made of harder metals like titanium and diamond for greater explosions
              The tank is 1
              The grenades is -2
              That equals -1 so the grenade wins

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you read the stuff you type? Or is it just slamming your booger hooks down on a keyboard and hope English comes out?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They can blow shit up
        >but that’s not a big help against a crowd of zombies
        how can someone type that with a serious face

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go and try to kill a million ants with a handgun and report back how it goes.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It depends on the bullet.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a lot more than I expected, but that’s not going to get you very far against thousands

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not an M1 Abrams, that’s an English Chieftain which can hold 64 rounds max.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Basically
        lmao
        Country A has tanks and infantry. Country B just has infantry. You're telling me that if country A and B went to war, A's tanks would just be chilling around, doing absolutely nothing? Those big guns and machine guns can't be used against anything else? Hell, you're telling me that for the last however many decades all of the armies of the world are just building / buying tanks for the sole purpose of removing something that poses no threat? What are you smoking, dude?
        >Yep, just takes balls and something that burns or produces smoke
        lmao. Ok so now you're telling me tanks aren't even necessary to destroy other tanks, they exist just for the hell of it. Bro, I have no idea what you're smoking, but it's not getting into any semi-modern tanks with a NBC system.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          we’re talking about zombies you fricking sperg. what, you’re going to plant your feet on your own obvious hyperbole that tanks literally can’t do anything but shoot other tanks? of course they can. that doesn’t prove anything

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we’re talking about zombies you fricking sperg
            homosexual you made the dumbass claims. stfu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      are are literally incapable of fighting anything besides other tanks.
      Tanks are major infantry killers, especially tanks that have a heavy MG or autocannon as a secondary weapon
      only hold enough fuel for 1 minute of operation
      Western tanks typically have fuel for 12-24 hours of operation or 300-500 miles. Most western tanks also additionally have a smaller more efficient auxiliary power unit for keeping most of the systems running while the main engine is off
      are slower than people on foot, and get rekt the moment they hit a single pothole
      Modern French, German, Japanese and American tanks can travel at near highway speeds
      >>You can't see shit out of a tank, not even a horde of slowly stumbling humans
      Most modern western tanks have modern optics making it very easy to see around you. Some even have a full 360 degree camera setup where you wear a VR-like headset and can basically see through the tank armor via multiple cameras
      survivors can easily take on a tank
      If they have an ATGM or another tank maybe

      In short, lazy writer that couldn't even look up basic cool tank factz

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this raving lunatic is on the loose in a crumbling society
    >you're asking how the people in the tank died
    AY TANK, LEMME DRIVE YOU SOMEWHERE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*grabs his crotch*
      >'MASK YOU SUM RICK

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP runs out of fuel and battery charge
    HOW IS THIS TANK DEAD HOW HOW HOW ITS A TANK

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE POPE'S EXORCIST

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fear the Walking Dead had the right idea, but it realized it like a piece of shit. It did showcase military trying to sort of still create containment zones and then suddenly one day abandon their posts. It was just 100% tension free and nonsensical, they weren't shown particularly to struggle until the very final raid, they just sort of built a fence, stood there and went, that's it, we give up. S1 was laughably pathetic.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tanks are fricking long range artillery, why the frick would you drive into the middle of a city in the first place if you absolutely plan on using one

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It happened while Rick was asleep. You are not supposed to think about it.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie show
    >99.9% of characters die by sudden bites instead of getting overwhelmed
    >They don't wear body armor because it smells bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh, I could buy characters like Glenn not wearing armor because freedom of movement with these zombies is more important than armor. You can outpace them by breaking into a light jog, by season 4-5 they don't even run from them, they just walk from them, that's how little threat they represent, only in numbers walkers pose any threat. And when they have numbers over you, armor wouldn't necessarily help as they'll just overwhelm you eventually until you have to push through wall of rotten meat. However, it is moronic they never have riot gear on hand at all times just in case. A dozen of people with riot gear on would've mowed down the S6 walker horde no problem.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tbh,
        headcanon boy's back

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even a headcanon, just an assessment, schizo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can still outrun them with body armor, but that's not my point. Like I said almost every death by zombies was when they surprise thr characters and bite them in the leg or something or when TWD does that thing where zombie materialise out of thin air and these deaths wouldn't happen if they had body armor on

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Like I said almost every death by zombies was when they surprise thr characters and bite them in the leg or something or when TWD does that thing where zombie materialise out of thin air and these deaths wouldn't happen if they had body armor on
          That's true for first two seasons and they simply didn't have their hands on any riot gear.

          However, in later seasons people kill more people than zombies do (unless it's people throwing zombies at people which is a tactic in later seasons). Around season 4 or 5 zombies have turned completely into some sort of low tier animal that just happens to aggro on everyone. Hell, Kingdom soldiers were actually all wearing body armor, but they were probably mostly against bullets from other people.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    too many moronic nit pickers in this thread. zombie movies are all moronic after the first day. 50 trained men can kill unarmed savages all day every day. police and military and militia would reestablish order in a week. its simply too easy to kill hoards of mindless humans

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They give some kinda plausible science as to why that isn't the case though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if they are feral and turning to zombies was within seconds? It's almost guaranteed that infected cities would fall before the national guard arrives

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What if
        Who cares, we're dealing with pre-established rules, however shitty kirkman's writing may be

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    By having it an identifiable infectious strain everyone is carrying takes away all ambiguity.
    Supernatural > Shitty unexplainable airborne virus

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, why can't it be both? Shitty unexplainable airborne virus is just one of explanation that could or could not be true, it has no bearing on Kirkman deciding that everyone who dies without a headshot will turn into zombie because that's the kind of rule he came up with regardless.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Why are stupid shows stupid?

    Yeah it's a real mystery, Scoob.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah bro just do a flip over the zombies land in the tank, turn it on and drive it through them all and shoot them all. It's that easy man.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >11 seasons later
    >most still use knives to take out walkers
    >no one uses bycicles
    >eugene being able to make handmade bullets is basically forgotten
    there's too much shit that wouldn't make sense in a real apocalypse but i cba to write

    i'm at s11e16 and i'm really only watching it for eugene and daryl so i can then move on to his spin-off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and negan, oops

      just not sure if I'll watch Dead City also, Maggie is fricking annoying

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know I'll be watching.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dead City is shit, Daryl's spin off is better than most of TWD.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't this also in the 1st season whe the zombies were written to be "smart"

      Did you actually still keep watching

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe one of the soldiers turned into a zombie while inside and killed the rest

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just a maybe, it's a definite plausibility. Not only that, a lot of people don't realize how plausible the downfall of military is in the context of Walking Dead, because, before they realize what's going on, all the wounded they treat are zombie time bombs essentially.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not just a maybe, it's a definite plausibility
        still here shitting up the thread with headcanon's huh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not just a maybe, it's a definite plausibility.
          I don't think you know what these words mean.

          Yeah I just realized how moronic that sounds. It's like my brain died and ESL virus kept typing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not just a maybe, it's a definite plausibility.
        I don't think you know what these words mean.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tanks don't run on piss unfortunately

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even then someone would have to open the hatch and piss on it while being surrounded by zombies.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't there supposed to be an episode dedicated to following the soldiers in the tank to find out how that happened?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it got scrapped

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        obviously

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't anyone made an entirely supernatural zombie show(recently)? Think GOT but mostly about zombie attacks with a powerful lich as the primary antagonist.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a civil unrest scenario passive displays of force would be used to suppress riots, demonstrations and whatnot. APCs, tanks, jeeps would all be used and likely wouldn't be supplied with live ordinance. Much like the local PD putting an extra cruiser near a speeding hotspot or intersection as a deterrent.

    I haven't watched season 1 since it aired, didn't the crew wake up when he was trying to wait out the horde?

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dead guy in the tank was played by Sam Witwer and the original plan was to have a prequel episode showing how it ended up there(I think the idea was to do this for a few things, whenever something unexpected showed up to do either a prequel or small online episode).
    But then Frank Darabont was fired and the idea was dropped.

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