The worst cry iv had to an animated character, ever. Even UP wasnt this bad.

The worst cry iv had to an animated character, ever. Even UP wasnt this bad. I understand the need for emotional storytelling but man i was not ready for this flick whatsoever. As far as marvel goes? This one was a 8-9/10 the best theyve ever done. Wish it was a little longer and tied up the gang a little more neatly but i guess that was it!

If you need a good cry the first hour and a hakf of GOTG3 is just a real tearjerker.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick OP don't remind me of this shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant imagine seeing this in a theatre, with people around. I was legitimately sobbing. Go rocket.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you cry over cape shit you should have a nice day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not the cape shit that does it its tge animal shit

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch capeshit, spoil this for me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost save friends. Friends die. Sad. 🙁

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chuck sells his store to Sneed and Chuck's buddies Frick and Suck die in the process.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robo homie obsessed with creating the perfect organisms and the perfect society experimented on a bunch of animals and created fricked up Frankensteins (of which the main raccoon is one). We see him as little kid and in his youth hang out with his fellow caged cyborg animal friends, fantasizing about what they'll do when the perfect society is finished.

      Robo homie has no intention of letting old and ugly experiments into his perfect society and intends to incinerate them all. All frens die and the raccoon escapes.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reaction Ihad.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the gayest fricking post I've ever read and I hope you never find happiness.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah i felt pretty gay while i was crying. I guess its something inside of me from being a loser/underdog my whole life. I always want the little guys to win. The disenfranchised if you will. I get it, its a marvel movie with fictional cgi aninals. But it just provides to the innocence, imo. Dont be so jaded. So aloof. Feelings are okay even if they come from made up stories.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FLOOR
    GO
    NOW

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TEEFS
      ROCKET
      FLOOR
      GO NOW***

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It may have had an effect on me more if two of Rocket's animal buddies weren't moronic. Never going to feel anything about wheelchair walrus.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lets be honest. We didnt care because walrus was moronic and not fluffy. And also, i didnt real care about any of the characters. I cared about what they meant to rocket.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dude that made them was fricking moronic, I'm struggling to put it into words but legitimately what was he thinking by making those things? He actually went out of his way to make a walrus that was disabled, a rabbit with a prosthetic mouth and spider legs and an otter with crappy robot arms. Why take a sea animal and cripple its ability to move around in the sea? It just seems counter intuitive. Sorry for the autism but I struggled to feel sympathy because their designs were really dumb.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Says the creature that spends a third of its life sleeping

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah thats definitely autism. Good on you for being self aware. What do erasers taste like?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like it was skipped over/cut and the flick was supposed to be longer. Black man hated rocket because he suxked at what he did and rocket was so smart he fixed the dudes creations. Without rocket, everything Black man did failed (even with perfect evolved animals his society was moronic) thatsvwhay everything before rocket was gay and licked balls and he needed rockets brain intact because he was different than all the others. But, marvel, so dumber.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My understanding was that prior to his gas-machine that could evolve/anthropomorphize animals, this was his first attempt at making intelligent animals. Cyborging them. Each of those animals seems slightly more advanced than the last.

      >Floor, the bunny, is half robotic and can't speak in proper sentences. Needs machine supported mobility.
      >Teefs, the walrus, smarter but obviously larger. Needs machine supported mobility.
      >Lila, the otter, smarter still, is the most emotionally mature, walks with its own legs. Required arm amputations.
      >Rocket, the raccoon, has the least amount of exposed robotics and is super intelligent.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a great movie all three are but it did leave me sad I also felt sorry for Star lord he didn’t end up with gamora the whole thing was sad I’m glad rocket freed the other animals from the high evolutionary at the end stopped his reign of terror

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROCKET TEEFS FLOOR GO NOW
    ROCKET TEEFS FLOOR GO NOW
    ROCKET TEEFS FLOOR GO NOW

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, it all felt pretty trite to me
    if it were a kids movie centered around that specific plotline and not just flashbacks in a capeshit, and I watched it over two decades ago, then maybe it would have had some effect

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already liked rocket this made me like him more and explained why he was kind of an butthole in the first two movies at times

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gaaaaaaaay

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUT OP. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S CAPESHIT REDDIT? YOU HAVE TO BE COMPLETELY CYNICAL TOWARD EVERYTHING YOU WATCH UNLESS IT'S MILDLY UNPOPULAR.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo not the hecking talking rat!

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's no way these aren't bot posts.

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