One of the most moronic movies I've ever seen.
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The Warriors
One of the most moronic movies I've ever seen.
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Looks like someone's going homosexual.
OP has definitely gone homosexual.
Didn't know they remade it into a biopic of OP
Saw it for the first time 3 Christmas's ago and it was awesome
*CLINK* *CLINK* *CLINK*
WARRIORS!!!
COME OUT AND PLAAAAY!!!!
this may be one of the most disappointing adaptations of source material, but you're still going homosexual on us
Try completing the PS2 tutorial of the game, the warriors, pal
That game was awesome
The game mogs the movie so hard it's not even funny
The actor they cast to play the character of Fox, Thomas G. Waites, was such an insufferable c**t during production that he created major issues between himself, the other cast, and the production team. He had zero chemistry with the female they cast as the love interest, and pretty much questioned any direction given to him. It got to the point where the production team was sick of his shit, and he left the project, demanding that he not be credited for his role. The production team accepted his offer to quit, made the character Swan the lead, and killed off the character of Fox using a stunt double.
This actor would go on to get a role in 1982's The Thing by John Carpenter, where he would once again be a major pain in the ass. His character wasn't originally named Window's, but he went up to Carpenter and suggested it should be because he wanted to wear glasses / sunglasses that would like "windows" into the character or some shit. Carpenter didn't give a shit, and was fine with the name change.
I heard the opposite.
>Fox actor was promised lead role and relationship with lead actress in the movie
>script rewrites happen on set
>he is put on the back burner
>filmed his last scene and asked if he could leave
>producers think he's got potential as a lead
>looks like a homosexual
Isn't it WAY past your bedtime, zoomer homosexual?
Kino cinematography.
Kino soundtrack.
What was his problem?
>One of the most famous John Carpenter movies is "not normalgay enough"
Assault isn't about gang violence anyway, it's a Western style siege in an updated setting. None of the gang members act like human beings, they're practically zombies.
>What was his problem?
What problem? He was havin' a good time!
It’s excellent. Get some taste.
It's a great movie but Hill's directors cut is garbage
Was that the one with those dumb comic book animated transitions?
Yep and he adds some stupid text card at the beginning too.
Yeah that's one more reason to doubt DCs
>we need to start a tough street gang in the dystopian future, what should we be?
>let's be the dirty shit stained gang of weird virgins but make sure your top is vaguely green
YOU SEE WARRIORS! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ORPHANS!
I'm going to jap this bopper
>Cinemaphile if they were a gang
wasnt that the point of the orphans? they were huge in numbers but are the weakest.
It was level one. Like Mumbos Mountain. Go easy on them. The movie is like a big video game where it gets progressively difficult.
My headcanon is that all the losers and weirdos who couldn't fit into other gangs or were outright rejected just banded together for support. As another anon said, they're literally Cinemaphile: the gang.
They were whimps
The gangs are all based on turf. You don't just join a gang that you like, you gotta be from the area. The Orphans are all the weakest b***hes in The Bronx.
At least it's not the lollypop licking, propeller beanie wearing, roller skaters.
>what should our scary gang dress code be
>let's be the flaming BDSM homosexual gang
>implying a large gang of BDSM sodomites isn't extremely scary
homie you are fighting for your life AND your dignity
JANNIES!
COME OUT TO SNEEED!
Why did the Warriors need their parents permission to come out and play?
Because in the original books they are preteens
I wonder why we haven't had any more reinterpretations of the odyssey since then
we have, o' brother where art thou
For me, it’s the Baseball McFlurries.
Okay. Whats your favourite movie anon?
WHO are the Warriors?
Looks like my eve online pilot
>RIFFS!!
The end scene where Swan takes out the rogues leader, Luther, is a direct ripoff of Kurosawa's ending from 1961's Yojimbo.
In the scene, Yojimbo is alone facing a gang of like 9 dudes, the leader of which is armed with an old west revolver. As Yojimbo approaches, he starts to run to the left, then right, making it harder for to get shot, and he draws a small knife and throws it, sticking the dude with the gun in his gun hand, disabling it before he approaches and cuts him down with a sword, before going to town and killing the rest of the gang members.
Both The Warriors and Yojimbo are better than anything nu-Hollywood has put out over the past decade or so.
In the final scene of the Warriors, Swan hides an extended switchblade knife behind his back, and then sidesteps and throws it when Luther tries to take his shot. Luthers' firing hand is disabled with the knife, and Swan retrieves it and wipes the blood off on Luthers hair. Before anything else can happen, the Riffs show up in force, and Masai, their leader, gives the "You Warriors are good....REAL good" speech before letting the Warriors go
Hey, is that a white guy in their gang? You can see his face there in the back.
Interesting lore, maybe he was like an honorary black guy and they let him say the n word. Pretty cool.
>is that a white guy in their gang?
Yes. When you see a white dude in a black gang, you know that fricker is crazy.
RIFFS!
>YEAH RIGHT!!!!!
My father saw this movie for the first time a few years back.
He was like
>holy shit
at the end because he realized why his mate kept going
>WARRIORS, COME OUT TO PLAY-AY
in an annoying voice 40 years ago.
Why does The Warriors get regular threads when Streets Of Fire is so much better?
Don't get me wrong, Warriors is good, but Streets is great.
>when Streets Of Fire is so much better?
Because it's not.
Because I haven't heard of it so it must not be that good
Good question.
I really love this, but it's a spoiler.
Better to post the beginning of the movie.
Streets of Fire is a weird movie. Rick Moranis looks like too much of a dweeb to play a jerk role.
Rewatched it a few months ago, and while I still liked it, it's not as good as I remembered
>unlikeable protagonist
>lot of terrible acting
>most of the dialogue is just characters b***hing at each other, not even in a fun or entertaining way
Movie was good. Videogame was good.
>It's an "OP has to bait to get replies to his thread about a movie that isn't Star Wars or Capeshit" episode.
oh frick off, dude. not everytime someone dislikes a movie, it's bait or they've been "filtered"
get over yourself, the movie sucked ass. it's just a bad cheesy flick that hasn't aged well, at all
It aged really well and i just saw it again last week.
Do you not like the use of the word homosexual in it or something?
What movies do you like, "dude"?
>filtered by absolute kino
You fricking plebian. You waste of space.
I bet your gang is the Janitors.
Best gang?
Hell yeah
Fighting those guys was always a nightmare.
If you caught the director's cut than I understand your confusion. If not, than you probably have some puberty blockers to take.
u obviously couldnt dig it
I remember watching this years ago and found it kinda weird. I might be misremembering, but isn't most of the movie them running somewhere, meeting another gang, fighting said gang then running somewhere else and repeating this? Granted I don't remember the dialog or characters mich but that is how it stayed in my mind.
That's basically the whole movies, yes. There's a brief scene where they're romancing some ladies but the ladies turn out to also be a gang and they fight.
No reason, I just like doing things like that
this guy's voice was like nails on a chalkboard. awful
didn't help that he couldn't act for shit
>not me, it was them, the warriows 🙁
HAHAHAHAHA
David Patrick Kelly is a kino enhancer, he improved every movie he featured in.
>those quads
Checked and I'll kill you last-pilled.
That's the point of his character, moron. You're supposed to hate him and barely stand him.
Assault on precinct 13 is a more frightening movie about gang violence but not normalgay enough.
Dumb movie, first 15 minutes are kino then you never see those gang members again. Instead it's guys acting like zombies and the same extras getting killed repeatedly
OP CANNOT DIG IIIIIITTT
>WE WERE ON A BREAK
I agree OP. I saw it for the first time around 2016 and really disliked it. I think I had recently watched Miami Connection and was looking for more 80s kino and this was complete shit. It completely lacks soul and humor. They play the campy gang uniforms completely straight like you're actually supposed to be scared of guys wearing these ridiculous getups. And on top of that you have the racial angle where black guys and white guys are in a gang together, completely took me out of the movie.
The whole movie is just them running around. It's cool on paper but in practice, only the game is exciting.