The Wicked Witch is just a misunderstood moon cricket, she was good all along and the Fairy Godmother is a RAYYCISS
The Wicked Witch is just a misunderstood moon cricket, she was good all along and the Fairy Godmother is a RAYYCISS
The Wicked Witch is just a misunderstood moon cricket, she was good all along and the Fairy Godmother is a RAYYCISS
This looks so grotesque on the instinctual, uncanny valley level, at the risk of my racism being too overt, the plant of the apes metaphor fits here perfectly.
Ariana Grande looks like somebody dropped a house on her face
Disgusting. Americans obsession with blacks is grotesque.
Wait till he finds out how black obsessed bongs are and they don't even have all that many blacks on their island.
Will they ever stop?
What the hell happened to Ariana
Bogged herself and then left her husband for the ugly married actor in this movie
pimped out by her parents as a child+anorexia+kabbalah+bogging
She was actually pretty okay until she got on the cocaine train. That's when it all turned.
We did it.. We finally found Mankrik's wife
Never before have I seen such perfect casting.
Ariana grande is a homewrecker. b***h should be burned at stake after I rawdog her~
Now I will watch the movie.
GREENED.com
i want to see that b***h get rawdogged by Shrek
I will now watch your kino
I will now watch your movie.
>Throwing money at the screen
So this is why she's fricking that israelite. So she can do movies
The acting was really bad in this trailer. They were trying to act like the roles they were given instead of becoming them. Maybe they can fool people with the visuals and mediocre singing like they did with Wonka.
The book was written in 1995
Why does Arianna Grande look like she's doing whiteface?
Mila Kunis looks normal now
how the frick did they make her nose look smaller in the movie than it does in real life
oh hey I just watched that movie a couple days ago. Pretty good special effects but a bit too much kid humor. The Black person munchkins were pretty distracting as well.
Can she even sing? Idina Menzel is a tough act to follow, but something must be up they're hiding it and focusing on Ariana's singing.
Should have cast Sarah Gadon.
>coon and a mutt.
Yup, thanks America. Keep up the great work.
Let me guess, troony munchkins?
Who actually wants to look at black people?
...I doubt even blacks do.
>Fairy Godmother is a RAYYCISS
Who? The Fairy Godmother? You mean the Wizard of Oz? You're telling me you don't know who the frick the Wizard of Oz is?
i feel represented now.
The Fairy Sodbugger is played by a zesty buck in full drag this time round.
one of the worst trailers i have. ever. seen. and that wicked witch is an abomination even worse than brie larson
cursed movie
>Is that a woman being "bad?" She's a heckn misunderstood rebel being victimized by a man.
The movie Monster was a disgusting example of this.
The Wizard of Oz is canonically a sleazy carnival magician that overthrew Oz's original monarchy and handed off the true infant heir to a witch that turned her into a boy.
Dude...what are you bringing reason to a generic ebin racist thread, this board is just /tvpol/, it always has and it always gonna be.
Wednesday captures the main characters of wicked better than this piece of crap.
I always thought the flying monkeys was a weird addition, but I can see it now.
isn't it supposed to be a prequel? ariana looks 20 years older than the actress from the original. there also could have been an attempt to match the hairstyle and aesthetic of the 1930s era original, but also i realize that is asking too much for any movie these days.
as for the wicked witch there's no other way around it, the woman they cast just doesn't fit the role whatsoever. it is beyond offputting.
Its insane how many super famous actor/model girls are just not hot at all
Busted face city over here
> non-yt woman is given a rare opportunity to improve her station in life at an elite academic institution but the yt women are just too dang mean so she becomes a villain bent on destroying civilization simply to spite them
what did they mean by this?
Wicked is a convoluted mess and that's before they changed a chunk of the plot from the book to the musical version. And ironically, it's shockingly relevant to present day/war by the left against conservatives.
>>The Wizard of Oz is the WWotW's dad and she's green because he kept getting her mom drunk on a wienertail/love potion that had the consequence of making the WWotW be born with green skin.
>>The Wizard of Oz is basically running the kingdom of Oz as a fascist state with an explicitly anti-animal platform due to them calling out on how he's basically spreading degeneracy to placate the masses and favoring big cities over rural areas in the kingdom.
is a huge part of the Wizard's scheme to silence the vocal conservative/animal contingent who object to his pro-degeneracy/big city and anti-social conservativism/rural life platform by literally torturing animals until they are utterly mind mindbroken and lose the ability to speak via said torture
and Glinda are called before the Wizard to do a fake battle of good and evil with WWotW being the heel and Glinda the babyface, to distract the masses from the Wizard's crimes, by having WWotW take all of the blame for them.
>>In the musical, WWotW breaks bad because of this and her attempt to kill Dorothy comes from the fact that the ruby slippers are family heirlooms, the only thing of her mother that WWotW and WWotE have to remember her by due to the their "father" throwing out all of her things when he ran her out of the house over the affair that birthed WWotW.
>>In the musical, Glinda fakes the WWotW's death and exposes the Wizard causing the tornado to bring Dorothy to Oz to kill off the Wicked Witches and his other crimes.
Isn't that pretty much Gregory Mcguire book except it turns out the green witch is a b***h too?
Look at the fricking wide nose on Young Shrek.
remember a based muslim blew up her shithole concert
Why is this movie shot like the Black Hole Sun music video
why ahri so low poly