The Witch ruined horror movies

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but it's not a horror movie?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pseud A24 shit >>>>> slasher Black person-brain garbage

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak Anya would creampie

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not uncommon or particularly remarkable for a good movie to spawn a dozen cheap imitations. Why make this thread?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Eggers won.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hairy Puritan pussy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak Anya would creampie

      precisely these

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did it? Good! I haven't watched any since the VVitch. Good to know I saw the last decent one.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The VVitch didn't even start the pseudo-intellectual horror trend. Babadook and It Follows did that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is The VVitch pseudo-intellectual? It’s about a family getting spooked by a witch in the woods.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        morons who can't understand the dialogue refer to it as "intellectual" because they're fricking stupid and assume anything they can't readily grasp surely must have been made for brainiac nerds rather than reflect on their own intellectual shortcomings.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ^ Classic pseudo-intellectual post.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            classic 80 IQ mouth breather post

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ^ (

              ^ Classic pseudo-intellectual post.

              )

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                classic 80 IQ mouth breather post

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's there to understand? They are being haunted by a witch? I liked the movie, but I'm almost positive it's very surface level horror. Wish we had more of this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Elevated horror" then, stop pretending to be dumb and not know what I'm talking about.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And what exactly is elevated about the spooky witch movie?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The dialogue, costumes and set.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why? The movie does a pretty good job of depicting a colonial era farm.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean they got the dialogue, costumes and set right for the period which elevates from OH NO LE SPOOKY NUN IS CHASING ME

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you even arguing here?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's clearly wasting his time on a bunch of bad faith morons, but I commend him for it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right but some half-assed spooky nun movie is typically a very low budget direct to video slop made by no names, that's like comparing the TLOU adaptation to an Uwe Boll movie.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'm not playing pretend with you. Go be a baiting moron somewhere else.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It seems that you're just too lazy to even bother to back up a statement.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I want you to explain how The VVitch is pseudo-intellectual. I don't think it is and you saying it makes you just as much of a pseud as someone who would say that.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And I want you to have a nice day. I guess we're both going to leave with unfulfilled desires.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              hahahah lol what baby. I need to live to watch you have more meltdowns

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want to back up your gay, empty statement at all???

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch for she

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the witch ruined a whole generation of women

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like it ruined a generation of virgin losers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      good decade to be a goat

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting in anya bread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if she didn’t bog herself and gained ten lbs
      Great looking boobs I’d bet

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So all movies are about evil figures tempting girls now?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    X was better. Also kino sex scenes.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Argentinians weren't white?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the horror?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated trash just like Hereditary.

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