This
Deep jungles hold no ancient cities eith cursed temples
Forests have no more beasts
Mountaintops have no secrets and the dunes have no more treasured tombs
There is no longer an X to mark the spot and there are no more Dragons
Born too early to explore the galaxy
Born too late to explore the world
Born just in time to watch a troony flash it's dick at an innocent child in a pride parade
you aren't wrong, but what purpose can you find there. Can you live a fulfilling life being a grimy hood homie? At least pirates have open seas and tropical ports.
There are still a rare few undiscovered tribes in the Amazon, I think? And the Sentinel Island tribe, if they still exist. That said, even then we can get aerial/satellite imagery of anything “undiscovered” so it isn’t really undiscovered any more anyway.
We need to get back to serious space frontier pushing.
>Tfw even Antarctica is no longer a frontier; ships regularly drop supplies there and the South Pole has established research stations and shit >GPS now maps every corner of the globe >Modern communications reach every corner of the planet >Everywhere on earth you'll find modern clothes, modern goods, even Amazonian tribes are getting shit like stickyless pans and Nike shoes now
I don't know if it was intentional or not, but POTC really hits with this theme, as you see Jack finding EITC goods even in the cannibal island and the death of the Kraken signaling the disappearance of magic from the world.
Space is our only hope brehs, and the laws of physics cuck us out of it anyway fuug
We can see them easily, unfortunately. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncontacted_peoples
There are laws against contacting them, but they still have “interaction” in one sense or another because of observation, or just seeing planes fly overhead, drone photography, and other shit from the “strange sky outsiders”.
But the molecules that that tree contains already existed in the world. Excluding energy which is constantly being added to the world, there's always the exact same amount of stuff in the world
most of the world is still empty, believe it or not european countries are overpopulated while most third world shitholes barely have any people even tho they have a shit ton of kids, just so happen than instead of growing their countries they migrate to the already overpopulated first world, most of these countries are also lawless, nothing is stopping you from becoming a mercenary
everytime davey jones is on the screen
that shit is burned into my brain because hes so fricking awesome, i cant remember 3 but wasnt calypso his wife or something
They still pale in comparison to the first film which is essentially flawless.
Just how fun seeing the first movies as a kid was. I remember nothing about the 2nd one and never bothered watching after it was such a disappointment.
Absolutely filtered. 2 and 3 are kino as well. Frick the endless dick sucking for the first movie.
The third movie plot is kinda whack, but I still love it for the drama and excuse to have a maelstrom ship battle. Plus Hans Zimmer's overly dramatic soundtrack fits well.
I am also super nostalgic about it all cause I first saw it when I was 11 at the theaters and it felt like the end to a big adventure, I'm a sucker for these grand finales.
1,2 and 3 are kino and are arguably the best content disney has produced since the old cartoons
4 and 5 are mediocre as shit but still kind of entertaining and better than 99% of movies being made today
This is one of the few series I didn’t mind that they kept bringing back characters from the dead and movie 1-4 are all connected story wise
5 ruins it for me with the way they ret-coned how Jack became a captain (Davey Jones raised a ship from the depths and gave it to Jack to have) and how he got the compass (Calypso).
Just how fun seeing the first movies as a kid was. I remember nothing about the 2nd one and never bothered watching after it was such a disappointment.
They OG triliogy is basically like the Halo games: >1 is the overall best from start to end >2 has the highest highs but the lowest lows >3 is basically just fan service the entire time just wrapping up everything >4 and beyond are shit.
>What will you remember about the PotC series?
Great characters, especially Jack, Barbarossa, Lord Beckett and Davy Jones.
They successfully grasped at my childhood infatuation with learning about foreign lands, mythology and history. The ambience and general feel of the first 3 films has an almost mystical aura to it. They're the only films I can watch endlessly without betting bored.
Pajeets, sure, they're bitter fricks despite still using the infrastructure the Brits handed to them, but why would hispanics hate the Brits?
Seriously though, I was forced to go to india for 2 months as part of my job, and if you can get past the smell, which is admittedly a massive obstacle, it's a trainspotter's dream. They still use steam engines from like, 1900 as regular trains. If it wasn't pathetic it'd almost be impressive they got them to last that long
At Worlds End. The scene where they free the goddess Calypso from her human bonds and she starts growing and swelling and bursting from the ropes that they tied her to the mast with. When I saw this shit in theaters as a kid my growth fetish was already fully established and my erection damn near ripped through my fricking jeans watching this shit at AMC. was so crazy to me to see growth in a big summer block buster event movie like this.
Captain Jack Sparrow commandeering things. >You better start believing in ghost stories, you're in one
The fat guy and the skinny guy with the glass eye being silly.
Davy Jones.
The sword fight between Captain Jack and Will Turner.
The grand finale with the two pirate ships in the whirlpool.
How comfy the first two were and the stunning potential a supernatural gunpowder era pirate setting has. Unfortunately we're never going to get pirate kino ever again because studios hyper focused on Depp and CGI has killed the comfy aspect of the setting.
>"da da da dada da dada da da" >"And really bad eggs" >"Drink up me hearties Yo Ho"
Closes the compass and it smash cuts to the main theme. It still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. One of my favorite films.
The second one is good. The rest are increasingly bad, but I'm sure there are parts of them worth watching. IIRC, you can watch 1 to 3 and stop because that concludes the original story for the most part. There are like five movies, but the last two are shit I think.
The Sparrow character starts feeling too formulaic after the first three. Really this happens after the first film but eventually it’s just too distracting.
>ironing board with a face
yes >you will never have a tomboy pirate gf who is literally indistinguishable from one of the boys except for the lack of facial hair, the coochie, and that you are fricking
>You'll never put her in pillory stocks, lather her feet in honey and have a couple of goats lick her soles to tickle her mercilessly, while she laughs hysterically and curses you for daring to do this to her, asking if you know who you are
Not really, I didn't really care too much for 4 overall but Ian McShane is excellent as always and the Spanish, while only in the movie for like five minutes, were so memorable. based and KINO. 5 is just completely forgettable except for the main chick's booba.
>5
I had to watch 4 at some team bonding thing in college and assumed they dropped it there because it didn't have any of the original cast except Depp.
>survives fighting the undead in 1 >survives the political machinations of 2 and 3 >survives Becketts flagship blowing up in 3 >gets insta gunned down by the homosexual spanish in 4
I appreciate that they keep bringing in these bits/side characters in every installments. But yeah, it's such a shame how they just kill him like that. He should have been the new Norrington by now, hunting down Barbossa and Jack.
>homosexual spanish
The Spanish were the best part thing in 4.
The Spanish were completely irrelevant by the time these movies take place. Strange that they were portrayed as a significant threat in the fourth movie
>The Spanish were completely irrelevant by the time these movies take place. Strange that they were portrayed as a significant threat in the fourth movie
There are undead zombies in the first movie and a squid guy in the second movie
>by all means nothing more than a side character to the heroes >launched into legend alongside all the other greats by the one who killed him
I kind of like it in a way. Not everyone deserves or gets their epic slow mo death and last words.
Could be worse. I literally daydream about having a one bedroom in the country where I can wake up at 9am and fry bacon in silence every morning. All of which are completely unattainable to me.
>you will never be press-ganged into the Royal Navy after drinking a few pint with the wrong guy >you will never spend months at sea underdeck in sweltering foul air, subsisting on stale water and wormy crackers
VGH...
This meme feels very IRC-era to me. Like, 2006 and shit. I miss those days. Chilling on Freenode with your internet friends. I never did get a decent quote on bash.org. Sad about that.
2 and 3 are a well constructed story and world building, despite the bloat of the final fight where the pearl vs dutchman is awesome and every other crew + Calypso are useless. The double villain trope with Beckett and Davy Jones is great, and Keira is the hottest woman ever created.
4 is kind of good, but it has the fatal flaw of a pirate movie taking place entirely on land. Also a big shot such as Blackbeard shouldn't be a whiny coward. Penelope Cruz is the only woman who can rival Keira's perfection, kudos.
5 is bad, hard carried exclusively by Salazar. Jack and Barbossa are non-characters, because they need to wank the new young generation i.e. dumb as a brick Turner Jr and strong infallible insufferable c**t woman Barbossa Jr who needs no man. Will Turner is MIA because budget, although a battle between cursed ships would have been great.
>Spanish appear at the fountain >”There is but one source of life eternal, and it is not these pagan waters.” >immediately destroy temple >refuse to elaborate >leave
They were the secret good guys of the movie the whole time.
Rewatched the 4th one not too long ago, didn't think it was as bad as everyone said it was. Feel like a lot of the criticism is simply just social parroting of someone saying it was really bad when it wasn't. If it was released today, I think it would get higher ratings
Who wouldn't want to watch a man's marriage disintegrate while his brother in law gets custody of his son so that he can be raised in a ascetic doomer cult.
>arrives at the confrontation between Jack and Barbossa's crew vs Black Beard's >takes the magical chalice for himself >call's it pagan shit and tells everyone that only God can grant eternal life >destroy the chalice and fricks off
Literally the only good scene in the movie
It wasn't exactly eternal life, just stolen from the donor.
In furtherance of the Spanish Intervention:
If only God can grant eternal life then there is no need to destroy the pagan shit, right?
On the other hand, if only God can grant eternal life and since the 'pagan shit' IS granting eternal life then it is by God's will.
Correction: one of *two* good scenes in the movie. The other being:
>sir, the men! >they be dead already >they don't sound dead >is that so? I hear nothin' but seagulls nesting >what is it that you hear? >seagulls ... nesting
Unironically Jack Sparrow ruined this franchise. He was good for one film but his gimmick gets old.
Should've just been a literal series about Pirates of the Carribean, instead of homosexual Indiana Jones. Davy Jones should've been a main protagonist.
I got real sick of [hey you liked this in the first movie so here it is again but less funny] Not to mention the whole trying to make it seem Jack was gonna cuck Legolas.
>fourth one haters
It's good, just different. All the Spanish bits, London, missionary and mermaid cute love plot, McShane is always kino. The island stuff drags on a bit but it's not somehow completely terrible.
Fifth is complete shit with no redeeming qualities. Except Jagg Sbaro memes.
Genuinely a kino line. There's a real tragedy to the modern world and its lack of true frontiers.
Places like the DR Congo or Chad Republic are basically the only ones left
>TFW we will never have Europeans heads of state lead in battle again
I consider Napoleon's downfall to be the true end to the age of Heroes and that grand sense of adventure, that man could truly ascend to mythical heights and that the world was not yet all mapped out.
The 19th century onwards truly is the closure of the frontiers.
>Tfw even Antarctica is no longer a frontier; ships regularly drop supplies there and the South Pole has established research stations and shit >GPS now maps every corner of the globe >Modern communications reach every corner of the planet >Everywhere on earth you'll find modern clothes, modern goods, even Amazonian tribes are getting shit like stickyless pans and Nike shoes now
I don't know if it was intentional or not, but POTC really hits with this theme, as you see Jack finding EITC goods even in the cannibal island and the death of the Kraken signaling the disappearance of magic from the world.
Space is our only hope brehs, and the laws of physics cuck us out of it anyway fuug
There are still a rare few undiscovered tribes in the Amazon, I think? And the Sentinel island tribe, if they still exist. That said, even then we can get aerial/satellite imagery of anything “undiscovered” so it isn’t really undiscovered any more anyway.
We need to get back to serious space frontier pushing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So? What can they teach you? How to wipe your ass with a big leaf?
There's no getting into a boat without having the slightest fricking clue as to what you'll find, but going there anyway. There's no discovering new land and revealing what all it has. The age of sail was the age of discovery. The only new age of discovery tob e had is in space, and that's not gonna happen thanks to certain folk pissing away our future by spending it on their mass-producing poverty-babies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>We need to get back to serious space frontier pushing
No can do chief, we've got Africans to babysit and Israeli settlements to fund
Take the shizopill and journey into the infinite realm of the dreamworld.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This type of mysticism is definitely the best backup option. This way your mind escapes to new frontiers. The same thing happens when you watch films, or think things through, or read books.
>
Is there another movie that captures the sense of adventure so well?
I guess Indiana Jones does as well to a degree but its not the same
2 years ago
Anonymous
The Mummy. (Brendan Fraser)
2 years ago
Anonymous
It does but the other two fall short to that.
The world is wearing out like old clothes.
As anon said age of exploration/adventure and the age of heroes is long gone and we have since entered a era of staleness and stillness
2 years ago
Anonymous
>age of exploration/adventure and the age of heroes is long gone and we have since entered a era of staleness and stillness
Can someone explain this phenomenon? Why does life seem so boring to me? Do I need to start a business or something to make life feel meaninfgul?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Unironically a shift in the mindset of society.
Going from Empiricism to Rationalism, losing religion, the mass belief in science and the rise of skepticism, nihilism, etc.
You can no longer believe in the fantastical and there's no point going to look for it because it "doesn't exist". So just sit in your bedroom and do nothing until you need to work your wagie job for 50 hours a week 🙂
2 years ago
Anonymous
even the age of space frontier (NASA) is gone. No, Tesla does not count.
>and the laws of physics cuck us out of it anyway fuug
Okay but physics is basically magic now since we're three dimensional monkeys trying to poke at shapes we cannot ever perceive without glorious math cucking US.
There are still a rare few undiscovered tribes in the Amazon, I think? And the Sentinel island tribe, if they still exist. That said, even then we can get aerial/satellite imagery of anything “undiscovered” so it isn’t really undiscovered any more anyway.
We need to get back to serious space frontier pushing.
Reading stories about the Napoleonic war fills me with both Awe at the sheer balls on people like napoleon and Wellington, for going into battle like everyone else, and depresses the shit out of me when you see 13 year olds getting their limbs blown off by shrapnel and knowing they have to live as beggars for the rest of their life
People sleep on At World's End like nobody's business lol. Based Verbinski luring in the masses with pirate shenanigans and then putting this level of kino shitting all over the Br*tish empire.
She was such a godo actress and hottie. Then she decided she was too fat, and neede to get back under 100 pounds.
She never stopped being a good actress, but she's typecast in historical drama and romance schlock. It's a bummer because she was really into the swordfights (even butthurt that she never got to do it in Pirates 1). If she gained some weight and put on a little muscle she could be an action star.
>People sleep on At World's End like nobody's business
It's definitely my favorite of the bunch. Has this intangible, exciting feeling for me, it's peak action adventure blockbuster kino and all things considered the last of its kind currently.
The only shit part is the way Beckett's fleet and all the pirates all hang back and let the Black Pearl and Beckett's ship fight it out solo. That's stupid. I was expecting a big melee-ship battle. We didn't get that.
Main thing that I didn't like about At World's End was the disappointment of the Kalypso reveal. I was expecting her god form to be more spectacular, but she just got bigger.
>I was expecting her god form to be more spectacular, but she just got bigger.
She ''is'' the sea, so she doesn't really have a form. Dissolving into crabs was cool but yeah they could have done a more inventive effect.
It's so sincere too, feels similar to Lord of the Rings.
It also does the same thing of uniting the people of the world to fight the greatest evil (Br*ts).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKSZtp_OGHY
Pirates 3 might not be the best movie, but it's the best trailer of all time. Maximum hype.
Pirates 2 had one of the most hype endings, with Geoffrey Rush suddenly being back.
>Pirates 2 had one of the most hype endings, with Geoffrey Rush suddenly being back.
True. Seeing him strut down those stairs and laugh with an apple and his monke was kino.
It's got too many prominent issues in it. The romance takes too much screentime and isn't that much fun. Some of the mythology takes a very boring turn like Kalypso.
I rewatched this movie recently and I think it didn't deserve to flop but I can see why it did. A solid 7/10 kids movie that becomes an 8 if you judge it by 2022 standards
Reminder these were directed by Gore Verbinksi who also directed Rango and The Ring.
Reminder he has had a great filmography but his career ended after A Cure For Wellness bombed.
Reminder JJ Abrams still gets work.
I liked 4 because Mr. Gibbs and the other crew of the Pearl were actual characters with their own agenda and agency. In 5 they’re all literal moron cartoon characters.
>"I'm curious; after killing me, what is it you were planning on doing next?"
Barbossa is one of the rarest great tweener villians Disney ever did, evil enough to justify his first death but so well performed by Rush that they had to bring him back to life for subsequent films. That scene has him holding a bloody knife and his eyes are yellow awnd psychotic. And the revelation of him being alive at the end of the second movie with his cameo of him chewing on that apple as it dribbles down his face cackling the whole time as the Jack the monkey hisses at you? Absolute kino. He owned that damn role, same as he did the one in Quills and the Elizabeth movies.
I distinctly remember the day I went. It was at the end of 9th grade and we were going with friends after exams. However, because one of us was pussywhipped by pussy he was never gonna get, we had to stop by the bus stop for one girl's mom to come and pick her up, since one of us had the hots for her and he was being a good knight. We waited for the mom to pick her up, then went to the shopping mall where the cinema was. HOWEVER, the problem was that while waiting the biggest fricking rainstorm of my life started. Torrents and torrents of water. No umbrellas, none, the weather was great before. We're talking such rain that at some point, there was an inclined road with a river coming down on it and I just walked through the river, around ankle length, a bit more, because it wouldn't make me any more wet, I was already soaked. So soaked my feet got dyed purple/dark blue because the socks got so wet that color came off them.
And that fricking homosexual never made a move on her.
Barbossa should have stayed dead tbh. His death in P1 is so perfectly done, and he worked best for me as an antagonist. It doesn't ruin the other films, but I always thought he deserved to only be in the first flick. He, along with everyone else, just got worse as the films went on.
>wanting less geoffrey rush in these movies
I mean you are completely right, narratively it makes much more since for him to die in 1, but he is so god damn fun to see on screen I'm honestly sad he died again in 5
Probably just because I've been watching the sopranos, where they eat in every other scene, but what do pirates actually do for food if they're at sea for weeks or months at a time sailing round?
Like they went to china in the third movie, how did they pack enough food for everyone in the black pearl? For one I can't imagine Jack being sober enough to plan that far ahead, but did they just stop at every port on the way to pick up fresh food and water or were they sailing constantly and just surviving on barrels of hardtack? If so, I can't imagine Elizabeth, being a spoiled rich girl would put up with that either
Are ships just much bigger than I'm actually imagining or was food preservation actually better than I thought back then? I know ships obviously did actually sail that far IRL but mostly wasn't everyone dying of scurvy until the brits figured out you need a lime occasionally to not have your teeth fall out?
Yeah I guess, makes sense. His job is essentially being Jack's tard wrangler
You eat salted pork, biscuits drink lemon juice and weak alcohol or tea/coffee. Maybe the ship has some livestock around.
>Salt pork
I kind of want to try it but I don't think I've ever seen it in any kind of store, even a butchers. I'm guessing I could probably make my own.
Is that why everyone was drunk constantly, to get over the monotony?
>the post where anon figures out they like the 25 filler episords of anime where they do nothing but have hijinks while collecting food for their trip
I haven't actually watched much anime but if there's actual logistics involved in some of them I guess that's cool. I assumed they just ignored it and food materialized whenever they needed it like in pokemon.
Any anime recommendations? I'm looking for a new show to watch anyway
>anime
I'm going to recommend to you Grimgar. It isn't logistics or anything but is a better take on the Iseki trend. They start out at level 0 instead of being OP.
They (anime in general) do ignore food like in POTC because there's only so much time. Sometimes you'll see them do a hijinks episode because the author had a funny idea but usually it's left out because you, usually, just want to do important parts and leave out anything that isn't directly tied in to the story or otherwise really entertaining.
Animated by Trigger. (I know, ER isn't the best example but it's on-hand.)
2 years ago
Anonymous
Madhouse mayhaps?
Norio Wakamoto for Davy Jones
Nakata Joji for Barbossa.
Nana Mizuki for Elizabeth (the Cross ange acting, from abused bishoujo princess, to kickass tomboy)
Aizen's voice actor for the "the immaterial has become immaterial" guy.
Some twerpy, Kirotoesque va for William, who cares.
And for jack, maybe the guy playing Archer in fate and Eraser in mha? Jack is the hardest one, he's very closely tied with Johnny.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>madhouse
Nary another studio was in mind for ER. >hitting me with all these VAs
I'm not that much into VAs because I like not knowing what they look like (helps keep me immersed). I do like thinking about a deck to deck fight animated by Trigger, though. Oh my...
>I only vaguely know about the idea of isekai
you should keep it that way
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm assuming it's probably overdone by now then?
"Normal guy goes into video game world" does sound like it could get done to death
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah there are countless ones, its starting to die down a little but at one point there were 5 or more a season
2 years ago
Anonymous
I guess there's an appeal to being sent to a generic fantasy world. I mean, not really, most people would start crying after three days of hard labour in a field with lice ridden clothes, but that part is most likely ignored I imagine
Isekai isn't that bad. There were a few gems like Reincarnated as a Slime, Rising of the Shield Hero, and Overlord that everyone copies now. They're heavy otaku tropey stuff so you might not like them if you're a serious person. I still would recommend Grimgar. It is also kinda comfy.
You should watch some older stuff if you want real kino. Try Blood: The Last Vampire ova. It's perfect for October and is one of my favorites because the animation and "mystery box." The other "Blood: The Last Vampire" stuff sucks really bad, though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I heard overlord was pretty good from my weeb friend, though he normally watches stuff about schoolgirls and slice of life stuff. I'll give that a try after watching Grimgar like you recommend.
Speaking of older stuff, I heard there was a new version of Legend of the galactic heroes. I loved that when I was a teenager, is the new one worth watching or is it just the same thing but with "newer" animation?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>LotGH
No idea.
I feel like isekai that play everything straight are a bit weird or silly after Konosuba took a chainsaw to the genre and mocked or otherwise made a joke out of the various notions involved.
I get Princess Connect ReDive and Konosuba mixed up all the time. They're both wholesome.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I feel like isekai that play everything straight are a bit weird or silly after Konosuba took a chainsaw to the genre and mocked or otherwise made a joke out of the various notions involved.
piratekino is kino because pirates were the last (succesful) rebels to globohomo. we grow up in a world a hundred times worse what pirates tried to escape and for us its the norm.
>3 had a perfect ending
agreed 100%. Jack was on his next adventure, Barbossa had the Pearl and the crew, only Elizabeth and Will were doomed lovers which killed my heart but was a kino ending for sure
1 is a classic. One of the greatest adventure films ever made.
2 and 3 are great. Fit together with 1 into a nice trilogy. Nice additions like Davy Jones and Beckett. Final battle in 3 is kino.
4 is okay. Not great, not terrible.
5 is garbage. The script feels like it was written by an AI that analysed the previous 4 movies.
>4 is okay. Not great, not terrible.
4 is fine if you go into it seeing it as a spinoff adventure, as a continuation of the trilogy it's bad. I didn't know this until I rewatched it some time ago but the fountain of youth was shown on the map at the end of the 3rd film as being Jack's heading. If it had ended like that, with the audience knowing Jack is just on another adventure, it would have been fine as well imo, especially looking at what we got with 4 and 5
>strange eldritch happenings and supernatural plane of existence >pirate mythology >singapore >brethren court >mix of characters each with their own motivations and schemes >perfect ending
At World's End I really consider the perfect adventure film
so much soul of these films was in the side characters. One of the things I notice about most recent films is that the characters on screen and with dialogue are 99.9% main characters (think of marvel), meanwhile in POTC so many great lines are from side characters like Pintel and Ragetti and Gibbs. Another example that comes to me is the Last Samurai where, perhaps not many lines, but a lot of shots are just of the samurai and soldiers, not of the main characters
The world is the same size there is just less in it
Feels bad man
Plenty of lawless frontiers left in the world, all you need is enough for a plane ticket, a rifle, and a secure case to fly your gear out.
It's not about the lawlessness.
It's about adventure. Now there is very little to adventure after.
This
Deep jungles hold no ancient cities eith cursed temples
Forests have no more beasts
Mountaintops have no secrets and the dunes have no more treasured tombs
There is no longer an X to mark the spot and there are no more Dragons
The world is wearing out like old clothes.
>There is no longer an X to mark the spot and there are no more Dragons
Deep-sea exploration is a thing and there are plenty of dragons down there.
Born too early to explore the galaxy
Born too late to explore the world
Born just in time to watch a troony flash it's dick at an innocent child in a pride parade
Ok, name one moron.
Chicago
you aren't wrong, but what purpose can you find there. Can you live a fulfilling life being a grimy hood homie? At least pirates have open seas and tropical ports.
That one island near India with literal cavemen that kill anyone that comes close.
We can see them easily, unfortunately.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncontacted_peoples
There are laws against contacting them, but they still have “interaction” in one sense or another because of observation, or just seeing planes fly overhead, drone photography, and other shit from the “strange sky outsiders”.
Carpet-bomb them, and put in a Starbucks
Hold on, you start with a seed. That grows into a tree. The world's got more stuff in it.
It’s literally from the dialogue in movie #3 you brainlet. And it describes how I feel about the world as I’ve gotten older
The tree was already part of the world
It’s not referring to physical stuff anon, you simply don’t get it
90% sure that's a reference to some dumbass podcast
But the molecules that that tree contains already existed in the world. Excluding energy which is constantly being added to the world, there's always the exact same amount of stuff in the world
I don't get it
I know
>Jack just has to get the last word.
Bitch, that is what Barbossa meant.
most of the world is still empty, believe it or not european countries are overpopulated while most third world shitholes barely have any people even tho they have a shit ton of kids, just so happen than instead of growing their countries they migrate to the already overpopulated first world, most of these countries are also lawless, nothing is stopping you from becoming a mercenary
Now that the dust has settled. What will you remember about the PotC series?
everytime davey jones is on the screen
that shit is burned into my brain because hes so fricking awesome, i cant remember 3 but wasnt calypso his wife or something
Never worked for me as a kid. Found him extremly overexaggerated as a powerful villain
NJACK SPARRA
Yeah Caly was his ex
They nerfed Davy so hard in the 3rd though
that the first one is easily one of the best action adventure movies ever made and every other sequel was a gigantic piece of shit. RIP: In peace
2 and 3 gave us Davey Kino.
They still pale in comparison to the first film which is essentially flawless.
Absolutely filtered. 2 and 3 are kino as well. Frick the endless dick sucking for the first movie.
Based though to be fair the second was the least good out of the first three. Haven't bothered with the rest because the story ends with the third.
The third movie plot is kinda whack, but I still love it for the drama and excuse to have a maelstrom ship battle. Plus Hans Zimmer's overly dramatic soundtrack fits well.
I am also super nostalgic about it all cause I first saw it when I was 11 at the theaters and it felt like the end to a big adventure, I'm a sucker for these grand finales.
>RIP: In peace
It's cheeky internet speak. Like saying: "You are an moron."
We know it's incorrect but is a nod to the culture. Also, stfu newbie.
1,2 and 3 are kino and are arguably the best content disney has produced since the old cartoons
4 and 5 are mediocre as shit but still kind of entertaining and better than 99% of movies being made today
This is one of the few series I didn’t mind that they kept bringing back characters from the dead and movie 1-4 are all connected story wise
5 ruins it for me with the way they ret-coned how Jack became a captain (Davey Jones raised a ship from the depths and gave it to Jack to have) and how he got the compass (Calypso).
Just how fun seeing the first movies as a kid was. I remember nothing about the 2nd one and never bothered watching after it was such a disappointment.
They OG triliogy is basically like the Halo games:
>1 is the overall best from start to end
>2 has the highest highs but the lowest lows
>3 is basically just fan service the entire time just wrapping up everything
>4 and beyond are shit.
What is the Halo: Reach of Pirates of the Caribbean movies?
No Reach
But POTC4 is ODST
>still feels like a POTC movie but also feels kind of off and cheap
>has the best soundtrack
Keira Knightley in a wet dress
god they made her attractive as hell in those wet undergarments despite being literally skin and bone
She was such a godo actress and hottie. Then she decided she was too fat, and neede to get back under 100 pounds.
>What will you remember about the PotC series?
Great characters, especially Jack, Barbarossa, Lord Beckett and Davy Jones.
They successfully grasped at my childhood infatuation with learning about foreign lands, mythology and history. The ambience and general feel of the first 3 films has an almost mystical aura to it. They're the only films I can watch endlessly without betting bored.
Yaaaaag
This was absolute kino. We need more trilogy conclusion kino.
That the Anglos are the biggest menace the world has even see
r and n are nowhere close to even consider this post to be a typo
are you a bot or an ESL and why have you things littered this shithole at a noticeably increasing rate as of late
Every time I see an anti-anglo post in an unrelated thread I assume it's a pajeet or spic
Pajeets, sure, they're bitter fricks despite still using the infrastructure the Brits handed to them, but why would hispanics hate the Brits?
Seriously though, I was forced to go to india for 2 months as part of my job, and if you can get past the smell, which is admittedly a massive obstacle, it's a trainspotter's dream. They still use steam engines from like, 1900 as regular trains. If it wasn't pathetic it'd almost be impressive they got them to last that long
9/10 times its a self-hating mutt with 50%+ anglo genes
>t. Rajesh
At Worlds End. The scene where they free the goddess Calypso from her human bonds and she starts growing and swelling and bursting from the ropes that they tied her to the mast with. When I saw this shit in theaters as a kid my growth fetish was already fully established and my erection damn near ripped through my fricking jeans watching this shit at AMC. was so crazy to me to see growth in a big summer block buster event movie like this.
https://youtu.be/XQkPIbb7PMo
My childhood and, although not the best, probably the most rewatchable trilogy series of all time.
Wanting to fricking keira knightly
That one time they tried to do what AC Black Flag/Rouge perfected before those games came out but Disney canned it
Everything. I remember everything.
That Verbinski is a hidden gem of a director.
Imagining how bad Keira's pussy must smell after a month at sea
Gag
HOIST THE COLOURS
The Interceptor's hull slamming into the waves in time with Verbinski's heavenly score
The ship is ours, gentlemen
Captain Jack Sparrow commandeering things.
>You better start believing in ghost stories, you're in one
The fat guy and the skinny guy with the glass eye being silly.
Davy Jones.
The sword fight between Captain Jack and Will Turner.
The grand finale with the two pirate ships in the whirlpool.
Pirate shenannigans?
How comfy the first two were and the stunning potential a supernatural gunpowder era pirate setting has. Unfortunately we're never going to get pirate kino ever again because studios hyper focused on Depp and CGI has killed the comfy aspect of the setting.
Kino just amazing kino, the OG trilogy and the main theme is timeless.
This scene was so bad ass.
>I can set you free, mate!
>My freedom was forfeit long ago!
Pure kino.
YAG ESBARRRO
The trilogy was fun
The rest i dont remember or care about
>"but you have heard of me"
I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt. And guess whats inside it.
My favorite trilogy of all time and two ok films. Some of my favorite special effects and music in all of film too.
I made my parents watch it eight times in theatres when I was 12. Thanks mom and dad.
fun kino
also the cameos from mccartney and richards were great, but if anyone deserved to be a fun pirate it was ringo starr
>"da da da dada da dada da da"
>"And really bad eggs"
>"Drink up me hearties Yo Ho"
Closes the compass and it smash cuts to the main theme. It still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. One of my favorite films.
2 and 3's grander narrative is by far my favourite part of the franchise
>Do you fear death?
The first scene. It just sets the kind of spontaneity that you can expect from Jack during the whole saga. And you still get much more than this.
Barbosa. what a great damn character.
I remember people cheering when he showed up at the end of Pirates 2.
Comfy as frick.
Elizabeth, Turner and ofcourse Jack Sparrow
Barbossa
Davy Jones
Blackbeard
Skeleton pirates
Fish pirates
The Kraken
the soundtrack
Barbossa was incredibly based
He was
I’ve only seen the first one. Probably get a free trial of Disney+ at some point to watch the rest
The second one is good. The rest are increasingly bad, but I'm sure there are parts of them worth watching. IIRC, you can watch 1 to 3 and stop because that concludes the original story for the most part. There are like five movies, but the last two are shit I think.
The Sparrow character starts feeling too formulaic after the first three. Really this happens after the first film but eventually it’s just too distracting.
God, tan tomboy Elizabeth was the absolute best
In the first movie she was only 16-17 for almost all of the filming.
>I'm making your dick hard even though I'm an ironing board with a face, aren't I anon?
i mean your face has a hole dunnit
as if youd risk sticking your dick past those teeth.
can't unsee the bunny teeth now
(yes)
>"even though"
>implying
>ironing board with a face
yes
>you will never have a tomboy pirate gf who is literally indistinguishable from one of the boys except for the lack of facial hair, the coochie, and that you are fricking
>You'll never put her in pillory stocks, lather her feet in honey and have a couple of goats lick her soles to tickle her mercilessly, while she laughs hysterically and curses you for daring to do this to her, asking if you know who you are
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That mouth... tempt me.
why do you think he was closing his eyes
She was so gorgeous in these flicks.
she's got no breasts or ass tho
Make my pecker look big then.
Her body isn't small mate, there's just less fat in it.
>What's the matter, Jack? Scared? Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants, hmm? Maybe shit and cum?
Is 5 better than 4? I stopped like 1/4 in back on release of 5.
Not really, I didn't really care too much for 4 overall but Ian McShane is excellent as always and the Spanish, while only in the movie for like five minutes, were so memorable. based and KINO. 5 is just completely forgettable except for the main chick's booba.
>5
I had to watch 4 at some team bonding thing in college and assumed they dropped it there because it didn't have any of the original cast except Depp.
Yes. Not great but if we're only comparing it to 4 then yeah
Nah, Stranger Tides is better
>survives fighting the undead in 1
>survives the political machinations of 2 and 3
>survives Becketts flagship blowing up in 3
>gets insta gunned down by the homosexual spanish in 4
Still mad.
True. Same with Norrington in 3
I appreciate that they keep bringing in these bits/side characters in every installments. But yeah, it's such a shame how they just kill him like that. He should have been the new Norrington by now, hunting down Barbossa and Jack.
>homosexual spanish
The Spanish were the best part thing in 4.
actor probably wanted out
The Spanish were completely irrelevant by the time these movies take place. Strange that they were portrayed as a significant threat in the fourth movie
Spain was still a going concern in the early 1700’s.
>The Spanish were completely irrelevant by the time these movies take place. Strange that they were portrayed as a significant threat in the fourth movie
There are undead zombies in the first movie and a squid guy in the second movie
Mythical creatures and supernatural elements are fine but you lose my immersion when you misrepresent historical geopolitics
Spain was still going strong at sea in the 1700s. Even as late as the early 1800s the English launched an invasion of Argentina and failed.
>by all means nothing more than a side character to the heroes
>launched into legend alongside all the other greats by the one who killed him
I kind of like it in a way. Not everyone deserves or gets their epic slow mo death and last words.
There will be songs
>It's just... good business
KINO SCENE
Broke: Round Earth theory
Joke: Flat Earth theory
Woke: Expanding Earth theory
Bespoke: Contracting Earth theory
Im so bored with my life I am starting to day dream about being a Pirate in the Carribeans again at 25 like I did when I was 7.
It's more fun than being a wagie or a NEET.
Could be worse. I literally daydream about having a one bedroom in the country where I can wake up at 9am and fry bacon in silence every morning. All of which are completely unattainable to me.
I did it anon you can too, don't give up
>25
Lmao I'm 34 and live in my own reality. It won't get better
The third one just had too much material to cram it into a single movie. It would've been better if they would've split them.
>ywn be an 18th century sailor
You don't know that for sure, no one can tell what the future may bring.
It's not as fun as in the movies.
who said anything about fun? you are pathetic
>you will never be press-ganged into the Royal Navy after drinking a few pint with the wrong guy
>you will never spend months at sea underdeck in sweltering foul air, subsisting on stale water and wormy crackers
VGH...
Still sounds better then my shitty life at least I’d have a purpose
Join a gang, buddy. You'll have the same sense of purpose you'd have as a sailor for the royal navy.
be a modern day pirate instead
This meme feels very IRC-era to me. Like, 2006 and shit. I miss those days. Chilling on Freenode with your internet friends. I never did get a decent quote on bash.org. Sad about that.
did they ever explain how this guy became a pirate? I mean, you can use your imagination, but how do you think it happened?
I'm guessing Jack probably persuaded him to leave the Navy and voyage with him.
my bet is he fricked the wrong girl
Pretty sure most pirates were people who deserted the navy. Probably just got sick of taking orders.
I don't know what level of fantasy it counts as but it's the perfect amount for me.
Also dat Hans Zimmer
Back when he still composed actual music and not three note pieces of shit
you have to serve under ONE captain, who do you pick?
>Barbossa with the Pearl
kill, pillage, r*pe to heart's content except you can't feel anything
>Jack
you literally don't matter unless you're Gibbs and will be used as cannon fodder
>Elizabeth
>
>Will
good leader but will probably get you killed doing something "honorable"
>Barbossa without the Pearl
probably the best choice
kek, nice trips satan
Hanging out with Barbossa sounds breddy gud tbh.
>r*pe
have a nice day
meds
nah you should really for desperately trying to fit in
Me, i would serve myself
You should serve me too
1 Is a classic
2 and 3 are a well constructed story and world building, despite the bloat of the final fight where the pearl vs dutchman is awesome and every other crew + Calypso are useless. The double villain trope with Beckett and Davy Jones is great, and Keira is the hottest woman ever created.
4 is kind of good, but it has the fatal flaw of a pirate movie taking place entirely on land. Also a big shot such as Blackbeard shouldn't be a whiny coward. Penelope Cruz is the only woman who can rival Keira's perfection, kudos.
5 is bad, hard carried exclusively by Salazar. Jack and Barbossa are non-characters, because they need to wank the new young generation i.e. dumb as a brick Turner Jr and strong infallible insufferable c**t woman Barbossa Jr who needs no man. Will Turner is MIA because budget, although a battle between cursed ships would have been great.
Salazar was very good tho and he seemed to have alot of fun
The mermaids are the best part of Pirates 4.
Beautiful mermaids and Spaniards emanating condensated basedness, both saving the movie, maybe along McShane
>Spanish appear at the fountain
>”There is but one source of life eternal, and it is not these pagan waters.”
>immediately destroy temple
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
They were the secret good guys of the movie the whole time.
You know what? I liked the Brethren’s Court scene.
Hell ya. Thinking about dusting off the collection today. I think it’s gonna be a pirates Sunday, gents.
>we never got a extended version of the Trilogy with all the deleted scenes
LOTR can get their 13h versions, why can't PotC too?
aren't all the deleted scenes on YT? is there more?
KINO
Pure, unfiltered, moisturizing, invigorating kino
Hello beasty
I always wondered, did Jack actually die here as in get eaten by it? Gone, dead.
Or did it swallow him and spit him out in Davey Jones locker.
Or was he and the Pearl essentially cloned and teleported there.
Rewatched the 4th one not too long ago, didn't think it was as bad as everyone said it was. Feel like a lot of the criticism is simply just social parroting of someone saying it was really bad when it wasn't. If it was released today, I think it would get higher ratings
it's the fact that they drop mostly all the leads from the last 3 movies like will
Yea I guess. Its unfortunate that they couldn't come back but it's not like they abandoned the cast and just had Jack.
Jack wasn't really the heart though
He was a side character/Lead if anything up until that point
Especially how they left will captain of the Dutchman in the previous movie fans just wanted more continuation of that.
Jack is like Han Solo while Will is like Luke Skywalker. It would be like if you continued Star Wars after Jedi but followed Han and Chewie.
Who wouldn't want to watch a man's marriage disintegrate while his brother in law gets custody of his son so that he can be raised in a ascetic doomer cult.
Verbinski was a huge loss as well. So much that made the first 3 amazing was the "weirdness" that 4 and 5 were missing
>the crew is carving UUUUOOOOOHHHH emojis into the deck again
>arrives at the confrontation between Jack and Barbossa's crew vs Black Beard's
>takes the magical chalice for himself
>call's it pagan shit and tells everyone that only God can grant eternal life
>destroy the chalice and fricks off
Literally the only good scene in the movie
Don't forget:
>easily BTFOs the English
Yeah, I'm thinking the Spaniard was based.
It wasn't exactly eternal life, just stolen from the donor.
In furtherance of the Spanish Intervention:
If only God can grant eternal life then there is no need to destroy the pagan shit, right?
On the other hand, if only God can grant eternal life and since the 'pagan shit' IS granting eternal life then it is by God's will.
But like you said, it wasn't actually eternal life but a life transfer, so the pagan shit wasnt God.
frick you, damn you can't read.
Correction: one of *two* good scenes in the movie. The other being:
>sir, the men!
>they be dead already
>they don't sound dead
>is that so? I hear nothin' but seagulls nesting
>what is it that you hear?
>seagulls ... nesting
5 seconds of kino in an otherwise dreadful movie
Unironically Jack Sparrow ruined this franchise. He was good for one film but his gimmick gets old.
Should've just been a literal series about Pirates of the Carribean, instead of homosexual Indiana Jones. Davy Jones should've been a main protagonist.
I got real sick of [hey you liked this in the first movie so here it is again but less funny] Not to mention the whole trying to make it seem Jack was gonna cuck Legolas.
"They" own everything now, speaking about the East India Company of course
>fourth one haters
It's good, just different. All the Spanish bits, London, missionary and mermaid cute love plot, McShane is always kino. The island stuff drags on a bit but it's not somehow completely terrible.
Fifth is complete shit with no redeeming qualities. Except Jagg Sbaro memes.
Genuinely a kino line. There's a real tragedy to the modern world and its lack of true frontiers.
Places like the DR Congo or Chad Republic are basically the only ones left
Remember when the sitting Chadian president died in battle against rebels at age 60? What a Chad.
>TFW we will never have Europeans heads of state lead in battle again
I consider Napoleon's downfall to be the true end to the age of Heroes and that grand sense of adventure, that man could truly ascend to mythical heights and that the world was not yet all mapped out.
The 19th century onwards truly is the closure of the frontiers.
Yes. Running out of frontiers helped shatter the European psyché. The whole civilisation was based on exploring the infinite.
>Tfw even Antarctica is no longer a frontier; ships regularly drop supplies there and the South Pole has established research stations and shit
>GPS now maps every corner of the globe
>Modern communications reach every corner of the planet
>Everywhere on earth you'll find modern clothes, modern goods, even Amazonian tribes are getting shit like stickyless pans and Nike shoes now
I don't know if it was intentional or not, but POTC really hits with this theme, as you see Jack finding EITC goods even in the cannibal island and the death of the Kraken signaling the disappearance of magic from the world.
Space is our only hope brehs, and the laws of physics cuck us out of it anyway fuug
imagination is still infinite
>imagination is still infinite
There are still a rare few undiscovered tribes in the Amazon, I think? And the Sentinel island tribe, if they still exist. That said, even then we can get aerial/satellite imagery of anything “undiscovered” so it isn’t really undiscovered any more anyway.
We need to get back to serious space frontier pushing.
So? What can they teach you? How to wipe your ass with a big leaf?
There's no getting into a boat without having the slightest fricking clue as to what you'll find, but going there anyway. There's no discovering new land and revealing what all it has. The age of sail was the age of discovery. The only new age of discovery tob e had is in space, and that's not gonna happen thanks to certain folk pissing away our future by spending it on their mass-producing poverty-babies.
>We need to get back to serious space frontier pushing
No can do chief, we've got Africans to babysit and Israeli settlements to fund
The problem is that you are looking above, when you should be searching below
Take the shizopill and journey into the infinite realm of the dreamworld.
This type of mysticism is definitely the best backup option. This way your mind escapes to new frontiers. The same thing happens when you watch films, or think things through, or read books.
>
Is there another movie that captures the sense of adventure so well?
I guess Indiana Jones does as well to a degree but its not the same
The Mummy. (Brendan Fraser)
It does but the other two fall short to that.
As anon said age of exploration/adventure and the age of heroes is long gone and we have since entered a era of staleness and stillness
>age of exploration/adventure and the age of heroes is long gone and we have since entered a era of staleness and stillness
Can someone explain this phenomenon? Why does life seem so boring to me? Do I need to start a business or something to make life feel meaninfgul?
Unironically a shift in the mindset of society.
Going from Empiricism to Rationalism, losing religion, the mass belief in science and the rise of skepticism, nihilism, etc.
You can no longer believe in the fantastical and there's no point going to look for it because it "doesn't exist". So just sit in your bedroom and do nothing until you need to work your wagie job for 50 hours a week 🙂
even the age of space frontier (NASA) is gone. No, Tesla does not count.
>and the laws of physics cuck us out of it anyway fuug
Okay but physics is basically magic now since we're three dimensional monkeys trying to poke at shapes we cannot ever perceive without glorious math cucking US.
How so? Funding and interest fricks you out of space exploration.
Reading stories about the Napoleonic war fills me with both Awe at the sheer balls on people like napoleon and Wellington, for going into battle like everyone else, and depresses the shit out of me when you see 13 year olds getting their limbs blown off by shrapnel and knowing they have to live as beggars for the rest of their life
>The immaterial has become... immaterial.
What a line
It's a hell of a brainlet filter
People sleep on At World's End like nobody's business lol. Based Verbinski luring in the masses with pirate shenanigans and then putting this level of kino shitting all over the Br*tish empire.
She never stopped being a good actress, but she's typecast in historical drama and romance schlock. It's a bummer because she was really into the swordfights (even butthurt that she never got to do it in Pirates 1). If she gained some weight and put on a little muscle she could be an action star.
What is Domino?
>People sleep on At World's End like nobody's business
It's definitely my favorite of the bunch. Has this intangible, exciting feeling for me, it's peak action adventure blockbuster kino and all things considered the last of its kind currently.
It's so sincere too, feels similar to Lord of the Rings.
I watched 3 high on dxm. It was a damn great night
Can tell it's hairy
Peak 00s
Too muscular
The only shit part is the way Beckett's fleet and all the pirates all hang back and let the Black Pearl and Beckett's ship fight it out solo. That's stupid. I was expecting a big melee-ship battle. We didn't get that.
Main thing that I didn't like about At World's End was the disappointment of the Kalypso reveal. I was expecting her god form to be more spectacular, but she just got bigger.
>I was expecting her god form to be more spectacular, but she just got bigger.
She ''is'' the sea, so she doesn't really have a form. Dissolving into crabs was cool but yeah they could have done a more inventive effect.
It also does the same thing of uniting the people of the world to fight the greatest evil (Br*ts).
Pirates 2 had one of the most hype endings, with Geoffrey Rush suddenly being back.
>Pirates 2 had one of the most hype endings, with Geoffrey Rush suddenly being back.
True. Seeing him strut down those stairs and laugh with an apple and his monke was kino.
It's got too many prominent issues in it. The romance takes too much screentime and isn't that much fun. Some of the mythology takes a very boring turn like Kalypso.
Pirates takes place a long time before the british empire brainlet, thats the east india company..
YAG SBARRO
>But I'm afraid now, we're at world's end.
Really?
What is your purpose here?
Pirates 3 might not be the best movie, but it's the best trailer of all time. Maximum hype.
That shot of Jack and Davy Jones fighting at 1:55 with the music. Goddamit, what an awesome trailer.
>Up...is down
L U D O
so many memorable scenes in these movies it's unreal
?t=3
there isn't a single marvel slop movie that has nailed the rising action and fun sequences of this series
Is there another fun pirate adventure like this and treasure island muppets?
Yes
I rewatched this movie recently and I think it didn't deserve to flop but I can see why it did. A solid 7/10 kids movie that becomes an 8 if you judge it by 2022 standards
Reminder these were directed by Gore Verbinksi who also directed Rango and The Ring.
Reminder he has had a great filmography but his career ended after A Cure For Wellness bombed.
Reminder JJ Abrams still gets work.
>Reminder JJ Abrams still gets work.
Gore Verbinksi isn't a member of the tribe
last years troubles they shine up so pretty
they gleam with a luster they don't have today
>ANON YER A LIAR AND YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY ON THIS BOARD
Laughing out loud like a dumb frick at home alone, thanks bro.
I bid 4 7s
I liked 4 because Mr. Gibbs and the other crew of the Pearl were actual characters with their own agenda and agency. In 5 they’re all literal moron cartoon characters.
>"I'm curious; after killing me, what is it you were planning on doing next?"
Barbossa is one of the rarest great tweener villians Disney ever did, evil enough to justify his first death but so well performed by Rush that they had to bring him back to life for subsequent films. That scene has him holding a bloody knife and his eyes are yellow awnd psychotic. And the revelation of him being alive at the end of the second movie with his cameo of him chewing on that apple as it dribbles down his face cackling the whole time as the Jack the monkey hisses at you? Absolute kino. He owned that damn role, same as he did the one in Quills and the Elizabeth movies.
I saw a perfect description of his inclusion in ep 2
>He was in the movie for 10 seconds, and he still stole the fricking show
🙁
>3 came out 15 years ago
Make it stop
I distinctly remember the day I went. It was at the end of 9th grade and we were going with friends after exams. However, because one of us was pussywhipped by pussy he was never gonna get, we had to stop by the bus stop for one girl's mom to come and pick her up, since one of us had the hots for her and he was being a good knight. We waited for the mom to pick her up, then went to the shopping mall where the cinema was. HOWEVER, the problem was that while waiting the biggest fricking rainstorm of my life started. Torrents and torrents of water. No umbrellas, none, the weather was great before. We're talking such rain that at some point, there was an inclined road with a river coming down on it and I just walked through the river, around ankle length, a bit more, because it wouldn't make me any more wet, I was already soaked. So soaked my feet got dyed purple/dark blue because the socks got so wet that color came off them.
And that fricking homosexual never made a move on her.
Were the PotC trilogy the last truly sovlful films that came from Disney?
I think Up was after that right? Nowhere near as good as pirates but I'm a sucker for old guys finding joy in life again
Barbossa should have stayed dead tbh. His death in P1 is so perfectly done, and he worked best for me as an antagonist. It doesn't ruin the other films, but I always thought he deserved to only be in the first flick. He, along with everyone else, just got worse as the films went on.
>wanting less geoffrey rush in these movies
I mean you are completely right, narratively it makes much more since for him to die in 1, but he is so god damn fun to see on screen I'm honestly sad he died again in 5
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley made out during Phantom Menace
it's Cinemaphile, you don't have to be euphemistic just because you're talking about underaged
Natalie Portman spit in Keira Knightley's mouth, and Keira swallowed it before they filmed the "that handmaiden is actually Padme" scene.
Probably just because I've been watching the sopranos, where they eat in every other scene, but what do pirates actually do for food if they're at sea for weeks or months at a time sailing round?
Like they went to china in the third movie, how did they pack enough food for everyone in the black pearl? For one I can't imagine Jack being sober enough to plan that far ahead, but did they just stop at every port on the way to pick up fresh food and water or were they sailing constantly and just surviving on barrels of hardtack? If so, I can't imagine Elizabeth, being a spoiled rich girl would put up with that either
Are ships just much bigger than I'm actually imagining or was food preservation actually better than I thought back then? I know ships obviously did actually sail that far IRL but mostly wasn't everyone dying of scurvy until the brits figured out you need a lime occasionally to not have your teeth fall out?
>I can't imagine Jack being sober enough to plan that far ahead
I'm sure that was all Gibbs
Yeah I guess, makes sense. His job is essentially being Jack's tard wrangler
>Salt pork
I kind of want to try it but I don't think I've ever seen it in any kind of store, even a butchers. I'm guessing I could probably make my own.
Is that why everyone was drunk constantly, to get over the monotony?
I haven't actually watched much anime but if there's actual logistics involved in some of them I guess that's cool. I assumed they just ignored it and food materialized whenever they needed it like in pokemon.
Any anime recommendations? I'm looking for a new show to watch anyway
>anime
I'm going to recommend to you Grimgar. It isn't logistics or anything but is a better take on the Iseki trend. They start out at level 0 instead of being OP.
They (anime in general) do ignore food like in POTC because there's only so much time. Sometimes you'll see them do a hijinks episode because the author had a funny idea but usually it's left out because you, usually, just want to do important parts and leave out anything that isn't directly tied in to the story or otherwise really entertaining.
just reading
>anime
makes me think of a potential Pirates of the carribean anime. The opening, the visuals. So nice.
Animated by Trigger. (I know, ER isn't the best example but it's on-hand.)
Madhouse mayhaps?
Norio Wakamoto for Davy Jones
Nakata Joji for Barbossa.
Nana Mizuki for Elizabeth (the Cross ange acting, from abused bishoujo princess, to kickass tomboy)
Aizen's voice actor for the "the immaterial has become immaterial" guy.
Some twerpy, Kirotoesque va for William, who cares.
And for jack, maybe the guy playing Archer in fate and Eraser in mha? Jack is the hardest one, he's very closely tied with Johnny.
>madhouse
Nary another studio was in mind for ER.
>hitting me with all these VAs
I'm not that much into VAs because I like not knowing what they look like (helps keep me immersed). I do like thinking about a deck to deck fight animated by Trigger, though. Oh my...
Thanks, I'll take a look. I only vaguely know about the idea of isekai so it's probably going to be a fairly new concept to me
>I only vaguely know about the idea of isekai
you should keep it that way
I'm assuming it's probably overdone by now then?
"Normal guy goes into video game world" does sound like it could get done to death
yeah there are countless ones, its starting to die down a little but at one point there were 5 or more a season
I guess there's an appeal to being sent to a generic fantasy world. I mean, not really, most people would start crying after three days of hard labour in a field with lice ridden clothes, but that part is most likely ignored I imagine
Isekai isn't that bad. There were a few gems like Reincarnated as a Slime, Rising of the Shield Hero, and Overlord that everyone copies now. They're heavy otaku tropey stuff so you might not like them if you're a serious person. I still would recommend Grimgar. It is also kinda comfy.
You should watch some older stuff if you want real kino. Try Blood: The Last Vampire ova. It's perfect for October and is one of my favorites because the animation and "mystery box." The other "Blood: The Last Vampire" stuff sucks really bad, though.
I heard overlord was pretty good from my weeb friend, though he normally watches stuff about schoolgirls and slice of life stuff. I'll give that a try after watching Grimgar like you recommend.
Speaking of older stuff, I heard there was a new version of Legend of the galactic heroes. I loved that when I was a teenager, is the new one worth watching or is it just the same thing but with "newer" animation?
>LotGH
No idea.
I get Princess Connect ReDive and Konosuba mixed up all the time. They're both wholesome.
I feel like isekai that play everything straight are a bit weird or silly after Konosuba took a chainsaw to the genre and mocked or otherwise made a joke out of the various notions involved.
You eat salted pork, biscuits drink lemon juice and weak alcohol or tea/coffee. Maybe the ship has some livestock around.
>the post where anon figures out they like the 25 filler episords of anime where they do nothing but have hijinks while collecting food for their trip
tfw we will never get gore verbinski's bioshock movie ;-;
piratekino is kino because pirates were the last (succesful) rebels to globohomo. we grow up in a world a hundred times worse what pirates tried to escape and for us its the norm.
>I got a jar of dirt!
>tfw you're alive when the blank edges of the map have already been filled in and everything is already owned by someone
WTF would he do that? Imagine the smell...
Sweaty, slight hint of pee, and bread
did they not wear socks during pirate times?
leather is sticky and awful against bear skin
pirates irl would not wear leather against bear skin or their own skin
:^)
if you want period-appropriate clothing go watch master and commander or something
>freshly shaved legs
When did she have the time?
On her boat, moron? She knew she was meeting up for beach sex, she probably had time to shave everything before she got there.
Isn't she the top Pirate Captain during this. The Chinese pirate ship would have had all the tools.
I love all the stuff with the kraken. The movies interpretation of it is genuinely really cool.
kino?
>Jack on his tiny boat, waves rocking it
>wind picks up, compass gets a bearing
>’drink up me hearties yoho’
3 had a perfect ending
>3 had a perfect ending
agreed 100%. Jack was on his next adventure, Barbossa had the Pearl and the crew, only Elizabeth and Will were doomed lovers which killed my heart but was a kino ending for sure
the soundtrack is so goddamn hype
Oh yeah i had to cut this scene out so i could archive the first a second movie as the definitive version.
>I feel... cold
K I N O
wtf i thought he said old
1 is a classic. One of the greatest adventure films ever made.
2 and 3 are great. Fit together with 1 into a nice trilogy. Nice additions like Davy Jones and Beckett. Final battle in 3 is kino.
4 is okay. Not great, not terrible.
5 is garbage. The script feels like it was written by an AI that analysed the previous 4 movies.
>4 is okay. Not great, not terrible.
4 is fine if you go into it seeing it as a spinoff adventure, as a continuation of the trilogy it's bad. I didn't know this until I rewatched it some time ago but the fountain of youth was shown on the map at the end of the 3rd film as being Jack's heading. If it had ended like that, with the audience knowing Jack is just on another adventure, it would have been fine as well imo, especially looking at what we got with 4 and 5
>strange eldritch happenings and supernatural plane of existence
>pirate mythology
>singapore
>brethren court
>mix of characters each with their own motivations and schemes
>perfect ending
At World's End I really consider the perfect adventure film
this. i imagine people saying they slept through it/it was boring have ADHD.
>”Yo ho, all together, hoist the colors high…”
Kino song for calling the gathering of the brethren court too.
>a single succesful sail with a pirate ship could earn you more than a lifetime on one of the english ships
no wonder why people risked it
>KENWAY, IN A WORLD WITHOUT GOLD WE WOULD'VE BEEN HEROES
>What of teach
>he drinks damnation
so much soul of these films was in the side characters. One of the things I notice about most recent films is that the characters on screen and with dialogue are 99.9% main characters (think of marvel), meanwhile in POTC so many great lines are from side characters like Pintel and Ragetti and Gibbs. Another example that comes to me is the Last Samurai where, perhaps not many lines, but a lot of shots are just of the samurai and soldiers, not of the main characters
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best soundtrack of the trilogy