The weasel is going to get an oscar nomination, isn't he?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't look or sound at all like him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if only pauly could act

      I agree, he sounds like Paulie Shore and not Richard Simmons and also he can't act worth shit, but they are giving fat people validation and he looks a lot like him ... so I think it is possible!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was probably too embarrassed to put on the homosexual voice and the directors were too star struck to tell him to at least try to imitate him.

      either that or he is not a good enough actor to do it. either way it is a disappointment because they got the one thing wrong they needed to get right

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would also add that even that clip was very ... semitic... like every single actor. So something tells me that there are going to be awards.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if only pauly could act

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol is this supposed to be ellen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek looks like owen wilson

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h has the body and hairstyle down pat! She is better looking, but otherwise no complaints.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, he's awful

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=Ewmj_1CX0IV5kjGn

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not cool! Richard Simmons was a weird gay, but by all accounts he was a nice guy to everyone he ever met.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://youtu.be/-aOBB6ZakrE?si=Ewmj_1CX0IV5kjGn

        Richard Simmons was a saint, frick howard for treating him like this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

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        Richard Simmons was a saint, frick howard for treating him like this

        Yeah Richard's always been kind and it's refreshing that he wants to keep his homosexuality to himself and not throw it in everyone's faces like literally all other gay people these days.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          sans from undiestain

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine you are at the craft services table on set, and Richard Simons assumes you hate yourself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Richard Simons assumes you hate yourself
      Richard Simmons confirmed mind-reading wizard! Based!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He saw his bros from Encino Man get Oscars and immediately does this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be dude-bro weed guy from the 90s
      >play dramatic role regarding fat-asses in 2020s
      >win oscar
      I can't really find any flaw with the logic!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sean astin not getting at least a nom for any of the lotr films is pretty frickin lame

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh FRICK off

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >israelite
    the only thing hes going to get is the rope, hopefully soon

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the whole thing? why was this made and why is that fricking donut golem half of the runtime

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      a) No that is a teaser.
      b) israelites

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think this is actually the whole thing. its a short film. the teaser is like 50 seconds.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The actual full length movie is being made by someone else. Hopefully they will force him to actually put on the gay lisp.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            so they made a teaser of a teaser for a full length movie? lol frick is this shit. why bother. who honestly cares this much about a richard simmons biopic?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >so they made a teaser of a teaser for a full length movie? lol frick is this shit.
              lol agreed, this marketing is ngmi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is that fricking donut golem half of the runtime
      it really comes off like a chat gpt written script

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