Get a plate. Push the cup on the plate. Flip the cup over with the plate on top. Take the money. Clean the table. I'm a genius and no woman would have done that
>get an empty bucket or large bowl >wipe ketchup up >slide glass over to edge of table >put bucket/bowl just below edge of table >slide glass over bucket, allowing water and money to fall
Not that difficult
Tipping is stupid but Mr.Pink is a bit of a c**t. He wants his coffee refilling 6 fricking times? In bong we don't even have waitresses, if you want a refill you get up and do it yourself.
I thought Americans were bad but then I found out Canadians are just as militant about tipping DESPITE the fact all their service workers get paid normal, unreduced minimum wages (significantly better than American wages and perfectly adequate for living off, they will keenly inform you).
Canadians... wtf are you tipping them for? Why aren't you tipping every random that gets paid minimum wage?
He's right you know
Here's your tip, sweetheart.
Get a plate. Push the cup on the plate. Flip the cup over with the plate on top. Take the money. Clean the table. I'm a genius and no woman would have done that
The water would all spill out when you attempt to lift the cup to get it under the plate. No plate is going to be completely flat.
Bottom side of the plate
as an australian, if i ever went to america, id do this, but instead of money in the glass, a piece of paper that says 'NO TIP'
you only exist to make Americans not look like total morons
i exist to never tip homosexual
Damn, that's based.
>get an empty bucket or large bowl
>wipe ketchup up
>slide glass over to edge of table
>put bucket/bowl just below edge of table
>slide glass over bucket, allowing water and money to fall
Not that difficult
The liquid in the glass is pure LSD too. How do you get around that one?
Drink the contents of the bucket.
That many hits of LSD would give you serious brain damage dude
Maybe you but I'm different
How much acid have you done?
Citric acid, acetic acid, lactic acid, the list just goes on and on.
Tipping is stupid but Mr.Pink is a bit of a c**t. He wants his coffee refilling 6 fricking times? In bong we don't even have waitresses, if you want a refill you get up and do it yourself.
you don't have any idea what you're talkin about
If I drank 6 cups of coffee in one sitting I'd probably have a heart attack
>In bong we don't even have waitresses, if you want a refill you get up and do it yourself.
Do you exclusively dine at Weatherspoons or something?
shhh only Americans have shitass chains
Not at all, I drink in all kinds of establishments, even some pretty posh ones, and in those you don't get refills, you have to buy a whole new drink.
That's what a refill is.
It's because American coffee is weak ass shit, 3 cups of their coffee = 1 cup of good coffee
he's my hero
do you think he escaped with the loot, bros?
No, he got caught at the end when the cops arrived
If I owned a restaurant I'd hope it was. But I'd pay the waitstaff so tips are a quaint addition to their income, not necessary to survival.
I thought Americans were bad but then I found out Canadians are just as militant about tipping DESPITE the fact all their service workers get paid normal, unreduced minimum wages (significantly better than American wages and perfectly adequate for living off, they will keenly inform you).
Canadians... wtf are you tipping them for? Why aren't you tipping every random that gets paid minimum wage?
Canada is the training ground of the Illuminati takeover
Anybody ever tip a christtip?