The words too frickin busy shouldnt be in a waitress vocabulary

The words “too frickin’ busy” shouldn’t be in a waitress’ vocabulary

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's right you know

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your tip, sweetheart.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a plate. Push the cup on the plate. Flip the cup over with the plate on top. Take the money. Clean the table. I'm a genius and no woman would have done that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The water would all spill out when you attempt to lift the cup to get it under the plate. No plate is going to be completely flat.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bottom side of the plate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      as an australian, if i ever went to america, id do this, but instead of money in the glass, a piece of paper that says 'NO TIP'

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you only exist to make Americans not look like total morons

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i exist to never tip homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i exist to never tip homosexual

        Damn, that's based.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get an empty bucket or large bowl
      >wipe ketchup up
      >slide glass over to edge of table
      >put bucket/bowl just below edge of table
      >slide glass over bucket, allowing water and money to fall
      Not that difficult

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The liquid in the glass is pure LSD too. How do you get around that one?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Drink the contents of the bucket.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That many hits of LSD would give you serious brain damage dude

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe you but I'm different

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How much acid have you done?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Citric acid, acetic acid, lactic acid, the list just goes on and on.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tipping is stupid but Mr.Pink is a bit of a c**t. He wants his coffee refilling 6 fricking times? In bong we don't even have waitresses, if you want a refill you get up and do it yourself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have any idea what you're talkin about

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I drank 6 cups of coffee in one sitting I'd probably have a heart attack

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In bong we don't even have waitresses, if you want a refill you get up and do it yourself.
      Do you exclusively dine at Weatherspoons or something?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shhh only Americans have shitass chains

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all, I drink in all kinds of establishments, even some pretty posh ones, and in those you don't get refills, you have to buy a whole new drink.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what a refill is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because American coffee is weak ass shit, 3 cups of their coffee = 1 cup of good coffee

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's my hero

    do you think he escaped with the loot, bros?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he got caught at the end when the cops arrived

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I owned a restaurant I'd hope it was. But I'd pay the waitstaff so tips are a quaint addition to their income, not necessary to survival.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Americans were bad but then I found out Canadians are just as militant about tipping DESPITE the fact all their service workers get paid normal, unreduced minimum wages (significantly better than American wages and perfectly adequate for living off, they will keenly inform you).
    Canadians... wtf are you tipping them for? Why aren't you tipping every random that gets paid minimum wage?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canada is the training ground of the Illuminati takeover

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody ever tip a christtip?

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