The Witcher series had so much potential.

The Witcher series had so much potential.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly white roasties are the worst enemy of America even worse than Russians.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean neurotic israeli hags with mommy issues

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They spoiled it with Black folk and gay singing. Trust Netflix to ruin shit with race mixing.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not really, the books are mostly shit, was hilarious seeing autists pretend the netflix show had ruined some masterpiece

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ya the books were pretty bad. I loved all the games and have beaten each on multiple times so I tried to read the book and they’re really not very good. But it doesn’t change the fact that the Witcher series had so much potential, just don’t adapt the books. It’s not that hard to make a show with Geralt, Dandelion, Zoltan, Ciri, and Yennefer/Triss going on adventures, fighting different monsters. Taking an episodic approach with different monsters/setting most episodes and then tying it all together with some overarching plot. Also it should have been animated.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zoltan
        I love that lil homie like you wouldn't believe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The book series itself was never that good and the author knew. They started as short stories where the whole thing was just putting a twist on a classic fable or faity tale and watching Geralt figuring out how to defeat whatever weird creature/curse. The short stories are the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Last Wish is still pretty solid at least

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How hard is it to frick up ‘buff dude travels the land killing monsters and slaying pussy’?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every easy apparently
        you just need to to ignore the main character in favor of side characters, change the structure of events and insert your own shitty OC
        you could also say: just let women be in charge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ya the books were pretty bad. I loved all the games and have beaten each on multiple times so I tried to read the book and they’re really not very good. But it doesn’t change the fact that the Witcher series had so much potential, just don’t adapt the books. It’s not that hard to make a show with Geralt, Dandelion, Zoltan, Ciri, and Yennefer/Triss going on adventures, fighting different monsters. Taking an episodic approach with different monsters/setting most episodes and then tying it all together with some overarching plot. Also it should have been animated.

      What's wrong with the books? I read The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny and enjoyed them. Is the main saga really that bad?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the main saga really that bad?
        I wouldn't call it bad but the short stories contained in The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny are clearly better.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on how much you hate bratty Ciri and Geralt being extra sulky and going "aaaah my knee" for two books or so. It still has amazing characters and epiosdes that you'd really wish to see adapted in some sort of TV show that isn't going to shit the bed, but not in this lifetime I guess. It couldn't be anthology forever, the series had to go somewhere considering the set up was already in the first books.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The books feel like a subversion of the wandering fellowship trope which I like. The ending is terrible though. It's the reason why I'm glad the games exist as a continuation, even if Sapkowski doesn't consider them to be canon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >even if Sapkowski doesn't consider them to be canon.
            interestingly enough sapcuckski seeing how shit the show is inspired him to write a new book

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The books were fine. Every time a show does bad you get posts saying the source material was bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the books are mostly shit,
      hyperbolic posts like this are moronic
      the books are ok, mediocre, steal too much from other books, and the local myth stuff gets sidelined too much
      also short stories really could use a better overarching plot, and the saga could use less moronic escalation of scales

      also i felt the writer kept projecting too much on Geralt, he goes from the best swordsman in the world on one page to having problems with a farmer with a knife the next, to being too old for this shit, to being in amazing physical condition and back to being a grampa
      you could tell the writer as he aged started projecting his out of shape life on his characters, fricker was like 40 when he wrote it, but i would think he was 80, thats the problem with commie boomers, never worked a day in their life

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >show made by israelites in the year of our lord 2000+
    yeah... so much povtential, so much sovl... almost

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of things have potential. Unfortunately we're living in dark times where writing and casting is concerned.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn good choreo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too many stupid ass spin moves

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same with the games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In witcher 3 if you max out the dodge skill every fight is 75% spinning.

            too many stupid ass spin moves

            I seem to remember a lot of "Geralt spun out of the way" in the books.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              geralt's spins towards the end of the clip are kinda okay but the beginning of the fight the girl spins every fricking move and it looks stupid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, in a knife fight turning your back on your opponent would just give them a massive opening and a lovely target. Besides, I wasn't defending the clip, just referencing the books. The show completely botched The Lesser Evil and it's obvious the writers/showrunner either never read it or failed to understand it at all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I mean, in a knife fight turning your back on your opponent would just give them a massive opening and a lovely target.
                obviously but there are ways to do them that look good on video and you can excuse the occasional spin but not that many

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what did he mean by this?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he has good taste in women and is waiting for her to be legal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This girl should have been.castl as Triss instead of the mongoloid we got

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hell yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder this could have been Millie Brady as qhe was cast first for this role but she was too good for this slop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Renfri was about the only compelling character. Show peaked so early lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny how none of this gay ass shit happened in real sword fights 1000 years ago, it wall all randomly swinging with as much body weight as possible and blunt damage

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Had
    No. Even Henry isn't suited for the role of Geralt, and he's the most fitted compared to the other band of misfit outcasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Said the same thing since the start, Henry is too much of a nuscular, handsome dude. He is Superman, not Geralt. Geralt is tall, lanky, creepy looking, but still alluring in a dark way. Henry never fit that and they never even tried. Still, he is very much a fan of Witcher and brought in a lot of Star Power. And the rest of the show starred literal who's. They fricked up, a dude like that only bothers with stuff like this if they take a paycut and they are fans, but the weird b***hes and their catty clique ran him off. Season 4 is gonna bomb hard without him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so like robert patterson?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          throw a mop on his head and I can see it. but at the same time he's too young looking still. Geralt is like an old man isn't he? He has that slavic weariness of the face.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah he's like 100 in witcher 3 because his mutations give him increased longevity but he also has increased youthfulness
            come to think of it i dont know what the downside of the mutations is apart from the trial of the grasses hurting like a motherfricker
            oh and it makes you infertile but who cares its not like you could provide for a family youre a witcher and youre going to be zipping around the continent boning sorceresses who also are infertile
            ...
            goddamnit i think the anon who called this fanfic-tier writing might have a point

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i think it's supposed to do something to your mind as well as your body, and combined with their upbringing basically the witchers are all uber autists who can only dedicate themselves to monster hunting forever. And in order to survive that trial amongst other witcher stuff you have to having that child soldier upbringing first. It is a power fantasy, but one with a lot of baggagge. It's a lot different that say, Harry Potter where if you are a wizard you are basically set for life and there is little to no downsides.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also you end up as an outcast because nobody feels comfortable around some magically-crafted killing machine, so everyone hates you and your only companions are your fellow Witchers or other maladjusted outcasts

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >downside of the mutations
              according to Geralt they numb emotions, but I think it's just something he made up. but witchers are sterile due to the mutations

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              most of them die in the process iirc so it's more the only ones who survive don't have to deal with the drawbacks

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The 90% mortality rate would probably be seen as a drawback.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One of the drawbacks is living your life being treated as a freak by everyone you meet, even the people who need you to do shit for them. I'm pretty sure there's a few instances in both the books and the game where Geralt risks his life for a payday and when he goes to collect his employer just says "lol, frick off you mutated weirdo". All that while also knowing your parents sold you to a stranger who they knew would most likely end up killing you. But yeah, woo hoo, you survived the trial of the grasses. Go you!.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >zipping around the continent boning sorceresses who also are infertile
              I'm pretty sure that was all Geralt the rest of them got zero sorceress pussy. Lambert gets some after you're done with her but that's the only other time I can think of.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of my favorite parts of the books is when people shit themselves on seeing him. The part under the wagon had me crying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only know Geralt from the games and in Witcher 3 he isn't ugly either. Also, Cavill's passion for the Witcher universe is important imo and worth any possible difference regarding his looks.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a train-wreck from the start and somehow it only got worse. Quite the metaphor tbqh.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked season 3

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You now remember ballsack armor

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >current era
    >potential
    No.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    season 1 was below-average, generic high-fantasy slop and that was with a great lead, established fanbase, hype, and gigantic budget. it was always going to be objective trash, henry just took too long to see how much of a waste of his time it was.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first episode has one good fight scene mostly done in one shot so you see everything
    >every fight scene afterwards has multiple cuts with shaky cam
    this pissed me off the most

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an opinion I never express because I don't want to seem contrarian, but I the the Witcher 1 is better than 2 and 3. It's amazing they did it on the NWN engine.

    the witcher 3 sucked because it was a bloated boring mess, ubisoft garbage tier map.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. The Witcher 1 gameplay was awful and boring and is a game only worth playing for the story. Witcher 2 and 3 are better in every way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree, and I want to know what you think is ''bad'' about TW1's gameplaye in contrast to consolified TW2 and Ubisoft tier TW3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol witcher 1 had such horrible crappy fanfic story that it was no reason to play for it
        single 'omg village people are all evil!' and then fanfics about super mutants and saturdays morning cartoon villains
        on release people played it only for sex cards

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >on release people played it only for sex cards
          Bait, but you got me. I played it back in the day because I heard it was a good RPG if a bit jank. I didn't even know sex cards were a thing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not even baiting - sex cards were the only thing people cared about on release. outside of how horrible buggy, unplayable mess it was before ee

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >buggy, unplayable mess
              which it wasn't, I still have the fat box of the original physical release. I got through the game fine, unpatched. the frick are you talking about g?

              and no, people weren't talking about the sex cards back then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >which it wasn't
                what the hell are you talking about?
                I have original release box on my shelf, you fraud
                the game was so bad on release, that even a friend of mine created a monkey patch to fix memory requirements that were thrown at last moment to help with loading times
                the only thing that you could even read it media were: bugs, sex cards, horrible loading times and every npc model looked the same, as there was no variety and thry only added extra models in ee edition
                game needed a whole overpatch to make it playable, which was combined in Enchanced Edition version

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hell, even now bunch of stuff is just not working and game can lock you from being able to finish it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Smart people like me got the collector’s edition with the art book including the sex cards so you didn’t even have to play the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine. It's mostly just undercooked rather than outright bad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i agree, but at the same time I wouldn't call it undercooked. this was a game made pre-dragon's dogma and dark souls, so the idea of fusing an RPG and an action game was lost on european developers. the combat wasn't worked out yet.

          it's still a god tier game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the idea of fusing an RPG and an action game was lost on european developers.
            Man, action RPGs were a staple of Eurojank by that point. Gothic, Arx Fatalis, the Divinity series. Two Worlds came out the same year as The Witcher, and Dark Messiah was just the year before.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gothic series always sucked so let me reiterate, the idea of GOOD action RPG's was something we westerners couldn't do. I love the RPGs we make and Planescape Torment is one of my favourite video games all time. but games like TESand Gothic feel like trash to play

              do not kid yourself, Japan greatly improved it with Souls games, Monster Hunter and using shit like DMC, Ninja Gaiden and so on as examples. frick that new God of War too, cinemnatic TRASH.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gothic series always sucked
                Thank you for frontloading your post with confirmation that you are a moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go frick yourself and take your elder scrolls- lite with you. TES sucks too. Problem?

                piranhabytes were a shitty developer and should have died years ago. frick offf.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gothic
                > elder scrolls- lite
                It's like you're intentionally trying to outclass your moronation with each new post

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gay, gothic is trash. so is elex.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not schizo enough to understand what this image is meant to convey

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It means I actually play RPGs, and Gothic is trash.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It means I actually play RPGs
                Those are all like 'babby's first RPG rec' games bruv

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek, as opposed to? what super secret underground CRPGs are you playing, bro? I have icewind dale in a big box with a god tier manual that almost works as a DND ruleset.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what super secret underground CRPGs are you playing, bro?
                You're the guy trying to flex your credentials here, moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're right, baldur's gate 2 and 3, planescape torment and fallout 1 2 are traaaaaaaaaaaash, so enlighten me on good CRPGs bro.

                please. I'm fricking dying to hear it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, frick off you disingenuous homosexual. You made the utterly moronic claim that action RPGs were some sort of alien concept to Euro developers, when anyone with even a passing interest in the genre knows that's moronic and that Euro developers had been experimenting with combining action and RPG elements for decades. And all you have to say in response to these well-known titles being named is
                >uh-buh-buh but I played BG2 and Arcanum tho so actually that doesn't count!!!
                You are the biggest moron around

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >which it wasn't
                what the hell are you talking about?
                I have original release box on my shelf, you fraud
                the game was so bad on release, that even a friend of mine created a monkey patch to fix memory requirements that were thrown at last moment to help with loading times
                the only thing that you could even read it media were: bugs, sex cards, horrible loading times and every npc model looked the same, as there was no variety and thry only added extra models in ee edition
                game needed a whole overpatch to make it playable, which was combined in Enchanced Edition version

                you're so obviously a butthurt samegay, enjoy the euroslop, but stop talking to me, you consider Dark Messiah an RPG. you exposed yourself, moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >enjoy the euroslop,
                Anon, this is a thread about The Witcher.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shutup

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fricking moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                watch out anon next he's gonna accuse you of editing the pic lol
                meanwhile based chads like us have superior taste in RPGs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you have passive aggressive female mentality, and are yet to post an RPG better than BG2, BG3 and PST.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >, and are yet to post an RPG
                That's not even me lmao, I'm the Anon who you for some reason felt the need to show off your RPG list to and then demanded I start naming RPGs.
                I don't see why though, because it wouldn't change the fact that European devs had been making action RPGs for years before The Witcher.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i posted chroma squad, eye, dark messiah and enclave and all are infinitely superior to baldur's twat

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i posted a bunch of non-rpgs
                congrsats on having downs syndrome

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i posted a bunch of non-rpgs
                so what defines rpg then, homosexual? do you consider witcher to be an rpg? if so then all of those are rpgs as well

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you serious right now? If you consider those RPGs then you may as well consider modern Call of Duty an rpg.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you haven't answered my question Black person
                what defines an rpg?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                based on a tabletop rpg (even loosely), has customizable stats that affect your gear and what you're able to put on, has traditional TT classes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                as expected, you have no clue what you're talking about lmao. now kys while i continue to enjoy my rpg kino.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It means I actually play RPGs, and Gothic is trash.

                >it means i play rpgs
                >the most casual and common slop available
                lmao homosexual, this is what a real RPG player's list consists of, not your crap

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the only good RPG here is EYE, and it;'s arguable that it's an RPG in the first place. bards tale sucked, and Dark Messiah despite being a great game is NOT an RPG, it's probably the only might & magic game you have LMAO

                kys tryhard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gothic 1 and 2 are fricking amazing, like actual immersive properly done rpg
                the combat is jank by current year standards but if you can learn it then the two games are about the best rpg vidya out there

                TES are terrible in comparison

                gay, gothic is trash. so is elex.

                risen, elex and whatever else modern attempts at gothic are all trash

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gothic series always sucked so let me reiterate, the idea of GOOD action RPG's was something we westerners couldn't do. I love the RPGs we make and Planescape Torment is one of my favourite video games all time. but games like TESand Gothic feel like trash to play

              do not kid yourself, Japan greatly improved it with Souls games, Monster Hunter and using shit like DMC, Ninja Gaiden and so on as examples. frick that new God of War too, cinemnatic TRASH.

              also Dark Messiah is not a fricking RPG!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you have to remind me about my demon waifu. Now I need to replay that game again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's not undercooked it was just made on an engine not designed for what cdpr had in mind
          i'm amazed they got it to work the way it did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. The Witcher 1 gameplay was awful and boring and is a game only worth playing for the story. Witcher 2 and 3 are better in every way.

      now let me offer a daring synthesis of these opinions: witcher 1 was good at the time and is still good BECAUSE the gameplay is janky and the menus are innavigable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand, what's wrong with the menus? it's fairly typical of a mid 2000's european rpg

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It only took a few episodes of season 1 before I was done. Black Triss, Yen, Frinjila, to name a few. What a joke. The final straw was the Black person elf with a fro. Didn't bother watching further after that. Absolute garbage.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine spending time and money on this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true the feminist producers created those armors to look like a scrotum as a inside dig at the fans or was this just very bad design and a story made up after by anti-witcher show fans?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes. nilfgaard are le ebil empire so of course their amazing and beautiful armor from TW3 is extremely probablematic so they had to look like black wiener and balls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was a shit design and the power of autism believing anything they read online, if it was some epic feminist agenda to dab on the fans they wouldn't have spent money to make new armor for the second season, they would have doubled down.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This makes more sense. I didn't even notice they changed the armor in S2 tbh, just skipped through some episodes and your correct they gave them proper black/gold armor. It's still hard to imagine anyone could make that S1 armor and think it was a good idea though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        considering what publicly came out about the showrunners in the past few years, i honestly wouldn't be shocked if it were a true story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy they patched this into the game like anybody fricking wants that.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was pure fricking shit from the start
    I was losing my mind with how every normie praised season 1

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Witcher series had so much potential.
    no it didn't
    it was made by netflix danger haired women who care more about casting nonwhites than they care about story
    and it's not like the books are great either. the short stories are solid but the main saga is a slog

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this show could not have been worse even if it was on the CW, with Jensen ackles as geralt

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah we were robbed of proper henry kino, this seems to be the norm for israelitelywood these days

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They willfully made it bad too. They could have made something good but they chose do make it bad on purpose. Frick these b***hes.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like his studded leather gimp suit masquerading as armour

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should've been an anime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It already is and it sucks too you fricking weeb moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        American produced cartoons animated by dog-eaters aren't anime, anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zero difference, considering how much of "nippon cartoons" is being outsourced to Koreans too at this point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All anime is shit, regardless of the eye shape and degree of bugness of who created it

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the band dying one by one at Stygga

    Moments men are allowed to cry at. Especially Angouleme made me tear up.

    The only good the show gave us was The Song of the White Wolf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Angouleme
      My homie. Nobody even mentions her.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what if we v0-0s1rxgkvf8wa1
      what did you mean by this

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The English translation was done in haste and poorly to ride the hype around the game.davt

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lack of blacks in Avatar is straight up peculiar.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Cavill sucks at acting. Michael B. Can actually...

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The showrunner, casting director and writing room ruined this show. Shame, I kinda liked S1

    I liked Anya as Yen.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >specifically described in the book as the most majestic and beautiful creature anyone there ever witnessed
      How do you do fellow book readers?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anya is beautiful to me but yeah she wasn't the right fit for Yennefer

        man the show really fricking butchered this story, like all the others in S1 were a mixed bag in terms of execution but they went out of their way to frick this one in particular for some reason

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about the "Golden Dragon," not your poo actress.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dwarves are cast as literal midgets
      >gigachad paladin Eyck of Denesle that is equal to Geralt in monster hunting dies from being a complete moron and eating rotten flesh
      >Tea and Vea are not exotic and rare strangers from a land far away because half of Temeria is black anyway
      >the golden dragon looks like moronic chicken with gold pain thrown on it
      >its not even a real dragon, only has 2 legs
      this episode was beyond shit. actually insultingly bad

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix is desperate for some franchise they could milk, they lack the legacy franchises other channels have in their catalogues, so shitting the bad with Wither, that is not just the story, but a world you can milk with spin offs and all that is so stupid. Watch them go all in with Rebel Moon and yet again frick it up.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love barn owls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is this supposed to be?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get fricked.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not with that shitty cast.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves as literal midgets is the dumbest thing ever. Ever.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did it?
    the books suffer from some of the same issues of the show (like a unclear geography and worldbuilding)

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, it really didn't.

    >netflix
    >diverse writers room
    >black actors
    >female showrunner

    Plus all adaptations are shit. They always say they'll StAy TRuE tO tHe SoUrCE MatErIaL but they always change tons of shit for little to no good reason.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would've been amazing if the current world we live in wasn't shit

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched the witcher Should I?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The series is a shit-show. Read the books or play the games instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, ideally you read the books then play the games since the games are set after them
        /thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely not. ciri actress is cute and cavill as witcher is like a dream come true for many but the plot and cast diversity is utter trash. frick, honestly you'd even excuse all the Black folk, chinks and brownoids all over the place if the plot wasn't that shit. absolute lunacy

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad Blood Origin happened. Not even the most braindead normies could continue pretending that this writer team wasn't a catastrophic disaster after that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh, it's the same writers? didn't want to watch it after seeing the first couple of seconds from the trailer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lauren Hissrich is the showrunner for the main show (and I reckon the whole IP at Netflix), but her right hand man Declan DeBarra was the lead writer for BO, she was also promoting the shit out of it everywhere

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >story about oppressive space elves who conquered the universe, fricking with it so much that it ended up bringing creatures from different worlds onto one planet, and which will ultimately end the universe
    nah the premise is too moronic

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So did Star Wars prequels. So what.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice bait

      the only good RPG here is EYE, and it;'s arguable that it's an RPG in the first place. bards tale sucked, and Dark Messiah despite being a great game is NOT an RPG, it's probably the only might & magic game you have LMAO

      kys tryhard

      how to tell people you suck dicks without telling

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just...adapt thing faithfully
    Why is it so hard?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because that means you're making someone else's creation come to life instead of your own. that's a career death sentence.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we return to bashing Netflix please? I'm getting second hand cringe attacks here

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only had Sapkowski to blame for being eternally assmad the games were a huge success, eclipsing his books regardless of them making the series known worldwide.
    Not to mention declining the better offer when the devs gave him the opportunity for a % of profit.
    He just wanted money, Netflix had the money to give.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, first game was horrible and had horrible fanfic level plot
      after reading it, he didn't want to do anything with cd project

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there was also horrible movie adaptation and tv show with female witchers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically you have shit taste if you thought the first game was horrible

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to see some actual, serious, non-shit writers and showrunners adapt The Witcher 2's storyline from Letho's perspective

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iorveth's story is far more important considering that he disappeared in 3, and also the importance of elves in the Witcher universe. time travelling, dimension hopping space nazis.

      >, and are yet to post an RPG
      That's not even me lmao, I'm the Anon who you for some reason felt the need to show off your RPG list to and then demanded I start naming RPGs.
      I don't see why though, because it wouldn't change the fact that European devs had been making action RPGs for years before The Witcher.

      My bad, I most likely just wanted you to shut the frick up considering western fevs suck at combat in RPGs in a world where DMC-lite RPGs like Dragon's Dogma exist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >considering western devs suck at combat in RPG
        Oh.
        You're one of *those* people.
        The "muh grorious nippon souls-like" mongs who think the way to improve any game is just 'make it more like Dark Souls'.
        You really are moronic lel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, dark souls has it's own style and identity as an action rpg series. can you name a single western RPG with combat as good and in-depth as Dragons Dogma?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >can you name a single western RPG with combat as good and in-depth as Dragons Dogma?
            What does that have to do with the actual point of contention?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I said western rpg devs suck at combat, you disagreed so I'm challenging you to bring up western RPGs with good combat comparable to Dragon's Dogma. The Witcher 3 came close because CDPR even admitted they were trying to imitate Dark Souls.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >with good combat comparable to Dragon's Dogma.
                Why does 'good' need to be measured against DD? Especially when we're talking about the state of the genre some 5 years before DD released, and when the first Witcher was going for something very different in style to what DD was aiming for
                And that's all besides the fact that this is a game that's impossible to play, because any title I name you'll just dismiss offhand

                Are you serious right now? If you consider those RPGs then you may as well consider modern Call of Duty an rpg.

                >If you consider those RPGs
                We are specifically talking about *action* RPGs, not 'pure' RPGs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We are specifically talking about *action* RPGs, not 'pure' RPGs
                Good, then you have no argument. Bloodborne, Nioh 2, Dark Souls and Dragona's Dogma shit all over the rest. there's no competition.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >have no argument
                What 'argument' do you think you're having here?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't fricking know I'm drunk as hell

                as expected, you have no clue what you're talking about lmao. now kys while i continue to enjoy my rpg kino.

                define an RPG

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he thinks a role-playing videogame has to be based on a pen and paper rpg in order to qualify as an rpg, he has no clue what the frick he's going on about, not to mention his obvious weaboo fetish.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Iorveth's story is far more important
        it isn't
        besides that, following Letho would naturally involve Iorveth and the Scoia-tael anyway

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why this homie look like the shadow king from that legion show lmao

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With israelites, you lose

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TV writers are the most useless dysgenic hacks to ever exist along with diversity and inclusion policies. The tv writers can't cope having to work from source material by someone with 1000x more soul and skill than them. So they try to spin it their way or write their own story undermining this entire world.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feminism destroyed peak kino

    Season 1 was 10/10 despite book differences. It went downhill fast with season 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Season 1 was 10/10 despite book differences.
      Lmao
      >Mousesack dying for no reason and getting replaced by a doppler
      >Foltest is a sloppy fat frick
      >Aretuza students turned into eels
      >whatever the frick was going on with Fringilla and Cahir
      >Eyck, dwarves, a hundred other things

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